The Joy of Idiot Testing
19 Two idiots and two beautiful girls

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Question 15: Please write down the full name of the largest country in the world.

Kinoshita Hideyoshi's answer was "Russia."

(The Russian Federation is the full name of Russia. Please write it down next time.)---- Teacher)

The coquettish pervert answered "Dream"

(Uh, Tsuchiya-san, the teacher is doubting whether you understand the questions. Also, please go to the tutorial room for after-class guidance after class.)--- Teacher)

Yoshii Akihisa's reply: Holy Britania Empire

(Yoshii-san, no matter how many times I see your answer, I feel very powerless. Can you please distinguish between reality and anime? Also, Mr. Nishimura asked you to go to him for guidance after class. ---- Teacher)

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After lunch, Yuji and Xiangzi appeared on the stage. Yuji wanted to run but didn't dare to. Night, who was watching from the side, couldn't close her mouth.

Of course, he would soon be miserable, at least before Moon found it interesting.

"Next up is the pre-wedding questions!" Ryoko said into the microphone. Please answer my questions truthfully. Now, please encourage the two of you.”After saying that, Ryoko clapped her hands twice before turning to look at Night. This was because he was the one who came up with such an embarrassing question, and Akira was also fanning the flames.

Then, Ryoko took the microphone and asked Yuji and Xiangzi,""May I know when their wedding anniversary is?”As soon as the question was asked, Yuji bit his thumb with sweat all over his head. He didn't remember when they got married, so there was no such thing as a wedding anniversary.

Xionger not being able to answer did not mean that Xiangzi could not answer. Xiangzi pressed the signal light with a determined expression and said,"Every day is our wedding anniversary!”Xiangzi's words made Xiong Er, who was deep in thought, grab his hair and shout,"When did you get married? And why is every day our wedding anniversary? It's too embarrassing!" Such words made people envious and jealous.

However, the people present were just watching Yuji lose face, so the corners of their mouths curled up. Then, Ryoko continued to ask,"May I ask where the two of you are going to hold your wedding?”Ryoko was already helpless when she saw that despicable question. In reality, it was just a bunch of bullsh * t.

Yuji quickly pressed the signal light and said,""Estonia Salavatni!" Yuji's random answer instantly defeated Ryoko, because she could no longer continue.

At this moment, Akira said,"Correct answer! Their wedding was held in Kisaragi Paradise's Estonia Saravatni private room!”This was the only reason why Night had allowed Hisashi to stand here. At the very least, even though Hisashi was stupid, he could still spout nonsense. Hence, Night had placed Hisashi here.

Yuji heard Akira's voice and gritted his teeth.""Mingjiu! You bastard!" Suddenly, Yuji gave up on arguing with Akira. The reason why Yuji gave up on arguing was because he had thought of a good way to crack Akira's nonsense.

After Ryoko saw that the situation was under Akira's control, she asked the last question,"May I ask when the two of you…""Ding Dong"(Sabas…Yuji)"…Correct answer.”Akira's half-way kill had thoroughly defeated Yuji, and Night was already laughing so hard that she was crawling on Moon's thigh and almost rolling around.

Yuji's body had turned white like the background, and Xiangzi dragged Yuji to the last segment, the wedding (fake) hall.

At this time, Night forcefully stopped herself from laughing as she dragged Yuji away from Soko's hands and brought him to the dressing room to put on Yuji's makeup. Meanwhile, Moon and Oli brought Soko to another dressing room to do her makeup.

30 minutes later, Yuji appeared in the auditorium wearing a light blue tuxedo. At this time, Night was also wearing a black suit and standing beside Yuji to prevent him from running away.

After another 15 minutes, Moon, Oli, and Xiangzi appeared at the door. Yuji blushed when he saw Xiangzi in her wedding dress. Night looked at Xiangzi in her wedding dress and smiled at the blushing Yuji.""Xionger, since you don't like Xiangzi so much, why are you blushing?”As he spoke, Night's eyes instantly caught sight of Moon Queen, who was wearing something like a wedding dress. His smile froze, but he was still trying to convince himself that Moon was wearing this dress to match the scene. (In fact, Moon was just trying to take the opportunity to hold the ritual. Then, you would become a fish on the chopping board with no way to escape. ---- The Sound of Mystery)

Soon, Xiangzi appeared in front of Xionger. Xiangzi looked at Xionger with deep affection and a trace of happiness after completing his dream."My dream since I was young was to be able to wear a wedding dress and walk into the auditorium with Yuji. I'm so happy." Xiangzi's words made Xionger's heart tremble, but he still thought that Xiangzi was doing this because of what happened back then. So, just as he was about to say something to ruin the atmosphere, he was stopped by a certain "night control" guy.

A certain Night Control grabbed Night's arm and smiled sweetly.""I finally put on my wedding dress and entered the wedding hall with my dear's arm. Darling, swear that you will always love me.”Moon's words made Night want to run away, but the thing that made him want to cry had already happened. Moon had already hugged his arm tightly, so he couldn't break free.

Night looked at Moon with a tragic expression and said,""No…What is this? What kind of farce is this? Children are playing house.”And that childish dream really makes me want to laugh…Haha…the young man called Ryutai and the fashionable girl both started laughing. The sarcasm and disdain in their laughter made Xiangzi run away in an instant, and Yuji clenched his hands the moment Xiangzi ran away.

Night's expression wasn't very good either, because he, Lian Yue, had also laughed at him. No matter what, any man in this world would beat up Ryutai for a girl who didn't care about any of her flaws and loved her wholeheartedly.

However, Night didn't do that. Instead, she smiled and said,""It's indeed like playing house. How boring. I'm going home." After saying that, Night took the lead and left Moon alone. Hideyoshi and the others were completely stunned. No one had expected this to happen.

Just as Akira was about to rush up and beat up Ryong Taiyi, Moon stopped him and said,""It's okay, because my dear said it's like playing house.”Her words once again triggered Yuji's nerves, but Yuki was also a victim, so Yuji directed all his anger at Ryuta.

Ryuuta stayed in Kisaragi Paradise until dusk before leaving. Night had followed him for two whole hours. During this time, Night had been following him with a smile on her face. She wanted to teach Ryuuta a lesson after he left Kisaragi Paradise.

However, what he did not know was that Yuji was also following Ryuta. The two of them did not notice each other's existence at all. It seemed that they had placed all their attention on Ryuta and that woman.

When Ryuuta brought his girlfriend to an empty alley, Ye Chaoluo ran in front of him and leaned against the wall, waiting for him to appear. Just as Ryutai walked out of the alley, Night said,""Hey, that young man with no morals.”Ye Yi spoke in a tone that provoked others.

Ryuta raised his head and was about to curse when he felt a sharp pain on his face. Night had used her right hand to form a fist and punched his left cheek the moment he raised his head.

Ryuta instinctively retaliated with her hand, but she only managed to hit Night's body, not her face at all.

Ryuuta's girlfriend screamed when she saw this scene. Night heard her scream and shouted,""Shut up. I've never bullied a woman before. If you don't want to be the first, get lost!”Night's words were filled with rage.

When Night passed by Oli's incident, he couldn't hold it in any longer. Although he was timid and afraid of trouble, it didn't mean that he would pretend nothing happened when trouble came to him. Therefore, after being hit in the chest by Ryuta, Night used a side kick and a left hook to knock Ryuta to the ground. Then, she quickly rode on him and began to beat his face and chest. Ryuta could only defend himself bitterly, but he could not effectively counterattack. Of course, if he participated in the " Three Murder Items " more often, he might not be so miserable.

Ryuta's girlfriend saw Night riding on her boyfriend and beating him up crazily. She picked up her bag and smashed it on Night's head. Night was thrown to the side and felt a little dizzy.

After Ryuta escaped from Night's attack with the help of his girlfriend, he quickly stood up and rushed towards Night with a flying kick. Night was kicked against the wall before she could see who it was, followed by Ryuta's fierce attack.

Just as Ryuta was about to take advantage of the fact that Night had yet to fully recover to pick up the brick next to her and teach her a profound lesson, Yuji suddenly jumped out from the side and gave Ryuta a straight punch before saying,"Didn't you go home?”Yuji's voice made Night turn around to look at him, then turn back to look at Ryuta in silence.

Ryuta was about to throw the head at Night's head, but just as the head left his hand and was about to touch Night's head... Night grabbed the brick and said,""I have a lot of problems. I'm too lazy to pick them out myself. But even so, that guy still likes me. Therefore, I won't let go of anyone who laughs at her.”After saying that, Night threw away the brick and shook her numb hands. She looked at Ryutai with a vicious gaze.

Yuji smiled and said,""Idiot! However, this guy is my prey. You're not allowed to attack him anymore.”Although Yuji's casual tone did not seem serious, his gaze towards Ryuta was extremely cold.

When Night heard this, she said without turning her head,""Cut the crap!" After saying that, Night took the lead and rushed forward. Yuji followed closely behind. The two of them began an action movie of crazy violence against Ryuta. His girlfriend was pushed to the ground by Night and ignored her.

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On the other side, Xiangzi took off her wedding dress and changed back into her own clothes before walking home empty-handed. Just as she reached the dam, Yuji stopped her from behind and said,"Hey, Xiangzi, you forgot your stuff.”Yuji then threw the bridal veil he had gotten from Moon over.

Xiangzi was stunned when he caught it, but he quickly looked at Xiong Er with a depressed expression and didn't say a word.

Yuji looked at Xiangzi's face and shook the bag in his other hand."The bento is delicious." After saying that, Yuji revealed a silly smile. This made Night, who was peeking not far away from the two of them, cover her head.

When Xiangzi heard this, he regained some of his anger and looked at Xionger."Is my dream so ridiculous? Yuji." Xiangzi was still struggling with this matter, or rather, it seemed like this was the only thing that could hurt her.

"It's not funny. And it was a great dream.”(For me.) Yuji's firm and quick reply made a smile appear on Xiangzi's face. But then, Yuji said,""But the target is wrong. You were just touched by what happened back then. You don't really like me. It's just an illusion. So next time, you have to choose the right partner. Now, go home." After saying that, Yuji walked to Xiangzi's side and put the wedding scarf on her head before walking over.

Xiangzi's expression darkened when he heard Yuji's words. Night, who was not far away, sighed helplessly as he watched the two of them struggle."How cruel. Speaking of which, if it was Yue, she would definitely give me a fierce electric shock. God, why did you give me such a cruel punishment!”After saying that, Night walked back to his house with his head drooping. He still had to immerse himself in a tragic life from now on. (A guy who likes to be awkward.) (2)

At this moment, Xiangzi suddenly shouted,"I didn't choose wrongly! I've always liked Yuji, ever since I was young! It would be the same even without that incident! So, please don't hate me, Yuji.”Xiangzi's voice made Xionger's body tremble, but he still didn't turn around.

When Xiangzi saw this result, she couldn't accept it, but just as her heart was about to sink to the bottom, Yuji stopped and looked back at her,"What are you still standing there for? Aren't you going home for dinner? Also, if I go back late again, who knows what my mom will do.”Yuji raised his right arm and revealed nothing.

After hearing Xiong Er's words, Xiangzi ran over to him with a bright smile on her face. She hugged Xiong Er's right arm and leaned on his arm happily. At this time, Xiong Er said embarrassedly,"Hey, don't get so close. It's very hot!”Yuji was proud.

"No matter what Yuji says, I won't let go."”The shadows of the two people under the setting sun were so enviable.

When Night heard Xiangzi's bold confession, he had already stopped in his tracks and turned back to peek. When he saw the fiery looks of the two, he looked at them with disdain and then rubbed his aching chest and the back of his head as he walked home step by step.

Night Walking on the road looked at the suet road and rubbed his head, saying,""Damn it, what was in that woman's bag? Why is it still hurting? She really shouldn't be a good person. She might as well have given her two kicks at the beginning…It hurts…It hurts." As he complained, he took out the cigarette he bought a long time ago and was about to put it into his mouth. However, when he thought of Yue's face, he threw the cigarette and lighter aside.

Night bought a bottle of oolong tea from a vending machine on the street and was about to open it to drink when he suddenly spat out a mouthful of saliva and found that it was red. He opened the bottle cap of oolong tea and drank it because there was always a rusty taste in his mouth. Although he did not hate that taste, it would be a boring dispute if he went back and was seen by Moon.

When Night saw a bench in the park, she sat on it and drank oolong tea to rest. Suddenly, a pair of soft hands stroked her face back and forth. She smelled a familiar smell and did not open her eyes."Why didn't you go home? Also, I've always wondered how you found me, Yue.”Night's words were very light and powerful, unlike her usual weak appearance when she saw the moon.

Moon touched the scratch on Night's face and said,""I knew it, my dear. You love me the most.”She didn't answer Night's question but said something that Night herself didn't know if was correct.

When Night heard this, she opened her eyes and looked at Moon's smiling face and eyes that were filled with heartache."Let's go home. I'm hungry and tired. I'm dirty and uncomfortable.”After saying that, Night left Moon's hands and stood up to walk in front of him. Moon saw that Night was walking and ran to his side to keep up with his speed. She hugged his arm with a smile on her face and seemed very happy.

After the two of them returned home, Night took off her clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower. As usual, Moon went into the bathroom and started attacking Night. The noise made by the two of them made Oli, who was in the kitchen, and Ryoko, who was studying in the room, laugh helplessly.

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