Two cups of wine
2005-10-2720:18:00 Words: 5678
A monkey was a monkey. It would not disappoint people easily.
In the blue sky, the monkey raised his right hand and threw the fire stick hundreds of feet away. Then, he jumped with his legs and leaped out like an eagle catching a rabbit. His legs kept tapping in the air, and he jumped hundreds of feet in the air. Before we could react, his legs had already landed steadily on the fire stick floating in the sky. He stepped on the stick and soared in the air like an ice-skater.
Pig and Beard clicked their tongues in admiration. Pig's saliva splattered everywhere as he praised,"This must be the legendary Bodhidharma Crossing the River on a Reed." The Beard nodded and said,"This is the Bodhidharma Crossing the River on a Reed." Eldest Senior Brother's strength is very strong. Just now, he leaped several hundred feet in the air and could already be ranked among the top three in the world."
Two huge idiots. It was the monkey's business if it could fly. If they didn't think of a way to get over, were they going to wait for death on this cloud?
Just as he was about to turn around and reprimand the pig and Beard, he suddenly heard the pig's voice brushing past his ear.
Master, let's go first. We'll go to the Heavenly Palace to help Master find someone to lead the way."
F * ck, I saw two bees buzzing past my ears. Needless to say, one was a pig and the other was a beard. The two of them were still squeaking. Like two little bees, flying and flying." As he hummed, he followed Monkey's back as he flew.
No way, wait for me!
However, the pig and the beard pretended not to hear and flew away. He was still shouting,"Eldest Senior Brother, wait for us." The sound became softer and softer. Not to mention the bees, even the monkey's voice became a small black dot.
"I'm done for this time. I'm going to vomit blood. I haven't seen these two guys use transformation techniques for a long time. I actually forgot that they have this technique. I'm going to collapse. Why am I the only mortal?" However, I have to sit on a big cloud alone. I can't go up or down. I can't answer every day.
As the saying goes, misfortune never comes alone. Just as I was cursing the three inhumane fellows, a gust of wind suddenly blew in my face, causing clouds and mist to fill my vision. I couldn't even open my eyes. After a moment, the wind calmed down slightly, and I gently opened my eyes. He looked around…
Her heart thumped to her neck.
My mother, isn't this taking my life? The big cloud that we were riding on just now was blown by the wind and turned into hundreds of small clouds. The white clouds floated in the blue sky. It was beautiful, but the cloud that I was riding on was only a few feet around. It was sad to see it, let alone walk. The worst thing was that the cloud that I was riding on was gently drifting in the east and west direction of the disciples.
The wind blew gently again, and the white cloud was like a lone boat in the sea, getting further and further away from the golden palace.
When he was a child, he had dreamed of riding on clouds and fog countless times. Now, his dream had really come true. He was sitting alone on a cloud as big as a blanket, floating and floating, but why did he feel so sad in his heart?
A lump formed in his throat. Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, my dear friends, farewell! I finally understand what it means to die without a burial place.
Who cares, sleep! I won't face reality even if I die.
The wind blew gently, and the clouds slowly drifted. After an unknown period of time, I was awakened by hunger from my dizzy nightmare. What was the cruel reality? It turned out that people would starve to death in the Immortal Land.
She opened her eyes in a daze. He looked around. F * ck! He broke out in a cold sweat, and the pores on his body contracted rapidly. His heart was beating wildly as if it was about to jump out of his mouth. The carpet-sized cloud had been blown away again, leaving only a little bit of the cloud behind. His legs were almost in the air, which really made people shocked and angry.
Calm down, calm down. I was scared. I can't sway. Falling down will only lead to death!
After taking a few deep breaths, his state of mind finally calmed down a little. He raised his head and looked around, only to see snow-white clouds floating in the lonely sky. They were of various shapes and postures. If he was not in the mood to appreciate them, it was indeed a rare beauty in the human world.
Oh, what is that? Turning around, he suddenly saw a towering immortal mountain in the distance. It appeared in the colorful clouds. Although it was far away, he could feel that the immortal mountain was green and lush, reflecting thousands of rays of light. Just like me who had once walked the five mountains, I had never imagined that there would be such a mountain.
However, the cloud didn't carry me towards the mountain, it just kept drifting in the original direction. Alas, it was all for nothing.
I felt lonely in my heart. Although the journey to the west was tough, the four of them were still chatting and laughing. Now, I was left alone in the air aimlessly. It was really f * cking unlucky.
Just as he was feeling sad, he suddenly heard someone behind him say,"" Master, please wait."
Sigh, I'm really starving. My ears are ringing. Yo! No, it seemed like someone was really talking. I hurriedly turned around and saw a cloud flying towards me from afar. On it stood a white-haired Taoist priest in a long robe. When I stretched my eyes out, he had already flown close to me on the cloud. He was only 70 to 80 feet away from me.
Looking closely at the person, he was wearing a snow-white Daoist robe. His long hair was not tied up in a bun, and was only tied up gently with a white headband. His face was like jade, and if it wasn't for his long beard that reached to his chest, one wouldn't be able to tell his age. His right hand held a snow-white horsetail whisk, and when they looked at each other, a feeling of floating like clouds came over them.
Wow, looking at this person's attire, he was dressed as exquisitely as a snowman. At this age, he was still so beautiful. He was probably an immortal with some background. He's completely different from the fools I've seen before.
That person bowed to me and smiled." Master, you're so free to travel on the clouds. However, your true demeanor is elegant and makes me feel moved. I don't know how to address you."
Just as I was about to stand up and greet him, I remembered that I was completely relying on this white cloud to support myself. If I was not careful, I would be consigned to eternal damnation. I didn't dare to act rashly again. I could only cough dryly and moisten my throat. I gently said,"This Penniless Monk's Buddhist name is Xuanzang."
The man frowned and swept his horsetail whisk. He then bowed and said," So it's Master Xuanzang. I'm Xu Xun. I've just entered the Immortal Book and am not familiar with the various immortals in the heavens. I wonder which Immortal Mountain Master Xuanzang is from. If Xu Xun's eyes are not bad, seeing Master Xuanzang's solemn appearance, he must have come from the Western Spirit Mountain."
What was he saying? So he was also a big fool. He really thought that he was a god. However, Xu Xun's name sounded familiar. Right, he remembered now. Could he be the founder of the Clarity Sect? According to historical records, this person passed away as a fairy and was conferred the title of Master Miao Ji in the Jin Dynasty. It had been hundreds of years since then, but he was still a new immortal. It seemed that qualifications were very important in this world.
He felt at ease. So he was just a gangster. His magic power was limited. He could have fooled him and saved him.
After saying Namo Amitabha, I smiled and said,"This penniless monk traveled all the way from the Western Heaven's Golden Light Temple to the east and was about to go to the human world to cultivate merit. It's really this penniless monk's fortune to meet Perfected Cultivator Miao Ji's immortal face."
Xu Xun was indeed a layman. When he heard the praise from Laozi, the "True Buddha of Spirited Mountain", he was overjoyed and said," Master Xuanzang praises me too much. Xu Xun was only fortunate enough to be favored by the heavens and be recorded in the immortal books. Master Xuanzang is merciful. Even though he has the Buddha Body of the Western Paradise, he still doesn't forget to pity the world. Such noble feelings really make Xu Xun blush."
As he spoke, Xu Xun rode the colorful clouds and flew several feet closer. He pointed at the celestial mountain in the clouds and said,"I wonder where Master Xuanzang is going. If you have time, why don't you go to my Tianmiao Peak to rest for a while so that Xu Xun can brew some tea for you and show you some hospitality as a host?"
Oh, it's amazing. So this beautiful immortal mountain belongs to you. Aiya, did I exaggerate too much? A true Buddha like me doesn't even dare to stand on the clouds. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I was exposed?
In the blink of an eye, I had already come up with a plan. I pretended to sigh." Buddha has taught us that we are merciful. Although I cultivate day and night, I know that it is difficult for me to reach the Mahayana Realm with my own wisdom. Therefore, I told Buddha to prepare to reincarnate and cultivate. I will taste the world and accumulate enough merits before returning to the Western Paradise. Now, I just want to say goodbye to some old friends, so I travel on clouds without a specific destination."
Xu Xun was shocked. He stared at me for a while before exclaiming," Since ancient times, everyone in the world has only wanted to cultivate and accumulate virtue, hoping that one day, they would become immortals and attain the Dao, so that they could record the immortal records. Only someone as wise and brave as Master Xuanzang could make such a decision to return to the human world to cultivate. Xu Xun really admires him. Xu Xun had wanted to invite Master to my cultivation place to rest for a while, but since Master had something important to do, Xu Xun did not dare to stop him. Sigh, thinking about Master's passing and not knowing when we would meet again, it really makes me sad."
Yo, I've gone overboard again. I can't wait to leave this butt-sized cloud as soon as possible and find a safe place to rest and have a good meal!
No wonder people always said not to lie, because if you lie, you have to lie a thousand times to make up for it! Fortunately, my head is not covered. He had an idea in minutes.
I also put on a bleak expression and said," To tell you the truth, I've decided to return to the human world to train and have the Buddha take back all my powers. I'm just an ordinary person now. To me, it's just a matter of drifting. It doesn't matter if I meet old friends or not. It's all fate. When I starve to death and fall into the clouds, that will be the beginning of my cultivation."
Wow, even I admire myself. Just by looking at Xu Xun's touched expression, I know that these words are flawless.
Xu Xun said after a long while,"Grandmaster's indifference towards life and death has truly touched Xu Xun. Since that's the case, Xu Xun will bid farewell to Grandmaster. He hopes that Grandmaster can save all living beings in the world. When we meet again, it will be the day Grandmaster reaches the ninth level of Mahayana and returns to the celestial realm."
F * ck, old fart, I've already wronged myself, yet you're still stingy with your cup of tea. Do you still want to watch me starve to death?
I quickly tried to salvage the situation. I shook my head and said,"It doesn't matter if I'm reincarnated or not. Since I'm fated to be with Senior Immortal, forget it. Why don't I go with you to Miaoxian Peak to rest for a while?"
Although Xu Xun was a little surprised, he was also very happy." Yes, yes. Although you have lost your powers and become a mortal, you can no longer eat the dew of the clouds. But judging from your skin, it seems like you will starve to death and fall from the clouds. Why don't you take advantage of this time and let me do my part as a host? It won't be a waste of time."
You're so cold-blooded, why are you still a god? Look at you, you really can't wait to see me starve to death. If I had the means of a monkey, I would have hit you in the head long ago.
Xu Xun swept his horsetail whisk and bowed slightly. His right hand made an inviting gesture and he smiled."I was rewarded by the Jade Emperor and was given this place to live in. Under my meticulous care, it has a bit of celestial beauty. Grandmaster, please give me your opinion."
Die, I said so much for nothing.
Xu Xun was slightly surprised when he saw the displeasure on my face. He then smiled and said," Look at This Penniless Priest's memory. I actually forgot that Master Xuanzang has lost his mana and can no longer ride the clouds. Let This Penniless Priest embarrass himself in front of Master." As he spoke, he swept his horsetail whisk at me.
I saw Xu Xun sweep his horsetail whisk, and the fart-sized white cloud under my butt suddenly whistled and turned into a tiger with wings. Although the tiger's head was facing away from me, I could still see the yellow and white patterns embroidered on its forehead. The flying tiger roared angrily and spread its wings that were hundreds of feet long.
F * ck your grandmother, are you trying to scare me to death? My face turned pale and I almost fell down. I quickly grabbed the tiger fur. Fortunately, Xu Xun didn't notice my embarrassment. The flying tiger had already flown out and was flying above the nine heavens. The white clouds were floating beside him. It really gave off a feeling of being out of the world while riding the wind. No wonder so many people wanted to be immortals. It was so satisfying.
Not long after, the towering Miaoxian Peak loftily floated in front of him. On the mountain, there were blue flowers and green grass, flowing streams and clouds, exquisite pavilions, strange stones and strange pines. It was indeed a great place to live.
The flying tiger lightly moved its four legs and retracted its wings, gently landing on the green grass. A few cranes jumped beside it, flapping their wings in an extremely beautiful manner. I was stunned for a long time before I dared to leave the tiger's back. I saw the flying tiger obediently sitting on the grass, stretching out its two claws and fighting with a crane. It was so spiritual that I was really stunned and forgot that the tiger could be feared.
At this moment, Xu Xun had already arrived on the clouds and landed gently beside me. He gently stroked the flying tiger's forehead. He said to me,"This is This Penniless Priest's mount. Its name is Zhan Ling and it has cultivated for a thousand years. It's even longer than This Penniless Priest." The tiger gently slapped Xu Xun with its claws, as if it was acting coquettishly.
I couldn't help but praise,"Perfected Cultivator's mount is so intelligent. It's really enviable. It's many times better than This Penniless Monk's mount." I'm telling the truth. F * ck, it's much better than my White Dragon Horse that lost its hooves after taking a few steps. It was really nothing if they didn't compete. Once they competed, they lost a lot of face. Fortunately, they didn't bring Xiaobai to heaven. Otherwise, they would really have lost to him.
Forget it, I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. Why am I still fighting with immortals and strange people about these boring things? Besides, Little White has been ridden by me for so long. Even if he doesn't have any credit, he has worked hard. There's no need to scold this beast behind his back. Since I'm an ordinary person, I should have a normal heart.
Xu Xun invited me to a hut in front of a waterfall and pointed to a chessboard in the middle. This is where I compete with my fellow Daoists in chess every day." He pointed at the waterfall and laughed at me." There is a spring at the bottom of this waterfall called the Drunken Immortal Spring. It is one of the three most famous springs in the Nine Heavens. The Drunken Immortal Wine brewed from the spring water is the Jade Emperor's favorite wine. I wonder how many immortals will fall under this Drunken Immortal Wine on the birthday of the Queen Mother."
Sigh, it turned out that Heavenly Earth was a drunken dream.
Xu Xun continued,"It's a pity that Master is a member of the Holy Mountain's monks and can't drink. Otherwise, Xu Xun would have drunk with Master."
F * ck, then you said f * ck! This made Laozi feel sad. He quickly said," That's fine. I'm no longer an immortal or a Buddhist disciple. I don't know how many reincarnations I'll have to go through before I can become a human. It's not too much to drink a little."
Xu Xun smiled and said,"If that's the case, then I'll drink with you." He stood up and poured a cup of wine for me. He seemed a little sad as he said,"This cup will be a farewell for you. I hope that you will remember this cup of wine when we meet again in the future."
From me to Xu Xun, I suddenly felt warm in my heart. I knew that Xu Xun was indeed a sentimental person. I couldn't help but have a good impression of him. I shouted, Alright, let me get drunk with you."
He drank it all in one gulp! He felt a warm sensation rising from his stomach, warming his heart.
Xu Xun suddenly smiled and said,"I won't hide it from you, Master. This Drunken Immortal Wine was originally a tribute. Immortals can increase their magic power by drinking it, and mortals can increase their longevity by drinking it. If you reincarnate in the future, don't blame This Penniless Priest if your fate is bumpy and you can extend your lifespan by another hundred years." He laughed out loud as he spoke. I found it funny too.
As they were chatting, they suddenly heard the laughter of a group of girls outside the hut. Xu Xun frowned and flicked his finger lightly. An extremely handsome little immortal boy came in. Xu Xun asked," What's going on outside?
"Replying to Perfected Cultivator, a group of female immortals from the Wayward Flower Immortal Pavilion is requesting an audience."
Xu Xun's expression changed and he said," The Brook Flower Immortal Pavilion should be the place of the Nine Heavens Mystical Maiden. It's thousands of miles away from the Miaoxian Peak. I've never interacted with the Mystical Maiden, so how did she find me here?"
The little immortal child said,"Replying to Perfected Cultivator, Nine Heavens Mysterious Mother didn't come personally. Instead, she sent a group of immortal nuns to look for flowers. She said that she wanted to find tens of thousands of immortal flowers to embellish Queen Mother Qing's birthday. She knew that our Miaoxian Peak was planted with Snowy Lanhua, so she came to look for it."
Xu Xun nodded and said,"Since it's the flower that the Queen Mother wants, let them pick whatever they want."
The servant nodded and said,"Does Lord Huanzhen still need to meet them personally?"
Xu Xun looked at me and said,"I still have guests here. Lead the maidens and let them pick whatever they want. I'll go over later."
The little boy responded and turned around.
Xu Xun smiled at me, shook his head, and sighed." Everyone thinks that immortals are free and unfettered, but in reality, what's the difference between heaven and earth? A mere longevity actually requires ten thousand types of immortal flowers, hehe…"
I smiled faintly and naturally understood what Xu Xun meant. I also understood that if Xu Xun wasn't a sentimental person, he would definitely not say such obscure and rebellious words if he was drunk and thought that I was really going to reincarnate as he said. He quickly interrupted the conversation,"I wonder what kind of immortal flower the Snowy Lanhua is. I actually had to trouble you to find it from thousands of miles away."
Xu Xun pointed his horsetail whisk outside the window and said,"" The Snow Flower grows by the side of this Falling Cloud Waterfall. It has a strange fragrance and can ward off evil energy. It's an item that many fairies love."
I looked in the direction Xu Xun was pointing at and saw a flowing cloud waterfall falling from the sky. I didn't know where the water came from. The water stirred up the rocks and stirred up the rain. There were indeed many purple flowers that looked like stars growing by the water.
However, all these beautiful scenes in the sky suddenly lost their meaning.
Because I saw someone.
Among the group of fairies picking flowers, a beautiful face that was unparalleled in the world and difficult to describe in poetry and painting suddenly appeared in front of me.
Luo Yuyan ~~
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