Time: 2009-8- 27 18:46:56 Words: 2187
"Oh, what is this?"
Looking at her surprised expression, I smiled without saying anything.
"This can't be black tea, right? But it doesn't taste like it…but it's very delicious.”
"If it's good, drink more." Eh, why did it feel like he was indirectly advertising a certain product?
"Eh? There's more."
As soon as she finished speaking, I came over with a water bottle.
[I couldn't find anything in the kitchen that could replace beer, so I had no choice but to make some tea for Tang Manlun.] However, when I thought about tea, I realized that there was no tea leaves at home. It would be a big problem. If Tang Manlun found out that I didn't make tea for her, she might do something unexpected. Therefore, I forced myself to make some tea for her.
She wouldn't drink ginger soup. Even if she did, I wouldn't make it. Usually, it's the girls who make it for me. However, after rummaging through the kitchen for a long time, I finally found a substitute-brown sugar.
Most people are familiar with brown sugar, but in my impression, no rich family has brown sugar. In fact, I made the right bet. Miss Tang has never drunk brown sugar water.
"Alright, I can't drink that much!”Tang Manlun had just finished her drink when I filled her cup again.
What, you said I was being too attentive? Wrong," the wisdom of mortals." How could you have thought that what I did was to force her to fill up the toilet. When she is in a hurry to go to the toilet, I will occupy the toilet. Just like the XX girl, blocking every toilet, leaving her with no place to pee, and finally peeing in her pants!
Wakaka, this tactic is too perfect. I really admire myself.
"Hey, what are you doing? The tea is overflowing!" Tang Manlun's roar pulled me back to reality. The water was overflowing from the cup. However, Tang Manlun was still holding the cup. The water had already flowed onto her arm. If I saw that the cup was full, I would have immediately taken the cup and left. Because even if I continued, I wouldn't be able to fill it up.
"Ah, I'm sorry. I was fascinated by you.”No way!
"Tsk, who…who would believe you?" Miss Tang turned her head to the side as she spoke. Well, she didn't intend to make you believe her in the first place. Looking at the brown sugar water that was spilled all over the ground, she felt great regret in her heart. I accidentally committed a crime. I'm sorry, Leader Mao.
However, now was not the time to regret it. The best thing to do was to quickly go to the toilet and get a mop to solve the problem.
He took out a black mop from the toilet. It was said that there was a black mop with an attack of 220 on the adventure island. However, the level requirement was 36. It was not something that a level 20 person like him could afford. This was actually a white mop. After using it for a long time, it would turn black.
"I didn't expect you to know how to do housework!”Tang Manlun said sarcastically when she saw him mopping the floor.
"Move aside!" I didn't pay attention to her and just pushed the mop to her feet. Anyway, wherever she retreated, I would mop. I just wanted to force her to mop.
However, before I could completely force her into the small room, I heard a rustling sound outside the door. My big sister has returned home.
"Eh? Tang Manlun, why are you here?"
"I came to look for you. I'm finally back.”Tang Manlun's words were the same as the girl's opening remarks.
Since the girl is back, our plan can't go on anymore. However, the preliminary work was done quite well. After about half an hour, Miss Tang went to the toilet.
This also means that the first step of our battle plan has succeeded. However, due to his sister's interference, he could not proceed with the second step. However, it's enough that I succeeded. After fighting with Tang Manlun for such a long time, I won by a small margin.
Just like in 'Battle of Wisdom'. I am Ah Qingsao, and she is Diao Deyi. No, it seemed like Ah Qingsao was a woman. Then I was Diao Deyi, and she was Ah Qingsao. However, it seemed like Diao Deyi was the bad guy and Ah Qingsao was the good guy…
Forget it, let's not think about these meaningless things. In short, I'm the final winner, the winner of life.
After the meal, Tang Manlun ran away with her tail between her legs like all the losers. Where did her tail come from? Although the appendix was small, it was real.
He was in a good mood after winning today, so he went to the authors 'group chat to tease the other authors.
"I can't take it anymore. I need to find a place to vent. The books are too powerful!”As soon as he entered, he saw people shouting that they had failed again. This kind of situation happened every day. After all, an unofficial author group like ours was basically a shelter for failed authors.
"Let me teach you a good way to vent.”The one who spoke was a guy called Little White Emperor. He really didn't know why people liked to call themselves emperors these days.
"What is it?"
"If you can't continue writing and you're in a bad mood, you can put on an alias and randomly find a book with good results to scold. After scolding, you can leave. Don't waste time with them!”
F * ck, this move is really ruthless. Leave after scolding. Why do I remember this saying being mentioned in " How to Make a Top Troll "? It seemed that the most popular tactic in the country was still guerrilla warfare.
"That's a good idea. I'll go to Tomato's new book and scold him!”The newly-failed children's shoes were greatly enlightened after hearing this and planned to implement it immediately.
"No, don't go to Tomato or the Tang Family's Third Young Master to scold them. It won't work. There are too many people scolding them. They're not afraid of scolding anymore. If you want to scold them, look for new authors who have signed contracts for the first time.”
Ruthless! He's really too ruthless. I feel that this person shouldn't be called the Little White Emperor. He should be called the Black-bellied Emperor. Imagine a new author who didn't know any insider information. After signing a contract with great difficulty, he was scolded by others. No matter how many book friends comforted him, he would definitely be traumatized. This would definitely affect other people's writing.
"Then, Big Brother, take a look at this book,'My Sister Is Eighteen.' What do you think? Someone had already thrown flowers at the author before he had even signed the contract. Judging from the author's ID, he should be a newcomer.”
"Cough cough…Captain, don't shoot, we're on the same side!”At this time, he also had to come out and speak. If he didn't speak, the flood would wash away the Dragon King Temple.
"Go ahead and scold him. His skin is thicker than the Almighty's.”Hey, hey, you can't say that about me. Didn't I shamelessly ask you for a recommendation ticket when my last book was on the rankings? I've never asked you for a recommendation ticket for this book.
"Hehe, big brother, if you give me a recommendation ticket, I won't go and scold you.”Damn, I was actually threatened by someone. Thinking about how honest I am, I could only recommend it and send a screenshot to the group for a moment of peace.
After that, everyone began to discuss enthusiastically in the group how to scold a promising newcomer until he was disheartened.
(Ah, why did I use the word "again")
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