The road from Yong 'an Town to the county town was still under repair. At seven o'clock in the morning, Yang Tianyou brought Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan down the city. Yang Tianyou was going to ride a bike, but Niu Wazi said that he was a boss now, so riding a bike was really a disgrace.
So, the three of them took a Changan car. However, the bumpy journey almost made Yang Tianyou die of depression.
Originally, they could reach the county in an hour, but today, they walked for more than two hours. When they arrived at the county station, it was already ten o'clock in the morning.
Yang Tianyou was prepared to spend a lot of money. He went to the ATM and took out 20,000 yuan. Then, he went to the Ou Yi Hotel near the county station to get a room. The three of them planned to have fun in the city for at least two to three days. It was a vacation.
Ou Yi Hotel was one of the best hotels in the county. Although it was located in the downtown area, it was a full ten stories tall. This height was nothing in the city, but in the county, it was really high.
The golden wall in the lobby was magnificent, and the receptionist was also very pretty. Although it was winter, the receptionist was only wearing a black suit with a white shirt inside. Her breasts were of a moderate size. When they checked in, Niu Wazi's eyes were shining, and his throat was pouting. This made Yang Tianyou feel ashamed. He turned his head to the side and pretended not to know her.
Room 808 was specially opened by Yang Tianyou. He had paid an extra 100 yuan for it, but he felt that it was worth it. As a businessman, he could not do anything without the word 'auspicious.'
After entering the elevator, Yang Tianyou started to scold Niu Wazi. He scolded him,""Niu Wazi, can you not be so perverted?”
"How am I perverted?" Niu Wazi was stunned.
Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and said,""Just now, your eyeballs were about to drill into that girl's shirt. Alright, I know you're a hooligan, but can you be a cultured, cultured, and cultured hooligan? Don't be so obvious, okay? It's very embarrassing for you to do this. Zhang Yanyan and I can't be embarrassed with you, right?”
Niu Wazi pursed his lips and said," Tian 'ge, don't tell me this. You're not much better. Who was swallowing his saliva just now and making the sound of gurgling? You're not embarrassing yourself. The two of us are essentially the same. Don't play word games with me. I'm not used to being so cultured. A hooligan is a hooligan. Do hooligans have to pretend to be gentlemen? If you act like this, you'll lose face as a hooligan. Are you tired?"
"Get lost!" Yang Tianyou kicked him and scolded,""Of course, hooligans are divided into different grades. People like you are definitely the lowest grade. People like me are the best among hooligans.”
"My new clothes!" Niu Wazi dodged and patted his suit, which was not sticky at all. Niu Wazi rolled his eyes at Yang Tianyou and said,""The best among the hooligans? What is that thing?"
Zhang Yanyan, who had been silent all this while, grinned and spat out two words,"Hooligan!"
"Yes, he's still a hooligan!" Niu Wazi laughed and patted Zhang Yanyan's shoulder. He praised,""I think this brother has a bright future ahead of him. His root bone is not bad. Are you interested in inheriting the glorious tradition of us hooligans?”
Puff! Yang Tianyou couldn't help but laugh." You're a nest of snakes and rats. You're not doing any better."”
"Brother Tian." Zhang Yanyan suddenly called out seriously.
Zhang Yanyan's eyes were filled with resentment, which made Yang Tianyou break out in cold sweat. He said carefully,""What's wrong?"
"Actually, I've always treated you as my idol. If you're really a nest of snakes and rats, then we're all the same.”Zhang Yanyan suddenly chuckled.
Yang Tianyou's face turned green.
Damn it, they were all bad birds!
The three of them entered the room together. Yang Tianyou had booked three rooms for everyone's convenience, but Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan still squeezed into his room. After resting for a while, Yang Tianyou couldn't help but laugh,""Niu Wazi, didn't you say that we came down to look for a prostitute? Now that we're almost done resting, let's go to the red light district and help Zhang Yanyan break his virginity.”
Zhang Yanyan's face turned red and he said somewhat embarrassedly,""There's no need to be in such a hurry, right?"
" Stop pretending!" Yang Tianyou chuckled." I can see the thirst in your eyes. I guess you can't wait either!" We're all brothers, so there's no need to pretend to be innocent. Besides, we'll call a beautiful sister for you later. I guarantee that you won't be as innocent as you are today tomorrow. Wahaha.”
"Tian 'ge, you can't see the hunger in my eyes. At most, it's just hunger. I'm really hungry. I think you're just a little impatient.”Zhang Yanyan complained in dissatisfaction.
"Damn, you still dare to talk back? Don't forget that I'm your boss.”Yang Tianyou glared at Zhang Yanyan with a cigarette in his mouth.
Niu Wazi had always been suppressed by Yang Tianyou. Now that he finally had a helper, he quickly voiced his support and laughed."What's there to be afraid of, Zhang Yanyan? I'm also a boss. You don't have to be polite to Brother Tian.”
Zhang Yanyan smiled cunningly." Brother Tian, you said it yourself. You were my boss in the brick factory. We are brothers in private. Since we are brothers, of course I won't be polite."”
"Haha, alright. You can say that. Are you going or not? We have nothing to do in the hotel now. Let's go and settle this big matter first.”Yang Tianyou felt a little ticklish, but he was a little puzzled. Didn't Little Niu usually jump the highest and shout every day that he wanted to go down to the city to find a prostitute? Why was he not in a hurry today?
Was he not as lewd as she had imagined?
Yang Tianyou would never believe it!
Others might not know what kind of person Niu Wazi was, but how could he not know?
Niu Wazi saw Yang Tianyou looking at him and couldn't help but sigh.""Brother Tian, I don't think you've been to the red light district before, right? Aren't you too naive?"
Yang Tianyou was a little confused. He said,""What do you mean? Don't keep me in suspense. Just say it. I'm curious. You've been clamoring to come and taste the wildflowers every day. Why are you so pretentious today after going down the city?”
"Who said I was being pretentious?" Niu Wazi rolled his eyes and said in amusement,""Brother Tian, have you really never been to a red light?”
Yang Tianyou's face turned red." I've never been there. What's there to be embarrassed about?"”
"It's indeed not embarrassing that you didn't go, but if you say that you're going to look for Miss now, you're too out of it.”Niu Wazi laughed.
Yang Tianyou and Zhang Yanyan shook their heads in confusion.
Niu Wazi leaned on the bed like a professor and smoked a cigarette. He said to Zhang Yanyan,""Come, Zhang Yanyan, light a cigarette for me. I'll teach you this knowledge so that you won't be a joke in the future.”
Zhang Yanyan looked at Yang Tianyou and hesitated. Yang Tianyou nodded, and Zhang Yanyan went over to help Niu Wazi light a cigarette.
Seeing that Zhang Yanyan still only listened to Yang Tianyou, Niu Wazi was a little unhappy. He cursed in his heart and took a puff of his cigarette. He slowly blew out a string of smoke rings and patiently explained,"Miss usually goes to work in the evening and afternoon. Morning is their rest time.”
"Why is this happening?" Yang Tianyou was stunned.
Zhang Yanyan also looked like an idiot and asked,""Why aren't you working in the morning?"
"Are you a pig brain?" Niu Wazi didn't know whether to laugh or cry." Miss is also a human. Don't they want to sleep?" Think about it. Usually, we men have to do serious business during the day and only go out to drink and look for prostitutes at night. Naturally, they would only go to work at night. At night, they would accompany others to have sex and not sleep in the morning? Do you think they don't need to sleep? Machine?"
Yang Tianyou and Zhang Yanyan nodded in realization.
Niu Wazi saw that his words had gained the approval of the two of them, so he started chatting. He explained more professional terms and some unspoken rules of the industry to the two of them, leaving Yang Tianyou and Zhang Yanyan stunned.
In the end, Yang Tianyou could not help but exclaim,""You really live and learn. So there are so many ways. Niu Wa, I think you often come out to look for young ladies. Otherwise, how could you be so proficient?”
"We're too outdated. What era are we in now? It's the 21st century now. It's a new era, a new atmosphere, and everything is new. It's not good to be conservative and traditional like you. You have to keep up with the pace of the times, hehe.”Niu Wazi grinned.
The conversation lasted until 11 pm. The three of them did not have breakfast and were a little hungry now. They went to a hotel to have a meal. Yang Tianyou paid the bill reluctantly. It seemed that Yong 'an was more expensive than the county town, but it was not true. If they went to a star-rated restaurant like this, it would also be expensive.
Since he couldn't find a prostitute, Niu Wazi suggested going to a video store to see if he could find a few new movies. The so-called new movies were of course " kung fu movies ", and the so-called kung fu naturally referred to kung fu in bed.
It was just that he wouldn't know if he didn't look for it, and he was shocked when he looked for it.
There weren't many video stores left nowadays. After searching for a long time, they finally found a small video store that was only about ten square meters in size. There was a computer at the door of the store, and a young girl in her twenties was sitting there watching a movie. This girl was quite good-looking, probably around 26 or 27 years old. She was probably newly married.
The walls on both sides of the store were filled with VCD and DVs, and almost all of them were records. On the ground, there were three large cardboard boxes, neatly stacked with hundreds of movie discs. These were all highly compressed versions, and each disc contained dozens of movies. The price was marked on the outside of the cardboard box, eight yuan per disc.
There weren't many customers in the shop, but the streets outside were bustling with people. Seeing Yang Tianyou and the other two enter, the little girl only looked up at Yang Tianyou and smiled. She then continued to watch her movie, while Yang Tianyou brought Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan into the shop to look for a movie.
They first looked at the two walls and saw that they were all songs. Of course, this was not the kind that the three of them needed. The lady boss suddenly said,"What disc do you want to buy?"
"Movies." Yang Tianyou quickly smiled.
"Oh, a single disc or a highly compressed version?”the girl asked with a smile.
Yang Tianyou added,"I want a highly-compressed one. I want one that looks good."”
The girl didn't seem to understand the meaning behind Yang Tianyou's words. She just smiled and pointed at the three cardboard boxes on the ground. Then, she continued watching the movie and ignored him.
Yang Tianyou really wanted to tell the girl that he wanted to buy some erotic films, but he wasn't that shameless. He could only fantasize a little in his heart and fiercely glance at the girl's bulging chest. Then, he squatted down and slowly searched with Niu Wazi and Zhang Yanyan.
There were so many videos. Unfortunately, Yang Tianyou couldn't find the one he was looking for. Niu Wazi was also a little disappointed. The two of them looked at each other and smiled bitterly. They didn't expect Zhang Yanyan to suddenly shout.
"Ah, Tian 'ge, look, is it this kind? I found it, I found it!”
Zhang Yanyan danced a disc in his hand and cheered. He had probably entered a state where he had forgotten everything. He did not realize how shocking such shouts were in such an environment.
Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi could clearly see that the disc in his hand was a third-rate film. The scene was extremely alluring and made their blood boil!
Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi's faces turned green as they groaned in their hearts.
Brother, isn't it just a disc? Is it that exaggerated? If I didn't know, I would have thought that you won five million!
Zhang Yanyan seemed to have come back to his senses. When he saw the girl at the door looking over with a red face, he immediately turned around and squatted down to continue picking dishes, acting as if it had nothing to do with him.
Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi felt that they had been completely humiliated by Zhang Yanyan. They smiled embarrassedly and squatted down again.
Fortunately, the girl only glanced at them and quickly turned her head back. However, she was obviously very embarrassed.
Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and took the disc from Zhang Yanyan's hands. He looked at it and said,""This one doesn't seem exciting enough. I think we already have one at home.”
Niu Wazi also nodded and said gloomily," This is such an old film. It's almost obsolete, yet it's still selling it. F * ck!"”
"Quality, quality, what quality!”Yang Tianyou laughed dryly.
Niu Wazi grinned." What kind of quality is this? But Tian 'ge, do you think this lady boss looks like the tender lady we saw last time?"”
Yang Tianyou was sweating profusely.'What the f * ck? Young lady? Motherf * cker? What a seductive title. I'm starting to feel a little aroused.'
"Like your head!" Yang Tianyou cursed. Then, he turned to Zhang Yanyan and said seriously,""Zhang Yanyan, take this plate and ask the lady boss if there's anything more exciting than this?”
"Tian 'ge, don't harm me. How can I ask such a question? What if she slaps me?”Zhang Yanyan shook his head.
Yang Tianyou said seriously," F * ck you! You ask this when you buy a plate? You idiot! Do you think everyone in this world is as innocent as you?" Hurry up and go. We're all here. If she dares to scold you, just say that I asked you to ask.”
"That's not good!" Zhang Yanyan said bitterly.
Yang Tianyou glared at him and said," I'll pay for your expenses in the city. I'll pay for your accommodation, food, and entertainment at night. If you can't even do such a small thing, I'll deduct the money from your salary later. Also, you'll have to take leave for the next few days. You have to tell your uncle that you came to the city to find a prostitute."”
Damn, Yang Tianyou wasn't loyal at all. He was threatening and enticing them. He was just short of punishment.
Niu Wazi also tried to persuade Zhang Yanyan. Zhang Yanyan had no choice but to take the plate and walk slowly to the girl. Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi followed behind.
"Lady Boss, is there anything better looking than this?”Zhang Yanyan finally asked in a low voice.
The girl raised her head, her almond-shaped eyes wide open as she cursed,"Hooligan, no, scram!"
Zhang Yanyan's face turned red. He turned around, ready to betray Yang Tianyou. However, he realized that there was no one behind him. Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi had already dashed out of the door and were standing on the street, grinning.
Zhang Yanyan threw down the disc and ran out of the shop. Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi ran in front while Zhang Yanyan chased after them. He shouted,""Brother Tian, Brother Bull, you're not human!”
Not human?
The passersby stopped.
Who wasn't human?
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