Bitch and whatnot...
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"Dear comrades and friends, good morning. Welcome to today's program on time. 30 points. I am the host of the program, Makoto Ito. I will be reporting to you today…"
"I am Saigonji…the world!!”
"Stop..." On the podium, a glittering loli shouted angrily. Loli pointed at the young man in the last row who looked like a news anchor and said,"Hun Dan! Who was the shining loli, pervert?。。Also, what's with your speech that sounded like a news broadcast?”He then pointed at the helpless girl beside the young man and said,"Also, Sawonji, don't cooperate with him. Also, remember that it's class time now.。。”
"Today is April 1st. The main content of today's program is…"
"Hun Dan! Are you ignoring me?" Looking at the young man who didn't care about himself and was still speaking confidently, Loli shouted angrily,
"Hmm? World, do you hear anyone talking?”The young man, who seemed to have finally woken up, asked the young girl beside him in a daze.。
"Hun Dan! It's me! I'm right here... Turn your dog eyes around...。”Loli looked like she was about to cry when she saw the young man's confused expression.。。
Looking at the playful Ito Makoto, Sawonji World covered his face and said,""Um... You should look ahead…"
The young man obediently looked at the 'front' and said," What happened in front? Very good!"
Whoosh! A piece of chalk flew over. The young man elegantly stretched out his left hand and the chalk hit the young man's head.。。
The youth who was hit covered his head and roared angrily,""Wu…Soul Light! Who is the one who ambushed me…You don't want to work anymore?"
Young man ~~~ I really don't know what to say about you!! Even so, you still have to ignore the angry loli.。。I can only say that you won…
Looking at Loli, who had been ignored by him, tears instantly flowed out like a broken line. She kept shouting,"Soul Ito, I will definitely kill you.。。”
Looking at the crying loli, Saiwonji World felt a little guilty. He nudged Makoto Ito with his hand and said,""Hey ~~ Hun Dan! You've gone too far!"
Everyone who was originally watching the show also looked at Makoto Ito, their eyes seemingly saying,"
It's all your fault. You made the teacher cry.。。
Hurry up and comfort her!
What a soul!
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Looking at Loli who immediately started crying, the young man scratched his head speechlessly."Ah ah ~ The ancients never lied to me!! Women are all made of water!"
He walked to the podium and picked up Loli. He looked like he was coaxing a child and said,"Oh, oh ~ Don't cry ~ It's all my fault ~ Come ~ Have a lollipop!!!”As he spoke, he took out a lollipop from somewhere (Are you Doraemon?），He gently placed it into Loli's mouth.。
Loli finally calmed down. She ate her lollipop and said with a red face,"Hmph, don't think that a lollipop can get rid of me.。。”Hey, hey, hey! Since you can't get rid of him, why are you eating?。
Everyone looked at Loli, who had quieted down, and secretly gave Ito a thumbs up.""This works too!" "Awesome!"
As for our protagonist, he raised his head and returned to his seat with a victorious look.。
Sawonji World looked at Makoto Ito's disgusted expression and felt an inexplicable anger in his heart.。This guy really deserved a beating!
After that, our protagonist did not continue to cause trouble. Instead, he fell asleep quietly. When everyone saw this scene, they gritted their teeth and thought,
This soul!
Kill him!
Ah! Who asked him to have such high scores? Even in his sleep, he could still get full marks. Facing this monster-level soul, the whole class felt angry and amused.。Well…He was not like those arrogant top students. Instead, he gave off the feeling that he could get along with others. It was also thanks to him that the class was so lively.。
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Dang ~~ Dang ~~
As the bell rang, the students 'tense nerves relaxed.。。
Then, the class monitor stood up.!”The students had just stood up, but with a faint voice, the whole class fell.。。
"I can't eat anymore..."
Seeing this scene, Loli had a bad feeling in her heart. She didn't care if class was over or not. She picked up a thick textbook and slipped out.。Escaping this troublesome place... Loli ~~~ You're a real man who runs away like this?
" Yi Teng Cheng!!!"
Everyone looked angrily at the sleeping youth. As if sensing everyone's gaze, the youth raised his head and looked around blankly. He said something that made everyone want to die. The youth rubbed his head in embarrassment and said,"Don't look at me like that! I'll be embarrassed!"
What the f * ck! What a scam! Everyone cried as they looked at Makoto Ito." If you're shy, you'll be embarrassed unless the sky collapses!"!!”
"Actually, I'm not as powerful as you think. You've overestimated me.。。Although I'm very happy, I'm so tall and unattainable in your hearts, so…"
"Stop…Soul Faint! How much longer are you going to be narcissistic?？”
"But, I'm sorry…You guys really overestimate me…"
"Hun Dan! Listen to what he's saying!"
" Students, I know, I know, your admiration for me is like…"
To our self-satisfied protagonist, a voice interrupted his affectionate speech. With a bang, a male student fell to the ground and looked at the crowd with a pale face."I've seen cheap ones, but I've never seen such a cheap one!! They had seen shameless people, but they had never seen such shameless people!! My life is over!" After saying that, he stopped moving.
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Seeing this scene, the main character of the drama was also speechless.。This was too fake…
It was as if there would be a second one after the first one. With a bang, another person fell. A male student beside that person shouted in grief and indignation,"A Honda! What's wrong with you? Don't leave me!"
"Hmm? Was this the legendary gay friend?!”
"It's really passionate!”
"My titanium dog eyes were shot out and blinded!!”
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Listening to the discussion, the male student named Honda's face turned red and white. However, since it was an act, he had to be on point. He said angrily,"I knew that I didn't have much time left, but I didn't expect to die like this.。。I can't accept this! I can't accept this!"
He also tilted his head and fell down.
Bang! Another person fell, but this time, it was Gui Yanye from Class 4 who fell. Gui Yanye also looked at the ceiling with a pale face and said,"I…I haven't had a boyfriend yet.。The earth…This is the temper of that fairy sister. Why did she let me hear this?。。I'm determined not to walk here... Ah!"
The sound of clapping suddenly rang out. Hearing the applause, everyone followed suit, but they did not know who was the leader of the applause.。。
At this moment, the person who started this incident stood up while clapping. Everyone also realized that they had just been led away by this soul.。
The young man stood up with a professional smile.。Looking at this smile, everyone instantly had a bad feeling.。。
"Aiya! Next, I would like to thank the three students for bringing us an exciting performance. Everyone, those who have money, please support us. Those who don't have money... hmph!!!”
It was obvious that everyone's premonition was right.! Don't say half and keep half! Soul Faded!
Everyone looked at Yiteng's professional smile and knew that they had been scammed again. They were unwilling to hand over the money in their hands.。。
After the money was collected, the young man gave three portions to the two male students and Gui Yanye.。。
"Thank you for your friendship!! On behalf of the Japanese government, I would like to express my heartfelt gratitude to you. The government needs talents like you.。”
"Actually…what I wanted to say just now was that if you don't have money, you can just support someone."。But... You all gave me the money without saying a word. Since you've already given it to me, it's my fault if I don't accept it!!”A typical example of someone who got a bargain and still acted obediently…
Everyone thought to themselves, I'd be a fool to believe you!!”
"In short! Thank you for watching today's show. I'm Makoto Ito.。”In the end, he still didn't forget! This soul!
" I'm the world of West Garden Temple!!"
"See you at the same time tomorrow!!”
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