Zha Mu was sleeping on the bed. His mind was filled with Babi's perverted ability. He grinned and muttered," Who said I don't have the capital? Who said I don't have the capital? Look, I have Bobby, do I still have to worry about big things?”He fell asleep while fantasizing.
Sen Mu had mentioned his younger brother to his teacher, Tian Ye, yesterday. As a member of the Qiu Dao clan, he was undoubtedly much better at educating his children than he, a newly minted Chuunin. Mr. Tarano asked if his brother had entered the ninja school. It was only then that he realized that his brother should be enrolled. Sen Mu woke up early and went to his brother's room. He looked at his drooling brother and found that his brother was really cute. Sen Mu looked at his brother and swore to himself that he would take good care of him.
He was dreaming that he was wearing a black cloak, stepping on the mighty Babi and looking down at all living beings. His heart was indescribably happy! Suddenly, she realized that someone was calling her. When she turned around, she saw a familiar face. It was her brother.
Sen Mu looked at his smiling brother and asked,""Brother, what kind of sweet dream did you have? You're laughing so hard that your saliva is flowing out."
Zhamu wiped his drool and said awkwardly,"No, nothing." By the way, why did you call me so early?”
Sen Mu patted Zha Mu's head and said,""I almost forgot if you didn't mention it. Zhamu, you're not young anymore. I plan to let you enter the Koba Ninja School. After all, the school teaches more comprehensive things than me. What do you think?"
Zha Mu realized that he had been in the Naruto World for quite some time. He was already five years old. It was time for him to go to school. Although he could not learn much in school, the details of being a ninja were still quite important. Zha Mu looked at the smiling Sen Mu and said,"Okay, I also want to see what the school is like!"”
Just like that, Sen Mu brought Zha Mu to the school. Zha Mu looked at the school's buildings curiously. It had to be said that Muye was ahead of the other four villages in terms of education. Zha Mu followed his brother to register, then received his student identification and came to the classroom. Sen Mu sat next to Zuo Mu and said," Brother, I still have a mission. You should listen to the teacher alone!"”
"En, brother, take care. Don't worry, I'll be obedient.”In fact, Zhamu felt a headache every time Senmu treated him like a child. However, he did not dare to act too monstrous. After all, keeping a low profile was the way to go. Zuomu was more than happy to play the pig to eat the tiger.
Zhamu looked at Senmu's background and slowly retracted his gaze. He sized up his classmates and didn't seem to know anyone, so he lay on the table and fell asleep. After an unknown period of time, Zuo Mu was woken up by a commotion. It turned out that his form teacher had arrived. It was a skinny middle-aged man with a long face. He was the typical type of person who would not be found in a crowd. A long introduction followed. Zhamu looked at his classmates who were listening attentively. He was really bored, so he started to refine chakras. Just like that, Zha Mu's first lesson was over.
Zhamu carried his school bag and hummed a tune as he walked home. After turning a few streets, he soon arrived at the outskirts of Muye Village, which was his home. One had to know that a house on the side of the street was not something that a generation of commoners could afford. When he returned home, Sen Mu was not back yet. Zhamu then walked towards the pond. Zhamu attached chakras to his hands and feet and imitated Tarzan, displaying his abilities as if he wanted to say that he was also a superman.
They came to the pond. Zha Mu wanted to summon Babi, but he suddenly realized that he didn't know how to summon! Zhamu shouted towards the pond,"Babi, come out quickly!"”Zhamu looked at the water surface, but there was no change.
" F * ck, Water Escape-Water Dragon Bullet "" Hua ", a few meters high water jet rose from the water surface." Bobby, come out quickly!”Zha Mu shouted at the top of his lungs.
A turtle's head popped out of the water. It stared with its big eyes and roared,""What is it called? Can't you be psychic? Soul Summoning?"
Zha Mu scratched his head and said,"I really don't know. You didn't teach me yesterday!"”
A few drops of sweat dripped down Bobby's head."I see!" Yesterday, he was too busy showing off his strength to the little ghost and actually forgot to tell him the method to form the seal of the psychic technique. What a mistake. It seemed like this little brat was only five years old.
"Then you can teach me now!"
"Yes, watch carefully. Remember the method to form the seal.”After saying that, Babi taught Zhamu the method of forming seals.
"Oh right, little brat, why are you looking for me?”
"Don't call me little brat, my name is Zuo Mu.”
"He's only five years old.”
"Alright, I'll give you a question. If you can answer it, I'll follow you in the future and call you Boss. You can call me boss in the future! What do you think?"
Babi looked at Zhamu, who had a short body and a small head. What questions could he ask? He didn't even think about it."Alright, let's see what kind of questions you can come up with.”
"In the morning, a person went to the boss to buy Herbal Tea Eggs. She had just enough money to buy two, but the boss didn't sell it to her.”Zhamu remembered the brain teasers he had seen before and said,
"Because the boss wants to eat it himself." "Boss, can you eat that much? Besides, does he still do business?" "Because the eggs are spoiled. He doesn't want others to buy them, afraid that it will damage his reputation. Right? The great Babido was smart. Haha-"" Wrong!" "Why?"
"Because the Herbal Tea Egg isn't ready yet." "Yes, it's that simple. A mistake, an absolute mistake. Again."
"Please listen to the question. A child was playing happily with a kitten when she suddenly saw that the kitten was getting smaller and smaller.”"Because Kitten is a Ninja Beast that can transform.”" Wrong."" Because the child's eyes are broken. It's too cruel. He's so small, but his eyes are broken."”" Wrong!" Zhamu looked at Bobby with disdain. "Then, then why?" Babi rubbed his head and asked.
"Because the kitten is getting further and further away from the child.”"That's right! Why didn't I think of that? It was so simple. Brat, I did it on purpose. I'll leave you some face. I'm going to be serious next. Again.‘
"Please listen to the question. Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep?”"Because white sheep can eat more." "Wrong!" "Because White Sheep is a Ninja Sheep, it eats more.”"Wrong, because there are more white sheep than black sheep in the world, haha!”
"Please listen to the question-"
"Because-"
"Wrong, wrong, wrong…"
Just like that, Zha Mu used a brain teaser from his previous life to completely defeat Bobby. And Bobby also sincerely called Zha Mu boss, making Zha Mu feel good!
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