Time: 2008-10-218:27:37 Words: 4755
"Which bastard wrote this report? I'm going to hang him from the roof of the Empire State Building!”The roar of the humanoid beast resounded through the clouds. The mercenaries wanted to laugh but did not dare to. They were holding back their laughter until their faces turned red.
Of course, compared to a certain fellow who was on the verge of going berserk, their situation was much better.
" Mou Gang, hold him down. Io, electrocute him with 500,000 volts-no, five million volts. This guy is barely a god. He can't be electrocuted to death.”Jie hurriedly ordered everyone to stop the crazy Sun Bing. Push the armored vehicle over and pin him down!”
"Matthew, don't you have any more powerful anesthetic bullets? This is useless against an elephant. This guy is at the level of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. If you don't deal with him, I guarantee that your camp will soon become a historical site like the Umbrella headquarters!”
"We're just ordinary Earthlings. Even superhumans like you who can dismantle tanks with your bare hands can't do anything to him.”(Besides, thanks to you guys, I've become the laughing stock of the mercenary world. Not helping him is already very restrained.)”
"To Russia."
"Why are you going to Russia? There was an economic crisis there, and the days were not good.”
"Stealing nuclear bombs."
"Nuclear bomb? With the current situation in Russia, with your superpower, you might be able to steal it, but who would you sell it to? Yilak was already crippled and could not fork out any money.”
The female lead of the movie, who no longer had a chance to perform a sequel, paused for a moment. A strong wind blew around her body as she turned her head, her eyes burning with anger.
"I'm going to throw it into New York and send those paparazzi to hell!”
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The cause of the incident was this: After the exchange was completed, the adventure team returned to the world of Resident Evil, just in time for Umbrella's private army to rush to the hive to silence them. The furious quasi-Earth God immediately decided to lead his companions who had become supernatural creatures to punish the black-hearted company in place of the lazy God. A series of battles ensued, and the plot of Resident Evil was naturally ruined. Umbrella Corporation became a historical name, and the few remaining higher-ups would recuperate behind bars for the rest of their lives. The movie's heroine, Alice, awakened her superpower and joined Matthew's mercenary organization. As Umbrella's downfall was too early and too sudden, the characters in the series did not seem to have time to appear.
Real combat was the best training. The operation to destroy Umbrella not only gave everyone a generous reward, but also allowed the rookies to be fully trained and grow into outstanding warriors. After that, everyone went to Matthew's mercenary camp to receive systematic driving, lockpicking, and other skills training.
Everything was originally perfect. However, Zheng, who was feeling empty and bored because Luo Li wasn't by his side, and Jie, who was in a similar situation, roped in Io, who was full of potential troublemakers. They concocted a sensational 'Umbrella Underground Research Institute Investigation Report' with a bunch of absolutely reliable information. They sent it to the New York Times for submission and it was immediately published as a special issue.
It was that report that made Sun Bing and Alice go berserk, making Matthew ashamed to meet his colleagues in the industry for a while.
Basically, the story went like this: Because a homosexual working at the Beehive Research Institute sent a letter for help, Alice, a beautiful doctor with a dual personality, went to the Pamir Plateau and asked Sun Bing, a reclusive master who taught her Chinese martial arts, to sneak into the Beehive Research Institute to rescue her lover. In the Hive, they experienced all kinds of dangers and discovered Umbrella's evil behavior of using living people for experiments and developing biological weapons. Alice's girlfriend had been transformed into a terrifying giant monster, the Crawler. She relied on the last trace of humanity to destroy the research data and cause the T-virus to leak. Carrying enough evidence to bring down Umbrella, the two of them hurriedly escaped from the Hive. On the way, they met Matthew, a mercenary who had also infiltrated the Hive in an attempt to steal scientific research data. Matthew was attracted by Sun Bing's elegant temperament and fell hopelessly in love with this handsome man, but Sun Bing had an unspeakable secret in her heart: He had a crush on his disciple, Alice. In the end, Matthew carried the heavily injured Alice and escaped from the beehive. Sun Bing, in order to seal the beehive's door, locked herself in the beehive that was already filled with zombies and sacrificed herself.
When people were bored, they would produce such ridiculous stories.
Actually, Zheng's version of Beehive was originally just a simple adventure story. Jie's participation only added a faint secret love to the story. If this version was published, Sun Bing would probably be happy instead of angry. Unfortunately, the addition of Io made the plot develop in a strange direction. After reading the first manuscript, she criticized the two male authors for their shallowness in a tone of disappointment and enthusiasm.
"What is love? Love transcends nationality, age, gender, race, and all other factors. If you want to describe love, don't have those vulgar questions--that only shows that you have a problem with your own thinking!”
"A middle-aged man has a crush on his female disciple? To think that you have such a pretty face. Why don't you have any sense of beauty at all! Of course, the male lead should be a handsome swordsman of unknown age, and he should have long, melancholic hair. Good, good, good. Don't have red eyes. He should wear a snow-white robe, have a soft sword around his waist, and carry a jade flute…"
"Mercenaries and swordsmen appreciate each other in battle, and then join forces to face the enemy in the face of danger? What a rude man. Why couldn't he think of something elegant? Such an outstanding handsome man, of course, would be killed by both men and women except Lily. The mercenary would be attracted by his temperament and fall in love with him. He would be willing to give up the mission for the person he loved and accompany him to fight against zombies and crawlers regardless of danger. This is more attractive."
"Umbrella has been destroyed and the heroes have left? Pah! The happy ending had been used up many years ago. Someone had to die, and the protagonist had to die! Why was Romeo and Juliet more famous than The Merchant of Venice? It was because the two main characters had died. A damaged beauty was the highest form of beauty, so as a near-perfect character, the beautiful swordsman had to die! How? It didn't matter how he died. What was important was that when he died, he had to leave behind a figure in fluttering white clothes, and he had to blow the jade flute to send his disciple far away. He had to face the end of his life confidently. Ah, it was too perfect! I believe that this book will definitely become a hit!”
The incredible thing was that Io's aesthetic standards were obviously closer to the American people. The adapted novel was really popular. Soon, it was published as a single edition. The first edition and the second edition were all out of stock. It was said that the third edition had a print run of more than one million. The French version, German version, Japanese version, Latino version... and even the Chinese version was on the market. Hollywood producers came to the mercenary base many times to ask about the identity of " Sakura Gorgeous ". They wanted to discuss the story and put it on the movie screen. The name was Resident Evil.
Therefore, Sun Bing would go berserk every few days, while Alice, who had set the great goal of " stealing nuclear bombs and bombing New York ", trained crazily, and her strength increased by leaps and bounds.
"Remember, the true identity of Cherry Blossom cannot be revealed!”
"Of course. I still have to go back with Li 'er.”
"You're so long-winded. Since we've done it, we're not afraid of him finding out. Of course, it's best if he doesn't know.”
"I don't know anything. Don't look at me like that. I didn't participate.”
"We're the ringleaders, and you're the accomplice. Do you think he's the kind of person who 'deals with the ringleaders and doesn't punish the accomplices?”
"I understand…"
(The origin of the cherry blossoms: The original pen name was English. Zheng used his usual online name, Hero. Jie habitually wrote China, which was also Chinese Hero.) However, after Io saw the pen name, he muttered the words "Hero" and "Zhonghua" a few times before he wrote down four Chinese characters,"Yinghua is gorgeous". The reason was: As the lead author, she should have half of the naming rights, and this name happened to be the name of a forum she started in real life…The two men who had been reprimanded for their poor writing had no choice but to accept such a masculine pen name.)
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Beijing, Panjiayuan Antique Market.
"Mr. Zhang, look. This ring has a mellow color and is translucent. It's a rare piece of Hetian jade. " What's even more rare is that it has always been worn by the rich and powerful, so it's tainted with a noble aura. Look at the light red patterns inside, this is the result of wearing it for a long time…" The antique merchant's saliva flew everywhere. His golden teeth seemed to be able to bite his tongue at any time, but he just couldn't bite it. He was promoting a jade ring that was said to be very valuable to Jie.
"Is this thing really valuable?" Zheng asked in a low voice. Although they were all laymen, the humanoid computer's database had extremely comprehensive knowledge of antiques, and the future gods were particularly sensitive to things like fate. The two of them working together could be said to be the most luxurious and powerful antique appraisal team in the world.
"The jade is real jade, but the quality is not particularly good.”
" The only thing with spiritual aura here is moving. It might be the jade that someone is wearing." Sun Tudi closed his eyes to sense the surrounding spiritual aura." Strange, it's getting closer."”
"Comrades, it's your turn!”The Beijing accent mixed with a southern accent sounded like lines from decades ago.
Sun Bing shivered and quickly opened her eyes. As expected, it was an acquaintance.
In the world of " Elm Street," the fatty who tricked them into robbing graves and was almost buried alive was Wang Kaixuan.
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"I'm not afraid you'll laugh at me, but we're really at our wits 'end. Otherwise, he was a beautiful young man who was born under the red flag and grew up in sweet water. How could he do such a thing?”After three glasses of wine, the fat man's companion, the tall and strong former army lieutenant Hu Bayi, began to introduce their plan." I'm not afraid of losing face. My ancestors used to do this kind of business and passed down the ability to look for graves by Feng Shui. When we were cutting the queue at Ganggangying in Inner Mongolia, we found a large ancient tomb in the mountain. It should be a royal tomb from the Tang Dynasty to the Northern Song Dynasty. However, that place is very strange. There are some unclean things there. I'm afraid they're big guys. Back then, I almost lost my life. He thought that he would never provoke it again in this life, but he was poor and short-sighted, so he couldn't care less. The living were always more important than the dead.”
"Commander Hu, you can't say that. Didn't everyone advocate giving? It was time for the nobles who exploited the working people to contribute. However, these dead souls have very low awareness. Don't expect them to crawl out and contribute. We have to do this for them. We have to beat the autumn wind of the feudal ruling class, clean up the Mau, and divide the land. It's really busy.”Fatty saw that his friend was in a low mood and quickly took over the conversation. He swallowed the piece of beef in his mouth that seemed to have not been stewed well enough and habitually talked non-stop.
"You mean, a partnership?" This kind of professional negotiation should be handled by Zheng, the only one with such professional ability. He didn't beat around the bush and answered directly.”
Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan heaved a sigh of relief. Wang Kaixuan once told Hu Bayi about his failed tomb robbing experience. At that time, he had witnessed Sun Bing's power, lifting a few tons of Dragon Breaking Rock with one hand. He had also seen the scene of the Holy Staff flashing with white light to kill zombies. He had also experienced being teleported from the underground tomb to his home on the surface. He had long believed that Sun Bing and Jie were gods. They had been wandering around the Panjiayuan during this period of time. Firstly, it was a dangerous trip, so they had to consider it carefully and make full preparations. Secondly, they had the idea that they might meet the two immortals again. Now that he had finally gotten what he wanted, he no longer had to fear those inhuman existences. He could hope to obtain a fortune, so his mood was naturally much better.
"Actually, money is not a problem." Zheng decided to be honest with the two. They would be taking risks together in the future. Not only would they be estranged from each other, but they might also hurt each other's trust. We travel in the human world to search for magic treasures left behind by our predecessors or to collect some natural treasures. If you go with us this time, it's equivalent to risking your lives to help us search for treasures.”He paused for a moment and waited for the two of them to digest what they had just said before continuing," We cultivators cannot deceive mortals with empty words. To tell you the truth, it was fate that brought us together. We also obtained a treasure during our last adventure, so we owe you a favor. If you only need money, then there is no need to take risks. Just ask for as much as you want. The immortals have the art of turning stone into gold. Although our magic power is limited, it is not difficult for us to get eight thousand taels of gold.”
Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan were stunned. They had already made up their minds that wealth came from danger. Even if they lost their lives because of this, they would not regret it. But now, the motivation to push them to take the risk was gone, and the two of them immediately felt a little hesitant.
Zheng took out a few gold bars from his storage ring and pushed them in front of them, smiling warmly.
"Think about it carefully. This money will be your reward for last time. We'll be staying at the nearby Gufeng Hotel for the time being. If you decide to help, you can find us there.”
After saying that, he stood up and ignored the surprised looks of his companions, beckoning them to leave.
"Please wait a moment." Hu Bayi opened his mouth when he reached the door.
"We don't accept rewards without merit. Last time, you saved Fatty's life, and we haven't repaid you for this favor. This time, you're so generous, we really can't repay you.”Hu Bayi pulled Wang Kaixuan to his feet." We are not ungrateful cowards who are afraid of death. We will risk our lives to accompany you!”
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Don't think that Ghost Blows Out the Light isn't challenging. Did I say that I wanted them to deal with that useless red-haired zombie? Since he was here, he naturally had to make a big deal out of it. It was time to pay back the blood debt that those old ghosts owed back then. Uncle Li taught us that we have to pay back. Ghosts are no exception, and the ghosts of the royal family are no exception. Perhaps not everyone was equal before the law, but the Great Sage Sun was more powerful than the King of Hell.
4. Backwater
2008-10-228:51:34 Words: 5880
Since they had already decided to set out to rob the tomb (according to the "professionals", it was called a reverse fight), they had to make some preparations. Hu Bayi listed the tools that he needed to purchase one by one, filling up an A4 paper. In the following week, the adventurers accompanied Wang Kaixuan to the black market in Beijing and Tianjin for large-scale purchases. During this period of time, everyone's judgment of the era of Resident Evil became more and more confused. It was obviously the 1990s in the United States, because the president was Bill Clinton. During this period, Congress had been putting pressure on him because of his affair with Lewinsky. It was said that it had developed to the point of impeaching him for perjury. Fortunately, the outbreak of the Resident Evil incident had focused the attention of the American people on Umbrella. A few of the Congress members who had a particularly tough attitude actually had an unclear relationship with Umbrella. Big Brother Bill naturally seized this opportunity to settle them one by one. Matthew even received a medal of courage personally awarded by the president, which made his peers jealous. However, the era in China was obviously only the 1980s, or perhaps the early 1980s. Many people still had portraits of heads on their walls. Teacher Yuan Longping's hybrid rice had not been widely promoted yet. The "scar novels" on the market were selling quite well."Bloodstained Elegance" was being sung. The shopping list emphasized the need to buy a batch of food stamps. Zheng gave a conclusion to this chaotic situation."Most rich bosses have some quirks. We working people don't have to care about these things. Ignore them and do what we should do.”
Hu Bayi himself brought his senior monk bodyguards and carried a sack of cash. He bought a lot of things to go home to visit his parents. Then, he went to the homes of his fallen comrades one by one according to the address he had recorded back then. In the name of " living allowance for the families of revolutionary martyrs," he gave money and things. His words were sincere and his attitude was sincere. He showed his potential as a movie star. Along the way, he recognized four godfathers, three godmothers, two godsons, and two goddaughters. After he came back, he dragged everyone to the most upscale restaurant in Beijing for a meal. He was so drunk that he cried and laughed like a madman.
"Alright, everything that needs to be prepared has been prepared. Everything that needs to be settled has been settled. I don't have any regrets in this life. What about you, Fatty?”
"I'm a bachelor, and the only friend I can call is you, Commander Hu. During this period of time, I've had good food, drinks, and enjoyment.”
"Then let's go." After lighting a cigarette, Hu Bayi carried his backpack and walked towards the off-road truck.(When Sun Bing dragged him out of the space bag, the two native humans almost dropped their jaws to the ground.)"During this period of time, I can see that you may not be immortals, but it doesn't matter even if you are demons. Demons are better than immortals. Immortals are mostly inhumane guys, but demons are always affectionate and righteous. In short, thanks to you, our wish has been fulfilled, and we have been living happily for the past few days. From now on, our lives are in your hands.”
On the ninth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, it is suitable to go out to the north.
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"Torchlights, gloves, masks, candles, ropes, water bottles, shovels, gas masks, various drugs…I can guess the use of all these, but do you think that a ton of candied fruit, milk candy, canned food, tea leaves, malted milk, soap, towels, and so on would be needed for grave robbing?”Sitting in the back of the off-road vehicle and counting the supplies, the mechanical beauty seemed a little puzzled." Is he going to build a temporary camp next to the ancient tomb? But why not prepare some dry food instead of these things that are not easy to preserve?”
"After all, you grew up in the United States. You don't know much about the traditional customs of China. How could he not buy some gifts to visit an old friend? This time, we are going to a small village deep in the mountains. These things are just right.”Zheng started drinking again. Ever since Luo Li was resurrected, he stopped drinking hard liquor and switched to red wine.”Zheng said.
"Also, I've always found it strange. It was one thing for time to be chaotic, but why would a character from the world of Elm Street appear in the world of Resident Evil?”
Sun Bing and Mou Gang naturally shook their heads. Zheng thought for a long time but still couldn't understand.(They hadn't watched Ghost Blows Out the Light, so they naturally didn't know that the two gold looting officers were actually the main characters of a novel.)”This answer was exactly the same as the "wage earner theory" from before. Naturally, it did not satisfy Io, who was considered half a scholar, but since he could not think of an answer, he could only do so.
(I'm looking forward to a new scholar!) No, if there are no scholars among the newcomers this time, I will use the free human-making quota to create a scholar myself. Who should I create? Let's make Da Vinci. He's a genius who's learned and talented. As long as we help him exchange for an auxiliary brain, he can directly master all modern science. But isn't it too wasteful to create humans just to answer some questions? Zheng's words made sense. The employees don't need to understand the boss 'thoughts, especially when the boss's level is obviously much higher than theirs. We just need to work hard…)
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The latest off-road vehicle from the 1990s in the United States was not much slower than the old-fashioned train from the 1980s in China. In addition, there was no need to detour or change trains. It took a total of two days to travel from Beijing to the small town on the border of Inner Mongolia. It was actually one day faster than the scheduled journey. At noon on August 11th, the group arrived at the unnamed town at the foot of the Greater Kaxing 'an Mountains. This was the relay station for this expedition and the last place to resupply. Further ahead was the remote mountains. According to the plan, everyone would rest in the town for the night before setting off for Ganggang Camp the next morning. Along the way, Wang Kaixuan was very jealous of this Hummer that could cross mountains as if it was flat ground. He shouted several times that the immortals should get one for him to play with. Finally, under Hu Bayi's reminder, the fat man remembered that he had no place to park this car, and he did not have the ability to get a license plate for this black car that had never been imported from China.
"From here on, it's impossible to get to the mountain road.”Hu Bayi pointed at the narrow mountain road in front of him that could barely fit three people side by side (this was without a fat man like Wang Kaixuan)."Put away your things. Let's go." The journey would take about a day and a night.”
The rugged mountain road made the two ordinary people suffer greatly. Hu Bayi was better off, but Wang Kaixuan obviously couldn't stand such high-intensity mountaineering. At first, he could still hum a few poems while enjoying the scenery." The Red Army isn't afraid of the expedition. Thousands of rivers and mountains are just waiting for leisure." After walking for a long time, it became " Aiya, Commander Hu, why is this road so far?" I remember that it wasn't this far back then. Did I go the wrong way?”When they were camping at night, he fell asleep without even having dinner. When they set off the next morning, they called for him for a long time before waking him up. He did not walk far before his two thick legs finally could not bear the weight of his fat body. He sat on the ground and refused to get up.
"You have two choices." Zheng sighed. He knew it was hard for normal people to travel like this."You can either let Sun Bing carry you. He's strong, but he can't control his movements. Or you can let Io carry you. She may be a woman, but in terms of endurance, even Sun Bing can't compare to her.”(She could walk for three days if she basked in the sun for one day, and she did not need to eat or drink. Although Sun Bing had great strength, she ate a lot. A meal was enough for at least ten people. If she didn't eat or drink, she would definitely be inferior to her.
Fatty panted for a long time before he finally caught his breath. He looked at the super macho man who had casually broken a large rock to use as a stool. The corner of his mouth twitched a few times, and he was obviously still in shock. However, when he saw the beautiful and sexy blonde beauty, he felt that he could not afford to be carried away by this delicate girl. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally made up his mind. Just as he was about to grit his teeth and agree to let the beauty carry him on his back, Jie took out a box of potions from his bracelet.
"The Stamina Potion can replenish a large amount of physical strength, but after the medicinal effect is exhausted, the body will be abnormally tired and hungry.”
"Why haven't I seen this before?"
"If we get exhausted, will we still have the time to drink potions? I originally prepared this thing for rookies to prevent them from encountering a situation that tested their endurance like last time. He had not used it for more than two months and had almost forgotten about it. He had only just remembered.”
After drinking the Stamina Potion, Wang Kaixuan was soon full of energy. Hu Bayi wanted to drink a bottle too, but considering that there were still many things to do in the village, he could only give up. Jie asked Mou Gang to cast a Blessing Mantra on him to recover some of his strength. Then, everyone quickened their pace and soon arrived at the small village in the mountains-Ganggang Camp.
"I feel like we've been traveling backwards in time. From the 1990s to the 1980s, now--it's almost the time when the country was just founded.”Looking at the small village that seemed to have been forgotten by time, Sun Bing could not help but mutter to herself," Isn't this poverty a little too exaggerated? There's a mud house and not even a brick.”
"It's such a long mountain road. Do we have to rely on people to carry bricks in?”Jie rolled his eyes at him." When this adventure is over, use your expertise and help them open up a road. Perhaps he could take the opportunity to pull in a few believers and become the local god.”
Sun Bing shook her head and helplessly pointed at the portrait of the leader on the wall not far away."Do you think that with him around, it's my turn to be the Earth God?”
"That's hard to say. In reality, aren't all the places worshipping the land? After all, he has been dead for many years, so he won't compete with you for faith. Besides, the common people are very simple. As long as you show your magical power, they will definitely believe in you. By the way, in the Resident Evil incident, you are also considered a hero who saved the world. How much did you earn?”
Sun Bing's face immediately fell. Thanks to the best-selling book, people in the United States and even more than half of the developed world knew about a hero who sacrificed himself to save the world. Grandson. During this period of time, he had gained a lot of Psyche Power and even condensed some Power of Faith. However, when he thought about how he was said to have been called the " Idol of the Dancer ", he really couldn't be happy.
"There are already less than ten units of faith power. I reckon that I can still harvest a little more before I go back. It shouldn't be a problem to gather ten units. The priesthood of land required 50 units of faith power to be generated. Then, it required a fief and at least 100 believers to maintain this divinity. If it was possible, I really didn't want to become a god in this world. At that time, I might not become a local god, but a gay guardian god.”
"How should I address you then? The guardian of pure love?"
"At that time, I will choose you as my Chosen One, the future Pope of Brokeback Mountain.”
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After lunch, they rested for a while and left Fatty Wang, who was sleeping soundly on the brick bed after the effects of the medicine had worn off.(In order not to expose themselves, everyone carried a travel bag full of things for the last part of the journey. This could be said to be the last straw that broke the poor camel named Wang Kaixuan's back.) The group of people began to send gifts from house to house. The people in the mountains were very simple and honest. When they received these things that were considered rare even in the small town outside the mountains, they were at a loss. They pushed them back and forth to force their subordinates. Soon, they carried things that were obviously several times more in weight and returned the favor. Before long, the mountain goods returned the favor filled the courtyard of the old secretary's house where everyone temporarily stayed.
The old secretary, who was originally somewhat deaf and demented, was treated by a probationary immortal who spent the equivalent of hundreds of people's gratitude. His physical condition improved unbelievably. Although he did not return to the point of youth, he was at least a healthy old man. This also made the villagers gasp in amazement.
"It's a pity that no one has died here recently. Otherwise, if we put on a show of resurrection, Sun Bing, you might really be able to win the faith of this place.”Io, who was familiar with history, was no stranger to these charlatans." Back then, Jesus was just healing himself and resurrecting himself. If you can resurrect others, you can definitely-"
"Don't think about this. There's no reason in the world to hope for death for faith!”Sun Bing interrupted her unhappily." There's nothing wrong with taking risks with everyone. If I kill people to become a god, then I don't deserve to be a god.”
"What you said is very compassionate." Mou Gang replied," Only goodness can communicate with the gods.”
(No way!) Jie was secretly amused (Why didn't I know about the relationship between kindness and God? The Master God had also said that back then, that group of bastards had fought and destroyed the world, and he had also been buried with them. Now, these gods were working hard to protect the world only for their own survival.）
That was not the case. For the current human beings, kindness was indeed the only way to reach the realm of God. After all, the current world could not afford to be tortured by the war between good and evil.
(Sovereign? You're here too?
I'm always with you
(But, you even understand our thoughts?）
To me," thinking " and " speaking " are no different. Have you forgotten how I transmitted the initial information?
(Terrifying)
Basically, you can pretend that I don't exist because I'm only interested in certain topics. Do you think a god could be busy peeping at others all day?
(So, as long as I don't mention certain keywords?）
There's no point playing with words, I don't need to follow the law
(You're ruthless enough)
Thank you, goodbye
Jie sighed.
"What you said is very compassionate." Mou Gang replied," Only goodness can communicate with the gods.”
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Dinner was fried pheasant slices, smoked deer legs, and a big pot of pickled cabbage powder. Fatty, who was already dizzy from hunger, and the Earth God, who always had a good appetite, stuffed their mouths. Zheng took out a bottle of good wine (God knows how much he exchanged) and started chatting with Hu Bayi and his friends from the educated youth era.
Whether it was a revolution or a reform, it didn't make much of a difference to the people in the mountains. It was like the primeval forest outside the village. Over the years, there might have been some changes, but overall, it was still the same.
According to the original plan, Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan were now two amateur archaeologists. This time, they were accompanying their friends Zheng and Jie to assist the foreign student from Peking University's History Department, Miss Io, in investigating the tombs of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period from the late Tang to the Song Dynasty. Sun Bing was their bodyguard, and Mou Gang was the Living Buddha of the Esoteric Sect who had been invited to Qinghai. After all, they had encountered ghosts before. Master Sun's martial arts and medical skills were superb, but the Living Buddha was more professional in dealing with ghosts.
Yan 'er, the young girl who had been exploring with Hu Bayi and the others, was already a mother of a child. The couple were now forest rangers in the nearby forest farm. Yanzi's father had rheumatism. Although Sun Bing had cured his illness, there was no reason for the old man to abandon his two-year-old grandson to accompany them into the mountains. The two elders discussed and immediately made a decision. They asked the most outstanding hunter of the younger generation in the village, the Oroqen girl "Yingzi", to be their guide. Originally, the old people wanted them to bring along the good hunting dogs in the village, but Zheng said,"Miss Io brought advanced equipment from abroad. It's much more useful than hunting dogs. If you encounter danger, you can't even care about people, let alone dogs." It would be a pity to lose the hunting dogs, but he didn't need to worry about the equipment. After all, ghosts eat dogs, but not machines.
How could he bring a dog! Who knew if they were allergic to vampires or the Earth God!
After dinner, Sun Bing used the excuse of "picking herbs" to leave the village. He went for a walk on the mountain road leading into the village (actually, he went for an extra meal. After all, he couldn't show off his terrible appetite of eating half a cow in front of ordinary people). After a round, he ran back and pulled the vampire baron and the liquid robot, who didn't need to sleep, to look at the stars. In fact, he wanted to help the villagers repair their houses, but if you didn't sleep, they would.
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Sun Bing was not a good person in the usual sense. He was just used to showing mercy to the weak. For those who provoked him or did evil, this quasi-Earth God would never show mercy.
I've gotten the habit of writing a speech after the novel when I first read Graceful Monogatari and Legend of the Dragon. I've always felt that adding a speech after the novel helps me communicate with the readers.
It seemed that the readers were not interested in the gay prank in the beginning, which made me quite depressed. I thought it was quite interesting, at least it had some fanboy flavor. I've always been disgusted with fanboys. They're living a good life, so why do you have to distort their sexual orientation? The hot-blooded saint attacked, the cold-faced queen suffered…Why did he have to write these things when he could not write about the awkward couple and the love triangle?
Therefore, the previous scene of the " white-robed swordsman and cold-blooded mercenary " was meant to satirize such a situation.
The tomb of Empress Dowager Xiao of the Liao Dynasty was located in the Oxheart Mountain. I have to make it clear that I don't have the ability to describe its detailed structure and artistic style. I will only let the humanoid bulldozer collapse it. In any case, it doesn't make much difference whether it collapses from an earthquake or from the Earth Lord.
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