The Joy of Idiot Testing
17 Acting coquettishly with Oli and the story of danger

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The thirteenth question is Ichese Brotund Butter, das Mittagessenistdie Bratwurst-Kartoffel-Eintopf, abends Grillenund essendas Brott.

What did this German phrase mean? Please answer.

Shimada Miho replied," I ate bread and butter in the morning, grilled sausages and potato stew for lunch, and grilled meat and bread for dinner.”

(As expected of someone who grew up in Germany. Correct answer, Shimada-san.) However, I hope that you can translate Japanese just like how you translate German. ---- Teacher)

Kota Tsuchiya replied," I saw underwear in the morning, swimsuits in the afternoon, and naked X at night.”

(Uh, Tsuchiya-san, your answer made the teacher feel that you were not translating this passage, but talking about what you saw in the morning, afternoon, and evening. Also, I think you should go to the life guidance room immediately after class. Mr. Nishimura will teach you. ---- Teacher)

Yuko replied," I had 'bread' and 'butter' for breakfast, grilled sausages and potato stew for lunch, and grilled meat and bread for dinner.”

(Kinoshita, the meaning of your answer is slightly different from the original text. I don't know if I'm hallucinating, but you especially emphasized the word bread and butter, which made me very strange.) Also, the teacher can't give you full marks for this question. ---- Teacher)

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Early in the morning, Yuji was still living happily in a dream without Xiangzi. However, when he sensed an unstable aura and smell, Yuji immediately opened his eyes and saw Xiangzi.

When Xiangzi saw Xionger open his eyes, he sat on the bed and said to Xionger,"Good morning, Yuji. Do you want to shower first? Or should I eat breakfast first? Or should I say, you have to eat me first?”The last sentence was not a question, but an affirmation.

Yuji should have immediately complained when he heard Xiangzi's words, but this time, Xiangzi made a mistake. Because Yuji stretched out his hand and said to Xiangzi,""Xiangzi, pass me the phone." Yuji rubbed his eyes as he spoke.

When Xiangzi heard what Xionger said, she immediately picked up the red phone on the bedside table and handed it to Xionger."Is there anything?" Shouji didn't answer. Of course, Shouji didn't see the three H books on the other side of Shouji's body. Otherwise, he wouldn't have wanted his phone.

Yuji pressed the police station's phone number and the call was quickly picked up. Then, he heard the words coming from the phone," Hello, this is Shinshin Police Station. What's the matter?”Hearing this, Yuji immediately said,""Hello, I have an 'illegal intruder' here.”Yuji gritted his teeth so hard that he almost broke them when he mentioned the intruder. Of course, the intruder was Kirishima Shoko, who was sitting on his bed.

When Xiangzi heard Yuji's words, she quickly picked up the three H books beside her and said,"Yuji." Just by calling out his name, he turned his attention to the three novels. At the same time, sweat appeared on his forehead. Of course, it wasn't from the heat, but from the regret he felt for the fate of the three good novels. In fact, he still wanted to give it a try.

When Yuji saw that the three H-books were about to be lit by Xiangzi, he decisively said to the police station on the other end of the phone,"Sorry, I made a mistake." After saying that, Yuji quickly hung up the phone to prevent the police from teaching him a lesson.

After putting down his phone, he looked at Xiangzi and said,"Why are you looking for me so early in the morning? It's not like you have school today.”As he spoke, Xiong Er shifted his gaze to the H book in Xiangzi's hands. The woman on the cover of the book was the reason why Xiong Er's gaze was attracted.

When Xiangzi heard Xiong Er's words, she immediately put down the 3 H-books and took out the ticket to hell (in Xiong Er's eyes)."Let's go on a date. I happen to have this ticket.”Xiangzi's words stunned Xionger, because this ticket had appeared in front of him yesterday, and it was in someone else's hands.

Even so, Yuji still asked,""Hey, Xiangzi, where did you get this ticket?”Yuji seemed to have asked a question that he already knew the answer to.

When Xiangzi heard this, a cute expression appeared on his face."A kind person gave it to me." Xiangzi's words made Yuji hate Akira. Therefore, Yuji picked up his phone again and dialed Akira's number. At the same time, he did something to make Akira unable to see the number.

Akira had already woken up early that morning. As he had already finished discussing the plan with several important business partners last night, Akira was about to leave when he received this anonymous call. After the call connected, Akira heard the other party say in a voice filled with killing intent,"I'll kill you!" After saying that, she hung up the phone without caring about Akira's cries. Akira quickly ran in the direction of the Kamitani family with a frightened expression on his face. (Actually, Akira was already prepared to seek protection from Night. --- The Sound of Mystery)

Yuji vented his anger and said to Xiangzi,"I refuse!" The firm words made Xiangzi's eyes almost spit fire. Of course, Xiangzi didn't resort to violence. He just picked up Yuji's book and said,"We agreed to go on a date if you lose to me. If you break the contract, we'll get married immediately!”After saying that, Xiangzi didn't forget to take out his lighter and use a double threat.

Hearing this, Yuji immediately retorted,""How did you tamper with the agreement? I only said that I would go on a date with you, but I didn't say which day! And don't burn Xiang! That book was 5500 yen! I'm not that rich idiot, Ye!”(Achoo! Who is scolding me behind my back? Yuji's words made Xiangzi even more certain that Yuji could go on a date with her.

So Xiangzi looked at the ceiling, the fish tank, and the computer desk and said,""There are three books on the ceiling, one in the fish tank, and one under the computer desk. Yuji, if you burn these books, I'll forgive you. If I burn it, I won't forgive you!”Xiangzi was determined to burn Xionger's playboy to ashes no matter what.

Just as Xionger was about to retaliate, Xiangzi stabbed him in the eye, causing him to fall onto the bed and cover his eyes while wailing. Xiangzi then started burning the books in Xionger's room, completely ignoring the marks on the floor. Of course, Xiangzi had the money to repair the floor. In fact, Xiangzi's family was also a rich family, which was why he was able to meet Yue so early.

On the other side, in the room of the Kamiya family, Night was rolling around on his bed. He had a terrible nightmare. In the dream, the moon had countless clones, and each clone was exactly the same as the moon itself. The constant poking of eyes and the constant thoughts made Night want to die in the dream.

Moon was woken up by Night's constant rolling and saw that Night was covered in sweat and his expression was distorted. She immediately patted his face and woke him up. Night opened his eyes and saw Moon's face. He immediately screamed and said,"No! It was too terrifying! It's too terrifying!" The repeated words made Moon anxiously hug Night's body and start coaxing her.

However, after Moon hugged Night's body, Night trembled even more violently, and there were signs that he was about to faint. It was obvious that the after-effects of the dream almost caused Night to collapse, even though the method of sleeping last night was very inappropriate. Strictly speaking, Night was knocked out by Moon last night and fell asleep immediately. The dream naturally became terrifying.

In the end, Night recovered under Moon's constant comforting and gentleness that lacked violence. However, there was still a trace of strangeness in her gaze when she looked at Moon. At the same time, Night whispered to herself,"Countless months is really terrifying. I almost died there.”Although Night spoke softly, in a room with only two people, any sound made by one person would enter the other person's ears.

Moon did not get angry when she heard this. Instead, she smiled and hugged Night's neck, pressing her face against Night's face."Darling, am I that scary?!”Moon's tone caused Night to shiver uncontrollably. At the same time, Moon's expression was like that of a devil. Of course, Night could guess it even without seeing Moon's expression.

Therefore, Night quickly said,"No!" The moon isn't scary at all. On the contrary, it's very cute. So, I'm hungry. I want to eat!”As he spoke, Night escaped from Moon's embrace. However, because the injury on his hand had not healed, Moon would enter the bathroom again to openly molest him when he was showering.

Night ran downstairs in his pajamas and saw Oli busy in the kitchen. This time, Moon didn't come down with him, so he could openly harass Oli. Night lightened his footsteps, and at the same time, he tiptoed like a cat. Oli knew that it was him when Night came downstairs, and she also knew that Night would definitely come to ambush her. Because there was only one footstep, it meant that Moon did not come down with him. Without Moon's control, Night was definitely ten times braver than usual.

Just as Oli was about to turn around to defend herself, Night had already hugged Oli's body. The position where his hands were placed was enough for him to die ten times over. At the same time, he used his face to rub against Oli's smooth cheek. After Oli realized that she had miscalculated, she sighed at how mature Night's technique had become. Although the hands that were messing around with her body wanted to hit her, she could only endure it when she thought of the wounds on his hands.

After 10 seconds, Oli realized that Night had no intention of stopping and whispered,""Young master Kamitani, if you don't want to be punished by the young miss, you'd better come down obediently. At the same time, I won't tell the young miss what you've done. Of course, if you don't come down, I'll ask the young miss to come down and pull you away.”Oli's words made Night's face turn as bitter as if he had drunk 100% pure natural coffee.

However, Night listened to Oli's words. He rubbed against her hard and quickly let go of Oli's body and ran into the bathroom to prevent Moon from smelling Oli's scent on him. Then, Night would become a Level 3 Disabled Person at home.

Oli saw that Night's cold expression had finally changed after entering the bathroom. Her happy and bitter expression told her what was on her mind. But very quickly, Oli's expression returned to its original state. She was as cold as a ten-thousand-year-old iceberg. However, Night knew that she wasn't an ice mountain, because Night had seen her smile before. When she was young, Oli's smile would always cause Night to tease her, while Moon was just like a shy girl. The truth was that Yue Yue didn't speak. Whenever he spoke, Night would suffer all kinds of pain, especially when he spoke the two high notes of " God's Retribution."

Three minutes later, Moon also wore pajamas and took her clothes and Night's clothes into the bathroom. Then, she heard the two of them having a normal conversation. Of course, Night would not be polite in rebuking Moon during normal conversations. If there was another person, Night would be secretly pinched. When only the two of them were left, Night would be properly educated. (Every sentence was about marriage or after marriage.) This was to cause mental damage to Night. --- Oli)

Five minutes later, Akira rushed into Night's house. When Oli heard the sound of someone opening the door, she immediately poked her head out to look at the person who opened the door and said,"Young Master Kamitani and Eldest Miss are currently bathing. Please wait a moment.”After saying that, Oli retracted her body and went to work on Sunday's breakfast.

When Akira heard this, he immediately prepared to send a message to the entire FFF group. However, just as Akira was about to press the send button, a voice came from the bathroom," No! I don't want to go to Kisaragi Paradise! Who knows what you're up to! If you forcefully drag me to the experience wedding and turn it into a real wedding, my life will be over!”The sorrowful tone in Night's voice made Hisashi understand. Night didn't take a bath with Moon willingly or happily, or rather, he didn't force his way in like his sister and Kirishima.

Oli heard Night's shout and wiped her hands. She went to the bathroom and knocked on the door,""Young Master Kamiya, Eldest Miss, the person who had dinner here last night has come to look for Young Master Kamiya.”Oli's words saved Night, who was about to be raped by Moon. Night simply put on his pants and ran out without buttoning his shirt. At the same time, he had a liberated smile on his face.

Night glanced at Akira and said,""Mingjiu, no matter what it is today, I'll help you! Speak!" Night generously made a promise so that he could take back his life from Yue, even though he only had less than two years left.

When Akira saw Night, he quickly turned off his phone and said,""When I was about to go to Kisaragi Paradise this morning, someone called me and threatened to kill me. The voice was terrifying.”Akira's words allowed Night to instantly find the culprit who had made the threatening phone call. In fact, anyone else would have immediately known who the culprit was, except for Akira, who was an idiot.

However, when she saw Akira's expression, she gave up on the idea of torturing him and said,""It's okay. Even if he wants to kill you, he needs to consider whether it's worth it to kill someone who's in high school but is dumber than a primary school student.”Night's comforting words made Akira's tears flow even faster.

Akira grabbed Night's clothes and said,""You're comforting me, right? Hey, right, Night?" Akira really wanted Night to nod in agreement. Even though he was no longer afraid, Night's hurtful words made Akira's heart bleed.

"Yes, that's right. You're indeed dumber than a primary school student.”Night's merciless words caused Akira to instantly lie on the floor in pain. At the same time, he kept wailing," How can I be dumber than a primary school student!?!" I'm a high school student!" Wait for what Ye had said after being defeated by Class E's representative.

At this time, Yue also walked out of the bathroom wearing blue jeans and a white tank top. At the same time, her hair was tied into a long ponytail. Of course, Moon's hair was always loose when she wore a dress. When she wore casual clothes, Moon would always tie her hair into a ponytail or hide it with a hat because Night did not like it. Although Night never said anything, Moon could feel Night's displeasure from her eyes. Outsiders thought that Night was afraid of the moon, but it was the truth. Unless Night could be a real man at certain times, he would look like a bear when he was with the moon.

Moon saw that Night was acting like a ghost again and smiled at Night,""Darling, let's eat breakfast. Oli had already prepared breakfast and placed it on the dining table. If she didn't eat it now, it would get cold. And Yoshii-san, have you had breakfast? Do you want to eat some more?" Yue's etiquette was impeccable at this moment.

When Akira heard that there was a free breakfast, he immediately jumped up and ran to the dining table."Yes! I only drank some salt water and salad oil this morning!”Akira had a bitter smile on his face as he said something that shocked everyone. They were shocked at how he had survived until now. Of course, Moon, Oli, and Ryoko, who had just come down from upstairs, all looked at Akira with the same gaze.

Night took a bite of bread after seeing the speechless question and said,""Akira is someone who can survive by consuming calories. Of course, if it were me, I might have starved to death long ago.”After saying that, Night continued to enjoy her breakfast, but there was another factor in Ryoko's gaze when she looked at Akira.

Breakfast was served very quickly, and Oli was also eating at the dining table. This was because Moon was not someone who cared about such things. Although these etiquette were not allowed to be broken in the main family, Moon had the final say here. Breakfast only took 15 minutes to finish, and Akira was still sweeping away the remaining food. He was too hungry, and Night refused to lend him money, so he hadn't had a proper meal in a long time. (Big-breasted Mizuki and Tsundere Mibo, my lingering thoughts!) My rear palace! Night)

After breakfast, Ryoko said that she had nothing to do today and wanted to go together, so Oli drove the Rolls-Royce Phantom to Kisaragi Paradise with the four of them. Although Night tried to find an excuse to get out of the car and escape, she was stopped by Moon using various means, and there was no violence. For example, Night wanted to buy drinks, while Moon took out six types of drinks that suited Night's taste from the car refrigerator. If Night wanted to eat, she had just finished breakfast, and there was no need to buy lunch at Kisaragi Paradise. She had to go to the toilet, hold it in, and wait for a series of methods to make Night's face turn paler and paler.

Meanwhile, Akira was in the car, looking at all kinds of new and interesting things, touching and poking them like a child. In the end, Moon looked at Night's increasingly pale face and said to him,""You can play games with Yoshii-san. I've specially asked someone to install a few interesting games for you in the car so that you can waste your boring time.”Moon's words immediately brought Night back to her senses. Meanwhile, Akira was also staring at Moon with anticipation in his eyes from the passenger seat.

Moon opened the driver's seat and took out two controllers. She handed them to Night and Hisashi and said,""There's a socket on the left side of the air conditioner, Yoshii-san.”After saying that, Moon helped Night, who couldn't reach the socket, connect the mouse. At the same time, she opened the game screen for the two to choose.

After the two of them played the game that night, they had all sorts of conversations. For example, Night had a determined expression on her face as she abused Akira, while Akira had a twisted expression on his face as he fought with Night while pressing the game controller. Although there were some games that Night was not Akira's match, the games in the car were all games that Night liked and was best at. Thus, he had long known that Akira was being abused.

After 30 minutes of battle, Akira had successfully turned into a shriveled corpse. As for Night, he was still calmly looking at the road ahead of him, but his eyes were filled with the joy of victory. Moon looked at Night and smiled. She hugged his arm and said,"Honey, is the game fun? Do you want to install a few more games?" Moon's tone made Akira bite his handkerchief and turn his head to look at the two of them with jealousy.

In the end, Oli slammed on the brakes and caused Akira to slam into the windshield so hard that he nearly fainted. However, Night wasn't worried at all about whether the windshield would shatter or not because it was absolutely bulletproof. When she saw the thickness of the windshield, Night was already certain of this fact.

Oli parked the car in the parking lot and followed behind Yue. The five of them saw Hideyoshi as soon as they entered Kisaragi Paradise. A pervert. Miho and the big-breasted Mizuki were already waiting there. After seeing the four of them, Night looked at Akira and said," Akira, it's AM8.30 now. Go and change your clothes immediately. At the same time, tell everyone your position and what you need to do for the last time. I'll give Xionger a sure-kill move at the last moment.”After saying that, Night turned to Oli, Moon, and Ryoko.

"Oli, I'll have to trouble you to be a waitress for once." I'll have to trouble you to be the host, Ryoko. Moon, I'll have to trouble you to tell Xiangzi the route I've booked. As for how to get Xiangzi to bring Yuji there, that's up to you.”When talking to Ryoko, Night's tone was very polite.

"I understand." Oli nodded.”After saying that, Oli followed Hideyoshi to the dining hall, and Ryoko followed closely behind, because the dining hall and the final killing move would be released there. In fact, the purpose of the podium was to humiliate Yuji.

Moon covered her heart and bowed to Night.""Yes, my dear. As long as my dear needs me to do something, I will do it.”Moon's appearance stunned both Mizuki and Miho. At the same time, there was also a perverted pervert, and Akira had already become the target of Miho's head and eyes.

When Night heard this, she immediately said,"Then sign me…" That's impossible, dear.”Moon in the Night didn't say it out loud, but she immediately denied his words. This caused Night to turn white and run to the corner of the wall to draw circles.

Miyabi felt extremely awkward when she saw how Tsuki and Niya were behaving. However, she was bold enough to do something that no one else had ever done before. " Why would someone as beautiful as Moon pursue Kamitani?" Miyami asked.”Miho had completely forgotten why she and Mizuki went back to chase Akira.

At this time, Night was far away from here, so she didn't hear it. Moon turned around and smiled at Miyami."I don't know why either. But I know one thing. When I'm in danger, as long as I shout my dear's name, he will appear in front of me to protect me.”(Tsk, who wants to save you! However, my body didn't listen to me and rushed out. When I wanted to run again, the other party didn't let me off either. That was what a tragedy was. Night)

After hearing this, Miyabi looked at Moon enviously. She then looked at Akira as if she was trying to confirm if Akira would come and save her. "Little Ming," she asked Akira,"if I'm in danger, will you come back and save me?"”Miho's words made Mizuki very dissatisfied.""Too cunning, Miha." The two of them were so jealous that Moon's eyes turned into crescents (smiling).

When Akira heard this, he sprawled on the ground and stretched out his left hand." How could someone as cruel as Miha be in danger…" ah. ah. Ah... You can't twist your arm like this! Her cervical vertebra was about to break! leg. Her legs were about to break…Crack..." Akira had died gloriously, and the murderer was none other than the shy Minami from earlier. At this moment, her body was surrounded by a yellow murderous aura.

Suddenly, the pervert said,""The target is here." His words made Night run over from afar, because the voice of the pervert was the clearest in the calmness. Or rather, Night had already turned his ears to his side.

Therefore, Night quickly ran back and said with a serious face,""Everyone, let the operation begin! Let us win laughter in the pain of our enemies!”After saying that, Night ran away first, followed by Moon, and then the pervert. Hideyoshi quickly ran back under the call of the pervert.

The plan named " Yuji's Encounter at Kisaragi Paradise " began.

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