No Justice
Things in the world are destined to be unfair. The seven men who were beaten up were tirelessly cleaning the paint on the house. They were miserable, but the perpetrator was in a warm blanket, hugging a beautiful woman. It was really enviable.
The seven burly men were cold and tired, but they could not stop for a moment. There was no justice!
Ximen Lang, who was lying in the blanket, was very satisfied. He pinched the soft thing in his hand and whispered in Keelisa's ear,""Why is your thing so big? I can't even hold it with one hand.”
Cherry had never experienced such a moment. She felt like her body was melting. Her face was red like a hot iron. She whispered,"Annoying."
Ximen Lang savored it carefully and felt that the round dot in his palm was becoming more and more prominent. He laughed in his heart. Little girl, your reaction is quite strong!
"Hurry up and say it. Otherwise, I won't be polite to you.”
"Tsk, so what if I'm not polite?”
"I can do this." Ximen Lang's other hand reached for Cherry's waist and slithered down her flat belly like a snake.
"Ah, no." Cherry let out a low cry and quickly pressed down on the evil wolf claw, stopping it from moving any further.
Ximen Lang smiled evilly and said,"Then tell me the answer to the question just now. If you tell me, I'll let you go."”
Afraid that the prodigal son would do something rude again, she said in a low voice,"Alright, as long as your hands don't move, I'll tell you.”
"Alright then, I'll answer your call.”
"I think…it's hereditary. My mother's is especially big."”
F * ck, no wonder when he looked over just now, he found that his mother-in-law was very rough and her scale was quite extraordinary. It turned out that she was really very big. If…
A certain someone actually had a shameless thought in his heart. He hurriedly stopped there and warned himself in his heart,'You're a human, not a four-legged beast with a tail behind it. Don't think that way.'
"Ximen, do you like big ones?" Keelisa asked in a low voice.
"Of course, most men like someone like you.”Ximen Lang began to play with his hands again.
"As long as you like it," said Cherry shyly.”
"By the way, Qilisa, tell me something interesting about you when you were young.”
"It's nothing. I'm just a very ordinary child. I don't have so many interesting things to tell you.”
"Just say one, hurry up." Ximen Lang demanded.
" Well, I'll tell you a joke I made when I was bathing with my mother when I was a child.”
Ximen Lang's heart skipped a beat. The joke of showering with his future mother-in-law must be awesome! "Tell me about it quickly," he said impatiently.”
"It's nothing," said Cherry in a low voice."It's just that I wasn't sensible when I was young." I remember that when I was just starting to remember, I was bathing with my mother. Suddenly, I felt that it was very strange. I asked,'Mom, why does Dad's beard grow on the top?'(3), but Mom's beard grows on the bottom…'"
I'll spit!
Ximen Lang couldn't help but laugh out loud. He was so happy that he couldn't catch his breath. The seven burly men who were focused on their work couldn't help but turn their heads to look. They were secretly wondering what was wrong with this guy. Could he be possessed?
"Haha, Cherry, you're so funny. Your beard is really something…"
Cherry blushed. She pinched his leg and said,"Annoying, I already said that I was insensible when I was young, yet you still make fun of me?”
Ximen Lang grimaced in pain and begged for mercy." Aiyo, Qilisha, let go. I was wrong. I won't smile anymore…"
"Hmph, let's see if you still dare to laugh at me?”Only then did Cherry stop what she was doing. Her pretty face looked like she wanted to vent her anger.
Ximen Lang sucked in a breath of cold air. This girl is really ruthless. When I settle her in the future, if she hurts, she will pinch me like a crab!
As he was thinking about this, he noticed the seven guys secretly looking over and scolded,"What are you looking at? Hurry up and get to work.”
Londike's injured foot was like a frightened bird. After hearing this sound, he was so frightened that he staggered and fell to the ground. He could not help but cry out in pain, but he struggled to stand up in a hurry and continued cleaning.
The other six people were also extremely frightened. They no longer dared to sneak a peek at the scenery. They continued to wipe the walls bitterly, not afraid of fatigue.
Seeing that they had been frightened, Ximen Lang rolled his eyes and whispered into her ear,""Does your mother have a beard?"
"Yes, quite a lot." Keelisa answered casually before she could react. Only then did she realize that it was inappropriate. She punched him angrily and said,"You're so bad. I'm ignoring you."
Ximen Lang thought to himself," If that's the case, it must be very exuberant. Sigh, how did this girl react? Otherwise, I would like to know what color it is!"
He giggled." Don't be angry. I was just joking with you.”
"Wicked, are you allowed to joke like this?”
Ximen Lang hugged her affectionately and said gently,""Alright, don't be angry. I'll tell you one too. It's something from when I was young, and it's also related to bathing.”
" Is that so?" Cherry asked with interest." Tell me, did you peek at the woman in the shower?"”
Damn, how did you know?
With her reminder, Ximen Lang remembered the time when he was eight years old. He peeked at many palace maids bathing, and after being caught red-handed, he shamelessly asked to take a bath with them. He felt ashamed.
However, he would never admit to such a demeaning past. He smiled and said,"You're purely slandering me. How could a pure and innocent young man like me do such a dirty thing?”
"Tsk, are you very pure? Why didn't I notice?”The other party questioned.
Ximen Lang laughed dryly and said," Of course. I'm as pure as a piece of white paper. I'm flawless."”
"Hmph, I'm afraid it's already been filled with messy words, right?”Cherry didn't give him any face.
This girl's eyes were really sharp!
Ximen Lang sighed in his heart, but he defended himself,""No, I'm still an innocent young man, okay?”
" Who are you trying to fool?" Keelisa snorted." Look at your skillful movements. You don't look like an innocent young man at all. You're more like an old hand. Stop quibbling, okay?"”
Ximen Lang smiled awkwardly." This question is too profound. We can't finish discussing it in a short time. Let's continue to study it another day." I'll tell you about my childhood first.”
"Alright, then tell me quickly."
"Alright, listen up. When I was young, I took a shower with my father. The floor in the bathroom was slippery. I staggered and almost fell. My hands grabbed in the air and happened to grab my father's hand, so I didn't fall. Dad said that it was fortunate that you were showering with me today. If you had come with your mother, you would have fallen badly!”
"Aiya, you're really shameless. What can you say?”Cherry blushed and covered her mouth with her hands. She thought,"We were quite interesting when we were young!"
"What's wrong with that? It's my real experience. What's there to say?”
Ximen Lang's lips curled into a smile. He thought to himself,'Now that I think about it, it was because my father practiced the Dragon Sun Technique that he was able to let me grab him without getting hurt. Otherwise, that cucumber would have been plucked off by me!'
5 breaths in total
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