After Zhou Qin walked into the dormitory building, Li Yundong turned his head and said to the little fox,""Hey, he's gone. What are you still looking at?”
Su Chan sighed and praised with joy,""Your flesh and bones are well-proportioned, your eyebrows are thick, your nose is straight, your celestial heavens are full, your three courtyards are well-proportioned, your waist is wide and long, your sideburns are soft, your waist is narrow and your crotch is wide, and your spirit is full. You are truly a one in ten thousand Pure Yin Demon Witch.”
Li Yundong was shocked and subconsciously touched Su Chan's forehead.""Are you crazy? What are toot mumbling about? What good cauldron?"
"I'm praising her." Su Chan retracted her gaze and said.”
"Are you praising her?" Li Yundong asked with a strange expression. Was saying that a person was a good human cauldron a compliment? Hey, don't treat me like a fool. I know a little about what a cauldron means, okay? I've watched Huang Yi's " Overwhelming Rain," okay!”
"You know?" Su Chan blinked. That would be great."
The little fox pulled Li Yundong out of the crowd and looked left and right. Her eyes revealed a sly gaze and she whispered,"Yun Dong, go and pursue her. You can't let go of such a good cauldron!”
From the little fox's point of view, the Yin Qi in Zhou Qin's body belonged to the rare Pure Yin in the world, while the vigorous Jindan Yuan Qi in Li Yundong's body was the rare Pure Yang in the world. As long as the two were combined, the interaction of Yin and Yang would definitely benefit Li Yundong greatly.
At present, Li Yundong did not seem like someone who wanted to take the initiative to cultivate, and the little fox did not dare to take the initiative to confess. Therefore, she could only think of a way to help Li Yundong indirectly increase the Primordial Yang Power in his body.
Plucking Yin to nourish Yang was undoubtedly a good method.
However, the little fox's mistake was that she always used the thinking of a cultivator to speculate on the thinking of ordinary people.
When Li Yundong heard the little fox's words, he almost knocked his head against the wall. His expression was dull as he looked at Su Chan strangely. He was speechless for a long time.
What did this girl mean by that? She's actually instigating me to woo Zhou Qin?
Was she testing me? Was he still stupid?
Or could it be that she doesn't care about me at all? Otherwise, why would he incite me to pursue another woman?
Li Yundong felt depressed. As if he was chewing wax in his mouth, he walked back silently.
When the little fox saw Li Yundong's expression, it felt a little strange. As it followed behind him obediently, it muttered to itself, Did I say something wrong again? I didn't say anything wrong, this girl is the Pure Yin Demon Witch, a one in ten thousand good cauldron! If dual cultivators saw this, they would definitely fight over it!
Could it be that he didn't like it? No, this girl is so beautiful. Didn't Master say that men are all lecherous?
The little fox was full of doubts as it followed closely behind Li Yundong, its mind filled with wild thoughts.
Li Yundong's imagination ran wild the entire way. The two of them were trying to guess each other's thoughts. Along the way, they felt depressed!
After leaving the school gate, Li Yundong finally remembered. He slapped his thigh and cursed,"Damn it, these bastards made me throw away my vegetables! What are we eating tonight?"
When the little fox saw that he finally spoke, she felt relieved as if a huge rock weighing ten thousand pounds had been removed."Then can't we go and buy more?"
"You're still going to that market?" Li Yundong sneered. Forget it, I don't want to go in this lifetime!”
Although Little Fox looked a little na?ve and dim-witted because her way of thinking was different from ordinary people, she was definitely not stupid. She realized that the cause and effect of this matter seemed to be her own doing.
Su Chan tugged at the corner of Li Yundong's clothes with a guilty expression." I'm sorry, I've caused you a lot of trouble…" As she spoke, she raised her head and looked at Li Yundong pitifully with her big eyes,""Go ahead and scold me."
No matter how angry Li Yundong was, he could not vent his anger on such a pitiful beauty. He sighed to himself. Don't be silly. How could I bear to scold you?
Li Yundong smiled." Let's go. We won't be eating at home today. I'll take you to McDonald's."”
"McDonald's?" Little Fox asked curiously. What's McDonald's?"
" It's fast food," Li Yundong said with a smile." Simple and convenient food."”
"Is it delicious?" asked the little fox.”
Li Yundong thought for a moment." It's alright. You'll know once you go eat it."”
The nearest McDonald's was very close to Tiannan University. It only took ten minutes to walk there.
Li Yundong brought Little Fox all the way to McDonald's. It was noon, and the sun was as bright as a roulette wheel. The white sun was so hot that the ground was steaming.
The little fox followed Li Yundong closely and looked around curiously. The high-rise buildings and heavy traffic in the city formed a sharp contrast with the deep mountains and forests where she cultivated previously.
The little fox pulled Li Yundong along the way and asked him all sorts of questions. To her, everything was new and curious. There was always a surprised smile on her face.
This kind of smile made Li Yundong feel cool and comfortable even under the scorching sun. The slight doubts and unhappiness he had before were quickly thrown to the back of his mind.
The two of them chatted and laughed as they walked to the entrance of McDonald's.
There was a bench at the entrance of the McDonald's, and on it sat a Ronald McDonald dressed as a clown. Li Yundong and Su Chan walked to the door and were about to open the door when they saw Ronald McDonald, dressed as a clown, jump up from the side with a strange scream. He was holding a toy with a mouse jumping out of a box.
Shocked, Su Chan subconsciously threw a punch.
Poor Ronald McDonald fell to the ground with his head back. The toy in his hand fell to the ground, and the mouse went in and out of the box.
Li Yundong was shocked and quickly went over to help him up. As he helped him up, he said,"Hey, are you alright?"
Li Yundong wouldn't have known if he didn't help him up. He only felt that his hands were soft. Ronald McDonald was small and thin, and he moaned,""It hurts…"
Hmm? A girl?
Li Yundong felt even more apologetic. He looked up at Su Chan helplessly."Aren't you going to apologize?"
"Who asked her to scare me all of a sudden?" Su Chan pouted.”
The McDonald's girl took off the fake nose she was wearing and rubbed her red nose. She said in a muffled voice,"It's fine. I'm used to it. A few more times, and I won't have to wear a fake nose and pretend to be Uncle McDonald anymore.”
Li Yundong chuckled. Why did this McDonald's restaurant hire a girl like you to pretend to be Ronald McDonald? It's such a hot day, and you're wearing so much outside. Can you bear it?”
The girl's face was painted with heavy oil paint. She smiled slightly."I want to earn money! Alright, I'm fine. You can go in. Remember to order more food, okay?”
"Of course. Do you want me to buy one for you too?" Li Yundong said with a smile. After all, it was our fault."
The girl waved her hand.”
Li Yundong stood up and walked to Su Chan's side when he saw that the girl was fine. He looked at her deeply and sighed.
Su Chan lowered her head like a child who had done something wrong. She looked up at Li Yundong from time to time.
She felt that she had been wronged. It was clearly someone else's fault, but in the end, it was as if it was her fault. The mistakes she had made in the secular world were simply more than what she had made in the mountains for ten years!
"Forget it, let's go eat." Li Yundong didn't say anything and just patted Su Chan's head.
The two of them walked into McDonald's. It was crowded. The little fox was pure and charming. Her classic and sexy appearance and attire immediately attracted everyone's attention.
The men looked at Su Chan greedily and looked at Li Yundong with envy.
Li Yundong found a seat very close to the children's area and sat down. He said to Little Fox,"Wait for me here." As she spoke, she stood up and walked to the counter to buy two sets of meals and two ice cream cones.
Li Yundong walked up to the little fox with a plate and handed her an ice cream cone. He smiled and said,"Have a taste."
The little fox took the ice cream cone curiously and stuck out its bright red tongue to lick it tentatively. It immediately beamed."So sweet!"
Li Yundong smiled." That's right. The ingredients for the McDonald's ice cream cone are shipped from abroad. It's much better than KFC's."”
The little fox kept licking the ice cream with her little tongue. How could she have the time to care about what Li Yundong said?
Li Yundong watched as Su Chan's little tongue licked around the ice cream. She looked so cute that he wanted to hug her in his arms and dote on her.
The girl's pink lips and bright red tongue formed a sharp contrast with the snow-white ice cream, especially when Su Chan sucked the ice cream gently and slowly. This made Li Yundong suddenly think of a dirty scene.
Li Yundong could not help but reveal a sinful smile on his face. He muttered softly,"If you can lick me like you lick this ice cream…then you'll really die in a peony dress, and you'll be a romantic ghost!”
The little fox heard Li Yundong's muttering. She felt that licking the ice cream was not enough, so she opened her mouth and bit half of the ice cream cone into her mouth. Then, as she chewed, she asked vaguely,"What did you say?"
Li Yundong looked at her actions and couldn't help but feel a headache. He subconsciously pinched his legs and said with a righteous expression,"I'm fine! Eat!"
The little fox looked at Li Yundong strangely and muttered,""What a strange fellow."
Li Yundong rolled his eyes in his heart. You seem to be even stranger!
Su Chan finished the ice cream cone happily, leaving only ice cream in her mouth. Li Yundong looked at her angrily, but he also smiled and handed her a napkin."Wipe."
Su Chan took the napkin in confusion, not knowing what it meant.""What's wrong?"
Li Yundong couldn't help but pick up a napkin and stand up to help the little fox wipe the ice cream off her mouth.
Su Chan looked at Li Yundong and asked him to wipe while giggling.""You look so silly now!"
"I'm stupid?" Li Yundong laughed. I think you're the one who's dumber. You're as silly as a little cat.”
Su Chan snorted." I'm not stupid. I'm a fox…I'm the smartest in my hometown. Even my master praised me!"”
The little fox almost blurted out her origin. After she finished speaking, she secretly grinned and stuck out her tongue.
"You're smart?" Li Yundong laughed. Alright, let me ask you, there are seven birds on the tree. If you shoot down one bird with a gun, how many birds are left on the tree?”
"You're testing me with such a simple question. Are you trying to anger me to death?" Little Fox said angrily. Of course, there are six left!"
Li Yundong laughed out loud." Stupid, stupid. There's not a single one left. The one that was killed fell down. Of course, the others ran away!”
The little fox was a little dumbfounded. Her eyes were wide open. How could she have thought that the brain teasers that those people who were so bored in the mortal world could beat her to death?
She bit her lips unwillingly."It doesn't count, it doesn't count.”
Li Yundong thought to himself," This kind of old-fashioned joke would be despised if it was told to others. Only when I tell it to you, this silly girl, will you be excited." He said,"Then let me ask you again. There are seven birds on the tree. If you shoot down one bird with a gun, how many birds are left?”
The little fox was even angrier. You can't look down on me like this! Of course not a single one is left!"
" Hahaha!" Li Yundong laughed." Idiot! Idiot! There's only one left!" The one under the tree!"
The little fox slammed the table and stood up angrily." You scoundrel! You clearly asked how many birds were left on the tree at the beginning!"”
" But I was talking about how many birds are left," Li Yundong said with a smile." Of course, that includes the dead bird on the ground!"”
The little fox's eyes widened.”
Li Yundong saw that she was dumbfounded and smiled."Then do you know how this bird died?”
The little fox was instantly furious. She opened her mouth and wanted to curse. You can't look down on people like this. Didn't you say that you killed him with a gun?
However, when she remembered the lesson she had learned previously, her anger dissipated immediately. She asked weakly,"How, how did he die?"
Seeing her like this, Li Yundong laughed out loud.""You idiot, of course you died from stupidity!”
The little fox was stunned. After a long while, she asked with a blank expression,"He was obviously shot to death. Why did he die of stupidity?”
After saying this, the other guests who had been listening to Li Yundong and Su Chan's conversation could not help but laugh.
Seeing her silly look, Li Yundong couldn't help but pinch her nose and say,""Didn't you die of stupidity?”
Su Chan cried out and slapped Li Yundong's hand away. She sat down angrily."I'm ignoring you. You're bullying me! You're the dumb bird!"
Li Yundong laughed non-stop, making Su Chan laugh until she became a little angry.
At this moment, the girl at the door dressed as Ronald McDonald walked in and started playing with the children in the children's area. The girl carried a fruit basket in her hand and asked the thirteen children in the children's area loudly,"I have eight apples here, but you have thirteen children. How should we divide them?”
McDonald's and KFC also had such activities. The girl only wanted to guide the children to learn from Kong Rong and give up on the pear. Those who did not get a share would naturally get a share later.
However, Su Chan, who had been teased by Li Yundong, could no longer hold it in. She could not accept the fact that she was an idiot, so she wanted to prove herself.
Su Chan stood up and shouted,""I know how to split it!"
The girl looked at her strangely and asked cooperatively,"How?"
"Kill five!" Su Chan said proudly.”
After she finished speaking, the McDonald's suddenly fell silent. After Su Chan finished speaking, Li Yundong fell off his chair with a thud and almost laughed his head off. The face of the girl who played Ronald McDonald stiffened as if she had been petrified and she laughed dryly.
After a short silence, the McDonald's restaurant burst into laughter.
Su Chan looked left and right in a daze. She realized that she had said the wrong thing again. She sat down with an aggrieved expression and muttered to herself, I'm not wrong. If we encounter such a situation in the cultivation world, wouldn't it be equivalent to killing five of the thirteen people fighting for eight Dharma treasures?
She sat in her seat, unable to put her hands down from everyone's laughter. Her mouth was pouted so much that soy sauce could hang from it. Her eyes were filled with tears, and her head was lowered like a little wife who had been bullied.
Li Yundong laughed for a while. He rubbed his stomach and said with a smile,"Eat quickly, eat quickly. Stop talking.”
" Oh," Su Chan said in grievance. She turned her grief into appetite and began to vent her anger on the burger. She ate it in two or three bites.
Li Yundong waited for her to finish eating before pulling Su Chan out of McDonald's.
The two of them walked on the street. As Li Yundong thought of the scene just now, he could not help but laugh. Su Chan kept her head lowered and followed behind Li Yundong, her little face flushed red.
Back home, Su Chan suddenly stopped and looked up, her eyes full of tears."Am I really stupid?"
Li Yundong was shocked. This girl was so pitiful. She was actually starting to doubt her own intelligence after a few brain teasers.
Li Yundong realized that he had gone too far with his laughter and had obviously hurt this girl's self-esteem. He quickly comforted her,"You're not stupid. It's just that these questions are too tricky. You're very smart, really."
"You lied to me!" Su Chan said with tears in her eyes.”
Li Yundong quickly swore,"If I lie to you, I'll be struck by lightning!"”
Su Chan immediately believed him when she heard this. In the cultivation world, there was nothing more powerful than the Five Thunder Bombardment. She sniffled and wiped her tears."Alright, I believe you."
Li Yundong heaved a sigh of relief." Oh, right. Our Su Chan is beautiful and smart. She's the embodiment of beauty and wisdom. How can she be stupid?!"”
Su Chan broke into laughter through her tears." Who's from your family? Shameless!"”
Su Chan's bashfulness made Li Yundong's heart skip a beat. For a moment, he was a little infatuated with this beautiful face.
Su Chan also looked at Li Yundong's passionate gaze. For some reason, she was also a little dazed.
The two of them looked at each other, and the air rippled with a seductive ambiguity. It was itchy and warm.
Li Yundong suddenly had a strong urge to hug the girl, kiss her, dote on her, and love her. However, he did not dare to do so, afraid that the girl in front of him was a beautiful bubble. If he stretched out his hand, she would burst and disappear.
Su Chan stared at Li Yundong and inched closer. The girl's unique body fragrance slowly assaulted him. It was as if a dark fragrance was floating around, making Li Yundong's mouth dry.
Li Yundong felt that his heart was stirring. He was looking forward to something happening and wanted to do something.
When he was about to take action, Su Chan, who was already close at hand, asked with a pair of bright and bright eyes,"Can I ask you a question?”
Li Yundong swallowed hard. His heart was beating like a drum as he stammered,"What do you want to ask?"
Su Chan blinked.”
Li Yundong was speechless.
Su Chan looked at Li Yundong, who was silent and turned around to hit his head against the wall, and said in surprise,""What's wrong with you?"
Tears streamed down Li Yundong's face.”
There were no classes in the afternoon, so Li Yundong stayed in the living room in a daze, thinking about what had happened in the past few days. The little fox kept surrounding Li Yundong to seek the true meaning of " why did that bird die of stupidity ".
This situation continued until the evening. Li Yundong lay on the fluffy carpet in the living room with his hands behind his head. He closed his eyes and thought about something. Today's matter was really frightening but not dangerous. Why did I suddenly become so powerful? He could actually climb up to the fourth floor?
If this was in the past, he wouldn't even dare to think about it!
Could it be that with a beauty in front of him, he had stimulated all his potential?
Hmm, that was also possible. Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense!
No, he had to learn some martial arts. Otherwise, he would definitely be chased by others in the future.
Li Yundong knew very well that he had been fine in the past, but now that he had Su Chan, who was a calamity that could bring disaster to the country and the people, he would definitely be in trouble. If he did not have the ability to protect himself, he would definitely be at a disadvantage.
Thinking of this, Li Yundong felt that going to the Taekwondo Club to learn Taekwondo would be a good choice. Although there were many clubs in Tiannan University, the Taekwondo Club was the only one that specialized in martial arts. Moreover, because of Zhao Yujian, the super school hunk, the members were as beautiful as clouds. It could be said to be " mesmerizing."
Moreover, Taekwondo was easy to learn and it was also very enjoyable to watch. Su Chan would probably support him, right?
As he thought about it, Li Yundong turned over and prepared to sleep. However, he suddenly felt as if he had touched something on his face. It was itchy.
Li Yundong opened his eyes and was shocked.
He saw Su Chan squatting in front of him. Three thousand black threads fell like a waterfall. She was hugging a pillow, and her black eyes were as deep as gems in the night.
"Why are you here?" Li Yundong asked in surprise. You don't even make a sound when you walk?"
The little fox giggled and blinked."Yundong, I still don't understand. Why did that bird die of stupidity?”
Li Yundong sighed and grabbed the pillow beside him to cover his face."Please let me go!"
……
The next day, Li Yundong opened his eyes with two big dark circles under his eyes. The little fox, Su Chan, pestered him for the whole night because of this question. No matter what explanation Li Yundong gave, the little fox was not satisfied!
" It's so painful. I want to sleep..." Li Yundong hugged his pillow and rolled on the carpet.
The little fox, Su Chan, had already changed her clothes. She even sat on the bed and circulated her Qi for two cycles before walking out of the bedroom in a refreshed manner.
She squatted down in front of Li Yundong and asked in confusion,""What's wrong with you? Aren't you going to school today?"
Li Yundong groaned and corrected him,""I'm going to school, not school. What era is it now?”
Su Chan nodded and carefully looked at Li Yundong's dark circles.""You didn't rest well last night?"
Li Yundong suddenly sat up and pretended as if nothing had happened.""No! I'm now full of energy and vitality. I can fight tigers on the mountain and capture dragons in the sea!”
Su Chan covered her mouth and giggled.”
Li Yundong's face fell and he went to the bathroom to wash up.
After a while, the two of them left the room.
As soon as Li Yundong entered the school gate, he realized that many people were pointing at him, as if a flower had grown on his face.
Li Yundong touched his cheek.""What about me?"
Su Chan looked at Li Yundong seriously.""Your eye sockets are sunken, and your glabella is black…"
Before she could finish, Li Yundong interrupted,""F * ck, my glabella is black. Am I going to die?”
"That's what happens if you don't have a heart and a kidney," said Su Chan."You won't die."”
Li Yundong rolled his eyes.
There was another big class in the morning. Li Yundong sat in the back row with Little Fox as usual. Throughout the class, boys and girls kept looking back. This time, they were looking at Li Yundong more than Little Fox Su Chan.
Li Yundong could vaguely hear the words "cool running emperor","jumping over roofs and walls","awesome" and so on in their whispers.
There were even people who secretly discussed his dark circles. Words such as " must be overworked " and " asking for too much " were endless.
Li Yundong did not feel much about these discussions because he felt that he was too tired and sleepy.
Yesterday's parkour had consumed a lot of his physical strength. Although he had consumed the Golden Core divine power, his body would still be tired and sleepy before he transformed the Golden Core Yuan Yang into his own true essence and cultivated the Indestructible Golden Body.
After a while, Li Yundong fell asleep in his seat.
When the little fox Su Chan saw that he was asleep, she stood up on her own accord and walked to the back row. Then, she used the " three-pronged flower detection " technique to massage Li Yundong.
This small circulation of energy could greatly relieve the fatigue of the human body. Su Chan's fingers moved and kept massaging the Tianzhu, Chengling, Fengchi, Yuzhen and other important acupoints on Li Yundong's head.
Her gentle and lovely appearance made the surrounding boys jealous. They gritted their teeth in hatred. This bro is still single, and this guy who has been single for eight lifetimes is actually showing off like this! How hateful!
This time, when Li Yundong woke up from his sleep, the little fox had already finished massaging him. He did not let out any cold sweat-inducing moans.
Until school ended in the afternoon, the little fox stayed quietly by Li Yundong's side and did not cause any trouble. It seemed that yesterday's incident had agitated her.
After school, Li Yundong walked to the Taekwondo Club, and the little fox followed him step by step.
The Taekwondo Club was located on the second floor of the media building on the west side of the school.
After entering the building, Li Yundong saw several rows of bronze boards hanging at the entrance of the building. One of them read " Tiannan City Taekwondo Association, Tiannan University Branch ".
When Li Yundong was still a freshman, there was a karate club here. Unfortunately, it was defeated by the president of the Taekwondo club, Zhao Yujian, and it was disbanded from then on.
The school hunk, Zhao Yujian, became famous from that battle and had countless fans in Tiannan University.
Li Yundong had been at Tiannan University for almost two years, but he had never been here before. After entering the building, he looked around. The first floor was a music club, and he could faintly hear the sound of music coming from each piano room. Some of the beautiful girls who came in and out of here were also beautiful women from the art department. All of them had slim figures and picturesque features.
If it was any other time, Li Yundong would probably stand at the door and drool, and then be despised by the beauties.
However, now that he had a little fox who was like a disaster by his side, Li Yundong really did not like these beauties who he used to think were all top-notch.
It had to be said that this was the mentality of a nouveau riche.
When these beautiful women saw Su Chan beside Li Yundong, their eyes were filled with shock and amazement. When they looked at Li Yundong again, they were filled with curiosity and doubt.
Why would such an ordinary boy with such an ordinary appearance be accompanied by such a beautiful woman?
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