The Joy of Idiot Testing
18 Xionger and Xiangzi and the night’s forbearance

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Question 14: Please name all the countries that are called the three Baltics.

Kirishima Shoko's answer Lithuania " Estonia. Latvia "

(Correct answer, Kirishima-san.) Teacher)

Akihisa Yoshii returned to Kagawa. Tokujima. Ehime. Gao Zhi!"

(Regardless of whether your answer is correct or not, the number of places you answered does not match the number of countries you need to answer. At the same time, the four places you answered are not countries.)---- Teacher)

Kamitani Natsuya's reply: "Lithuania (a small defeated country). Estonia (our loyal friends, of course, only a few). Latvia (ibid.)"

(Alright, Kamiya-san, your answer will always make the teacher wonder which country you are from. Although your answer is correct, please keep the rest in your heart next time. ---- Teacher)

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Xionger was held by Xiangzi's arm as he walked towards his tragic place with a pained expression. However, in the eyes of outsiders, Xiangzi and Xionger were a sweet couple. Of course, this had to be excluding the expression on Xionger's face. The expression on Xionger's face wasn't something he wanted to show. It was Xiangzi who was using her hand to tightly grip Xionger's arm to prevent him from escaping.

Therefore, Yuji said to Xiangzi with a pained expression,"Xiangzi, can you not get so close?”As he spoke, Yuji didn't forget to gently struggle free.

After hearing what Xionger said, Xiangzi felt his intentions. She tightened her grip on Xionger's arm and said,"Impossible! Because once I leave Yuji, Yuji will run away. Moreover, couples were all like this. What was wrong with that?”Xiangzi had been deeply poisoned by the moon, and had become a copy of it.

Xionger heard Xiangzi's infuriating words and immediately shouted,""Which couple walks while holding each other's arms? Are you blind? Ah... ache. It hurts…Be gentle." Xionger's words were answered by Xiangzi's actions. Of course, Xionger's arm behind his back was raised a little higher.

Soon, the two of them entered Kisaragi Paradise's main entrance. Hideyoshi and Akira were waiting for them there. When Hideyoshi and Akira saw Shoko and Yuji from afar, Hideyoshi immediately took out two ball masks and handed one to Akira."Mingjiu, wear this. It can hide your identity.”Hideyoshi looked at the green ball mask in his hand and his mouth twitched. If it was someone he wasn't familiar with, this thing could indeed fool him. However, Yuji's understanding of Akira could be said to have surpassed his own. Otherwise, Yuji wouldn't have been able to fool Akira so well.

Even though this was what Hideyoshi was thinking, he still put on his ball mask and said to Akira,"Hurry up. I'll go out first." After saying that, Hideyoshi quickly ran to Shoko and Yuji. Then, he made a butler's etiquette and said,"Welcome to Kisaragi Paradise. May I ask if you have an entrance ticket?”Hideyoshi's voice and posture were always like a beautiful girl. This was also one of the reasons why Akira treated Hideyoshi as a beautiful girl.

Shoko took a look at Hideyoshi and took out a ticket from her bag."Yes." It was a simple and shrewd statement, but with his personality, he would speak quickly to any male other than Yuji and a certain scumbag. Or rather, he would not say too much to him. (Some things can't be left unexplained to him (scumbag). --- Xiangzi)

Hideyoshi took the admission ticket and pretended to look at it carefully. Then, he said in a congratulatory tone,"Congratulations to the two of you for obtaining a chance to experience Kisaragi Paradise's wedding.”Hideyoshi snapped his fingers and Akira quickly ran out. Yuji couldn't stay calm anymore because his enemy (The person who gave the ticket to Shoko is my enemy) was also his enemy. --- Yuji) Yoshii Akaihisa had already appeared in front of him.

Therefore, Yuji didn't wait for Hideyoshi to speak before he took out his cell phone and dialed Akira's number. At the same time, Akira's cell phone rang. After Akira picked up the call, he heard Yuji say in a gloomy voice,""Yo, Mingjiu, you seem to be having a lot of fun…Gritting your teeth…!" Yuji gritted his teeth so hard that they almost shattered.

Akira and Hideyoshi stared blankly at Yuji. Suddenly, Akira spoke into the phone,""Retreat!" After saying that, Akira and Hideyoshi started running together, while Yuji and Shoko followed closely behind. Even though Yuji already knew who he was, Akira still refused to admit it."You've got the wrong person!" Other than him, there was another person who knew how to use this idiotic way of refuting. (Achoo, what happened? Did he catch a cold? No way. Night in a corner holding a walkie-talkie)

Yuji ignored Akira's words and said loudly,""Why are you here!”It seemed like he was the only physical idiot who could talk while running without panting. Of course, a certain scumbag was included. In the end, Yuji grabbed Akihisa and Hideyoshi to the fountain. The two of them stopped running because there was no point in running anymore. Moreover, it would disrupt the battle plan.

Seeing that the two of them were no longer running away, Yuji looked at Hideyoshi and said,""Why are you here? What is the meaning of this? Hideyoshi!" After saying that, Yuji's expression seemed a little strange, and he was also wondering if this was a trap, a trap set up by a certain scumbag who had committed a heinous crime.

Seeing that Yuji had seen through his disguise, Hideyoshi took off his mask and hair clip and said,""What are you talking about? I'm just a staff member of Kisaragi Paradise. You don't know me at all.”Hideyoshi's expression was firm and ruthless, as if he had already started acting for someone's plan.

Yuji took out his cell phone and dialed Hideyoshi's number. However, just as Hideyoshi's phone was about to ring, Hideyoshi threw his cell phone into the fountain and said,"Aiya, my hand slipped!" Hideyoshi's acting skills, which had completely immersed himself in the role, caused Yuji to completely fail.

Hideyoshi's series of actions completely stunned Yuji. Soon, Hideyoshi came to Shoko and said,"Please wait a moment. I'll immediately contact the specialized staff to prepare everything for you.”Hideyoshi turned around with a smile and took out a walkie-talkie with his back facing Yuji and Shoko."Little Bird calling Falcon. The target has appeared. Now, we have to switch to the preparation of the marriage stage.”Hideyoshi's words made Yuji uncomfortable. At least now he finally understood that Kisaragi Paradise was a huge trap.

Yuji clenched his fist and said to Hideyoshi,""Hey! What is this conversation of yours that makes me feel that it's very inappropriate!”As he spoke, Yuji wanted to go home more and more.

"This is our business and has nothing to do with you. Please don't mind it.”Hideyoshi's words drove Yuji crazy and he shouted at him,""It's obviously about us!”Yuji's frenzied tone made Night, who was eavesdropping through the walkie-talkie, laugh until his stomach cramped.

Hideyoshi ignored Yuji's question and said with a professional smile,""Then let's take a souvenir photo for the special service.”Hideyoshi then snapped his fingers again and the pervert appeared in the middle of the four of them. However, the thing in his hand and the black muslin headgear he wore could not hide his true identity. Therefore, Xionger shouted loudly,"Xiangzi! I'm sorry!" After shouting, Xiong Er lifted Xiangzi's short skirt, revealing the infinite scenery.

The pervert glided to Xiangzi's skirt with his camera and was about to take a photo. At this moment, Yuji put his hands on his chest and looked down at the pervert."A leopard can't change its spots. This sentence is most suitable for you, right?”With the accompaniment of the sun, Xionger's figure was like a messenger of justice. The pervert looked at Xionger in shock and could not refute.

Just as Xionger was about to continue pressuring him, Xiangzi immediately approached him and whispered,"" Yuji, hello, H." As she spoke, Xiangzi's face turned red. Of course, she didn't care if her face would turn red. Even if the moon was lifted by the night, it would still turn red. This was a type of shyness that young girls should have.

Yuji blushed when he heard Xiangzi's words. He was too bold, but he still explained,"There won't be a second time. Forgive me.”Her tone was very gentle and tactful.

When Xiangzi heard this, he retracted his body and said,"The next step is to do it on the bed.”Xiangzi's bold words scared Xionger so much that he took two steps back and distanced himself from the source of danger. At the same time, Yuji said in a sobbing tone,""I told you! There won't be a next time!" As he spoke, he seemed to have increased his courage and took a step forward. Then, he said in a somewhat unromantic tone,"Besides, I have no interest in your underwear!”After saying that, Xiong Er didn't notice the cold light in Xiangzi's eyes.

Just as Xionger was about to continue speaking, Xiangzi grabbed his head with a headshot and said darkly,"I will never forgive you for that." As he spoke, Xiangzi's hand gradually tightened. At the same time, Xionger's miserable scream rang out.

When the pervert saw this scene, he calmly picked up the camera and aimed it at the two of them. After taking a picture, Xiong Er was about to be killed in an instant. It was only when the pervert brought the photo over that Xiangzi let go of Xionger and looked at it for a while. Then, Xionger snatched it away. Xionger's mouth twitched as he looked at himself and Xiangzi in the photo."What's with this photo!" The reason why Yuji said that was because it said," We're getting married!”These few words.

At this moment, a couple came from behind and saw that the clothes they were wearing were a little too fashionable. The woman said to her boyfriend,"Hey, Mrs. Long, let's take a photo too.”The woman's words were a little too delicate, causing the people who were eavesdropping on them to shiver.

The person called Long Tai said to the pervert,"Little brother over there, please take a photo for us too.”As he spoke, he walked to the side of the pervert and patted his shoulder. The pervert glanced at Akira and nodded his head. He then took a photo of Yuji and Shoko using the same method. Then, he began to chase after Akira and the pervert.

Just as Ryuuta was about to catch up to Akira, Night walked out and said,""Sir, please be quiet. This is an amusement park, not an alley. If you have anything to say, please follow me over there.”As he spoke, Night's expression was extremely cold and vicious.

Ryuta looked at Night's expression and immediately retreated. However, for the sake of his face, he still said firmly,""Tch, kid over there, I'll let you off this time. Don't let me see you again.”After saying that, he spat out a mouthful of saliva like a hooligan and returned the way he came.

When Akira saw this result, he quickly came to Night's side and patted her on the shoulder.""Ye is really amazing. He scared that fiendish person away with just a few words…Eh... Why are your shoulders shaking? No, your whole body is shaking. What happened?" Mingjiu had never expected that Night would come out to act like a big shot.

Night turned around with a pale face and said to Akira,"If he really followed me there, you might have to collect my corpse.”After saying that, Night wiped the sweat off her forehead and returned to her seat. After Akira heard this, a silly smile appeared on his face before he went to look for Hideyoshi and the others.

At this moment, Xionger had been brought to the Haunted House by Xiangzi. The reason why he was there was because after Moon whispered something into Xiangzi's ear, he saw Xiangzi dragging Xionger by the arm with a slightly red face. Just as Soko was about to bring Yuji into the Haunted House, Hideyoshi stopped them and said,""Please sign the oath in case anything happens inside.”As he spoke, the pervert knelt on one knee and presented the oath.

Yuji heard Hideyoshi's words and said with interest, Oh, that sounds interesting. Let me see…"I, Sakamoto Yuji, am willing to take Kirishima Shoko as my wife for the rest of my life. I swear to share happiness and hardship with her.”After reading it, Yuji's teeth made a sorrowful sound.

Akira took out a pen and said to Yuji,""There's a pen here." (Yuji, seal.) Xiangzi)(Here's the inkpad.)-- The triple attacks from the three of them made Yuji shout,"Only me? Am I the only one who thinks that the situation here is extremely abnormal?”Yuji's frenzied voice made Moon snicker because there was still one last attack that had yet to appear.

For this month, he walked over and picked up the oath. He said to Yuji,""The latter part of this is directly copied on the marriage contract.”Her words made Xionger lower his head, and Xiangzi cooperated by the side,"How thoughtful." After saying that, Xiangzi looked at Yue with gratitude because she was the one who brought the marriage contract. (Darling, I'm allergic to the marriage contract. I'll faint if I hold it.)--- Month)

Yuji made a long-range throwing pose and shouted,"Thoughtful my ass!" Yuji threw the marriage contract into the distance, and Xiangzi looked at it with a regretful gaze. It wasn't until Moon whispered a few more words into her ear that Xiangzi returned to normal.

Then, under Hideyoshi's guidance, the two of them arrived at the entrance of the Haunted House. Before they entered, they handed the bag to Hideyoshi and said,""Please be careful. The things inside will spill out.”After saying that, she prepared to walk in with Yuji. Suddenly, Yuji turned around and looked at Akira.""Mingjiu, where did the female university student you went on a date with go? Also, I saw Ye leading that white-collar woman over there. Didn't you follow him?”Yuji then brought Xiangzi into the haunted house, leaving behind a sweaty Akira and a sneering Moon.

Moon took out her phone and sent a text message to Ruixi before calling Night. A few seconds later, Night picked up the phone and said,""What's wrong? Is there anything?" Night had no idea that he had been tricked by Yuji, or rather, he didn't expect Yuji to know that he was here.

Moon said coldly to Night,""Dear, did you have a good date with the white-collar woman? I'll go back to find you right away.”By the end of her sentence, Moon's tone was filled with killing intent. At the same time, she took out her special weapon, the stun gun and stun baton. The sizzling sound almost made Ye cry on the other end of the phone.

However, Ye still argued loudly,""No! I've been squatting in the corner! Where did this white-collar woman come from! If you don't believe me, you can ask Akira. I even bumped into him just now! Moon! You have to believe me! Hello. Hey... toot." Moon hung up the phone and watched Akira, who was being abused by Miha and Mizuki, turn around and leave. Hideyoshi and the pervert took a look at the haunted house and Yuji's devilish smile appeared in their hearts.

Miyami pinched Akira's head and said,""We were all busy with the battle plan, and you actually dared to go on a date with a female university student! Unforgivable! Crack..." Akira had sacrificed himself heroically, but Mizuki was still twisting Akira's legs to ensure that he couldn't be more dead. (Who's dead!) Mingjiu)

At this moment, Night began to frantically switch positions and hide. Finally, Night found a hiding spot in a hidden bush and hid inside. Night had just steadied her breathing when she heard the sound of Moon's footsteps and the sound of the electric baton. This made Night cover her mouth to prevent herself from making any sound to ensure her personal safety.

Moon looked at the GPS on her phone screen and realized that Night was right beside her. In fact, in order to prevent Night from sneaking away, Night's phone, clothes, and watch were all equipped with tracking devices that could display Night's location on her unique GPS phone. Moon looked at the tall grass and smiled.""Honey, come out. I know you're nearby. Come out and explain the story between you and that white-collar worker.”As she spoke, Moon pressed the switch of the electric baton again. The flickering of the lightning filled Night's eyes with a glimmer of hope for survival, or rather, he was praying that he would not be discovered by the moon.

Moon waited for Night to come out for a while, then pointed her taser gun at the hiding spot and said,""Honey, are you sure you don't want to come out? If there are any consequences, don't say that I bullied you.”Moon's expression was so cute, but her eyes were so terrifying. Although Moon's IQ was not low, if someone said that there was a woman by Night's side, Moon would rather accuse Night than relax her watch over Night.

Night saw the tip of the stun gun through the gaps in the grass and began to move back gently. Just as Night was about to get up and run away, Moon pulled the trigger of the stun gun and heard Night's miserable scream. Moon looked at Night, who was lying in the grass, and said,""Darling, you actually want to run! Speak! Where's the white-collar woman you're dating?”He was casually interrogated and tortured by the moon.

Akira ended up as a corpse that was even more tragic than Night's. However, Yuji wasn't any better off either, because Hideyoshi had come up with another way to torture him, or perhaps Night had already planned this out. Therefore, Hideyoshi entered the broadcast room of the Haunted House and waited for Yuji to enter the ambush site before broadcasting the murder broadcast.

Yuji and Xiangzi looked around the Haunted House and said,""Using an abandoned hospital as a haunted house is really interesting.”As soon as Xiong Er finished speaking, he heard a hissing sound coming from the broadcast. It seemed that the adjustment was not completed.

Even so, she could still hear a few words clearly."Compared to..." or... Himeji... I like it even more." These words attracted the attention of the two. Of course, Xiangzi only noticed it because it was Xionger's voice. Xiong Er listened to the broadcast and asked,""What happened? Was it synthesized? Or was it Hideyoshi's imitation? No matter what, it won't scare me.”At this moment, Yuji would never think that Night had come up with an idea to kill him.

Right at this moment, the complete message came out of the broadcast," Compared to Shoko, I still prefer Himeji, with big breasts..”After that, Yuji stopped in his tracks and looked at Xiangzi with cold sweat on his face. The reason was that Xiangzi was like a ghost in a haunted house, emitting a black gas.

Xiangzi asked Xionger with red eyes and a Shura-like aura,"Yuji, is that true?" At this moment, Xiangzi had already made preparations to punish Yuji. In fact, Night had also prepared the tools to punish Yuji. He even appeared beside Xiangzi at this moment. (Mace, leather whip, chopper, large copper basin, and paper fan. There were bloodstains on them, as if they had killed a few people.)--- The Sound of Mystery)

Xiangzi pulled off the mace from the rope and rushed down to Xionger,"Xionger, wake up." After saying that, Xiangzi sped up and chased after the prey in front of him like a chainsaw murderer.

Yuji listened to the broadcast and ran quickly."Damn it! Although the theme had changed, it was indeed extremely terrifying!”After saying that, Yuji ran quickly and continued to explain,"Wait! Don't come over. Listen to me, this is a trap!! Ah!" Hideyoshi was very cooperative and let out a scream to add to the terrifying atmosphere.

4 hours later, Yuji was sitting on a bench outside after experiencing all kinds of scary attempts. He was panting and sweating as he looked at the sky, rejoicing at his new life. Hideyoshi, who was standing at the side, said to the two of them with a professional smile,"How is it? Do the two of you have the urge to get married?”Hideyoshi's words almost suffocated Yuji to death.

After a while, Yuji looked at Hideyoshi and said,""Why did you think of marriage? Where did you see me choose to get married after surviving a disaster? Moreover, the person who caused such a result was right beside him.”Yuji's words didn't catch Xiangzi's attention because she had just done what she usually wanted to do.

After hearing Yuji's words, Hideyoshi argued,"Generally speaking, men and women who fall into danger (traps) will form a deep bond.”Before Hideyoshi could finish, Yuji interrupted him,"Didn't you hear me? Are you ignoring me? It's still automatic filtering!" Xionger was already going crazy.

At this moment, Xiangzi took out his bag and said,"Yuji, it's almost time for lunch.”Xiangzi was indeed a good wife and mother. She had always placed Xiong Er first. However, other than his unbearable personality, Xiangzi was indeed the first choice to be his girlfriend. (Moon is the same, but if you want her to change herself, you might as well kill me directly.)--- Night)

Yuji stood up and said without looking back,""Yes, I'm hungry after running for half a day.”Suddenly, the park's broadcast sounded. Mr. Fukuda's voice appeared on the broadcast." As a guide for the guests, the restaurant will be launching a special lunch today. A special menu has been prepared for customers with special tickets. Please go and taste it.”Yuji didn't see Xiangzi's expression at all, but Moon saw it clearly. The girl could clearly understand what the girl was thinking from her expression. Of course, if she threw away the blackened night in her hand, it might be more convincing.

In the end, Yuji was led into the restaurant by the pervert and Hideyoshi. After entering the restaurant, the western-style arrangement made the surrounding atmosphere a little pink. At the same time, in order to increase the popularity of the banquet, they even used the recorded recording to create the illusion of a lively atmosphere.

At this moment, Oli, who was wearing a maid costume, walked over with the menu and said,"Sir, Miss, what would you like to order?”However, the expression on Oli's face remained as cold as an iceberg.

Yuji took the menu and ordered a curry, steak, and fruit salad before handing it to Xiangzi. Xiangzi ordered the same food as Yuji and looked at Yuji's face in fascination. Yuji sat there like a carpet, enjoying the sight of Xiangzi.

At this time, Night finally came back to life and grabbed Oli's leg to ask for some food. Moon looked at Night's pitiful appearance and realized that she had wronged him just now, so she relaxed a little and let him follow Oli to the kitchen. After Oli brought Night into the kitchen, she began to get busy. However, her cooking speed was not comparable to that of a professional chef.

Night sat behind the special seat that Oli had prepared for him. He knocked on the table with a fork in his left hand and a knife in his right hand and shouted,"Hurry up! I'm starving! Moreover, his body was still in pain! Only Oli's cooking can comfort my wounded heart! Oli, hurry up!" Oli didn't feel annoyed or displeased at all when she saw how noisy Night was.

It was because Night rarely had time to be alone with her, and taking care of Night was one of her favorite things. Thus, Oli cut some vegetables and said to Night,""Please wait a moment, Young Master. It'll be ready soon.”Oli skipped the surname Ye and addressed him as Young Master. This was also how she addressed the people she was close to.

When Night heard this, she laid on the table like a dead scumbag (Bastard! Who was the scum! There are still scumbags, aren't they still human? At this moment, Moon was secretly watching at the door to see if Night had done anything to Oli. After watching for a while, she saw that Night was resting on the table, so she walked in. Moon came to Night's side and lowered her head to whisper in her ear,""Honey, do you want to eat what I made?”Moon was coaxing a certain angry scumbag.

Ye overheard Yue's words and tilted her head to avoid looking at Yue's face.""No, I want to eat Oli's food!”As she spoke, Night threw a tantrum like a child, causing Oli to reveal a smile. That smile was seen clearly by Night, who had tilted her head. After sensing Night's gaze, Oli immediately retracted her gaze. Moon did not get angry and began to coax Night. In the end, when Moon was about to use her trump card," Kiss ", Night expressed that she was no longer angry.

Oli finished preparing three sets of the same food and placed one of them in front of Night. Then, she brought the other two sets outside and placed them in front of Yuji and Xiangzi. Then, Oli prepared to leave and return to the kitchen to ask if Night needed anything else. However, Oli's plan was quite good, but things were not as perfect as she thought.

The young man named Ryutai and his girlfriend were once again the ones who were hated by others. Ryutai saw Oli's outfit and shouted,""Hey, maid over there, why don't you come over and ask us what we want to eat?”As he spoke, he slammed the table without any manners.

Oli tilted her head and looked at him and his girlfriend.""Sorry, what would you like to order?”Oli's tone was neither humble nor humble. It was completely unlike her from before.

Ryuta glanced at Oli, then picked up the menu and casually ordered two dishes before throwing it away. Oli quickly grabbed the menu just as it was about to reach her hand and said,"Please wait a moment." After saying that, Oli left the place. Ryutai looked at Oli's back strangely.

Moon and Night, who were in the kitchen, watched everything that had just happened. If Moon had not held Night back, he would have rushed out and fought to the death with her. When Oli returned to the kitchen, she saw that Night's angry expression did not stop. Instead, she went straight to the stove and continued to cook.

Moon looked at Oli's back and her heart was filled with anger. What was supposed to be an interesting matter had been ruined by those two bastards. In the end, Moon angrily took out her phone and was about to call Baldy, but just as she was about to press the dial button, Night stopped her and said,"Forget it. It's better to avoid trouble.”Night still had a smile on his face, but it was the same smile as the six muscular freaks when they were fighting for their last chance.

When Moon saw Night's smile, she knew that Night was kind and would endure. Although he always caused trouble for the people around him and was annoying, even if someone said something about him, he would just laugh it off. However, if someone dared to do anything bad to his friends, Moon, and Oli, Night would definitely not laugh it off. This time, Night did not want to cause any trouble, because he had not fought anyone for a long time, except for the fight with Yuji when he entered the first grade. (I say, you get beaten up too, okay? --- The Sound of Mystery)

After such an episode, Night adjusted her mentality and returned to normal in a very short period of time, and Yuji's adventure in Kisaragi Paradise finally entered its climax.

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