Time: 2009-8-283:06:46 Words: 2090
"If you curse in someone else's book, you have to use guerrilla warfare. After all, that's someone else's territory, so we can't fight it head-on.”
"You can't use vulgarities when cursing. We're all scholars. Whoever utters vulgarities first will be weaker than others in terms of reason and aura.”
I'm embarrassed. Why are there so many old foxes when it comes to scolding people? No, I have to say something too. Otherwise, I won't have any popularity.
"Cough cough…The essence of guerrilla warfare is that if the enemy does not move, I will not move. If the enemy moves, I will move!”The moment I finished speaking, the group immediately fell silent.
Then, a rookie said in admiration,"Wow, big brother, you're amazing.”
"Then what does it mean when the enemy moves, I move?”
"'If you understand, you understand. If you don't understand, you don't understand'!”Erm, I haven't figured out why I should move when the enemy moves. However, in order not to be exposed by others, I have to pretend that I understand and say,"Actually, you don't have to resort to guerrilla tactics to curse.”
"Ah, then go ahead, big brother." The newbie was completely fooled by him. He had no idea that he hadn't scolded anyone yet.
"There's a saying,'Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated in a hundred battle'. If you want to scold him, read his books first.”No matter how much he cursed after reading other people's books, he still wouldn't know.
"Yes, after reading other people's books, you pick on the flaws that make the readers feel disgusted!”Ah, thank God, someone came out to continue the story for me. If I had to continue, I really didn't know what to say.
While there were old foxes who came out to exchange their scolding experiences, he would quietly hide at the side and learn. Even if he could not use it, he would understand what was going on when he was scolded in the future.
"Then, what kind of comments are likely to disgust the readers?”Newbie, I really like you. This is what I want to ask. If you don't understand, then you must ask. You're much more inexperienced than me. You can't pretend to understand what I don't understand!
"For example, in some books, when the female lead becomes a broken shoe, you will scold her outside. Then, many readers who are most eager to read will immediately stop reading after seeing the comments. No matter how good the content is, it is useless. Let me give you a more practical example. Do you know the book God X? Actually, it was adapted from the Japanese manga " The World Only God Knows ". As long as you shouted a few words in its book review section, readers who didn't like Japan and readers who didn't like plagiarism would leave.”
High! It was really high, even higher than Old Gao's father! However, if you want me to mess with the author of "God X", I will simply translate his article and upload it to 2CH (Japanese forum), so that Wakaki Minki (the original author) can find trouble with him. Err…I was also a little scheming by accident.
"However…" The old fox's words attracted my attention again.
"No matter how bad your writing is, there will still be people who will read it. Even if you write the name of the book wrong, there will still be a group of people who will support you.”The guy sent a screenshot.
Damn it, my computer is slow. A screenshot takes half a day to upload.
"Hurry up and come out. I'm so anxious." I sat in front of the computer and read softly.
"Brother? Why are you in such a hurry to look at the erotic pictures?”My sister suddenly came in from the living room and gave me a fright. However, she didn't do anything wrong, so I don't have to be afraid.
"No, I'm just exchanging my writing experience.”Yes, I'll tell you how to scold people and prevent them from scolding you.
"Oh, this person's name is so strange.”The girl pointed at the screenshot on QQ. It was an official author group of that old fox. The screenshot he took was a certain person's post record.
"It's nothing. Nine out of ten authors with great abilities have strange names, such as 'Potato, Tomato, Beef Sauce, Peanut, Seeds, Eight Treasures Congee.'”Uh…why does it feel like a train hawker…
"Brother, why don't you just call it Sour and Spicy Wuchang Fish?”
" Otz, little sister, your imagination is too rich. How could Bittersweet Coffee make you think of it as sour and spicy Wuchang fish?"
"Okay, if I change my identity next time, I'll call it Sour and Spicy Wuchang Fish.”
"Also, brother, you can't follow them and be bad!”The younger sister pointed at Little Coffee's post. The English shorthand for the first three words was F * ck.
"Don't worry, your brother was a good person who was given a good person card by five girls at the same time in high school. He won't swear.”He used a forceful method to chase the girl out and then looked at the chat history.
"F * ck, I just finished recommending and I lost a few hundred favorites. How unlucky.”When I saw this, I really wanted to say," You didn't pass the elementary school math test, right? There must be people collecting it every day, and people taking it off the shelves. During the recommendation period, there were more people collecting it than taking it off the shelves. After the recommendation, there were more people taking it off the shelves than collecting it. It's a sense of superiority in terms of intelligence... something like that."
He continued reading.
"If you really don't like someone, then you can look for novels of the same genre as him. There will definitely be books with similar plots. When the time comes, you can say that he copied them and compare them. Even if he's really innocent, it doesn't look like that in the eyes of others.”
I really felt that I was lucky to be in this group. If someone else used such a sinister move on me, I wouldn't even know how to defend myself.
After that, they chatted about some things casually. Then, under someone's suggestion, they entered midnight early. However, since the girl was going to sleep, they could only endure the pain and close the group.
Then, the days went by as usual. After waking up, eating, and writing, it was already four in the afternoon.
Di di ~
It was a message from the mutt.
"I have something important to discuss with you tonight. There's no food for those who arrive after six o'clock. (This message is a group message)"The last description seems to be a little too much. Who would believe you? QQ hasn't launched a group message function yet, right? Just make one up for us to see.
Although she knew that he was making it up, it was better to believe that there would be no food if they did not arrive on time than not to believe it.
"Hey!"
As soon as I got off the bus, a tall and beautiful woman blocked my way. If she wasn't Zhao Yun, you wouldn't be able to think of a second person. There were three people standing side by side behind Zhao Yun.），A mutt, a man with the lights turned off, and an unscrupulous passerby.
"Hey! May I know how I should address you?" I greeted Zhao Yun first, then pointed at the heartless passerby and asked for his name. Otherwise, I couldn't possibly call him " Hey, passerby."”
"Zhan Yang, play Wei Yan." Zhao Yun introduced him.
(Protagonist: Hey, isn't this too dark? You don't even let others talk? Author: Not letting him speak can save a voice actor!）
After finishing their dinner, the five of them headed to the internet cafe. For some reason, they had a bad feeling. After entering the arena, my premonition became reality.
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