Time: 2009-8- 30 17:49:28 Words: 2200
After that, he rode home and did not meet that kid Tuoshan again. He probably went to sell tofu.
My sister will go to the kitchen, and I will write in the small room. After the meal is ready, we will eat. After the meal, as usual, I went to the toilet. It wasn't my side account, it was loneliness…loneliness my ass, it was obviously my main account.
After that, I suddenly understood why the main character was stronger than everyone else. The reason was that 99% of the main characters nowadays did not go to the toilet! Even if he went to the toilet, it was also necessary for the plot. For example, he walked into the wrong pit and entered the female toilet and met the super beautiful female lead. Another example was that he met an immortal in the toilet and obtained a peerless cultivation manual.
For small figures like me, going to the toilet is for life, for venting and venting. Excretion.
Since they were practicing while others were in the toilet, it was naturally easy for them to surpass others.
After figuring this out, a bolt of lightning flashed through his mind. Then, he let out a " biu " sound. Just like New-Type, he instantly understood what the legendary protagonist halo was. In fact, the protagonist's halo was like a wooden cork that was stuffed into a flower. From then on, the protagonist would save a lot of time to go to the toilet. This way, he could surpass his enemies in all aspects. And when he encountered a strong enemy, the wooden stopper was even more useful. The protagonist had never played a poop since birth, so of course he would feel suffocated. Just by relying on the force of holding back his poop, the power that erupted in an instant was quite shocking.
In short, the protagonist's halo was a wooden cork…
After that, he returned to his room to type and found that the group of 500 gods was not stable.
"What are you guys doing?" In order to increase my popularity in the group, sometimes I still need to pop up.
"They're discussing height." Wild Wolf immediately answered my question when he saw me.
"Uh, I'm 178." It wasn't tall, but it wasn't short either. It was fine as long as it was normal.
" 172 "," 180 "…Everyone in the group was showing off their height.
"Hmph, you guys are not as tall as my boyfriend.”
He wanted to say," Don't say grapes are sour even if you can't eat them." However, she followed up with another sentence.
"But he's not handsome. A flower like me is stuck in cow dung!”
To prevent some viewers from forgetting, I have to remind you that the 500 God is the one whose height and weight are both 155. It might not even be enough to call it a bucket. It should be called a water tank!
"If you're a flower, then even cows won't dare to poop in the future!”Wild Wolf had probably exploded, spitting out a classic line.
However, as I said before, anyone who can become a god is not thin-skinned. Since 500 dared to call herself a god, her skin is naturally quite thick.
"When my book becomes a divine work in the future, won't there be a lot of good men coming?”500 was indeed a god. His imagination was first-class. He didn't even think about novels, but he actually thought about reality first.
"Yes, when your book becomes a divine work, the endless August will be over.”The endless eight months added up to hundreds of years.
"It doesn't matter. Time is the best teacher!”I didn't expect her to understand my slang.
However, this good teacher always liked to kill his students. I cursed in my heart and gave up on the idea of attacking the Almighty. It wasn't that the imperial army didn't work hard, but that the Almighty's skin was too thick.
With the principle of running away if I couldn't beat them, I didn't continue to tangle with them. Instead, I started writing with all my might. In the end, I fought until three o'clock and fell asleep beside my sister.
The next day, the sun rose as scheduled, but I couldn't see it. I only got up at noon.
After eating, she had barely typed a few words when she heard a knock on the door. (When did you change your door to iron?）
"He's here!" In the blink of an eye, I threw away the keyboard and rushed out. (This isn't a martial arts movie. Why are you pretending to be an expert?)）However, my sister was faster. When I reached the door, she had already opened it.
"Eh? Tang Manlun, are you here to play?"
From the side, I realized that Tang Manlun wasn't the only one outside the door. There was also a LOLI wearing a European-style long dress standing expressionlessly at the stairs, but I couldn't see her from my sister's side.
"Who's that at the stairs? Shouldn't we call her in?”That little girl gave me a very familiar feeling. Hmm, this has nothing to do with me liking gothic LOLI. There was a saying that everything could be controlled. From another perspective, it meant that nothing could be controlled.
"There's no need. I'm here to ask you for a favor.”For some reason, Tang Manlun said this to me.
"Uh…why are you looking for me?" Could it be that she found out about my plan through some channels? No, no, no, this is not realistic, right? I'm just having a casual delusion. Could it be that someone can materialize my delusion? What kind of joke was this? Once again, this was not an urban superpower!
"I told you to come and you came. Why are you dragging it out like a man?”If he was a mutt, he would have said simply," A real man, no hesitation!”
"If you don't look like a man, then do you look like a eunuch?”Well, as an author, he was actually the least afraid of people calling him a eunuch.
"If you want to be a eunuch, then do it early. Don't delay your sister! Bastard!"
Uh, you actually scolded me…You're scolding me now because you don't understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me!
"Alright, stop arguing. Tang Manlun, what are you doing? Why don't we talk as we walk?" His younger sister had stopped a war that would not break out in time.
"Then let's go."
After that, I followed them downstairs to take a car. The uncle was still driving, and naturally, I was still sitting in front. That Loli didn't say a word from the beginning to the end. Her eyes were lifeless, as if she wasn't interested in anything.
After I took a seat in the front row, the loli stood outside the door. Why are you staring at me? Is there something wrong with my face? Although he knew that it was impossible, if this world did not even give him the right to fantasize, he might as well die. In today's world, everything was restricted. Forget about internet addiction, comics, and animation, even writing a novel was restricted. Well, he couldn't continue to complain. Otherwise, he would be cut in half if this book touched on that.
"Leah, come to the back and sit with the sisters.”Tang Manlun opened the back door and let Leah in.
Actually, if she wanted to sit in the front and let me hug her, it's not impossible. From the looks of it, she must want an amiable big brother like me to hug her, right? However, the uncle mercilessly shattered my fantasy."When we came here just now, that child was sitting in the front.”
It didn't take long for them to reach Tang Manlun's house. This time, they didn't lose face in the car. After all, they had already figured out what they wanted to study last time.
"This time, I asked you to help me repair it.”Tang Manlun pointed at an old-fashioned computer on the desk. That computer was the same as our family's first model. It was a product from 1995.
It seems that he called me here to fix the computer. In that case, I really have the potential to be a good person. What's the saying again?" A good person repairs the computer, and a bad person does it?"
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