I went back to the dormitory and pulled my brother out. Firstly, I wanted him to stay away from that damn fox demon. Secondly, I didn't want anyone to hear me. Thirdly, I had something to say to him. Speaking of which, I still can't accept this kind of trendy monologue.
(Everyone: -__-)||~~~ Sweat ~~ PG ~~)
"Hey, you..." I whispered in my brother's ear.
"What!!!!" Are you courting death? I won't do it even if you beat me to death!" After hearing this, my brother's body suddenly became huge, and his mouth was also huge. He even spat out saliva and cursed at me. However, this was only natural, Because…。。。。。
"Please, this is your body, not mine! Please…"
"Worship my ass! Now that my body is yours, how can your body touch mine?! You damn pervert! You still want me to help you change your clothes? Do you still have any dignity?!!--”It was the first time she saw her brother so excited. Of course, she also saw how exaggerated her own excitement was. However, his elder brother was right. Men and women shouldn't touch each other. But it was impossible to be like this all the time. Even if she was wearing pajamas all the time, what about other things? What should he do about the other things…。
“?!!!!-- Ouch ~~ I…My stomach hurts a little!" Ah! What a joke! What a jinx! I'll just die!!!!------
"Don't worry, it's just a slight stomachache. It's not as painful as diarrhea.”Phew ~ It's alright, it's alright…。Huh? Tiny... Slight abdominal pain? Uh, for... What the hell…I'll have a super... A super ominous premonition!
“!!!----”At this moment, my brother suddenly showed a disgusted expression. I began to be more certain.。。。。。No! No! Impossible!
" What month and what day is it now?!" I asked my brother loudly, and he was shocked! But he immediately said to me with certainty,
"Earth, October 20, 2012.”
“!!!!------”He rolled his eyes.
“!!!------ Alright... It's so uncomfortable!" The disgust on her brother's face was getting higher and higher. It seemed that things were not good!!
" Hurry up and go to the bathroom!!! -" I immediately carried my brother like a princess and ran to the toilet at lightning speed. She didn't expect that running with her brother's body was really a " big stride "! Her brother's body couldn't adapt in a day or two.
When they arrived at the toilet, the problem arose again.
" Which room are we going to?!" I stood at the door of the bathroom, stunned.
"Hey, can you put me down first?”
"Oh."
"Aiya!"
"Sweat!||| "I threw my brother to the ground. Ah! Brother! My body! Shen (Sorry)! I immediately helped my brother up.
"You... Ah! My stomach is hurting more and more!!!”Damn it! Whatever. Now that he was a man, he could only sacrifice again. Hence, she brought her brother into the women's toilet. Fortunately, there was no one in the bathroom now.
"Brother, I'll go first. I'll be back soon. Don't move!”
"Hey! Ouch!" I was long gone.
I immediately rushed back to the girls 'dormitory and saw that the fox demon and Han Zhiyin were gone. Where had they gone? Only Ling Ziqian was there. He had no choice but to ask her.
"Hey, Ling Ziqian."
"Oh? It's Ouyang Yingxiang ~ Why is he outside? Come in quickly." I was afraid that she would hit me too, so I stayed outside. Fortunately, Ling Ziqian seemed to be in a good mood today.
(Everyone: She's always like this when she sees people.)
"Uh, there's no need. I just want to ask if you have that thing.”
"What is it?"
"Uh, that…My brother…Uh, no! My sister 'she'…Uh, no! It's not my sister (because the four of us kept it a secret and said that we couldn't let anyone know about my relationship with my brother. In the end, I almost let it slip!))! It was Nangong Diemeng, she…So…" Ah! No! Don't hit me!
"Oh, of course. Here, here." Ugh! In... He actually gave it to me so readily. It's too unbelievable.
"Uh, then... Well, let me tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone. (I: ?) My brother…He... My brother bought this for me ~"
" What?!" She covered her face and whispered shyly. I immediately shouted after hearing that. I was dumbfounded again, and the thing immediately fell from my hand to the ground. Just…That was why she…。。。How dare you give it to me! His brother…Should she call him a pervert or something?。。。。。
"Ah, please, don't tell anyone ~~ Even Nangong Diemeng ~~"
Although I'm a tight-lipped guy, the person standing in front of you now is not my brother. I still know! Ah! He didn't want to think too much about it. He had to hurry up and save his brother!!!--
(Everyone: -__-)||| ~ What's going on now…。。)
When he arrived at the toilet again, he saw that the three doors were closed. MGG! Someone was coming! What about my brother? Could it be one of the three doors here? However, what if he opened one and made a mistake?!?Ah! I'm not Sherlock Holmes! Even Sherlock Holmes wouldn't be so bored as to investigate a female toilet! God, don't play with me anymore!!!--
(Everyone: Won't you know if you knock on the door?)
Who doesn't know? I was just about to knock.
(Everyone: Tsk! Don't give me that! Monk,"push" the moon gate!
Don't think I'm an idiot. So, I reached out to knock on the door. Just as I was about to knock, the door opened. I wasn't prepared, so I pounced on that person. I looked up! The two of us looked at each other in shock.!!!-------- No, no mistake! Why was it her? If I wasn't that short-sighted, this person would be.。。。。。
"(Huge anger symbols appear on her forehead and behind her)!!!!!!!!-------- You are a super pervert!!!!!!!!--------”
Han Zhiyin.
Han Zhiyin again!
That damned Han Zhiyin! You kicked me away again! This time, he was even more ruthless. At this moment, the fox demon also came out. My brother peeked through the gap in the middle of the toilet door and looked at me. He felt embarrassed and wiped his face from top to bottom with his hand. So these two guys went to the toilet! Damn it! No justice, no humanity, no logic, no principles!!!!!------
(Everyone: What a mess.) What were they saying!?←←)
But why didn't he see Feixue Yuhong?!
(The camera changed.)
"Ling Ziqian, who came just now?" It turned out that this guy was brushing his teeth in the bathroom of the dormitory. She asked Ling Ziqian as she gritted her teeth.
"Ah, it's Ouyang Yingxiang. He came to ask me for that thing.”Although Ling Ziqian was smiling, her smile gave off an ominous feeling.。。。。。
"What is that thing?”
"This…"
" Puff! Puff!" Ling Ziqian raised the thing. Before she could finish her sentence, Feixue Yuhong had just taken a sip of water. When she saw the thing in her hand sprayed onto Ling Ziqian's face along with the foam, Ling Ziqian froze and looked a little angry. Fei Xue Yuhong was shocked and immediately apologized to her. Of course, what shocked her even more was what Ling Ziqian told her.
(The camera changed again)
"Sigh, the first time I saw you being beaten up, it was so funny, hehe ~"
" What are you laughing at?!" The elder brother immediately opened the door and shouted at the fox demon.
"Of course, this is also the first time I've seen you enter the ladies 'room. Although it's not your body, hehe ~" The fox demon continued to laugh. Her brother was angry. The fox demon also walked out of the toilet.
Outside…
"Aiya!" Standing Wind and Sound of Han just happened to bump into each other!
" It's you!?" they said in unison.
"Hey, have you seen Ouyang Yingxiang?”Li Fengxiang asked her, but she immediately became angry when she heard the name. She clenched her fists and shouted,"Don't mention that damned pervert again!!----”
" Ahhh
" Ahhh!!!"
“BOOM!!”As soon as Han Zhiyin finished speaking, I immediately descended from the sky. Standing tall, he raised his head and saw me. At that time, he was still standing there in a daze. He only reacted when he was pressed down, but it was already too late.
"You pervert! Why did you come back! Get back!"
"Ahhhh!!----”She was once again kicked back to the boys 'dormitory for no reason. Ah! What was going on today?! I'm more wronged than Dou E!!!------
“。。。。。。"O()o sigh ~~" His brother seemed to have heard him. He put on a hopeless expression and sighed as he touched his forehead.
The boys 'dormitory…
"Ahhh I once again "descended from the heavens"(In short, I don't admit that I'm a fairy. Even fairies have never seen fairies descend from the heavens like this.) Everyone:||| b~~~), it immediately stirred up smoke and dust. The little boy who was holding the baby on the bed shrank his head in fear. The ground was covered with the mark of 'me'(Is this revenge on me?!)!?)。
"What's wrong with you?!" The little boy asked me. I was kicked three times by the same person in the morning. I didn't want to move at all, let alone speak. Ah! His entire body was about to fall apart ~ His soul flew out of his brain, and the little boy was shocked again. Ah brother, forgive me for not protecting your body!
(Brother: Who needs your protection? You will only destroy my body.) I:
It wasn't easy for me to get back to the toilet with my injuries.
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