"Oh, Brother Qiang, quick, Dali, Dali…" A series of sounds that sounded like the sound of sex came from in front of Chen Tianming. Tianming Chen was not unfamiliar with this voice. He had watched a lot of adult movies in university and knew it like the back of his hand. The movements and sounds inside were like thunder. He gently raised his head, stretched his neck, and looked forward. It turned out to be a man and a woman in their thirties doing chiro exercises in the small grass opposite them. The man was on top of the woman. The woman's white rabbit was already slightly drooping, but it was still relatively white, shaking desperately in the air. It made Chen Tianming's body, which was not hard just now, start to harden. (From the original text)
The bus exhaled angrily and then moved slowly along the highway like an old cow.
Tianming Chen, who had just gone to his friend's wedding, was standing in the car. He didn't want to stand, but there was no room in the car.
Just now, he was forced to drink a little at the wine table. After the banquet ended, he was a little drunk and had to rush back to school. In the afternoon, the school had to hold a stupid teacher's meeting.
In the blink of an eye, three years had passed. It had been three years since Chen Tianming graduated from university and returned to the secondary school to be a teacher. He shouldn't have been a teacher in the first place. This job wasn't suitable for him. This was a glorious but poor profession. With his character, he wouldn't be able to do it.
If he didn't go back to the meeting now, he would definitely be severely criticized by the principal and even have his bonus deducted. Now, he was the one who messaged the birds. Everything had to be linked to the bonus.
"Driver, stop the car!" Chen Tianming clutched his stomach and screamed hysterically.
Perhaps because he had eaten too much just now, his stomach was hurting badly. This kind of pain wasn't the kind that required him to go to the hospital, but the kind that required him to go to the toilet. Chen Tianming's legs were tightly clamped together. He was afraid that if he was not careful, the things that were about to be driven out of his butt would really be driven out.
If the food that they ate at noon ran out now, the people in the car, including the driver, would definitely jump out of the window.
Therefore, for the safety of the people in the car and himself, Chen Tianming felt that he had to get out of the car immediately to solve the problem. Otherwise, his tall and glorious image would disappear.
"Driver, if you don't stop, I'll jump out of the car.”Tianming Chen shouted again.
The driver heard someone in the car say this and quickly stepped on the emergency brake. He stopped the car and opened the door. He turned his head and looked back, wanting to see who was crazy enough to get off in this remote place.
When Chen Tianming saw that the car had stopped, he held his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other as he rushed down. As he ran, he turned around and said," Driver, I need to go to the toilet. Give me five minutes. Five minutes will do."”
Chen Tianming didn't run for more than five seconds before the bus started on its way again, panting heavily.
"Damn it, you bastard who gave birth to a son without an asshole.”Chen Tianming cursed.
However, he didn't have the time to scold the 18 generations of ancestors of the heartless driver. The most important thing now was to find a place to relieve himself.
Chen Tianming looked up and saw a large forest ten meters away from the road. It looked like a barren mountain and there should be no one there.
Without another word, Chen Tianming ran in and hid in a pile of grass with his head lowered. He took off his pants that he had long wanted to take off, spread his legs, and started…
" Oh, Brother Qiang, quick, Dali, Dali…" A voice that sounded like a wail came from in front of Chen Tianming. Tianming Chen was not unfamiliar with this voice. He had watched a lot of adult movies in university and knew it like the back of his hand. The movements and sounds inside were like thunder.
He gently raised his head, stretched his neck, and looked forward. It turned out to be a man and a woman in their thirties doing naked exercise in the small grass opposite them. The man was on top of the woman. The woman's white rabbit was already slightly drooping, but it was still relatively white, shaking desperately in the air. It made Chen Tianming's body, which was not hard just now, start to harden.
"Third Sister, how is my strength compared to yours?”The man said as he continued to grab the young woman's large white rabbit. The big white rabbit changed its shape under the man's fierce grasp.
"Don't talk about that dead guy in my house. He might look brave on the outside, but he's a good-for-nothing in bed. His not-so-hard thing softened in less than three minutes. It made her heart feel uneasy, and her heart itched so much that it was about to die. See, I'm looking for you, Brother Qiang!”The third sister smiled lewdly as she touched Brother Qiang's strong chest muscles. Her thick thighs were wrapped around Brother Qiang's waist like a tree root.
"Haha, you've found the right person." The man smiled happily and continued to show off his pointy butt.
'So it's a couple,' Chen Tianming thought to himself. There was no one in this place, so they were so bold to have an affair here. However, they never expected that someone would get off the car halfway because of diarrhea.
"Dali, yes, that's it. No matter how much strength you use, the span of your movements must be large.”Tianming Chen looked at the live broadcast in front of him and felt an itch in his heart. He wished that he was that Brother Qiang. However, things didn't go as she wished, so she could only secretly cheer for Brother Qiang.
"F * ck, how can such an action have depth? You should use that old man pushing the cart, you know?”Chen Tianming shouted again. Now, he was completely like a senior sex worker who was instructing others on the spot. How could he still remember that he was having diarrhea!
Although Tianming Chen had yet to give his first time to a beautiful woman between the ages of eighteen and twenty-two, he knew that Brother Qiang's movements were still far from the realm of art. It seemed that country bumpkins were country bumpkins after all. The chances of them coming into contact with adult films were basically zero. This meant that some universal education was still not done well.
At this moment, a light H-colored, toe-sized bug that looked like an ant but was not an ant slowly crawled toward Tianming Chen.
Because Chen Tianming was watching the free livestream with great interest, he did not notice what was happening below. The worm was creeping slowly toward the bottom of his pillar.
Suddenly, the bug jumped up and bit down hard on Tianming Chen's lower body.
"Aiya." Tianming Chen cried out. He lowered his head and saw an ant-like H-colored bug biting his treasure and refusing to let go, as if it wanted to suck something. His lower part was in so much pain that it felt like someone was going to cut it off. It was swollen and painful. Sigh, if he was this big normally, how "lucky" would he be!
"There's someone." Brother Qiang suddenly jumped up. He quickly grabbed the clothes beside him and put them on in a hurry. The thing that had not softened made it especially difficult for him to put on his pants.
Third Sister also found her own clothes and hurriedly put them on.
Chen Tianming, who was already in extreme pain, did not care about how the couple fled in a sorry state. He quickly grabbed a tissue and wiped it a few times. Then, he lowered his head to see what was going on.
For some reason, Tianming Chen, who had lowered his head, felt a rush of blood in his head. All the blood in his body flowed like water. His eyes went black, and his legs went weak. He fainted on the ground.
After a long time, Chen Tianming slowly woke up. He realized that his pants had not been pulled up. Just as he was about to pull it up, he realized that the H-colored bug had already turned its stomach over and died beside him. There seemed to be no problem with the place where he had been bitten. There was not even a wound.
No way. There should be some blood or a small wound. If he wasn't naked, Chen Tianming would have thought that it was a dream!
He quickly pulled up his pants. He looked at his watch. It was 3:30 pm. He had been unconscious for more than two hours. Oh no, he had a meeting at four o'clock. Tianming Chen didn't have time to think about what had just happened. Why did the H-colored bug die on its own and why was he fine?
He shook his still dizzy head, stood up straight, and staggered toward the road.
"Stop the car, stop the car." Tianming Chen had been standing by the road for almost half an hour, but he still hadn't seen the bus. Now, he could only wave his hand and call for a passing car to give him a ride. However, after waving his hand a few times, not a single car stopped.
These inhumane fellows, do I look like a bad person? He waved his hand and refused to stop the car. It seemed that he had to stop a taxi in the middle of the road. Chen Tianming thought as he walked to the middle. If he didn't attend the meeting, his bonus for full attendance this month would disappear like bubbles.
"There's a car coming.”Tianming Chen started waving his arms as he tried to walk over to the car in front of him.
However, the car bypassed Chen Tianming and drove past him. Before leaving, the driver said,"There are more and more lunatics these days. They run around without even zipping up.”
"You didn't zip up?" Chen Tianming looked at his pants. As expected, the zipper was really not zipped up. F * ck, he, who had not been exposed for more than 20 years, was actually exposed today and even showed it to a man. M!
He lowered his head and tried to walk to the side of the road as he pulled. But now, he was a little dizzy. He wanted to return to his side of the road, but he lowered his head and walked to the opposite side of the road.
A large truck was speeding over. It did not expect Tianming Chen to turn back on the road. It could not stop in time, and the large truck crashed into Tianming Chen.
Tianming Chen was sent flying into the air by the truck like a giant bird spreading its wings. After staying in the air for about 0.1 seconds, he fell to the side of the road like a bird with wings. The place where he fell was a full 20 meters away from the truck.
"Quick, quick, send her to the emergency room." The group of doctors and nurses began to work in a flurry.
"Quick, the patient is bleeding profusely. Prepare to give him a blood transfusion.”the doctor said to the assistant beside him.
"No, we didn't find out what blood type he has, but, maybe the machine is broken.”The assistant shook his head. The patient's serum was sent for testing, but he could not find out what type of blood it was. The only explanation was that the hospital's machines were broken.
" Then, then..." The doctor had a headache when he encountered such a situation.
"Doctor, the patient's heart is beating slowly.”a nurse said in front of the electromyograph.
" What?" the doctor shouted. He picked up the cardiac quiver beside him and tried to shock Tianming Chen's heart.
"Doctor, the patient's heartbeat is accelerating.”The nurse looked at the shaking hologram and called out nervously.
When the doctor heard this, he quickly put down the machine and said to the assistant beside him,"Have you found the patient's family? This, this patient might not make it."
He had never encountered such a situation in his twenty years of medical practice. The patient was severely bleeding, but he could not even identify his blood type, so there was no way to transfuse blood to him. He was afraid that if he got the wrong blood type, his reputation would be ruined.
The worst thing was the patient's heartbeat. It was so fast that it dazzled people's eyes. At other times, it seemed to have stopped beating. He did not even breathe. However, after a while, his heart began to beat again.
"Doctor, the patient's heartbeat seems to have stopped again.”The nurse shouted again.
When the doctor heard that, he quickly picked up the machine and tried to electrocute Chen Tianming's heart. But this time, Chen Tianming didn't seem to be getting better. His heart was getting harder and harder to beat.
"Sigh, I have no other choice. Get ready to inform the family to settle the funeral!”The doctor shook his head and walked out of the emergency room.
"Doctor, how is the patient?" The truck driver was waiting for the doctor outside.
"There's no hope." the doctor said.
"What is it? It's over, I'm going to pay with my life!" The chauffeur slumped on the chair beside him.
In the emergency room where Chen Tianming was saved.
Suddenly, the line in the electrocardiography machine that was not jumping started jumping again. On the hospital bed, Tianming Chen's bleeding wound slowly healed on its own. His face, which was originally as pale as a dead man, regained its color. It was as if someone had cast some kind of recovery spell on him. Gradually, Chen Tianming, who looked like a dead man just now, seemed to be a normal person sleeping.
"Why am I here? What is this place?”Tianming Chen slowly stood up and looked around as he muttered to himself.
"Yes, I think I was hit by a car, but I feel fine now. I shouldn't have hit anything.”Chen Tianming waved his arm, feeling that he was fine.
"Beauty, what is this place?”Tianming Chen said happily when he saw a beautiful nurse writing something in front of him. That protruding chest was really very standard, and it was very tempting. Sigh, the world is getting worse. Beautiful women don't have good figures, and women with good figures aren't beautiful.
"Ghost!" The beautiful nurse suddenly shouted. She was writing Chen Tianming's death report when the dead man with messy hair sat up and asked her where she was.
"Ghost? Where is it?" When Tianming Chen heard the beautiful nurse's call, he jumped back into the bed in fear. If there was a ghost in broad daylight, then this ghost was not an ordinary ghost! In the movies, ghosts didn't dare to come out during the day.
"You, you didn't die?" A nurse was a nurse after all. She had seen many dead people. When she saw that Chen Tianming was more afraid than her, she began to believe that the person in front of her was a human.
"You're the one who's dead!" Tianming Chen rolled his eyes at the beautiful nurse whom he had wanted to touch just now. Although she was a beauty, he would not give in when it came to such a matter of principle. If he died, then all the beauty and money would vanish into thin air.
"Doctor, the dead have come back to life. Doctor, the dead have come back to life.”The beautiful nurse screamed as she ran out.
Sigh, another beauty who had entered the wrong profession. Chen Tianming shook his head. Judging from her scream just now, if she were to participate in some national super girl competition, she would definitely become famous.
"Where is the living dead? Where is the living dead?”After a while, the doctor ran in happily.
"I'm a living person, not a living dead?”Chen Tianming rolled his eyes at the doctor again. It seemed that the doctors and nurses in this hospital needed to be properly trained. Just now, he said," The dead have come back to life." Those who could live were not dead. And now, he was calling himself the " living dead ". F * ck, I've heard of living fossils before. Living dead, I've only seen them in horror movies.
"Quick, do a full body check.”The doctor ignored Chen Tianming and called out to the beautiful nurse who had followed him in.
After a while, the nurse said,"Doctor, the preliminary examination shows that the patient is normal."”
"What is it? Everything is normal?" The doctor was stunned. "Okay, then let me think about what method I used to save him just now. I must write it down and then conduct an academic exchange in the country, no, in the world.”The doctor knew that his chance had come. His chance to make a name for himself had come. The person who had been judged to be dead by medical science just now had been saved. Wasn't this a representation of his superb medical skills?
"I need to think about it, think about it.”The extremely excited doctor paced back and forth in the emergency room. He shook his head and scratched his head like a madman.
He knew that as long as he told the outside world how he saved the dead, he would definitely be named a medical academician. His chance to be promoted and make a fortune would come. At that time, money, beautiful women, beautiful women, and money would definitely all surge towards him.
"Hey, where did the patient go?" The doctor suddenly looked at the bed and realized that the most important thing was that the person he had saved just now was gone. He was screaming like crazy again.
Tianming Chen saw the doctor walking around like a lunatic, so he walked out of the emergency room himself. Anyway, the beautiful nurse said that he was fine.
"Are you alright?" When the driver saw Chen Tianming come out, his previous frustration was gone. He jumped up happily.
"It's alright now." Tianming Chen felt that he was so strong that he could fight a tiger. Of course, if there were two beautiful women who wanted him to have a 2P, it should not be a problem.
"It's good that you're fine. I-I didn't bump into you on purpose.”
"Forget it, I'm fine. What about the medical fees?" This was the most crucial question, and Chen Tianming had no choice but to ask.
"I'll give it to you as long as you're fine.”The driver patted his heart that was still racing as he spoke. This injured person was not bad. If it was anyone else, they would have asked him to pay as much as possible.
"Then I'll have to trouble you." Tianming Chen said.
"It's fine, it's fine, it's fine." The driver wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"Oh my god, I have to go back to school for a meeting. My full attendance bonus!”Chen Tianming suddenly thought of this very important matter. He immediately ran out regardless of his own safety.
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When Chen Tianming returned to school, it was already night time.
As there was blood on his clothes, he went back to his room to take a shower and change his clothes. He was ready to explain to Principal Li of his school. It wasn't that he didn't want to come to the meeting, but that he was in a car accident and couldn't come back.
"Hello, Principal Li." Chen Tianming had just closed his door when he saw Principal Li walking over, so he quickly called out.
"Teacher Chen, why didn't you have a meeting this afternoon?”Principal Li, who was short and had a face full of anger and yellow teeth, said angrily. Today, the people from the county education bureau came to inspect the school. The only person who didn't come was this person who he usually hated the most. Wasn't he clearly going against her?
Actually, Principal Li did not like Tianming Chen because he was ugly. In fact, Tianming Chen was very handsome. He was 1.78 meters tall, had thick eyebrows, handsome eyes, and a tall nose. I heard that he's the most popular man in school.
It was because of this that Principal Li was angry. Why was he, Tianming Chen, the most popular man in the school? This kind of honor should only be given to him, the principal.
"Principal, it's like this. I got into a car accident on my way back this afternoon.”Chen Tianming carefully smiled. The thing he hated the most in school was this bullsh * t principal who only knew how to play and not care about the school. But now that he had something on him, he could only be careful.
"Car accident? Tianming Chen, you're not a student. How could you come up with such an excuse?”
"It's true, Principal. I was hit by a car.”Seeing that the principal did not believe him, Chen Tianming quickly explained.
"Is that so? Where did you hit? Are you hurt?”Principal Li glanced at Chen Tianming. The Chen Tianming in front of him was full of energy. He did not look like he had been hit by a car.
"I-I'm not injured." Chen Tianming shook his head.
"If you're not injured, is that called being hit by a car?”
"But I'm bleeding. There's a lot of blood on my clothes.”
"Is that so? Chen Tianming, do you think I'm a three-year-old child? He was hit by a car and lost a lot of blood, but he wasn't injured. Do you think you know magic? Do you think you're invulnerable like a god?”Principal Li was so angry that he pointed at Chen Tianming's nose and cursed. Chen Tianming thought he was a fool. How could he not be angry?
" I, I…" Chen Tianming did not know how to explain himself. Yes, there was blood on his clothes, but why was he fine?
Today's events had always been strange. First, he fainted for more than two hours after being bitten by the ant-like bug. Then, when he woke up, the bug was dead. When he hailed a taxi to go back to school, he was hit by a car. However, he was fine. There was only blood on his clothes.
Whose blood was this? If it was his, then he didn't feel any discomfort all over his body. He even looked in the mirror in the room just now and didn't find any wounds.
If the blood was someone else's, then whose was it? Chen Tianming was puzzled.
"Chen Tianming, do you not know how to find an excuse?”Principal Li was happy that he had cleverly exposed Chen Tianming's scam.
" Principal Li, listen to me. Aiya," Tianming Chen quickly held his thigh. He suddenly felt that the area where he had been bitten by the bug this afternoon was now hot and painful.
"What's wrong?" Principal Li was shocked by Chen Tianming's shout. Also, why was Chen Tianming twisting his butt? A man!
"No, I'm fine." Tianming Chen quickly shook his head. He didn't dare to tell Principal Li that his lower body hurt. Besides, it was painful just now, but it didn't seem to hurt that much now.
"Chen Tianming, don't play tricks here. Since you didn't come back for the meeting today, you won't get the full attendance award this month.”Principal Li said as he left angrily.
"If you don't have it, then you don't. What's the big deal?”Tianming Chen slapped his chest and scolded Principal Li.
Sigh, there was no 200 yuan bonus for full attendance this month. Chen Tianming lowered his head and sighed.
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