Time: 2005-1- 24 20:06:00 Words: 3242
"What method? "Hurry up and tell me," Zhu said anxiously.
Qing Yun stroked his beard and said with a smile,"Young man, you don't have to be so impatient. You have to know that haste makes waste.”
He hated this kind of guy who talked nonsense the most. He must have stuttered when he was young, and now he was still nagging at this age.
Although he hated her, he still had to say some polite words. He immediately said seriously,"Please tell us who broke the seal.”
Qing Yun slowly said," I can't say for sure whether this method will work or not. It still depends on his own fortune, opportunities, and of course, his comprehension.”
Another bunch of nonsense. If you have anything to say, say it quickly. However, when it came to comprehension, Pig and I couldn't help but feel disappointed. We all knew that an outstanding representative with a low IQ like the Beard would probably have a hard time expressing himself. Although I had always looked down on pigs, in terms of mental work, pigs were still better than monkeys and beards.
Qing Yun grunted and reached out to grab something in the air. In the blink of an eye, a thick scripture suddenly appeared in Qing Yun's hand. Recently, he had seen many strange things, especially this kind of magic trick of taking things from a distance. It was not very strange. The only regret was that it seemed that other than the old man who was an ordinary person, people with strange looks seemed to know some magic. Even pigs could change a little. Thinking about it really made people indignant.
Qing Yun held the scripture in his hand and said to the beard,"This is our sect's secret manual,'Ascending Dragon Art'. It was passed down from the Han Dynasty by Heavenly Master Zhang. It mostly contains the cultivation of one's body and qi, but it also contains the method of sealing.”
Oh, he gave it to someone so casually. It must be an excuse to find a random Taoist trash book to deceive the Beard.
The Beard respectfully took the scripture and was about to put it away when Qing Yun suddenly stretched out his hand and said,""This Penniless Priest hasn't finished yet. This scripture has always been in the sect's collection, and all the disciples of the past generations can study it. Although it's not a precious item, it's still the sect's possession, so it's not convenient for it to be passed on to others. If you're really fated, you can read it here leisurely. You can understand it directly, or you can study it slowly after memorizing it. Anyway, you can return it tomorrow at seven in the morning.”
Damn cow nose, this was too much of a bully. How could the Beard have the ability to understand in just a few minutes? Such a large scripture was at least two to three hundred pages. He would need to read ten lines at a glance for a long time, let alone memorize it.
However, since things have come to this, there is no other way. I can only say to Qingyun,"On behalf of all the disciples, I am extremely grateful for your great kindness.”
Qing Yun smiled slightly and stroked his long beard. He sighed and said,"It's a pity that the method to break the seal of No Hexagram must be the unique method and neixi of this sect. Otherwise, Almsgiver Sha would only need to read these few pages explaining the seal and it would be much easier.”
It's just the last few pages. Do you think Beard can understand them?
"I know that this request is a bit difficult, but since you are Master Xuanzang's direct disciple, you should be a person of extraordinary intelligence. It shouldn't be difficult to do so," Qing Yun said.”
F * ck, damn cow nose, do you think everyone is as smart as me?
Qing Yun continued," I still have some homework to do, so I won't bother you. In a moment, I'll ask the servant to arrange dinner and rooms for you. I'll also arrange enough lamp oil so that you can study the scriptures well."”With that, he bowed, swept his horsetail whisk, and walked out of the door.
The little Daoist boy hated us for ordering him around in the morning, so he found an opportunity to take revenge. He turned around and made a funny face and sneered,"Remember, you have to return the scripture tomorrow at seven.”It made the monkey grit its teeth in anger. The little boy jumped in fright and hurriedly ran away with Qing Yun.
As the saying goes, an inch of time is an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is difficult to sell an inch of time. It is also said that the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, the son wants to raise but the parents do not wait. The Beard was feeling the pressure of time. In his impatience, his already foolish head grew bigger. Sweat trickled down his face as soon as he opened the scripture.
Monkey was drinking herbal tea and eating snacks at the side. He urged,"No matter how you look at it, it's always this page. You're really stubborn and stupid. No wonder you couldn't remember the ? True Buddhist Scriptures ? for a month.
Pig took out his folding fan and pretended to fan Beard a few times. He sighed and said,""It seems that this head swapping technique only changes the outside but not the inside. Although the face has become Xiao Die, wisdom is still irreplaceable.”
Needless to say, the Beard was now a typical embroidered pillow.
Zhu sighed again, sighing at how beautiful and intelligent Little Butterfly was. If Little Butterfly was here personally, she could read ten lines at a glance and recite it in ten minutes. Beard was so embarrassed that his face was pale and sweat was flowing down his face. He had just tried his best to remember the paragraph and had completely forgotten it.
Stupid fat pig, it's easy to talk. Even a master of memorization like me who is familiar with the four books and five classics can't be sure that I can memorize them in minutes. How can you expect a rough person like the Beard to have the same wisdom as us? This was obviously bullying honest people and engaging in racial discrimination. It was really immoral.
Those who work hard will be controlled by others, and those who work hard will be controlled by others. If everyone was as smart as Laozi, what order would there be in the world?
Time passed as Beard's sweat dripped down. For a poor student like Beard, it was an impossible task to understand a book in one night.
Sigh, what is fate? No matter how many opportunities fate gives you, you won't be able to grasp them.
Now that things have come to this, becoming a man or a woman, becoming an adult or a beauty, is also the Beard's own business. We have done our best and did what we should do.
Since I was idle, Monkey, Pig, and I had dinner together and went out to breathe the fresh air on the top of the mountain. We also enjoyed the magnificent scenery of the sunset.
Monkey looked at the mountains that occasionally appeared in the distant sea of clouds and sighed to the east.""Looking at the beautiful rivers and mountains of my motherland, I realized how much I loved this land. Ah, I have to express myself! The mountains and rivers of the motherland are all red, the sea navigation depends on the helmsman, and the revolution really depends on Grandpa Mao's thinking!”
As expected, he was stuffed after eating.
"Sigh, Senior Brother is right." Such a picturesque landscape, I am also very touched. Speaking of which, I think we'll be leaving the Central Plains for the Western Regions in a few days. I really want to remember this beautiful scenery in my heart.”
Speaking of memories, the three of them remembered that Beard hadn't had dinner yet. Anyway, they were a little tired from shopping. They quickly rushed back to the Taoist temple. Everyone still had this collective honor.
Under the oil lamp, the Beard was still at a loss. His eyes were dull, wasting a beautiful face. Under his large eyes that were more white than black, he looked as idiotic as he could be.
The Beard finally noticed us coming in. He smiled proudly and said,"I'm sure I've memorized this page.”
Monkey and Pig came forward to take a look. They gave a thumbs up and praised,"I'm convinced!"
I also took a look. F * ck, I can't accept this. There are only four large words on that page: Zhang Daoling!
Geniuses with zero IQ were quite common. He really didn't expect the Beard, who would occasionally recite a few ancient poems to pretend to be refined, to be so smart.
Monkey shook his head and sighed." It's not a good idea to continue like this. We have to think about it again."”Zhu Yi nodded and said," That's right. However, I'm afraid it's too late. At this speed, let alone tomorrow, even if it's this time next year, or even the year after tomorrow, Third Junior Brother won't be able to finish reading this book, let alone understand it."”
Zhu Guo was a little smart and soon thought of a new method. He said,"I thought of a new method, but I don't know if I should say it.”
Monkey shouted," What's there that shouldn't be said? A dead horse is a living horse. Even if you eat shit, you have to try."”
Tsk, you even used this kind of metaphor. This time, it's your turn to speak. From now on, I will respect you as Brother Monkey.
The pig looked at me and sighed." This idea of mine also requires some effort. However, if I really want to implement it, I need Master to listen to my arrangements for the time being."”
Damn fat pig, you won't let go of the opportunity to seize power at any time. At this moment, can I say no? He nodded and said,"Wujing, just say it directly." As long as I can help Wujing, no matter how difficult it is, I will not refuse.”
Pig coughed a few times, cleared his phlegm, and said,""Actually, it's quite simple. Since Third Junior Brother can't memorize it, we'll memorize it for him. In the future, we'll copy it out and everyone can slowly study it.”
What a stupid idea. This is not trying to kill me, but it means that the pig will definitely give me the biggest piece. Yes, I often tell you how intelligent I was when I was young, how I could read ten lines at a glance and how I could remember everything I saw. But that was in the past. Damn fat pig, not only do you want to seize power, but you also want to take away my face.
As expected, Pig flipped through the book and said," Among the four of us, Master is the smartest and has the best memory. I think from the first page to the 200th…mm, the 250th page will be memorized by Master."”
You damn fat pig, you killed people without a trace.
? Zhu continued," Brother Master is smart, second only to Master. His memory isn't bad either. I think you can handle the 250 to 300 pages."”
It was rare for Monkey to hear someone praise him for being smart. He was even happy and immediately nodded."It's a small matter, a small matter."
"As for me and Third Junior Brother, our aptitudes are even stupid. Let's just remember these last few pages together.”Pig acted like he was going through thick and thin with Beard, patting Beard's shoulder and saying,""Let's work hard together!"
The damned thing was that the Beard suddenly had a sharp sense of hearing and sight at this moment. Naturally, he was extremely grateful. He looked at the pig with tears in his eyes, which shocked Second Brother as if he was a celestial being.
Ah pui! You damn fat pig, you're always playing dirty. Don't think I don't know how thick this book is. It's only 304 pages. He actually did such a thing that harmed others for his own benefit. He was a schemer through and through. Fortunately, you didn't enter politics. Otherwise, who knows how many good people would have died?
Unfortunately, I'm dead now.
Pig did as he was told. He took out a few oil lamps and lit them up, illuminating the entire room. He then gently removed the binding of the scriptures and smiled proudly."Tomorrow, I'll set it up again. I've done this kind of stealing before. Tomorrow, it'll be the same as before. No one will find out that we've done anything.”
After distributing the books, Monkey picked up the dozens of pages of scriptures that he was in charge of and lay on the bed to read aloud. Beard and Pig each took a page of the scriptures and began to read while drinking tea.
Only Laozi had a thick stack on the table. It was scattered everywhere. Just looking at it made one dizzy.
I know that this time, I finally encountered an impossible mission!
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