Time: 2005-1-415:40:00 Words: 3691
One horse, two people, and four loads of luggage.
They headed west.
Monkey's eyes were bright and his eyeballs were rolling around. He stared at my bald head that had slightly grown hair roots and sized it up with a suspicious expression.
"Is Big Brother really a monk?" Monkey was so upset that he couldn't help but blurt out.
" This…" It was a great humiliation to be seen through by this monkey.
"Wukong, as a man, you should be frank and take responsibility, but it's not good to expose people's scars for no reason."”
Monkey had a benevolent expression as he said sadly,""Just by looking at Master, who is not wearing a kasaya or holding a staff in his hand, I know that Master must not be content with his duties. He is still greedy for the body of the wine pool in the world, playing and singing.”
F * ck, this damned monkey, he's only been a savage for a few years and he's actually mocking me.
"Wukong, being bald doesn't mean being a monk, and being a monk doesn't mean being bald. The form isn't important, what's important is the wisdom root. Don't glare at me. I can tell from your expression that you don't understand.”
Monkey's eyes were like copper bells as he shook his head, acting as if he really didn't understand.
Now it was my turn to look at the ignorant with sympathy.
"Let me, a famous scholar in Chang 'an, give you a simple explanation. The so-called wisdom root is, um, also, um, how should I put it?”
Monkey's suspicious gaze…
"Ahem, what are you staring at? I'm just taking care of your intelligence and brewing an explanation that's easier for you to understand.”
Monkey nodded and said sincerely,""That's true. Master, please speak."
Damn monkey, you want to see me in a bad state? How would I know what a wisdom root is? There was no retreat, so he could only make things up.
" Wukong, to put it simply, this wisdom root…this wisdom root is very mysterious!"
The monkey's eyes were filled with a thirst for knowledge.
He could only brag.
"Wukong, listen well. This root of wisdom is what it means to be a pig. As long as you have the root of wisdom and are willing to work hard, you can also become a Buddha.”She wanted to call him a monkey, but she was afraid that the ape would hear it, so she could only call him a pig.
Monkey had a look of joy as he pretended to be surprised.
"Wukong, you're smiling like this. Do you really understand?”
Monkey smiled slightly. He lifted the pole and pointed sideways. One of his hairy hands pointed diagonally in front of him. "Of course I understand."
Following the monkey's gaze, he saw where the monkey's finger was pointing.
Shocking! A strong visual shock!
Under the ancient tree of the Three Skies, there was a pile of, no, a pig among men. The pig among men was lying down in the wind. He had a big nose and big ears, a melancholic gaze, a smile that was disdainful of the world, a clean bun, and a jade-like face. A light green robe gently caressed his bulging abdomen. The wind blew past, and the hem of the skirt fluttered. On it was written the words,"Since ancient times, love has left hatred."”
I saw this person (pig) gently waving a folding fan in his right hand, and holding a broken blue and white jade cup in his left hand. The fragrance of the wine in the cup was sent to my nose from afar. With my twenty-nine years of wine and sex talent, I could tell at a glance that it was the fine wine "Daughter Red" that I had collected for sixty years.
As expected, he has deep roots of wisdom, outstanding and outstanding, making people like me feel ashamed of myself.
When the monkey saw how fair and handsome the pig was, he looked at his thick body hair and could not help but feel jealous. He leaped forward and said loudly," That pig, right, don't look around. I'm calling you. How do I get to the Western Paradise?" He didn't even need to ask.
The pig didn't answer, only smiling faintly.
Monkey scolded," You pig, you're really rude. Why aren't you saying anything when I ask you? Don't provoke me."”
Although I feel the same way, from the standpoint of a master and a civilized person, I can't be as vulgar and rude as Wukong. He then walked forward and bowed,""This brother has an outstanding bearing and is really admirable. Forgive my disciple for being rude just now. We have traveled all the way to the western paradise, but we lost our way at this fork in the road. May I ask how I should address you?”
The pig smiled and replied softly,""It's fine, it's fine. I've been extroverted since I was young and I like such forthright people. My surname is Zhu, and my cursive name is Yichen. I wonder if you two…"
I clapped my hands and praised,"Zhu Yichen, Zhu Yichen, you are indeed as graceful as your name suggests." I am Tang Sanzang, and this is my disciple Wukong.”
This pig saw that my speech was not bad and admired it. He tapped the wine pot beside him and stood up with a smile."It is better to meet by chance than to know each other. I have just returned from Luoyang's beauty pageant. I am resting under a tree and drinking with the spring mud and fallen leaves alone. I am very lonely.”
When Monkey heard that there was wine, he could not help but be overjoyed and said," I couldn't tell that a pig like you was so forthright."
The pig was not angry. It reached into its bosom and took out two cups. One was completely transparent, while the other was simple and thick. At a glance, they were both precious and top-grade. He poured two cups and handed them to us." It's fate that we met during our journey. Come, come, let us drink three cups together before we talk about our journey to the west."”
Monkey took the responsibility and unloaded the luggage. He took a cup with his right hand and drank it in one gulp. Then, he took another cup with his right hand and said to me,"Master is a monk and doesn't touch meat, so I'll naturally drink this cup.”After saying that, he drank it again.
Damn monkey, ever since I left Chang 'an, I've been eating mountain spring food all day long. My mouth is almost out of the bird's mouth, but I still want to steal her beauty.
I cursed in my heart, but I pretended to say,"Wukong, I don't mind drinking. Thank you for your good intentions, Brother Zhu. I'm a Buddhist and don't touch meat.”
The pig was very regretful and sighed." That's really a pity. I still have the best quality yak meat pine sent by the Tubo horse. In this case, I can't share it with you."”
Monkey's eyes lit up as he shouted," You pig actually hid such delicacies. Hurry up and take them out."”
"Don't worry, don't worry."”He reached into his pocket and took out a huge bag of yak meat. As soon as the oil paper was opened, the fragrance of meat assailed his nostrils. This person's appetite increased greatly.
Monkey grabbed it and swallowed it in a few mouthfuls. He shouted," As expected of a top-grade meat floss. I want it, I want it." While eating, he looked at me with a regretful expression and found a dry and hard bread from his luggage. He handed it to me and said,"Master, please eat something. We've been on the road all day." His body was the most important. He could not starve.”
Looking at the monkey's oily and watery eating manner, I could only quickly cover my sleeves and eat the flatbread. I didn't want the two of them to see the saliva that came out of my mouth.
During lunch…they introduced each other…the monkey and the pig got to know each other.
Bang bang bang, bang bang, the sound of glasses clinking.
The board is tied, the board is tied, and the meat is praised.
Crack, crack, the sound of eating a pancake.
Aiya, aiya, the sound of a toothache.
Pig and Monkey had their fill of wine and food. Pig hummed slightly,""I can drink with you, but only two or three of you know me.”
Monkey's face was flushed red from the alcohol. He patted Pig's shoulder and praised,"" Good poem, good poem. I originally thought that my master was already an extremely talented person. I never thought that I would actually meet you, Old Pig. Not only are you refined, but you're also hospitable. You even know how to compose poems. You're indeed an elite of the mortal world, a man of the highest quality."
Damn monkey, you can't eat people. How could you say such shameless words?
The pig wasn't shy at all after hearing the monkey's praise. He actually smiled proudly and said,""When the wine reaches the peak, poetry will be born. I've made a fool of myself in front of Brother Sun." He looked at my gloomy expression and said,"Brother Tang seems to have something on your mind. Why don't you just say it directly? I have some connections here, so I might be able to help you.”
Don't get close to me. What kind of person am I? I'm indifferent and have lofty aspirations. I'm far away from Mount Han. The stone path is slanted, slanted…Evil triumphs over good. I'm a rare figure. I just choked on the flatbread. Naturally, he pretended to be at a loss and sighed."I only saw that the journey was slow and I don't know when I will reach the western paradise. Therefore, it suddenly gave birth to the feeling of vast heaven and earth, vast sea and mulberry fields.”
Pig sighed and said," I've liked to wander around since I was young, and I've hit it off with the two of you at first sight. If it weren't for the fact that I have a…good wife at home, I would really like to follow the two of you to the Western Heaven to broaden my horizons."”
Monkey grabbed the pig's hand and said regretfully," That's really a pity. I'm older by a few years, and I hit it off with Brother Pig at first sight. Why don't we become brothers with different surnames?" If there is a chance in the future, I will accompany you to the western paradise."
The pig was overjoyed and said,"Yes, yes. I have the same intention." I naturally didn't agree. I cursed in my heart. F * ck, if you want me to be brothers with you two animals, I won't be afraid that I won't know where I'll be reborn in the next life. However, he sighed and said,"This Penniless Monk is a monk. Although I feel like an old friend at first sight, how can I behave like this?"
Monkey also said,"That's right, that's right. I call him master. If we become brothers again, it'll probably mess up the seniority."
The two of them kneaded the soil into incense and knelt under the tree, making a life-and-death pact. If they were not born in the same year, they would die in the same year. I quietly took two steps forward and stood in front of the two people kowtowing. I was proud of myself and took advantage of them. He thought to himself,'I'm watching you eat and eat. Aren't you going to worship me?”
Then, he secretly cursed himself for being too wretched, even taking advantage of a monkey and a pig.
Since Monkey was the big brother, he became even more impolite and said to Pig,"" The journey to the Western Heaven is far, so we don't lack a day or two. Why don't this little brother call the big brothers to stay at home for a few days? Since you have a good wife at home, why don't you ask your wife to make some high-quality wine and dishes? We can rest and wash up before we set off."
Pig's expression changed when he heard that. Beads of sweat rolled down his forehead and neck.
Although I thought that a country woman couldn't make any good dishes, even if there were vegetarian dishes, it was better than eating this hard cake. "Brother, you and I are sworn brothers," he said."It would be impolite not to enter this path, so let me and Wukong chat for a while."”
Pig's face turned pale as he muttered,"Really? Are we really going?"
"Of course, this is true. Why, does little brother have any objections?”
Pig kept wiping his sweat with his sleeve and said,"No objections, no objections."”
After walking for three miles, there was a prosperous village with a plaque at the entrance of the village.
As soon as they entered the village entrance, a few men and women came over and called out to the pig,"Brother Gao, you're finally back.”"Why do they call you Brother Gao when your surname is Zhu?"”" Brother," the pig sighed awkwardly." My family was poor since I was young, so I married into the Gao family."”
At this moment, a few children ran over with a smile and said to the pig,"Lady Gao Zhu, your husband is behaving atrociously.”
Pig looked nervous and said in a trembling voice,""Really?"
Monkey could not help but sigh when he saw this. He said,""As expected, every family has its own difficulties. Brother is such a romantic and literary person, but I didn't expect him to have such suffering behind his back.”I also sighed along with him, but I thought to myself, No wonder you look like a pig, so you're a henpecked character. She was jealous for nothing.
As he said that, he saw a group of women rushing towards him. A woman holding a stick shouted,""You shameless dog, you've disgraced our Gao Clan. How dare you go to Luoyang behind my back to meet other wild lovers? I'll chop you into meat paste.”
Pig's legs trembled and went numb. He sighed.
Seeing that the situation was not looking good, Monkey shouted,""The wind is tight!" He pulled Little Pig up and turned to escape.
I sighed, thinking that with such a fierce woman's battle formation, even with Yuchi, Shubao, and the courage to bite gold, they would have to retreat three feet. Not to mention my weak body.
Forget it, forget it. Buddha is merciful. Let me save this fellow once and bring the pig on his way to escape the sea of suffering.
Protect yourself first, get on the horse and saddle up, and leave at any time!
However, they heard the sound of the wind and the sound of the crane. The three people and one horse jogged all the way out of Gao Lao Zhuang. In the distance, there were still sounds of killing. It looked like he couldn't catch up.
Monkey took out a cigarette and handed it to Pig." Don't panic, don't panic. I'll protect you."”
Zhu stopped on the hill to catch his breath. He held the Red River Smoke in his hand and sighed."As expected, there's an immortal wife who smokes Yuxi, and an evil woman who smokes the Red River. I didn't expect that after ten years of being married into your family and being loyal, I would still be forced to embark on this path in the end. Forget it, forget it, let me follow you to the west.”
After saying that, he threw the cigarette into the air and said loudly,"From now on, quit smoking!"
Don't throw your old wood, there aren't many left.
The wind continued to blow, and the pig continued to pretend. A breeze blew past, and the pig's skirt fluttered in the wind. The wild grass body engraved on the shirt was clearly visible.
On the letter were ten big words: "Since ancient times, there has been nothing to hate!"
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