He had not slept well the entire night.
The next day, Yang Tianyou didn't get up for breakfast. He slept until the afternoon. He cooked a bowl of noodles at home, then sat in the living room and began to think about ways to make money.
Five million was an astronomical figure for him.
Right now, it seemed like he had no other choice but to buy a two-colored ball. However, Yang Tianyou could only smile bitterly when he thought about his bad luck at gambling.
Yang Tianyou had promised everyone in Yongan Town that he would go to Shanghai to look for Beauty Qi. He had not forgotten about it. Perhaps it was just a joke to others. Yang Tianyou could mock himself and say that it was indeed a joke, but deep down, he had to take it seriously. This was Yang Tianyou's personality. Besides, Qi Mengxiang was very attractive to Yang Tianyou. It was so attractive that he often dreamed about her in broad daylight.
Daydream!
He felt that this was just a daydream, but he didn't reject it. Instead, he would fantasize if he could. If he couldn't fantasize, he would create the conditions to fantasize.
After practicing Taiji Fist once, he was still in the shape but not in the spirit. In Niu Wazi's words, practicing Taiji Fist was an insult to this profound martial art.
After spending a year and a half in the martial arts school, Yang Tianyou did not gain much. He learned this set of Taiji Fist. In fact, he was not like what Niu Wazi said. He could not complete a set of Taiji Fist. However, there was a prerequisite. After a few moves, he had to stop and think. Cough cough. This Taiji Fist emphasized on being smooth and smooth, but in Yang Tianyou's hands, it became incoherent.
For the next three days, Yang Tianyou did not go downstairs at all. He was in a dilemma upstairs. What he did not know was that his deeds had spread throughout Yong 'an Town in the past three days. He had become a famous person in Yong' an Town almost overnight.
Niu Wazi had called him to go down for a drink, but he had refused.
Xiong San called him to play mahjong, but he refused.
She called Yan Ming and asked him to go fishing, but he refused.
……
On the fourth day, Yang Tianyou finally went downstairs. However, he did not go to Yan Ming's house. Instead, he rode his " Crown Prince " to wash his car, then went to the river to take a bath. After that, he went to Yu Si Si Hair Salon to get a haircut.
Yu Yong and Yang Huairong laughed together when they arrived at the salon. Yu Yong was the owner of the salon, and Yang Huairong was his wife. Both of them were Yang Tianyou's classmates in junior high school, and they had a good relationship with Yang Tianyou.
"Yang Tianyou, I heard that you even kissed Beauty Qi and chased Wang Lin away. You're pretty good. You're almost famous in Yong 'an Town now.”Yang Huairong laughed.
Yang Tianyou chuckled." Old classmate, it's fine if others come to attack and mock me. But you don't even care about this little bit of friendship. You're also here to attack me?"”
"Oh my god, I really don't have such thoughts. You're thinking too much. Old classmate, are you going to wash your hair or get a haircut today?”Yang Huairong quickly changed the topic.
"Wash your hair and cut your hair. Cough, cough, Yu Yong, I heard that you went to Xinjiapo to learn how to cut hair some time ago? You have to do it for me personally later. You have to shape me well!”Yang Tianyou laughed.
" No problem," Yu Yong said with a smile." I'll come and cut my old classmate's hair in a while. But when you marry Beauty Qi, you must let me come and have a drink with you."”
" Marry a ball? Stop talking nonsense. Come, come, little sister, wash your hair, wash your hair…"
After washing Yang Tianyou's messy hair, Yong Yu, the " number one hairdresser " in Yong 'an Town, began to cut Yang Tianyou's hair. Yong Yu was busy with his work as he smiled and said,""Old classmate, tell me, what hairstyle do you want?”
"I don't have any other requests. I just have one sentence.”Yang Tianyou smiled.
"Big crew cut?" Yu Yong laughed.
"Sure!" Yang Tianyou said casually.
Yang Huairong, five or six hair-washing girls, and a few stylists were whispering about Yang Tianyou's glorious deeds. Yang Tianyou's hearing was quite good, so he could hear it clearly. He couldn't help but shout,"Hey, Yang Huairong, aren't you being honest? We're all old classmates, how can you call me a scoundrel? It's not too much for me to ask my girlfriend for a kiss, right?”
"Do you really think she's your girlfriend?”Yang Huairong smiled," I'm only talking about you because you're an old classmate. It's better for you to live your life well and stop thinking about those messy things. You're not young anymore. How about I introduce you to a girlfriend?"”
Yang Tianyou was taken aback. He laughed and said," I was just joking. I wasn't thinking about that at all. You want to introduce me to a girlfriend? Sure, sure. I just don't feel like living alone. Tell me, who do you want to introduce?" You have to introduce me to a beautiful woman. When the time comes, I'll have to cut off half a fan of pork to thank the matchmaker. How about it?”
"How are the swallows here?" Yang Huairong smiled.
A little girl sitting at the side blushed. She stole a glance at Yang Tianyou and said,""Sister Rong, don't joke with me.”
This Yanzi was actually quite good-looking, but she had just graduated from junior high school and was probably only fifteen or sixteen years old. She was young enough, but she could not be compared to Qi Mengxiang. However, Yang Tianyou would not say this. He laughed and said,"Okay, okay. Yanzi, why don't you be my girlfriend?”
"I'm still young. Forget it." Yanzi blushed and whispered.
The group of people laughed.
Yang Tianyou glanced at Yanzi when he came out of Rainy Sisi's room, scaring the latter into hiding in the toilet. Yang Tianyou went home and changed into a clean set of clothes. He looked especially energetic. He looked at the mirror for a while and said smugly,""I'm still very eye-catching. I'm a match made in heaven with our Xiangxiang!”
Gaga let out a strange laugh. Luckily, no one else heard this. Otherwise, Yang Tianyou would have been washed clean again.
Seeing that it was getting late, Yang Tianyou went to the storeroom to pick up a hoe. He then twisted a bag of things that he had prepared in advance and rode his motorcycle straight to Xianba Village behind the house.
Yang Tianyou lived not far from the middle school, and Xianba Village was behind the middle school. It was very close to Yang Tianyou's home, and it was only five to six minutes 'walk. However, riding a bicycle would take a long detour, and he had to go up from the branch road in front of the primary school. Naturally, Yang Tianyou did not want to climb the hill and tire himself out. As soon as he rode past Xiang Yan Ming's tavern, he bumped into Liu Yongsheng.
"Hey, Yang Tianyou, I haven't seen you for a long time. Come, come, let's drink together and play cards tonight!”Liu Yongsheng, who loved to joke around with Yang Tianyou, immediately stopped him.
"You want to play cards with me again? Don't fight me again tonight."”
"What's wrong? You're usually afraid of losing. Did you lose all your teeth when you played cards last time? Why? You don't dare to come now?" Liu Yongsheng laughed.
There was a saying in Yong 'an Town. Losing a game of cards was not considered losing money. It was usually said that someone had knocked out their teeth. If they won money, most people would come up and smoke arrogantly. For example, if they won Yang Tianyou's money, they would say," Come, smoke, smoke. This is the cigarette Yang Tianyou bought for me." If a woman won money, she would point at her shoes or clothes arrogantly and say," Look, look, what do you think of this set of clothes? What do you think of this pair of shoes?" Then she would say seriously, Yang Tianyou bought this for me.
This was the charm of Yong 'an Town. Playing cards was always an indispensable thing in life. Whether it was winning or losing money, they enjoyed it.
"You're going to fix my teeth?" Yang Tianyou pursed his lips and laughed." I have a mouthful of golden teeth. When have you ever seen me bark?" My teeth can't be knocked out. Why? Did someone knock out your teeth? Do you want me to fill your teeth?”
"Just one sentence, do you dare? Don't talk about useless things. If you have the guts, let's compete later!”Liu Yongsheng laughed.
"Let's fight!" Yang Tianyou chuckled." Don't think that I'm still a cabbage now. My luck has changed a long time ago. If you're not afraid of death, come at me. I'll make sure that your four pockets are as heavy as yours when you go home tonight!"”
The two of them agreed to play cards together that night, and Yang Tianyou left on his bike.
Ten minutes later, in front of a grave in Xianba Village, Yang Tianyou helped to remove some grass from the grave, sprinkled some soil, burned a stack of paper, and set off firecrackers. Then, he lit a cigarette, took out a bottle of wine, and sat down on a bluestone slab beside the grave.
As he drank, Yang Tianyou looked around. Seeing that there was no one around, he chuckled and said,""Mother, today is your birthday. I didn't forget, but since you don't know how to drink, I'll help you drink this wine. I'll burn some paper money for you. You can spend it freely downstairs. If you don't have any use for it, just send me a dream.”
Yang Tianyou took a gulp and smiled.""Mother, I have something to tell you. A few days ago, yes, last Friday, I hugged Qi Mengxiang and kissed her. She has already agreed to be your daughter-in-law, but she wants me to earn five million yuan in four years. To be honest, it's very difficult. You know that your son can't make money. It's more like squandering. It might be easy for me to spend five million yuan in four years, but it's very difficult for me to earn five million yuan in four years. But don't worry. I've been thinking about it at home these few days. It's not easy for you to raise me. You've suffered too much. Hehe, didn't you say that you regretted not seeing your daughter-in-law when you were alive? Wait until I work hard to earn money and marry Qi Mengxiang. When the time comes, I'll bring her to see you and let you take a good look at her. I'm not bragging to you. She's really beautiful. Tsk tsk, you don't know. On the day I kissed and hugged her, many men wanted to kill me. Haha, but I still kissed and hugged her. Tell me, isn't my son awesome?……”
"But I have to be honest with you. I don't know if I can marry her yet, but I will work hard. From today onwards, I will pull myself together and do my best. Even if I can't earn five million yuan, I will live well and not disappoint you. I'll only tell you about this. It's a secret in front of others, hehe…"
"…Also, a few days ago, that bastard Wang Lin scolded you, so I beat him up. I won't embarrass you. I told you, if anyone dares to disrespect you, I will beat them up. No matter who it is, I don't care if I win or not, I will fight them to the death…I know you are afraid that I will fight with others, but don't worry, I am very smart and I know that I won't lose. I am just wondering where I can get the money. Mom, that is not 500,000, it is 5 million…"
Seeing the sky gradually darken, Yang Tianyou picked up his hoe and threw the empty bottle on the ground. He chuckled and said,""Mother, I'm going back first. Take your time and rest. I'll come and see you when I have time. I've already agreed that you have to bless me and play cards tonight. No, no, no, I don't play cards at night. I promised you not to play too much.”
After returning from Xianba Village, Yang Tianyou's phone had rung countless times. It was naturally Liu Yongsheng. He put down the hoe and went downstairs to ask Zhang Jing to cook a bowl of noodles. As soon as he sat down, Liu Yongsheng and Niu Wazi came over.
Niu Wazi handed a cigarette to Yang Tianyou and smiled.""Tian 'ge, I haven't seen you for the past few days.”
"Miss your head!" Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes at Niu Wazi and said,""I didn't do anything wrong. By the way, do you still want to play cards tonight?"
"What's wrong?" Niu Wazi was stunned.
Yang Tianyou pursed his lips and smiled." I think we should forget about it. You're more like a thief. You're a vegetable in a game of cards. I can kill you. Besides, I don't care about filling your teeth if you lose them. Also, don't ask me for help when you go home and kneel on the washboard at night!”
Yang Tianyou, what can I do for you?" Liu Yongsheng laughed." He kneels on the washboard. Are you afraid that his wife won't warm her feet?" It's a hot day now. There's no need to warm your feet. Besides, even if you need it, you have to look for me. Crawl away!”
Niu Wazi pointed at the two of them and scolded them with a smile,"You two beasts are simply worse than beasts!"”
"I'm a professor!" Liu Yongsheng chuckled.
Yang Tianyou glared at him and said," You're a professor in the day and a beast at night. I know that."”
"The noodles are here, but none of you are good!”Zhang Jing brought Yang Tianyou's noodles over and scolded him with a smile.
"Zhang Jing, what are you talking about?" Liu Yongsheng laughed.，Are we not good people? Then Xiang Yanming is a good guy. A few days ago, I saw him driving to the county town in the middle of the night. Do you dare say that he didn't go to steal someone? Which man in Yong 'an Town dares to say that he's clean behind his butt? He's useless if he doesn't cheat, haha!”
"Get lost!" Yang Tianyou laughed and scolded," I don't have one. I'm still a virgin!"”
Puff! Liu Yongsheng and Niu Wazi laughed together. Liu Yongsheng laughed and scolded,""Yang Tianyou, you still have the nerve to say that. You've embarrassed all the men in Yongan Town. You're still a virgin?”
Niu Wazi also looked depressed." Tian 'ge, can you not be so shocking? Are there still virgins in this day and age?" Was there a twenty-three or twenty-four-year-old virgin? It's very embarrassing, okay?"
Yang Tianyou swallowed his saliva and chuckled. He cursed,""It's none of your business whether I'm a virgin or not. Besides, I have a lover too!”
"We know, Beauty Qi!”Liu Yongsheng laughed." You only hugged and kissed her. Did you sleep with her?"”
"I'm not talking about her," Yang Tianyou said anxiously.”
"Yang Tianyou, I couldn't tell that you've learned how to cheat.”Zhang Jing laughed.
Yang Tianyou chuckled and quickly said,""No, no."
"I know who it is, haha." Niu Wazi suddenly laughed.
"Who is it?" Liu Yongsheng and Zhang Jing asked curiously.
Yang Tianyou glared at Niu Wazi and said,""Niu Wazi, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will beat you to death.”
"No, no, I won't tell you even if you beat me to death.”Niu Wazi broke out in cold sweat.
The image of a woman suddenly appeared in Yang Tianyou's mind. She had big breasts and a baby face…
(How could Old Fish endure such a rush to the rankings? However, this was the truth. There was nothing he could do about it. Just focus on writing. I looked forward to the day when my brothers would rise up. Of course, I also believed that my brothers had tried their best. Actually, a fish was still a fish. It was that pink and tender fish. Everything started from scratch. They had agreed to add more updates at night. They would add more updates at 12 o'clock sharp.）
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