Time: 2005-1- 19 14:26:00 Words: 2944
Dusk, sunset, drunken breeze.
The journey was so long.
The day passed by silently.
Slipping and falling,
It was me, the lonely youth.
" Stupid pig, you're still trying to play deep in the dark. It's time for us to stay." Monkey could hear what the pig was thinking.
"Brother Monkey, don't disturb me. Let me stay in this sad mood for a while longer.”Pig rubbed his slightly red eyes and said sadly,""Do you know that today is her birthday?”
" Second Sister-in-law," the Beard asked as he listened carefully.
Stupid Beard, really na?ve. Look at that pig, who's always lecherous and flirtatious. Would he be someone who misses his wife? Second sister-in-law? More like a mistress.
As expected, Pig shook his head and sighed,""Actually, it was me who knew my own woman back then. Sigh, in the blink of an eye, the past is like fleeting clouds.”
The Beard pretended to be surprised and sighed,""I didn't expect Second Sister-in-law to seduce a man behind your back. No wonder Second Brother, such a romantic figure, would want to become a monk. Sigh, what is love? It makes men and women in the world so reversed.”
You muddle-headed all day long. Do you even know what love is?
"Master, what do you think love is?”The monkey looked at me with curiosity and desire.
'I'm cold. The damned monkey can hear my thoughts again.' What does love have to do with you? I don't blame you if you're ugly and no one likes you. It's fine if you embarrass me as my disciple, but your character in the game is a monk, understand? What was a monk? A monk? A bald vegetarian? A pervert? A psychological eunuch…Stop right there. That was referring to you, damn monkey. It had nothing to do with me.
He smiled and said," Amitabha, Wukong, love can accommodate all things in the world. The Buddha's heart is love. As the saying goes, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, love is emptiness, emptiness is love. All things are like illusions and bubbles. If your heart is toward Buddha, you will have love. If your heart has love, you will have feelings. What is love? Love is why babies are born, why flowers bloom, why the river flows east, and why we travel west. Wukong, do you understand?”
Monkey's expression changed greatly as if he had been enlightened. His eyes lit up as he said loudly,"Master, I understand."
Go, I said you were fat and you were panting. I said you were white and you were really silly. You didn't even understand what I was saying, but you did.
The four of them found a small inn in the town to stay for the night. They put their luggage in the guest room, tied the White Dragon Horse, and went to the lobby to order a few bowls of vegetarian noodles for dinner.
Although the pig was born in a low background, at least it had once been rich. As a monk, he hadn't eaten meat for a long time. When he saw that it was white snow again, he ate as if he was chewing wax, and his face was gloomy.
My heart softened, and I deliberately turned my head and pretended to mutter to myself,""I've been busy traveling recently, and my diet is uneven. I seem to be a little constipated. If only I could have more vegetable oil to smooth my intestines.”
Monkey and Beard were honest people. Monkey looked at my butt with concern. The Beard added,"So vegetable oil can cure constipation. I've learned a lot by following Master."”
The pig was smart and knew what I meant. He laughed and stood up to take my bowl and mine.""I'll go to the kitchen to get some vegetable oil for Master.”
A moment later, Pig came out again with a blissful smile and burped."The plain noodles here are really good." After saying that, she placed the bowl of noodles in front of me again. I knew it well. When I looked carefully, there was indeed an oily smell on the corner of the pig's mouth.
He used chopsticks to gently mix it, and the oil under the clean plain noodles was flourishing. There were a few bits of chicken meat. He quickly covered it with his face again and waved his sleeves to carefully examine it.
After a careful examination, he felt that his entire body was so comfortable. Every pore was filled with the aura of youth.
He ate everything, not even leaving a drop of soup. He praised loudly,"I didn't expect such a rural restaurant to be able to make such good plain noodles. It's even better than the tribute vegetarian food of Luoyang's Pure Vegetarian Zhai.”
How could Pig not understand my thoughts? He also sighed,""It's really good, really good. We'll eat again tomorrow morning.”
Monkey was speechless. He said to the bearded man,"Is there something wrong with my sense of taste recently? Why is it that everything I eat is so bland that it's almost like drinking water?"
His beard was clean and his expression was calm. He said the same thing again,"Don't worry, I'll handle it."
Pig stuck out his tongue to lick the oil on his mouth and said seriously,""Eldest Brother and Third Brother might have been too busy practicing the scriptures recently and were too engrossed in it, resulting in their minds being tempered.”
The Beard nodded and sighed." I've been cultivating hard recently and finally reached the third level of the Head Changing Technique. I was secretly delighted. I didn't expect such a side effect."”
Hou Ji laughed." Third Brother, you've worked so hard, but you can only scare people. How about someone like me, who has such shocking talent? I just took a casual look and learned this incomparably magical clone technique. In a few more days, even the seventy-two transformations would be easy to grasp.”
The Beard said seriously,"Although Brother Master is powerful, you don't have to boast like this." This spell was extremely exquisite, and there were many unbelievable changes when it reached the third level.”
" Hahaha!" The pig covered his mouth and laughed." It's either a pig's head or a donkey's head. Do you think you can change it at will?"”
The Beard's hearing was not good anymore. He was furious when he heard this and shouted,"That's right. I'm not bragging, but any head that I, Old Sha, have seen, even if it's a character in a painting, can be exchanged for my body.”
"Really? As expected?" Pig hissed.
"As expected, it's true. I, Old Sha, have never told a lie in my life. I have never done anything wrong. I will definitely not be a monk and still eat meat.”The Beard replied with a righteous expression.
Damn it, was this mustache really muddle-headed or was he faking it? He actually pointed at the mulberry tree and cursed the locust tree.
The pig knew that Beard was a person, so he was suddenly moved. He reached into his pocket and took out a Hang Yue scarf. He shook it open and placed it on the table. He saw a beautiful woman in green embroidered on it, her shoulders slightly exposed, and she was smiling like a butterfly. The embroidery skills were simply out of this world, and the figures were lifelike. Such beauty and enchantment made me, an ancient Buddha who always wore incense lamps and did not get close to women, sweat in my palms and my blood boil. Even a gentleman like Beard was mesmerized by it
The monkey had a look of disdain on his face." I was wondering who made Second Brother fall in love with. So it's just a slut."”
When Pig heard Monkey say that, he could not help but be furious and said loudly,""You can scold me, but you can't insult Xiao Die.”
Monkey saw that Pig was anxious and hurriedly changed his words to show admiration. He said,""Little Butterfly, I was too careless. Upon closer inspection, yes, Ya Mea Butterfly, Ya Mea Butterfly. Not bad, not bad. There was a hint of innocence in her coquettish demeanor, and a hint of coquettishness in her innocence. En, **, she was pretty good looking, pretty good looking. She was worthy of Little Pig's devotion.”
"If I could see Little Butterfly one more time, I'd be willing to die."”
The Beard's hearing suddenly improved and he could actually communicate with everyone. He continued,"Could it be that Second Brother wants me to become this person?”
" Exactly," Pig said excitedly." Exactly."”
The Beard was a little unwilling." I'm changing into a woman. I don't know if it'll work."”
"If you can't change, then don't brag."”
Beard was most afraid of others looking down on him, so he said seriously,""Don't provoke me. If I really conjure it, you'll bear the burden tomorrow.”"Show me first," said Pig.
The Beard looked around and saw that there were only the four of us sitting around the candle in the hall. The waiter had run away and there was no one else. He couldn't help but recite the chant and form a seal with his fingers.
A puff of green smoke swept past, and the appearance of the beard changed. The face shrunk, and the long beard faded away, turning into a delicate face, a high bun like a cloud, a delicate nose, a small mouth, and a peerless beauty with bright eyes and white teeth. If it wasn't for her imposing figure and the strange white kasaya she wore, she could really make all the men in the world (except the monkey) fall for her.
He quickly looked at the beautiful woman's lovable appearance. No, such a beauty in this world, my adrenaline is starting to act up. He quickly held it in. It was extremely embarrassing to be impulsive towards such a transvestite.
Monkey laughed loudly and said,"Third Brother is quite capable."”
Suddenly, he heard a thud. He turned around and saw that it was the pig who had fallen to the ground. His face flushed red as he looked at Beard with infatuation and muttered,""Xiao Die."
Butterfly, you old fool! Monkey and I looked at each other, both ashamed of the pig.
"Second Brother, what's wrong?" The bearded man asked in a rough voice.
The pig's face was completely red. He quickly jumped up and said in embarrassment,"It's fine if you don't talk, but once you talk, the atmosphere is gone. Xiao Die's voice is a hundred times better than yours, no, a thousand times better.”
The Beard looked wronged and bashful. He gritted his teeth and said,""I haven't learned the voice-changing technique."
Pig waved his hand and sighed." Forget it, forget it. Hurry up and change back. The feeling is different after all."”
The Beard replied with an " oh " and said," That's right. It's so awkward. Then I'll change back."”After saying that, he chanted an incantation and shouted," Change!"
Green smoke swept past!
Zhong Han! The bearded woman still had snow-white skin, bright eyes, and white teeth.
"I didn't expect you to play this kind of trick of not being able to retrieve your true body."”
The Beard was a little anxious.”He chanted another incantation and shouted,"Change!"
The green smoke passed by, just like before.
Monkey grinned and said," It's over. It's over. You can't change back. Looks like we have to bring a female disciple west."”
The Beard thought that perhaps from now on, he would have to look at others in front of a woman, and he could not help but feel so depressed that he wanted to bang his head against the wall.
Suddenly, he heard someone clapping outside the door.""I heard from my disciple that there is an expert who knows illusions here, so I came here to meet him. After seeing him today, he really lives up to his reputation and is admirable.
The four of them turned around at the same time.
A young scholar in his thirties slowly walked in. He was wearing a long robe and a jade crown. His face was green and his eyes were bright.
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