Time: 2004-12- 30 16:09:00 Words: 3253
On a certain day in a certain year in Zhenguan, Tang Dynasty.
In the long memories of life, this should be a day with good weather, beautiful weather, clear wind, and bright moon.
But for me, this day is so dark. If anyone stayed at the horse hanging table for three days without getting a single hand, then everything in the world would be dark.
Who the f * ck invented a horse pendant in this era? What the f * ck! Was there such a bully in the prosperous Great Tang?
I really can't afford to hurt such a flashy man. For the first time, he touched the shriveled sachet. My hands were trembling.
Three days, three whole days, 24 hours. I haven't even shuffled cards.
I knew that Shimin was looking at me, Yaojin was looking at me, Xuanling and Azheng were also looking at me. Even though I kept my head down, I could still clearly see that the way they looked at me had changed from anticipation, doubt, disdain, and slowly to contempt.
I'm a noble, honest, honest, and self-respecting person who has been on credit for two days. Day and night, night and day, sun and moon, moon and sun. Time passes like water, and the only thing that remains unchanged is my still lonely sachet.
Fang Xuanling fiercely stared at my hand that was holding the sachet. He coughed a few times and said," We're not in a hurry, we're not in a hurry. Don't rub your lower body, don't rub your lower body. Draw the cards first!" Draw the cards first."
Rubbing your sister! The gambling table shows one's heart. I can be considered to have seen through you today. Looking at his f * cking face, I thought to myself.
Yaojin blew smoke rings at me and said coolly,"If you have good gambling skills, then your character is good. However, someone had to do the evil. I'm a boor, so I'll just say it. I think this money... should be... cleared... first?”
My head was almost buried in my crotch.
Finally, I looked at Ah Zheng with hope, hoping that he could read my heart. Three years ago, he won first place in the Jinguang Temple poetry recital competition because of the script I wrote for him.
Ah Zheng had always been a grateful person. I want to!
Wei Zheng sighed and suddenly said," I still remember a few years ago, there was someone called, called, called Sun something. He also lost a bet and went back on his word. In a fit of anger, the Emperor sent him to the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain. I wonder if everything is fine now."
Fine, I admit that I've mistaken you! Hmph, don't think that I'm begging you for pity. What doctor? Be careful that I don't expose your past experience of washing horses.
Shi Min looked at me strangely.
This insufferably arrogant ruler, a figure with the greatest power in the world, stood upright with his hands behind his back. He looked at me without saying a word. Brother, you can't fight while standing. Even an emperor doesn't need to show off like this.
"Brother…" I muttered helplessly.
Shimin turned his head to the side and muttered to himself,""I originally wanted to give my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.”
Recite your sister's lines! Sing your old Mu's big show!
My head was so low that I almost sucked ***.
Exploding, exploding. My life has come to an end. I have no choice but to live!
Shi Min flicked his finger at Fang Xuanling and said,""Prime Minister Fang, did the Zhenguan laws state how to deal with those who gamble?”
Fang Xuanling stroked his long beard and said seriously,"Your Majesty, Zhenguan Law 788 states that if a person owes money and doesn't pay it back, he or she will be punished with a serious crime.”
"What do you mean by castrated?" Li Shimin asked indifferently.”
Fang Xuanling made a cutting motion with his hand and said with a serious expression,"Replying to the emperor, eunuchs are what the people call cutting your little chicken.”
"Sh * t! This damned guy must hate me for winning first place at the Yuhua House Music Festival and winning the favor of the famous courtesan, Ruhua. Now, he clearly wants to kill me.”
Shi Min turned his head to look at me and shook his head gently. There seemed to be tears in his eyes as he muttered,"Forget it, forget it. I've known my brother for twenty years. We've been loving each other since we were young. We've been brothers for a lifetime.”
I was ecstatic. As expected, friendship was mutual. There was hope.
Wei Zheng bowed to Shimin and said,"Please think twice, Your Majesty. You must know that the law is set to be strictly announced to the world. How can it be changed at will?" Water can carry a boat, but it can also capsize it. If he changed his mind, how could he win the hearts of the people?”
I was furious, and I thought about the entire coachman's family 10,000 times.
Li Shimin was obviously moved by him and pondered for a long time.
Yao Jin looked at Li Shimin and seemed to have something to say.
"Duke Lu seems to have something to say, but you can say it."
Yaojin looked at me and nodded."We all know that decrees must be carried out, but the law is nothing more than human feelings. The purpose of the law should be to save people and not to punish them. I think that the purpose of castration is to make the criminal unable to walk the path of humanity. Now that the world is at peace, if the emperor cuts off his sworn brother's bottom drop for a certain amount of silver goods, I'm afraid it will incur the world's criticism.”
Extreme, extreme! Old Jin was right. With tears in my eyes, I looked at Yaojin and thought,"At this moment, I finally know who is deeply in love with me. Homosexuality forever!"
Shi Min remained silent, his heart surging like a deer. A moment later, the Eternal Emperor calmed down. His expression was the same as before as he asked indifferently,"How can I not provoke the criticism of the world, but also not be scolded for changing orders day and night?”
"Burn books and bury scholars, burn books and bury scholars!" A eunuch who was watching "Quest for Qin" at the side raised his arm and shouted!
Exactly, exactly! Whoever dared to make any noise would be exterminated. My heart is screaming!
"I have a method that I don't know if I should say it or not…"
Li Min nodded,"Of course."
"Now the world is advocating Buddhism. If it's just to make them unable to be humane, it's better to cut off their hair than castrate them."”
Shi Min's face lit up and he nodded: "Good idea. Duke Lu is indeed worthy of being a senior official of the dynasty. I always thought you were a general, but you're actually a great sage.”
Yaojin looked at Fang and Wei proudly. However, he said indifferently," Your Majesty, you praise me too much. This humble subject is from a military background. I only have the reputation of being a great sage. I definitely can't afford it."”
You're too humble! If the emperor said you were a great sage, then you were a great sage. With Old Man Fang and Coachman Wei's standards, they could only kneel and suck in front of you.
Alas, I didn't expect that in this critical moment, it was actually such a rough person who had a shallow relationship with me who spoke up for me. It was not in vain that I had to find seeds for this group of rough people. It could be seen that good people would eventually be rewarded, and good people would live a peaceful life.
Fang Xuanling saw that Li Shimin adopted the suggestion of biting gold and said anxiously,""Even if the emperor is merciful and allows him to shave his hair and become a monk, the country has its laws and the family has its rules.”
Wei Zheng also bowed and said," Your Majesty, please think twice. Just as Prime Minister Fang said, a country has its laws and a family has its rules. Once you enter Buddhism, you are as deep as the sea. This fellow still owes us hundreds of thousands of taels of silver. How can we just let him go bald?"”
F * ck! I've already lost so much?
Shi Min was obviously afraid of Wei Zheng's remonstrance and said in panic,""That's true." He turned his face to the crowd and said,"What should we do then?"”
Alright, history can be used as a reference. Return my innocence. Through the dialogue above. Now everyone clearly knows why a certain novelist often slandered me for being indecisive in the past. With such a boss, how could he not have a little brother like me? Moreover, I was born with such a delicate body and noble flesh. My body and bones can't withstand a trace of injustice.
Fang Xuanling pondered for a while before raising his head and saying,"This subject has an idea. Recently, this subject was fortunate enough to obtain a western classic,'One Thousand and One Nights. I can't sleep at night."
"So what?" Li Shimin said coldly.
Fang Xuanling said in a panic,"Allow me to explain slowly." It was often said in books that gold and jewelry were everywhere in the western countries. I think that instead of letting this guy enter the temple and waste food for the monks, it would be better to send him to the west to collect gold. Now that the world is peaceful, women are making gold ornaments, causing the price of gold to rise rapidly. If he can carry a hundred carts, no, even if he can bring back ten carts of gold, not only can he pay off his gambling debts, but he can also donate his essence to the country.”
Shi Min frowned and Fang Xuanling said in panic,"No, no, it should be donating money for the country. Donating money for the country. This old man is old and has often made mistakes recently.”
F * ck, this dog has two plans after one plan failed. He clearly knows that I have been sick since I was young and have asthma. I have been in the martial arts world for many years and have always won with my talent. How can I do such a rough job like going to the western paradise to get gold? But now that things had come to this, he could only swallow the humiliation with hatred and tears of blood.
Shi Min sighed and looked at me," Looks like this is the only way."
A pair of dragon hands came towards me, Shi Min gently caressed my long hair and sighed,""Last month, Ma Jie Yu said that Huaqing Pool had produced a new shampoo. I wanted to bring my brother to try it, but I didn't expect that from then on, my brother's long hair would become a swan song. As the ruler of a country, I have no choice but to set an example. Using this method is really a disgrace to my brotherhood.”
Everyone saw Li Shimin's true feelings, naturally they all shed tears.
Light Summit, Jinguang Temple! Three thousand Chang 'an celebrities were present.
The retarded master chanted an incantation and shaved my hair. The strands of hair were all cut off from the ground, and the wind blew, scaring countless jackdaws. The group of young monks beside them were all moved and sighed,"As expected of the most handsome man in Chang 'an.”
Suddenly, black clouds flew over from the clear sky, and thunder rumbled, as if it was also complaining about this evil society and the humiliation I had suffered.
At the end of the razor, thousands of threads fell, and from then on Tang Sheng became Tang Sanzang.
Li Shimin summoned the officials of the Chamberlain of Dependencies and said,"Monk Tang, you must inform me of the diplomatic matters regarding your trip to the Western Paradise so as not to disgrace the reputation of the Great Tang.
The official of the Chamberlain of Dependencies said to me," Foreigners have different customs, customs, etiquette, and languages. Recently, English has been the most popular. The Tang envoy has amazed Chang 'an with his talent and will naturally act according to the situation. But remember, when you go to various places and introduce yourself, you should say,' Hi, Mynameis Tang Sanzang'!”
Seeing the black branches rolling in the square of Jinguang Temple, Li Shimin wiped his tears with his lapel and said to me with a trembling voice,"I will miss you for a thousand miles. I hope that my heart will last forever. My brotherhood is as bright as the sun and moon.”
After saying that, I bent down and stuffed my hometown soil into my hand. I said in a low voice,"Put on a show for the entire audience!" I wept for him, and said sadly,"My royal brother!”
"My brother! Take care!" The film emperor was also very sad, tears filled his eyes.
For a moment, the so-called people who heard it were sad, and those who saw it were in tears. Instantly, the entire hall was filled with grief. It could move the heavens. Who dared to say that politicians were heartless?
F * ck, Mynameis Tang Sanzang! Who was he afraid of?
Let's go!
" Remember this when you reach the west. The incantation to extract gold is 'Zhi…Ma…Flower'…" Fang Xuanling shouted as he caught up.
Drive your sister, get lost!
Looking back at Chang 'an, my heart is sad.
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