It's an adaptation of a true story. Can everyone give it a try? Old Yu was still writing and updating despite being so sick. Damn it, couldn't he get into the top three on the new book rankings?
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Yang Tianyou thought as he ran. If Cui Linhai and his son ran away, what would he do? Did he have to throw two " hams " back home? Damn it, even if it was a shortcut, it would take more than two hours to reach Little Pingxi. If he really threw two " hams " back home, his feet would probably be swollen.
There was nothing they could do about it. The people of Yong 'an Town had another habit. No matter where they went, they generally did not like to walk. At the very least, they had to ride motorcycles. In the long run, their bodies would not be able to take it. After walking for a long distance, their feet would definitely hurt at night.
Finally, they stopped Cui Linhai and his son. Yang Tianyou leaned against the front of the car, panting as he waved his hand and said,""Wait, you can't leave yet."
"Yang Tianyou, what else do you want? I spent 500 yuan to hire you to persuade her, and now you're supporting her divorce. You're too dishonest.”Cui Zongyuan said angrily. Luckily, he didn't dare to scold Yang Tianyou anymore. He was probably still a little afraid after tasting the sweetness.
Yang Tianyou lit a cigarette and waved at the father and son to let them come to him. He then glanced at Cui Linhai and said,""Do you think what he said makes sense?”
Cui Linhai was stunned and nodded.”
Yang Tianyou almost choked on his cigarette. He chuckled and said,""What kind of logic is that? This 500 yuan was agreed upon. It's money for buying cigarettes for me. How can it be my appearance fee? My appearance fee is worth five hundred? Have you ever seen a matchmaker introduce a wife and guarantee that the wife will give birth to a son?”
Cui Linhai and his son were stunned for a moment. After thinking for a while, they realized that it was indeed the case."Alright, consider it as us shooting ourselves in the foot. We brought this upon ourselves. We've already agreed to a divorce. Why are you still pestering us?”
"Hehe, if you leave, how am I going to go back? Should I walk back?" Yang Tianyou asked.
Cui Linhai finally understood what Yang Tianyou meant. He laughed in disdain and said,""Anyway, our car is spacious. Come with us!”
"But I want to wait before leaving. What should I do?”Yang Tianyou smiled.
"Then you can throw the ham by yourself later. We can't be waiting for you here, right?”Cui Linhai said.
"Then are you guys waiting?" Yang Tianyou's smile became even more charming. However, in the eyes of Cui Linhai and his son, they were a little scared. This smile had a hint of conspiracy.
"Of course not." Cui Zongyuan frowned.”
"Okay, then give me the fare. I'll hire a car to pick me up later. Five hundred yuan.”Yang Tianyou had been waiting for this sentence. He extended his hand and said.
Cui Linhai and his son smiled bitterly at each other. They had seen shameless people before, but they had never seen such a shameless person.
Cui Zongyuan smiled sinisterly." Okay, how long do you want? We'll wait for you. As long as you don't stay here tonight, we'll wait for you. Is that okay?"”
"It has nothing to do with you whether I live here or not. You're getting a divorce soon. You haven't slept together before. Even if I really sleep with you now, you can only watch helplessly.”Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes.
Cui Zongyuan was so angry that his face turned pale. Even if they were divorced, he would still be unhappy to hear such words.
Yang Tianyou continued," But I think it's better if you don't wait. Just give me 500 yuan. I don't know when I'll leave."”
"Don't you just want money?" Cui Zongyuan took out his wallet and took out five notes.
Yang Tianyou's smile was so wide that his mouth was about to turn into a flower. However, Cui Zongyuan suddenly took back the money halfway and chuckled,""It's okay. We'll wait for you as long as you stay. Although I don't care about the 500 yuan, I'm very unhappy.”
Yang Tianyou had been tricked, so he was naturally unhappy. He gritted his teeth and said,""F * ck, Cui Zongyuan, you're really awesome. Now you dare to play with me, right? Alright, since that's the case, I don't need the travel fee. I can go back by myself. But I've run so far today. You have to pay for the loss of work. One thousand yuan, not a single cent less. Otherwise, I'll beat you up until your father doesn't recognize you. Do you believe me?”
Seeing that Yang Tianyou was about to attack, Cui Zongyuan's face turned pale. Cui Linhai shielded his son behind him. His face was extremely ugly as he stared at Yang Tianyou. Cui Linhai gritted his teeth and said,"Yang Tianyou, if you really dare to be unreasonable today, I won't let you get what you want even if I have to risk my life. At most, we'll exchange a life for a life. Anyway, I've lived for so long.”
Pfft, he was even helping the people get rid of evil!
Yang Tianyou was also shocked. He didn't expect Cui Linhai to be so ruthless. He turned around and saw Feng Qingqing chasing after him. He rolled his eyes and said,""Hehe, you have to think carefully. You promised to give me a thousand yuan as a service fee. If you want to go back on your word now, Feng Qingqing can testify.”
Cui Linhai and his son were stunned. They stared at Yang Tianyou with a smirk on their faces. They finally understood that Yang Tianyou was really a scoundrel.
"What do you mean?" "Did they pay you to be a lobbyist?" Feng Qingqing asked.”
"Isn't that so?" Yang Tianyou said seriously. They said that they would give me a thousand yuan as a labor fee. Otherwise, I wouldn't have come.”
"You guys are too shameless." Feng Qingqing stared at Cui Zongyuan and scolded,""It's even more impossible for me to get back together with you. Besides, I have to testify for Yang Tianyou. If you don't give him the money today and you fight, I'll definitely go to the police station to testify.”
Yang Tianyou was smiling in his heart. Seeing Cui Hailin and his son's depressed faces, Yang Tianyou looked like he had been cheated and said,""I didn't expect you to be so shameless. Hmph, you tricked me up here and you don't want to pay? I'll definitely beat your son up today. 'I don't want to live anymore. I have a loan of hundreds of thousands of yuan. If I die, I will wipe out your Cui Clan. Do you believe that?'”
Damn, Yang Tianyou was doing it again. Tsk tsk, the same old trick, but it really worked.
Cui Hailin knew very well that his son was definitely better than Yang Tianyou in terms of education. However, when it came to fighting, the two of them were no match for Yang Tianyou. Yang Tianyou was going all out now. He was used to being a scoundrel. Last time, he had beaten Wang Lin up so badly, but he still didn't do anything. If he really beat someone up this time, as long as no one died, it would be a small matter.
It was as if their hearts were connected. Yang Tianyou suddenly laughed,"Besides, if I beat your son up, I can at most compensate you with some money, but I don't have the money to do so. I only have a rotten life. If he's lucky enough to not be crippled, I would dare to beat Wang Lin, let alone your son.”
Yang Tianyou was just using his authority. If he hadn't told Yan Ming about Director Qiu, Yang Tianyou wouldn't have dared to say such a thing. Now that he said it, Cui Hailin was a little scared. He swallowed his saliva and kept silent.
"Moreover, if we really fight, even if I cripple your son, I'll say that you guys are taking revenge on me for hitting your son last time and that you hate me for not helping you persuade you today, so you guys hit me together. I was defending myself, self-defense, do you understand? Even if I kill someone, it's just excessive self-defense. It won't take my life. Kaka, I'm still young. After being in prison for more than ten years, I can still get married and have children!”Yang Tianyou said viciously.
Cui Hailin couldn't help but wave his hand and say,""Alright, alright, I finally met you. How did I meet a shameless person like you? Zong Yuan, give him the money and let's go!”
Cui Zongyuan had long wanted to pay up and let it go. He didn't want to be beaten up by Yang Tianyou again. He hadn't recovered from his injury last time. He had to pay up quickly, and then the father and son drove away together.
Yang Tianyou dipped his index finger in the water and started to count the money. Feng Qingqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry."You really know how to make money."
Raising his head and looking at Feng Qingqing, Yang Tianyou smiled sinisterly and said,""This is called evil people need to be tortured by evil people. They have money, but this is also called ill-gotten wealth. Cough cough, everyone gets it and cheats it!”
"What if they don't pay you today?”Feng Qingqing said.
Yang Tianyou raised his fist." I'll definitely beat that son of a b * tch up. He dared to beat you up, so it's only right for me to beat him up. Last time, there were too many people, so I couldn't be ruthless. Today, there's no one here. In this wilderness, I'll just beat him up!"”
"I knew you were still good to me." Feng Qingqing's heart warmed.”
This time, it was Yang Tianyou's turn to break out in a cold sweat. He smiled awkwardly and handed the 1,000 yuan to Feng Qingqing."This money is for you."
"Why are you giving it to me?" Feng Qingqing was stunned.
Yang Tianyou scratched his head." Buy some supplements for your parents," he said." Or give them pocket money."”
"Why? Do you think my family is too poor? Pity us?" Feng Qingqing said expressionlessly.
Yang Tianyou felt even more embarrassed. He lit a cigarette and said,""I don't mean that. I remember that when I came to your house in the past, your parents treated me very well. It's been so many years, but I haven't come to see them. I feel a little bad.”
Feng Qingqing's heart skipped a beat and she really took the money. She thought for a moment and said,""Then didn't you come here for nothing today?”
"How can I?" " I won't do anything until I see the rabbit," Yang Tianyou said with a smile." Before I came, I already got 500 yuan from them."”
"Let's go back." Feng Qingqing laughed. She knew Yang Tianyou well and knew that he was never one to suffer losses.
Feng Qingqing turned around and led the way. However, after a few steps, she did not hear Yang Tianyou's footsteps behind her. When she turned around, Yang Tianyou had already run away, faster than a rabbit.
"Hey, where are you going?" Feng Qingqing shouted.
Yang Tianyou said without turning his head," Oh, I suddenly remembered something. I have an appointment tonight. I have to go first."”
Feng Qingqing watched Yang Tianyou run away in disappointment. She knew that Yang Tianyou was avoiding her, but she couldn't do anything about it.
Yang Tianyou felt a headache coming on. Was he really going to throw the " ham "?
He found a rock by the roadside and sat down. He lit a cigarette and took a few puffs. Then, he took out his phone and called Niu Wazi.
More than an hour later, Niu Wazi finally arrived. Riding a motorcycle was indeed faster than driving. Niu Wazi smiled and said,"Brother Tian, you went to see Feng Qingqing? You really have tender feelings for the fairer sex. You even said that you two didn't have an affair, but I think it's more than that!”
"My leg your sister!" "I was called here by Cui Zongyuan," Yang Tianyou said jokingly.”
"What do you mean?" Niu Wazi sat down and took out a cigarette from Yang Tianyou's pocket. He lit one and asked curiously.
Yang Tianyou told him what had happened, and Niu Wazi began to sigh.""F * ck him. Strange things happen every year, but there are especially many this year. Don't think that Yong 'an Town is a small place. If these things are written into a novel, it will be enough to shock a lot of people to death. What nonsense is this? Cui Zongyuan is really out of his mind. Why did he ask you to be his lobbyist? Now he has really lost both his wife and his soldiers. He gave them money for nothing and even lost his wife. He is not wronged. I guess they are destined to have trouble sleeping tonight!”
Niu Wazi emphasized the words " turn and turn " as if he was reciting something. Yang Tianyou chuckled and said,""He deserves it. To be honest, when Feng Qingqing married him, I was already unhappy. I won't hide it from you. When they got divorced, I couldn't wait to applaud them.”
"Tian 'ge, he doesn't seem to have any girls!”Niu Wazi said seriously.
"Then say it to his mother. Bah! That damn old woman! F * ck! She's so shameless and doesn't care about her life. Last time at the hospital, she kept asking me to beat her up. Does she think I'm an idiot? She's sick all over.”Yang Tianyou smiled.
"If it was a beautiful sister, I think you would have made a move. Anyway, you can casually eat some tofu or something.”Niu Wazi walked to the motorcycle and smiled.
Yang Tianyou got into the car and cackled,""Let's go to Jinheqi directly. I'll treat the workers to dinner tonight. As a small shareholder, you should go and toast them too.”
"I'm also a boss.”Niu Wazi said smugly as he rode his bike.
Yang Tianyou laughed and scolded,"You didn't f * cking do anything. When the time comes to split the money, I'll deduct your red packet."?”
Niu Wazi knew that Yang Tianyou was joking, so he ignored him. The road conditions were too bad, so he didn't dare to joke around. He focused on riding, so Yang Tianyou didn't disturb him.
He rode his bike to Yong 'an Town. When he passed by the iron chain bridge, Cui Linhai and his son were standing downstairs talking to a group of people. When they saw Yang Tianyou, the father and son snorted coldly. The group of people looked at Yang Tianyou with unfriendly expressions.
Yang Tianyou finally understood. The father and son were making up stories about him.
"Stop!" Yang Tianyou shouted.
The motorcycle came to a stop. Yang Tianyou hopped off the motorcycle and walked toward Cui Linhai and his son. They were so scared that their faces changed. They thought that Yang Tianyou was going to cause trouble again. Now, they saw that Yang Tianyou's penis and little balls would hurt. Unfortunately, Yang Tianyou smiled at the group of people, made a sudden turn, and went to the firecracker shop nearby to buy two plates of firecrackers. They were both 50 yuan each.
Niu Wazi was confused." Tian 'ge, what are you doing?" he asked.”
"Since others are divorced, we should also celebrate with firecrackers. Kaka, we should also express our feelings!”Yang Tianyou laughed sinisterly.
Niu Wazi broke out in cold sweat, but he was also very excited. He extended his thumb and said," Brother Tian is brilliant. Brother Tian is mighty. Brother Tian is sinister…"
Seeing Yang Tianyou glaring at him, Niu Wazi quickly helped him by placing the two plates of firecrackers on the road beside Cui Linhai. Then, Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi lit the fuse. The loud popping noises attracted the attention of the neighbors and passers-by.
Cui Linhai and his son seemed to understand Yang Tianyou's meaning, and their faces were filled with grievance and anger.
That was not all. Yang Tianyou bought a basin from a department store and got on the motorcycle. He smiled at Cui Linhai and his son, then started to shout while knocking on the basin.
" Divorced, divorced, someone's divorced…"
Everyone looked at each other, trying to hold back their laughter. They didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
However, Cui Linhai and his son turned livid and flushed. They turned around and went upstairs while cursing,""Yang Tianyou, you're a wicked person. It's useless to have a child. Eyes…"
The moment the Cui father and son left, all the neighbors had snickered. Almost everyone sighed with emotion.
The first sentence was,"This Yang Tianyou is too sinister, too wicked, and too funny."
The second sentence was,"You can mess with anyone, but never mess with the devil Yang Tianyou!"
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