Fourth,
At six o'clock in the evening, Zhao Tiewei, Cao Chunping, Lu Dong, Bi Yuntao, and Liang Penghua sat in the single room of the mutton restaurant. The boss was very happy to see that the people who came were all famous people in the village. He took out his own skills. These people never haggled when they ate, and they often didn't allow change. They belonged to the upper class. Unlike the farmers in the village, he would only give them 10 yuan for 13 yuan, and they would often earn only 3 or 4 yuan.
The cold dishes were three meat dishes and three vegetables. The meat dishes were mutton head, mutton hooves, and mutton offal. The vegetables were tofu mixed with green onions, fried peanuts, and cold radish skin. These were all good dishes to go with wine and were very popular locally. A large roasted lamb was already roasting on the iron rack. The smell of charcoal, mutton oil, and various seasonings wafted into the room. This was already a very high-class banquet in the village. Zhao Tiewei had taken the wine from the car. It was authentic Dongchuan White Wine, which cost 36 yuan per bottle. It was the most expensive wine produced locally. Usually, people could only drink this wine at funerals and funerals, and it had to be at the main table. When this wine was served, it was often more expensive to drink than to eat.
The lady boss was also busy. After filling the five taels of wine, the lady boss left. Liang Penghua was the host. In the officialdom, the highest-ranking person would drink first and say the opening remarks before the banquet could begin. However, there was also a custom among the people. Whoever treated the guests would be the host, and the host had the right to speak first.
Liang Penghua picked up his wine glass and stood up."This table of wine today was specially arranged for Zhao Tiewei's promotion and Director Lu Dong's appointment. This glass of wine is a toast to both the old leader and the new leader. The bigger the official position, the better. In the future, you'll be the first to benefit from the water pavilion. You won't suffer any losses!”
His honest words made everyone laugh. Liang Penghua was already 46 years old. Standing up to toast Zhao Tiewei, who was half his age, was already a problem.
Cao Chunping still didn't think much of it. He felt that the etiquette was a little too big, and it was completely fine to sit down and toast. Was it necessary to be his father at his age?
Bi Yuntao already knew how powerful Zhao Tiewei was. When he sent Li Chunxiang to the government a few days ago, he found out that it was Zhao Tiewei who organized it. He was already completely convinced. If Zhao Tiewei was able to get Li Chunxiang into the municipal government, he must have the ability to get himself into the provincial government. This person's background was unfathomable. It was better to protect him well.
Lu Dong was stunned. He had been working in the municipal bureau for a few years, and it was common for him to be a deputy-level or deputy-level cadre. He did not take a deputy-level deputy head seriously. The scene just now had left a deep impression on him.
Zhao Tiewei wasn't a blockhead and knew how to respect others. He immediately stood up and clinked glasses with his good friend Hua."By right, I can call you uncle. Sit down and drink!”
The two of them had just drunk a cup when Liang Penghua toasted Lu Dong and turned around. Bi Yuntao also imitated Liang Penghua and walked over to Zhao Tiewei with a glass of wine. Zhao Tiewei was the youngest and received the most respect.
Cao Chunping often drank with the township leaders, and Wei Pingshun and Nan Peixin were never more respected than Zhao Tiewei. This made him look at Zhao Tiewei in a new light. When Bi Yuntao whispered to him that Li Chunxiang was using Zhao Tiewei's method to transfer to the city government, Cao Chunping's brain turned. This person was really not someone from the pool. He didn't go to the city government himself, but he went to the village. What was he after?
Seeing how everyone treated Zhao Tiewei, Lu Dong understood how important Zhao Tiewei was in the local area. He also raised his wine glass and imitated him. However, he didn't stand up to toast. He just sat down and clinked his glasses.
How did a person's prestige come about? It was supported by everyone. Each had their own thoughts and ideas. The person who was praised must have done something that deserved to be praised.
The roasted whole lamb was served, and everyone was cutting and tearing it with knives and forks. The delicious roasted mutton was covered in a layer of bright oil as it was sent into his mouth piece by piece. Zhao Tiewei liked this kind of atmosphere. After a tiring day, he drank some wine at night and bragged about the calf. It was as if he had returned to his university days.
The mutton skewers and beer at the food stalls in Beijing left a deep impression on him. This was a wonderful enjoyment, but unfortunately, mutton kebabs were not popular here. They only recognized roasted whole lambs.
Zhao Tiewei's phone rang. It was a message. He picked it up and laughed out loud. It was from his girlfriend, Zhang Mingzhi. Bi Yuntao asked,"Is it a text message?"
Zhao Tiewei nodded.
"Can I see it?" Zhao Tiewei handed the phone to Bi Yuntao and read," The mother ant promised her children that she would take them to Tibet to see the scenery of the plateau during the May Day holiday. On the first day of the holiday, they met an ox cart on the road. As the cow walked, it discharged a pile of cow dung, which was steaming hot and emitting white smoke. The mother ant ran a few steps, turned around, and sang loudly to the group of children,"" Yalasuo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!'
Everyone laughed when they heard that. Bi Yuntao smiled and said,""I also heard a joke about two classmates who went to Shanghai and stayed in Beijing after graduating from university. One day, a classmate from Shanghai sent a text message to a classmate from Beijing saying that he regretted coming to Shanghai. There were too many people on the bus, and his girlfriend's arm was crushed and fractured. The Beijing classmate replied with a text message," Don't regret it. The Beijing subway is even more crowded. A few months ago, my girlfriend got pregnant because of the squeezing on the subway!"”
"I've taken the subway in Beijing before," Liang Penghua laughed and said,"I hope I didn't squeeze you."”
Cao Chunping said," I'm from the Public Security Bureau. I heard a joke from the Public Security Bureau. It said that one night, the police station gathered urgently and waited for the police to come out. A policewoman was a dog trainer. She forgot to wear her underwear because she was in a hurry to assemble. When no one was paying attention, he lifted her skirt and let the police dog she trained sniff her lower body. He pointed at the police station building and ordered her dog to find her underwear. The police dog ran away. In just a few minutes, the secretary ran over, pointed at the policewoman, and shouted fiercely,'What the f * ck is wrong with your dog? Bite off one of the chief's balls!”He laughed loudly.
Lu Dong was a technical talent and was not very interested in general social topics. After listening to this joke, he also laughed and began to analyze it from a technical point of view." From the perspective of human anatomy, the reproductive ability of an egg will be slightly reduced, but its main equipment is not damaged, and its use and entertainment will not be affected. However, because the nerve center of the brain is strongly stimulated when the egg is bitten by a police dog, it will produce instinctive defense. The direct consequence may cause the other surviving egg to have an adverse reaction. In layman's terms, it is a pain in the egg!”
Lu Dongwen's words made everyone laugh again. Zhao Tiewei glanced at Lu Dong from the corner of his eye and thought," People with some level of skill were unique in analyzing problems and were good at technical work.
Dong Jia Liang Peng Hua could tell that the joke was one for each person. He said,"I don't have a phone, so I don't have text messages. Let's talk about a true story that happened in the village. A few years ago, the township family planning office did not have enough manpower, so I was transferred to help. He went to a small mountain village to check on the family planning work. There was a farmer in his thirties who had never been to school. He was illiterate. His wife had already given birth to three children. He was a key education target. The township family planning cadre gave him a few condoms and said that he would be fine after wearing them. A few months later, he went to the village for a checkup. He was the most important person again, and his wife was pregnant again. The village cadre was furious,"Didn't I give you condoms? Why is she pregnant again? Are you wearing a condom? This person was so anxious that he took off his pants and said," Look, I'm still wearing it.'I only take it off when I pee and sleep with my wife!”
Everyone laughed again. Cao Chunping said,"The world is so big that there are all kinds of strange things!”
Bi Yuntao didn't say a word. He had a headache when he heard the words " condoms." Zhao Tiewei also realized it and tried his best to control himself. He tried not to laugh too much in case Bi Yuntao had any ideas.
"Lu Dong, it's your turn!" Bi Yuntao quickly changed the topic.”
Lu Dong was a real honest man. He could listen to others for a day without interrupting a word. He waved his hand and said,"It sounds okay to me, but I don't know how to say it!"
Bi Yuntao said,"Fine, you can drink three cups as punishment!"”
Lu Dong was even worse at drinking. Three glasses of wine could make him crawl into the table. Bi Yuntao was still insistent. Lu Dong was forced to say,""If I want to say it, I won't say a dirty joke. I'll say something common. Everyone, don't find it disgusting."
Bi Yuntao was full of energy after drinking five or six glasses of wine."Tell us, we can handle anything!”
Lu Dong had a blank personality. He cleared his throat, straightened his back, and said slowly," There was a Hong Kong lady who came to the mainland for a vacation. She went to a Lan Zhou ramen restaurant in the afternoon. There were seven or eight people waiting in line, and soon it was her turn. The ramen chef asked her if she wanted the noodles to be thick or thin, wide or narrow. The Hong Kong lady said in an extremely polite manner,'Go ahead, I'll eat whatever you poop.'”A loud laughter rang out.
Bi Yuntao slammed the table and said,"F * ck!" I can't eat this meal anymore. It's too disgusting!”
Lu Dong said with an aggrieved look,"I say, everyone, don't be disgusted. You can take whatever you say!"”
Zhao Tiewei laughed. This kind of occasion did not have the atmosphere of officialdom. It was completely back to the student days where everyone drank to their heart's content and bragged to their heart's content. It was fine even if they bragged too much. Everyone just laughed and settled things. This was what a brother was like. A man who was used to this kind of life would lose his entertainment if he did not boast after drinking. However, he had always been in control of one principle. He could brag as he pleased, but he would try his best not to argue. Bickering sometimes hurt relationships.
The laptop on Cao Chunping's waist rang. This was the uniform that the county police station gave to the chiefs. They had to be reconnected at any time. This was a special requirement for special industries. There were only three people in the village who had mobile phones: Wei Pingshun, Nan Peixin, and Zhao Tiewei. However, Zhao Tiewei's mobile phone was self-funded, while the two leaders bought it with public funds. Zhao Tiewei took out his phone and handed it to Cao Chunping. He stood up and walked to the window to make a call.
"Mom, I'm just the chief of a local police station. How can I care about the matters in the province? Let him think of a way himself!”
The other party did not seem satisfied. Cao Chunping took the phone and walked out of the room. He only returned after two to three minutes, looking unhappy.
Liang Penghua had the best relationship with Cao Chunping. He asked,"Is it about your brother again?"
Cao Chunping returned the phone to Zhao Tiewei. After sitting down, he drank another glass of wine and said dejectedly,"My mother is really too much. She made me the bureau chief. The waiter had just graduated from the provincial university and had a girlfriend. The other party's parents had put forward a condition that he had to work in the provincial city in order to develop. He went to the provincial capital's Huayu Group to apply for a finance job. There were more than ten people eyeing each position. Let me ask someone to do it. I don't have that ability!"
Zhao Tiewei was whispering to Lu Dong about work when he heard Cao Chunping mention Huayu Group. He stopped chatting and asked,"What did you just say?"
Cao Chunping repeated what he had just said and emphasized that his brother's girlfriend's family required her to work in a big company in the provincial capital. "The people of the provincial capital are born with a sense of superiority, so it's understandable that they have higher expectations of those who grew up in the county." Zhao Tiewei nodded.”
Cao Chunping shook his head with a bitter expression and did not continue.
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