Time: 2005-1-3119:12:00 Words: 2701
Hearing that a beautiful woman came from heaven, how could a young man not panic?
Pig and I, such romantic figures, naturally need not be said. After dinner, we quickly combed our clothes in front of the mirror, washed up, and showed our beautiful faces. Wearing a jade crown and clothes as white as snow, he was indeed a handsome young master.
They praised each other,"Handsome!"
"So handsome!"
Although Monkey and Beard had always matured late, time had urged them to do so. It was finally the time for them to look forward to marriage. At first, they pretended to be reserved. Seeing our handsome looks, they were afraid that we would really steal their beauty. They were not willing to be outdone and quickly took action to wash up.
Not long after, it was already the time when the cool night breeze blew. The four of them changed into luxurious clothes and held folding fans in their hands, praising each other's elegance. With the monkey and the beard, I don't need to say anything, even the pig really has the color of a jade person.
Seeing how anxious they were, it wasn't that they didn't want to call the three of them for a short meeting. I lectured them,"Dear disciples, we are all monks. Tonight, we will focus on admiring the lanterns. The so-called immortals and beauties are just a small part of it. However, the love of beauty comes from one's nature. If you are fated to meet them, as the saying goes, beauty is emptiness, and emptiness is beauty.”
The three of them were already impatient and didn't want to hear my long-winded words. They hurriedly nodded and waved their folding fans, each of them wearing flowers and dancing willows as they went out.
The moon was bright and the stars were few, and the lanterns were just lit up.
A stream of water passed through the city, and colorful lights could be seen all over the river. The fireworks were reflected in the water, making the bustling city look beautiful. The tourists were like weaving, shuttling back and forth on the shore. It was the golden age of joy, a great time to celebrate together.
Jing City was clearly very wealthy. Pedestrians were bustling about, dressed in bright clothes, children were noisy, firecrackers were ringing non-stop, and fireworks were resplendent. During this period, it was even more intimate. Especially since Monkey and Beard had lived in a barren land for a long time, it felt like a lifetime ago to see such a prosperous scene again.
"So beautiful, so beautiful." Monkey kept sighing.
The night wind blew, and the sky was as cold as water. The pig took the lead and was not afraid of the cold. His clothes fluttered lightly, and he looked very handsome. He looked very different from the other dragons. When the young girls saw our rare charm, they only glanced at us with flirtatious eyes. I had seen many such scenes, but it was normal. Only the monkey and the beard enjoyed this handsome light for the first time.
Along the way, we met quite a few young girls. However, for Pig and I, who had been chasing the world of mortals in Chang 'an, Luoyang, and other big cities for many years, we couldn't be said to be very disappointed. At the very least, we were dispirited.
Zhu Geng sighed." There's no such thing as a self-cultivation fairy from Zixia Palace on Spiritual Vulture Mountain. Each one is uglier than the other. I'm afraid that the waiter is just spouting nonsense."”Only the monkey and the Beard did not think much of it. Every time they saw a young woman, they would exclaim in admiration.
I could only sigh. People say that hair is long and knowledge is short, but this monkey and beard have short hair and knowledge.
Pig was disappointed that he couldn't see a beauty for a long time. He was tired of walking and walked to the dock. He didn't want to wander anymore and suggested to rent a boat to wander on the river.
This suggestion was deeply in my heart. I'm not an ascetic monk. Now that I have money in my pocket, I naturally want to enjoy it. They were all people who did big things. They did what they said. This kind of business was naturally handled by Pig. A moment later, he rented a small pleasure boat. The boatman had a ready-made beard, and even the commission was saved.
The four of them stepped onto the boat. Beard gently rocked the boat and began to swim on the Jingshui River.
The pig really knew my heart. When we were renting the boat, he actually brought some wine. At this moment, the four of them were well aware of the situation. They all understood that there was no need to prohibit any Buddhist taboos. Of course, on the surface, they still had to say a few polite words.
The wine entered my stomach and felt warm. I nodded and sighed."On our journey to the west, we have experienced many difficulties and dangers. Today, we, master and disciple, have tea in place of wine to enjoy the Lantern Festival together.”The three of them naturally nodded in agreement. Monkey was even more shameless. He clearly reeked of alcohol and his face was red, but he still praised,"Good tea, good tea."
Seeing that the four of them were a little drunk, Beard stopped piloting the boat and stopped it at the river, allowing it to float on its own. Just as he was drunk and in a daze, he heard a bang. The ship shook violently and shook non-stop.
"What happened? What happened?”The pig jumped up in fright and shouted.
Needless to say, with such a huge commotion, it was naturally a traffic accident or a collision with a boat.
Monkey leaped up and jumped to the bow of the ship. He turned around and said,""Master, this is bad. Our ship has been hit by someone else's ship.”
He quickly pulled up Pig and Beard and went to the bow to check.
There was a green painted pleasure boat next to my boat. There was a green veil hanging on the boat. Wherever the breeze passed, the interior was faintly discernible. It couldn't be seen clearly, but there was a fragrance. The person in charge of the boat was an old man with white hair and a white beard. At this moment, he was frowning and looking at Monkey angrily."How can you be so unreasonable? It was clearly your ship that crashed into ours!”
Old man, do you still have the law in your eyes?
Monkey was the first to lose his patience. He placed his left hand on his waist and pointed with his right hand. He said angrily,"That makes sense. Don't think that you can talk nonsense just because you're old. We were sitting in the cabin drinking and didn't see your boat at all. You're so big, yet you don't know shame. You don't know how to pole a boat, so you just tell the truth.”
Good, good, good! Pig and Beard were already clapping at the side. I also praised him in my heart. Good monkey, this was the behavior of Eldest Senior Brother. He dared to stand up for himself and take responsibility.
The old man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared."Young man, good, good, good…"
Pig interjected," What's good about it? You're in big trouble now. Not only did you disturb our grandpas 'drinking, but you also damaged our boat. Hurry up and compensate us."”
The Beard was originally kind, but he was used to being a fisherman and had always cherished the boat. Moreover, he was drunk at this time. He waved his arm and shouted,"That's right, that's right. Return our boat money.”
The old man was not good with words, and facing three aggressive young men, how could he resist? He turned his head and whispered into the cabin,"Second Young Lady, Third Young Lady, we met four rascals who actually accused us of damaging their ship.”
Damn old man, it's one thing for you to be dizzy, but you actually called me a scoundrel before I even said a word. This is simply unforgivable. If Grandpa doesn't show off, you'll think I'm a sick cat.
I shouted," Listen up, people inside. We bought this boat for a hundred silver taels. If you know what's good for you, hurry up and take out the money. Otherwise, you won't be able to bear the consequences."”Monkey, Pig, and Beard naturally followed suit and shouted,""Not bad, not bad. Give me the money, or I'll set fire to your ship!”
Uh, that guy said that he was going to burn the ship. He was even more ruthless than me. Amitabha.
"I'd like to see who dares to burn the ship of Purple Glow Palace of Spiritual Vulture Mountain.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the green gauze curtain was lifted, and the palace lantern at the gate waved. A peerless beauty walked out.
"Wow!" The pig let out a loud cry. The beautiful woman was only 28 years old. She had a face as fair as jade and skin as fair as snow. She had a ponytail and her eyes were sparkling. She was wearing an aqua blue dress. She held a short sword carved with flowers in her hand, and the end of the lantern was extraordinarily beautiful.
It was really like walking through iron shoes and looking back. That person was in the dim light.
Not to mention the pig, even the monkey and the beard were shocked by this woman's beauty.
If he didn't take this opportunity to show off, he would be wasting his reputation as the Great Tang's Love Saint. He quickly focused his attention and put on an innocent expression." Sister, please don't be angry. I've only heard of the reputation of the immortal sisters of Zixia Palace on Spiritual Vulture Mountain. I'm so envious that I want to see them. I also know that you've always been reserved and polite. If I go to you directly, I won't be able to see you. If I don't use such an extraordinary method, I won't be able to see you. That's why I came up with this plan. Although it's unpleasant to say, I can't help myself.”
After saying that, he quickly put on a difficult expression and muttered," Such stardust, such night, the boat is curved and the moon is beautiful. In this life, I will finally see a beautiful face. Even if I want to be smashed into pieces or drown myself in the river, I am willing and will not frown.”
Although the woman was angry, she couldn't help but smile. Seeing my dazed expression, he finally burst out laughing."Crazy!"
Ah, ah, he really had to admire himself for being able to say such touching words in such a short time. He quickly stole a glance at the pig, meaning," Did you see that? This is the ability to pick up girls, turning the passive into the active."
Seeing that I had snatched the prize, the pig was naturally unconvinced. The corners of her mouth moved, but she couldn't find the words. As expected, he was slightly inferior to Wen Cai.
Just as he was about to brew some moving words to move the beauty, he suddenly saw the green gauze curtain of the pleasure boat move. A gentle and graceful female voice said coldly,"Very good, you can drown yourself in the river.”
The green gauze curtain was lifted gently, and the palace lantern at the gate was gently shaken. Another graceful woman walked out.
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