There were three types of people imprisoned in Anqing Prison. The first type stole state secrets; The second type was women who committed crimes and offended their superiors. The third type was women who swindled and deceived the police. (w/w/w.shoulda8.c/o/m Hand, hit. It updates super fast)
If one were to say that the three types of people were the most abominable, ten out of ten would say that those who stole chickens and dogs and committed crimes were the most abominable. However, this was not the case. It could be seen from the difference in their treatment.
Xu Yanshi smacked his lips as he watched his cellmates in Area A eat three dishes and one soup. He looked at the two buns and half of the sweet potato in his bowl and gritted his teeth. Of course, he looked at the buns and a quarter of the sweet potato in his roommates 'bowls and smiled with satisfaction.
Of course, he had to compare others to death, not himself! Xu Yanshi had always comforted himself like this.
"Hey, Big Stone, I heard that the people in the prison are preparing for a riot! Maybe we can take the opportunity to get out!”An old man walked over with a solemn face. He spoke in a logical manner. No one could tell that this guy had been lying for 30 years, and the time he spent in prison was even shorter than Xu Yanshi. Moreover, the military uniform and epaulets that he was locked in almost blinded everyone's eyes. Of course, the only one who was not fooled by the appearance was Xu Yanshi.
Of course, those who entered Area C were all scammers. This bastard had cheated and cheated many times. He had been squeezed out of a lot of money by the police, but there was still 300,000 yuan in his passbook that had not been touched!
Of course, Xu Yanshi wouldn't touch the money. It was his dowry for his wife.
"Is that so? That was great! Where did you plan it? Did the people in Area A steal the key, or did the people in Area B sleep with the police's wife, or did someone in Area C blow the head of the country over?”Xu Yanshi said as he broke off a piece of sweet potato. Out of the fourteen people in the prison, he was the only one who was so extravagant. He could eat sweet potatoes for free, but not steamed buns.
"Heh, you don't know about this, brother! The reason why our Anqing Prison is located in the capital, under the Imperial City Root, is because apart from the current three districts, there is also a District D!”The old man stroked his beard that only had a single digit left and looked at Xu Yanshi with a smug expression.
"Area D?" Everyone was stunned by the old man's words. They took a deep breath and held their breath. Then…
"Hahahaha! Old man, you're already here and you're still trying to fool me! I was a wily old fox back then. You're done for!”A middle-aged man with a pointed mouth and ape-like cheeks, who bared his yellow teeth and claimed to be a Taoist priest of Mao Mountain, laughed until he was out of breath.
"Great Immortal Bai is right. You old brat, don't fool us. Do you need me to tell you what crime the people in District D have committed?”Beside the middle-aged man was a man who weighed at least 200 pounds. Xu Yanshi had been curious about one thing since he came in. Why did this guy not lose weight at all even though he ate sweet potatoes every day? Instead, he was showing signs of gaining weight.
"Stone, say something. You're the only one here who's inexperienced. All of us twelve brothers came earlier than you. Now, I'm appointing you to teach this old man a lesson.”Behind him, a young man who was slightly older than Xu Yanshi but was the third to enter said with a smile. Xu Yanshi found this person more pleasing to the eye. Although this guy had swindled 200 million yuan, it was all used to fund the disaster area. When the police caught him, this bastard wouldn't even be able to eat sweet potatoes.
Of course, under the violent machine led by Xu Yanshi, the whole story was revealed. It turned out that this kid who was not much older than Xu Yanshi was called Zhou Jie. He swindled many entrepreneurs and used 200 million yuan to buy welfare lottery tickets. It was rare that this guy's luck was extremely bad. He almost threw his underwear into the lottery. When Xu Yanshi laughed at him, this kid even said righteously,"Brother is betting on the welfare lottery! Welfare, lottery! Understand? You bunch of low-level people!"
No one had any interest in this brat's self-comforting explanation, so they just laughed at it.
"Hey, hey, hey! Be serious, I'm not joking with you this time! Big Stone, do you trust your brother?" The old man still had a solemn expression on his face. This guy had always been so serious since he came in, no matter if he was telling the truth or lying. Even the prison guards did not like him./. Shouda8/.com sent
"Aiya, what are you talking about, brother? I don't believe anyone but you!”Xu Yanshi chuckled. Although he had been playing the role of a peacemaker, in the end, everyone was still the most afraid of him. Just because someone stole half a sweet potato from him, he snatched everyone's food, stomped on it, and threw it into the toilet. Then, he hid in a corner and waited to be beaten. This ruthlessness was not something that ordinary people had.
"Brother, my parents gave birth to me, and Big Stone knows me! Whether they believe it or not, I'll tell you this secret. When we go out, we'll form a military region and be the leaders of the military. Look, do I look like the old **?”The old man chuckled, then straightened his back and asked Xu Yanshi.
"Yes! They look especially alike!" Xu Yanshi laughed. Since he was bored in prison, he might as well play with these people.
He didn't know why Xu Yanshi was arrested. He had always done his scams cleanly. Occasionally, he would dig a grave and bury it neatly as if he was repairing a grave. However, the place where he was arrested made this bastard very puzzled. It was actually in front of the grave. He had to make this scammer who made a living depressed.
Xu Yanshi had thought about it for a long time in prison. The most likely reason was that he had broken the rules of the tomb raiding ancestor and did not steal everything inside. After looting the gold and silver jewelry, he ran back. Although he saw a book on the way, his intuition told him that the book was definitely not valuable, so he did not pick it up. Whoever thought of it would be caught.
Because of this matter, Xu Yanshi still felt a little knot in his heart. He secretly swore that he would bring that book out after half a year. He never believed that his luck was bad. He would definitely blame himself for breaking the rules!
"Brother, let's talk over here!”Seeing Xu Yanshi's eyes full of stars, the old man felt relieved. He laughed and pulled him to sit at the side. The two of them were like gays whispering to each other. The remaining twelve people did not even look at each other. They obviously knew that this old man would definitely not hold back his fart in the end.
"Area D is mainly made up of high-ranking officials who know some state secrets. I heard that many of them are quite capable. The entire Area C is not even enough to fill the gaps between their teeth!”The old man said mysteriously.
Of course, Xu Yanshi had nothing to say about this. There were only fourteen people in Area C. No matter how they grouped up, a group of old, weak, sick, and disabled people could not defeat a two-meter-tall man.
Area C was considered unique in Anqing Prison. For example, Area A was divided into 12 areas, from A1 to A12. It sounded silly, but it was very convenient to manage. Area B had one more area than Area A, so there were 13 areas in total. Only Area C was not divided because there were only 14 of them.
"Did you hear the sound of chains at night?”The old man suddenly changed his previous solemn expression and asked Xu Yanshi with a terrifying old face because he saw this bastard's skeptical expression and was ready to give him a strong dose of medicine.
"I heard it. It's very small, but you know that I've had six limbs since I was young. The sound of the gun rubbing against each other could be heard!”Xu Yanshi said with a serious expression, causing the old man's mouth to twitch. He muttered something in a low voice.
"The chains came from that place. Moreover, I heard that they are preparing to break out of prison tonight!”The old man suddenly stood up after he finished speaking. He mimicked the background music from a foreign prison break and danced as he spoke."Ah…ah…jump, jump, jump…"
With a whoosh, a shoe flew out of nowhere and hit the prison bars. Then, a loud shout was heard."Which bastard is disobedient? I don't want to eat dinner tonight!”
Auntie Cai, don't!
When people were busy, they would feel that time flew by. But when they were idle, they would feel that time was moving slower than a snail. It was just like a person who was doing a piston-type exercise in bed. He always felt that time flew by and even doubted his own ability. It was also like a person who was waiting to do a piston-type exercise. It felt like a year had passed!
Time was like this. It would become faster and slower when it was still and moving. This phenomenon was called the 'piston-like theorem' by Xu Yanshi. Of course, in Anqing Prison, the group of bastards in Area C would feel like years every day. For example, now, six people were playing with ants on the ground, four were sleeping, two were hitting their palms, and the remaining two were sitting on the ground snoring, which was called training. The other was Xu Yanshi, who had a blade of grass in his mouth and his eyes were like a squid.
It wasn't that Xu Yanshi was unsociable, but he had just returned from a vacation, so he really couldn't sleep. Another thing was that he had a stomachache. Speaking of which, Xu Yanshi still felt that the people he lived with were not normal people. At least they had an iron-like stomach. They ate sweet potatoes every day, but they were fine.
"Brother Zhou, Brother Zhou, I can't help but want a big one. Can you take me to the toilet?”Not only was the food in Area C prison simple, but even the living conditions were extremely simple. There was only one urinal in the toilet, and one had to ask their superiors for permission to defecate. If their superiors were not around, they would hold it in.
Of course, there were two sides to the story. At least, the people in Area C had not had any conflicts over the toilet cleaning problem.
"Why do you poop at this hour every day? Are you a big sh * t?" Brother Zhou opened the door with a laugh and did not bother with Xu Yanshi. Although the two of them were police and bandits, they felt like close friends. When they talked, they were like the same people. Men were never gossipy.
"Brother Zhou, look at what you're saying. Recently, I feel like I'm about to ascend in broad daylight. I have to expel the residue in my body as soon as possible, or else I might die!”Xu Yanshi said seriously. Then, he blinked and walked towards the door.
"This brat!" The prison guard chuckled and continued to read the comic book in his hand.
Xu Yanshi walked with ease. In the past half a year in prison, he could say that there were a few toilets in the prison. He knew which toilet often had no toilet paper and which toilet often had cleaning staff. He walked straight to the leftmost side of the passage and continued to turn right. Then, a 'magnificent' toilet appeared in front of him.
Xu Yanshi had looked for this toilet for a long time. Later, he found out that it was only used when the leader came to inspect. Even the toilet inside was a high-class toilet. How could it be compared to the toilets outside that smelled bad when squatting?
Hearing the sound of water in the toilet, Xu Yanshi was slightly stunned. After all, very few people used this toilet. Could it be that there was someone else who was so bold besides him?
Xu Yanshi stood at the door and didn't go in. He was afraid of causing trouble for Brother Zhou, but in the next second, his frown suddenly spread.
"Hey, Auntie Cai, how are you?" Xu Yanshi looked at the beautiful figure and said with a smile.
It could be said that Xu Yanshi's imprisonment had the most direct relationship with this woman. After all, the first thing he saw when he came out of the grave was this woman, and at the same time, a pair of shiny handcuffs appeared.
"Why is it you? How did you get here!" Cai Yaxuan frowned. To be honest, she had taken good care of Xu Yanshi in the beginning, but she didn't know what kind of stimulation he had received. He had changed from Sister Cai to Aunt Cai, which made Cai Yaxuan extremely angry.
She looked at herself in the mirror. Although the police uniform covered most of her body, her voluptuous breasts were not as explosive as those of the female celebrities on television, but they were definitely 34C. Coupled with her tall figure and slender waist, anyone could vaguely see that she would have a beautiful figure under the police uniform.
She was still very confident in her figure. Although she was already 28 years old this year, which was already past the prime of her life for a woman, it was fortunate that she was not tired from work. Other than occasionally catching someone, she could freely allocate most of her time. Her delicate skin was not inferior to a ten-year-old girl.
Looking at Cai Yaxuan's angry expression, Xu Yanshi laughed secretly in his heart. Suddenly, his eyes focused, and a trace of mist appeared in his clear eyes. He made a praying gesture with both hands and said,"Auntie Cai, we haven't seen each other for half a year. Can you let me see the color of your underwear again?”
"Get lost! I didn't even let you see it half a year ago!" Cai Yaxuan cursed loudly, then immediately rushed over and gave Xu Yanshi a violent slap. Xu Yanshi took the opportunity to fall to the ground with a bang, motionless...
"You're doing this again. What else can you do other than pretending to be dead? You're the only one in Anqing who dares to extort the police. Get up! Otherwise, I won't let you off!" Cai Yaxuan was so angry that she stomped her feet. She had lost count of how many times this had happened. Xu Yanshi would always provoke her, and after being hit, he would lie on the ground motionless. He only got up after Brother Zhou and the other prison guards arrived.
Seeing that Xu Yanshi still did not move, Cai Yaxuan said fiercely,"Didn't you say you wouldn't get up? Watch how I punish you!"
Xu Yanshi, who was pretending to be asleep, didn't listen to these words at all. He was definitely not someone a girl like her could cure.
Tearing his face, pulling his ears, and even pouring cold water on him were all common occurrences for Xu Yanshi. He would feel that something was missing if he did not get hit at some point.
Squinting his eyes, Xu Yanshi peeked at Cai Yaxuan who was untying his belt and was stunned. What is this woman doing? Is she missing me? When he thought of Cai Yaxuan's usual methods, this cold thought suddenly flashed across his mind, and then he quickly dismissed it from the bottom of his heart.
Cai Yaxuan was wearing a police skirt. Girls, especially those who were very proud and satisfied with themselves, liked to dress themselves up like a beacon in the dark. Wherever they went, they would chase after a large number of people, and the police skirt was definitely one of her necessities.
Of course, there was still a black base underneath the police skirt. On the one hand, it was to show off his long legs, and on the other hand, it was to prevent Xu Yanshi, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, from peeping from below.
"Let me tell you, it's not too late to regret it now! Be careful not to lose control of yourself!”Cai Yaxuan took off his belt and waved it in the air twice. It immediately made a popping sound, and his handsome face was flushed.
In the face of Cai Yaxuan's coercion and temptation, Xu Yanshi still remained unchanged. He lay on the ground motionless, but his eyes were fixed on Cai Yaxuan's abdomen.
The upper body of the police uniform was relatively loose, so the belt looked valiant and heroic. Now that Cai Yaxuan had taken off the belt, he naturally saw something he should not have seen.
Through the blue police uniform, Xu Yanshi swallowed his saliva without a trace. From his angle, he could see the other party's fair skin and flat abdomen. He could even vaguely see a purple bra above!
"F * ck! This was called using soft tactics!”Xu Yanshi thought to himself. His eyes narrowed into a thin line, and his fingers moved unconsciously, as if waiting for Cai Yaxuan's next move.
"Still not saying anything! Today, I'll teach you how to be a new person and change your appearance!”Cai Yaxuan emphasized the word " head " in her words, causing Xu Yanshi, who was playing dead on the ground, to shiver. Seeing this scene, the corners of her mouth unconsciously curled into a devilish smile. Her beautiful face was pale and pink, looking particularly attractive. She raised the belt in her hand and slapped Xu Yanshi. The strength was neither painful nor itchy, and the position was right. It went straight for Xu Yanshi's second brother.
"Auntie Cai, don't!" Xu Yanshi shouted and stood up with a whoosh. His tender face was full of fear, and his hands were tightly hugging his shirt, as if Cai Yaxuan was going to molest him.
The author is a certain god from Qidian. He will be coming to Zongheng in a few days. Today, I will help him warm up. The update is a little late, so I will continue writing after 12 o'clock. I will update 8 chapters in a row. If there is one less chapter, you will cut me small. I will keep my word.
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