In a dark room, a heartless man was smoking a cigarette and watching Naruto as he cursed fiercely,""Damn it, Kishimoto went on strike again." After saying that, he began to destroy the computer inhumanely.
All of a sudden, a bolt of lightning appeared out of nowhere and struck the protagonist with a " Five-Blow-Thunderstruck ", causing the tragic protagonist to close his eyes forever. The main character of this tragedy was called Lin Tianqi. He was a freshman at XXX City, XXX Province, XXX Noble School. He was very good-looking. During his time at school, he often harassed young girls because of his looks and grades. His form teacher was often the target of complaints from young girls, but his form teacher was helpless. If you were harassed by him, complain to me. If I was harassed by him, who should I complain to? As the most beautiful class teacher in XXX elite school, she had been teased by our tragic protagonist many times. It was really a sin! There were a few times when our tragic protagonist almost made our noble beauty director lose control and give herself to her! It could be said that his cultivation was profound! But revolution is good for success, comrades need to work hard
Our main character likes pretty girls the most. Second, he liked blockbusters! As for what blockbusters everyone knows, I won't say it ~ Third, I like to fight! However, there was one thing that was worthy of praise! The fourth point was that he liked his motherland! However, he had recently learned about the long manga, Naruto, from somewhere! Furthermore, he was tragically conquered by our Lord Kishimoto with his manga! All he did was squat in front of his computer and wait for updates! Because her results were ranked in the top 10 of the same grade in the school, the teachers had nothing to say! She could only hope that he would turn over a new leaf soon! But in the past week, Lord Kishimoto's 'good friend's period' came, so he went on vacation and didn't have time to update! As a result, this tragic scene appeared. Little white flowers float.)
The next day, the uncles and aunties in our dedicated news broadcast reported,""In recent years, too many people with annual salaries love to pretend to be 13, and they pretend to be too much! Just the day before, a young man named Lin XXX went online to watch Naruto at XXX City XXX School XX in XXX Province. However, because our Lord Kishimoto went to watch 'visiting relatives' for a week, he did not have time to update our Lin XXX watched Fashion 13 and did something that no one could do to an innocent computer. The impact was quite serious. He committed a heinous crime and made people's hair stand on end! In the end, his heart was pierced by lightning! The S was thoroughly hacked! Therefore, it was better for them to keep a low profile! Don't pretend, because you'll be struck by lightning!”
at the same time
"Hey, where is this place? Why was it so dark! It couldn't be the "hell" that Chu Ah mentioned, right? No way! 555... I didn't say anything when I saved money! He was just angry that Kishimoto didn't update his novel, so he destroyed his computer. He didn't need to go to " hell "! Could this be 'heaven'? No way! What kind of nonsense was 'heaven'? "Our so-and-so is thinking tragically in his heart
Three months later, he was stunned. Why did it move!" "Wait! Why is there light! Yeah, I'll crawl…I crawl... I'm crawling! Hahahaha, the handsome Lin Tianqi was reborn! Ah! A feeling of rebirth welled up in her heart. Here I come, beauty! I'm here for the bright future!" (Author: "I don't want to say anything else. You're too shameless! You were reborn!" Lin XX:
Now, let's meet our responsible parents! In a room in the hospital, she cried out,"Ah ~ Ah…" Aaaaaaah! It hurts! I'm not giving birth! I'm not giving birth!" (Author: "This is an eye-opener for me! Is it up to you to have children? If she said she wouldn't give birth, she wouldn't! This is my territory, and I'll make the decision to continue living!”"Ah…" Author, you're shameless!" Author: "If you scold me again, I'll give you a difficult labor! I'll let you give birth for another eight to ten years!" "You win!" Lord author, I don't dare to do this anymore. Please spare me!”Author: "Now you're obedient.")"Madam, do your best! It was coming out! It was coming out! Keep up the good work!" "Ahhh Ah, it hurts!" "Wahhh!" After a few minutes, a cry of 'happiness' was heard. The handsome Lin XX was born!
After crying for a while, she said,"Keimi! Keimi! The child! Where's my child?" The father of a tragic protagonist who had just gotten a 'dragon child' had made his debut! "Eh? Where was this place? Hmm? Who was he? It's not your fault that you're so handsome! But you're so f * cking handsome, and you still appear in front of me. Isn't this heart-warming fire? Be careful or I'll tear your face apart!" The protagonist of the tragedy thought angrily (Author: "I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen someone as shameless as you! I've seen narrow-minded people, but I've never seen you so narrow-minded! From this, it can be seen how petty our protagonist is! We should stay away from petty boys!”"Get as far away as you can!" Lin XX protested. Don't appear in front of me! I'll kill you with a brick! Didn't you shape my image? You have the cheek to talk about me?)
"Ren ~ Look at how cute our baby is! Give it a name!" A beautiful young woman with a motherly aura said happily to the handsome man and his wife. "So this guy is my dad!”Our protagonist is sucking milk, she thought to herself as she glanced at the handsome man who had just appeared. "Well, I'm so handsome that our son will definitely be very handsome in the future. Of course, he won't be as handsome as me. No matter what, he was still a handsome guy called Uchiha Apocalypse! Let's go!" Our protagonist's father said narcissistically.
" Pfft!" Our Lin XX, oh no, should be called Uchiha Apocalypse now! That's right!
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