The traffic police reported to the school that Sauron had run wildly on the street with a knife. The next day, the dean not only confiscated Sauron's knife, but also recorded his major mistake. The boy came out of the office with a belly full of anger. On the way back to the classroom, he kept fantasizing in his heart: On the day of graduation, he had to press the female director to the ground and then jump crazily on her face until he forced her to say," I'm sorry, I really shouldn't have been born."
In the classroom, the second-year student Usopp went to the third-year student Brook to compete with him on how to endure the laughter. " Laugh tolerance " was a game invented by boy A in class. Two people sat facing each other at a table and spread the newspaper on the table. In the game, the defending side's mouth must be filled with water, and the head must not turn and must look at the other side's face. Then, the attacking side will tell jokes or make faces without touching the other side's body. If the newspaper on the table is not wet within two minutes, it will be considered the defending side's victory.
Brook picked up a cup with a tray and elegantly took a big sip of coffee. On the other side, Usopp, the attacker, began to tell jokes. Brook almost swallowed his coffee because the fruit was too cold. Later, Usopp went to the first year of high school and borrowed a necklace from Vivian. He hung the necklace on his nose and turned his neck to make it spin like a propeller."What you can only do with your fingers, I, Usopp, can do with my nose.”However, the atmosphere was very cold. Brook swallowed the coffee and had to take another sip. This was an absolute humiliation for Usopp, who called himself the " King of Jokes." The boy was very hurt, so he turned around and borrowed makeup from Nami. He began to dress up his face meticulously. He looked at himself in the mirror and swore to the boy,""I want to make the most obscene face in the world.”However, halfway through her makeup, the bell rang. The class teacher had just walked in and said,"Hey, that long-nosed one, go back to your class.”Usopp had no choice but to turn around and walk towards the corridor. At that time, there were many problematic students with broom-shaped hair who were ready to skip class to pick up girls at the nearby university. As a result, the hooligans went back to class the moment Usopp came out. When he went downstairs, he bumped into Wei Wei and a few girls from her class. The girls saw his obscene face and screamed as if they were about to be raped. There were also a few bold senior sisters who did not show any weakness. They all rushed up and slapped him in the mouth. Wei Wei was the only one who mercilessly kicked the boy's crotch. A few minutes later, everything was calm. Usopp was lying on the ground, wiping his tears as he complained in a hoarse voice," Wei…Wei Wei…It's me…I…I'm Wu Suo…Pu…" Then he fainted.
During class, Thrawn sat behind Nami. On Thrawn's left was Robin, on his right was Brook, on his right was Barry, and on his right was Sanji.
Sauron patted Nami's shoulder and asked,""Who's that guy on my right? He seems to be quite familiar with Usopp."
"Ah, that, his name is Brook. You didn't come yesterday, so you don't know. He's a transfer student from a prestigious family, and he's quite a gentleman.”The girl smiled sweetly, and a faint layer of light floated on her face.
"Oh…"
Thrawn quietly sized up the skeleton, who had a walking stick on his arm and a steaming coffee cup in his hand. While Thrawn was still imagining him kneeling on one knee and kissing the back of Nami's hand respectfully, he realized that Brook had already left his seat. While the teacher was writing the formula on the blackboard, he sneakily squatted beside Nami and said,""Miss, you're so beautiful. Can you let me see the bear on your pants?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Sanji, who was sitting next to Brook, suddenly shouted,""Damn it! How did you know that there was a little white bear with a blue pattern on Nami's pants?!”
As soon as he said that, Nami was immediately furious. She rushed over and beat up the two of them. Nami's mad punches were as powerful as Luffy's " rubber machine gun ".
After that, many cracks appeared on Brook's body. Sanji, on the other hand, was covered in blood clots. It was said that he had injured his tendons and vessels. For the next three weeks, he would have to go to Tong Ren Tang to see a traditional Chinese medicine doctor every day. Later, this bloody and violent day was designated as a historic day by the students in the class. Because Nami's move had a revolutionary breakthrough, it was even borrowed by later manga artists to create the famous " Naruto Two Thousand Consecutive Shots " and " Pegasus Meteor Fist."
Regarding the seating arrangement in class, Sanji was originally sitting behind Nami, but because Sanji was always sending flowers and twisting his body, he did not study at all, so he had no choice but to swap seats with Sauron. After changing seats, although the old problem was improved, there was a new problem: Because Sauron's grades were not good and he believed in asking questions, he always asked Nami, the class monitor, for advice. Therefore, whenever the two of them were too close or too long, Thrawn would always worry about whether chalk, a dictionary, or even a desk would fly over.
To Sanji, Nami was definitely more important than a chef's hands. In class, Sanji was especially caring towards Nami, and this kind of care was always present. For example, in the morning, Sanji would come to school an hour earlier, sneak into the cafeteria, knock out the old chef who was still starting the fire, and personally cook breakfast for Nami. After returning to the classroom, he would carefully check Nami's desk and pour out all the love letters and love letters from the boys in each class. Then, he would sort out a list of people on the list. When the people on the list were all here, he would pull them into the toilet and beat them up one by one. Also, after school, the boys would watch Nami and Vivi leave together. With the principle of " I'd rather kill three thousand by mistake than miss out on one ", they would use violent hypnosis on the men who looked like hooligans but were actually not hooligans. It was not until the two of them got into the car safely that Sanji ended his day of school life in satisfaction.
At the beginning of the second period, the homeroom teacher walked in and said that she wanted to introduce a new student to everyone. The whole class was ecstatic, as if they had found a marriage partner. Thrawn tilted his chair, looking indifferent." Since even the skeletons were here, it would not be surprising if there was a robot. Just as he was in a daze, the freshman walked in magnanimously. She wrote her name on the blackboard and said,"Good morning, students! My name is Nicole. Robin, I like books and coffee. I hope we can get along well in the future.”
Thrawn fell to the ground with a thud. F * ck, isn't this the car thief from yesterday?？Sauron was furious and immediately stood up and shouted,"" Female thief!"
The entire class turned to stare at Thrawn. Robin didn't react. Instead, Nami suddenly slammed the table and shouted,"" Who are you scolding?!!"
The atmosphere in the class was tense for a moment. The homeroom teacher did not understand the situation and was stunned for a moment. He immediately stepped forward to ease the tension."Don't quarrel, don't quarrel! If anyone dares to make any more noise, I'll let Principal Oda write them to death!”
Instantly, the class fell silent.
Robin narrowed his eyes helplessly on the podium."Green-headed student, that car is mine. I was joking that day.”After saying that, she took out her driver's license from her pocket and showed it to everyone.
" Tsk…You actually made such a joke…" Sauron pouted in disdain.
" Ah, right." The woman's tone became strangely deep as she said calmly," Can you return the shorts from that day to me?"”
Before he could finish his words, the class exploded with noise, and all kinds of obscenities and conjectures swept towards Sauron. Thrawn's face swelled with anger.| Red, baring its ferocious fangs, complained loudly at the woman.
"Ah, I'm just joking! " Hehe…" Robin saw that the green head was angry and waved his hand apologetically. Then, he turned to the form teacher." Then, teacher, where should I sit?”
The bespectacled homeroom teacher pointed to the empty seat to the left of Sauron."That table is empty. Where else can I sit?”
"No, she can't sit next to me!”Sauron jumped up and said.
"Why not?" The homeroom teacher placed one hand on her waist." Student Robin has just arrived. You guys have to get along.”
"I can't get along with her. I hate her. Why don't you change seats for me?"
The homeroom teacher smacked her lips and put on a look of annoyance."She just arrived. Why do you hate her?”
"Because he hates women." Robin said matter-of-factly. The whole class laughed. Thrawn was embarrassed and immediately blushed.""You're the Gay one!"
Robin smiled and didn't say anything. The homeroom teacher came out to smooth things over." Alright, Suo Long. Since you're not Gay, don't mind her." Student Robin, quickly go back to your seat. We have to start class.”
"Yes, alright."
A new environment, a new location. Robin could feel that the small world in his heart seemed to have changed slightly after coming here. This set of tables and chairs with a pale yellow and oily luster would be his position in the future. She walked to the last seat by the window. When she sat down, the woman smiled at the boy and said,"Nice to meet you, Student Sauron."
Thrawn shot her a glance, his expression a little ugly.
During the break, Usopp came to Brook again to compete with him. This time, he called Luffy, who was also in Class 1 of the second year, over.
In the corridor, Edward D. Newgate, the language teacher, patted the class teacher and said,""What's wrong with that new girl in your class? At the very least…she should be your age, right?”
"I don't know. I heard that he's a transfer student specially granted by Principal Oda.”The homeroom teacher touched her chin and saw Robin, the last student in the class by the window, reading a book with his chin propped on his hand. He called her over.
"Ah, what's the matter?" Robin crossed his arms.
"I say…Nicole. Robin, how old are you?" the homeroom teacher asked.
"18 years old."
"Hmm? Are you really only 18 years old?" White Beard said.
"Ah…I'm just a little taller.”
The woman frowned and looked a little troubled. Seeing this, the homeroom teacher felt that it was inappropriate to ask further. She sighed and reminded her,"Although your school uniform isn't ready yet, you shouldn't wear low-cut clothes to school. Be careful next time.”
Robin was afraid of revealing her true age, so she quickly imitated a young girl and shook her chest." Okay, I know." Then she laughed coquettishly in a mature woman's rough voice and ran into the class in a lively and cute manner. During the run, the two soft balls in front of his chest showed good texture and elasticity.
"Ah ah…the girls in your class are really well-developed.”White Beard sighed.
The homeroom teacher checked his nose for any signs of bleeding and gave a meaningful " hmm ".
In the classroom, a few students who were trying to " laugh " were making a scene, attracting many students to come forward to watch. After Robin returned to the classroom, he also found this novel and went with the flow to squeeze into the crowd. With a height of 188cm and a slightly revealing outfit, the surrounding boys could not help but let out a long sigh.
" Hey, you're the new transfer student, right?" Luffy suddenly shouted and stared at Robin with extreme surprise.
"Ah…Ah!"
The woman was a little panicked, and some sweat seeped out of her forehead. Seeing that her new classmate was a little unhappy, Nami frowned and pulled Luffy's shoulder.
"Luffy, it's rude of you to keep staring at me like that! Don't affect our class atmosphere."
" Hey, Sauron!!" Luffy suddenly shouted, scaring Nami into shrinking her shoulders." Look! Look! Thrawn! "This guy's chest muscles are so big," the boy suddenly pointed at Robin's chest and said. As soon as he finished speaking, the entire class fell silent. On the upper right corner of the blackboard, a few bright white chalk words shone in the sunlight."The best class, no doubt-Nami.”
"Aiya-Nami! "Look, look, her chest muscles are even more…" Luffy was interrupted before he could finish his sentence.
Then, in those lengthened moments, Luffy saw Nami slowly squat down with a red face, and then quickly throw an uppercut at him. "Crash!" A shattering sound rang out. Luffy was instantly knocked off the ground, and his head was deeply embedded in the ceiling.
Then, in less than two seconds, someone in the classroom shouted,"F * ck!" Lushan Rising Dragon Tyrant!"
After the incident, Brook pulled Luffy down, and Sauron carried him to Choba, who was in Grade Nine, for emergency treatment. At that time, many people in the class were worried. They said something like," Even his head is deformed. I don't know if he can be saved..."
After such a " tragedy ", Usopp and Brook were not in the mood to play. Meanwhile, the others also dispersed.
"Brook, you'd better stay away from this guy, or you'll end up like Luffy.”Sanji pointed at Usopp and said to Brook.
"What evidence do you have to say that I'm a bad influence?!”The long-nosed man was annoyed when he heard that. He pointed at Sanji and said," You still have the cheek to criticize me. Look at yourself. You only know how to revolve around girls all day long. Who doesn't know your nickname of 'Pervert Sanji' outside?!”
"Bullshit!" After saying that, the two of them grabbed each other's faces and started fighting.
In the chaos, everyone was watching the show. Only Brook walked slowly to Robin's side, held his coffee, squatted in front of her skirt, and asked,""Miss, can you let me see your pants?”
Robin tilted his head and replied,"No."”
"Why?"
Robin thought for a moment and said,"Because I'm not wearing pants today."”
Brook turned around and spat the coffee all over Usopp's face. Robin covered his mouth and laughed.
"I was joking. I'm wearing pants.”
After saying that, the woman reached out to lift her skirt. Nami shivered and rushed over to stop her. At this moment, a long sigh came from beside him. Sanji lowered his head and put down the phone that he was about to take a photo."What a pity…"
Nami shivered again and shouted," What are you regretting?!" Then, she kicked the boy into the wall. When Sauron, who had just returned to the classroom, saw this, he had no choice but to bend down again, lift Curly Eyebrows, and send him to Choba.
"See, Brook? This is our big sister. If anything happens in the future, just look for her.”Usopp said. Nami's violent behavior occasionally made him particularly proud.
However, Brook did not listen to him at all. He was still squatting beside Robin's dress and bargaining with her. The skeleton stretched out a finger and said,""Just a glance, just a glance, okay?”Seeing his behavior, Usopp suddenly felt that he was particularly pure. He immediately refuted Sanji's claim that he was a " bad influence ".
" See, Nami? It has nothing to do with me." Usopp pointed at Brook, who was squatting on the ground, and said to the class monitor with a smile," This guy is completely influenced by you guys." You see, if it weren't for you teaching him how to steal, Sanji teaching him how to pick up girls, Suo Long teaching him how to hack people, and your class of trash teaching him how to rape and plunder, he wouldn't have fallen to this state today!”
Nami was so angry that her knuckles cracked. However, she felt that it was a little far-fetched to beat him up now. If she hit him now, it would be like admitting that she had really taught him how to steal.
Robin didn't understand why Brook was so obsessed with his pants, so he asked him bluntly,""Why do you have to look at my pants?”At this moment, Brook suddenly lay on the ground and covered his chest with a painful expression."Because…because I have a disease that will kill me if I don't look at my pants.”
Usopp's jaw almost dropped when he heard Brook's words. He quickly rushed over to cover Brook's mouth. But it was too late. For the first time, the whole class felt that it was so justified to gang up on one person. Therefore, more than 30 men and women rolled up their sleeves and surrounded him.
Just like that, Robin's arrival added new vitality and violence to the third year. In the following month, more and more students and teachers had a good impression of him. This kind of affection was expressed in the love letters that were more than the textbooks, and some young male teachers forced her to make up for her lessons after school, even though Robin's grades had always been the first in the grade since she transferred to school. During those happy times, Robin blended into the group smoothly. Usually, she would sit alone in a corner and read books. She rarely talked to her classmates. Other than the necessary learning exchanges, he would occasionally open his mouth a few times a day. He would either tell dark jokes or use some low-class methods to tease Thrawn. As a result, rumors about the two of them would often spread in school. Robin had always been indifferent to this, but to Thrawn, this was a destructive trouble every time.
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