Alright, author, do you dare to say that you're not pitiful?
(I'm not sad. In fact, I don't plan to go out to work. I'm working locally. The working hours are not bad, and the salary is not bad, so there will still be updates.) It was even more impossible to break it. Author)
(The one above, I heard that you are very lonely now. Alright, do you need backup? Night Kamiya)
" Can you use your backup? Author "
(I'm always more unlucky than the author, but today I know that the author is more unlucky than me.)--- Yoshii Akihisa)
"No! I don't want to be more unlucky than you! My life! Author "
(That... That... Author, you have to work hard. Money…It was a worldly possession, so there was no need to care too much about it. --- Himeji Mizuki)
"Mizuki, I feel more and more that I should pull you away from Akira. It's such a pity to let such a fool take you away. --- Author "
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"I'm not awkward! There was no need to change! This outfit is just right!" Night roared crazily at the side, and the pervert had already entered his fantasy. His red nose had already flowed out a little, but no one noticed him at this time.
When Moon heard this, she immediately said,"Darling, don't you want to live to see the sea?”At this moment, Moon's hair was almost standing up. She was just not by his side, but he had returned to his original appearance. It seemed that he should be strictly watched in the future, Moon thought.
When Night heard this, she lowered her voice and said,""Tsk... I came to Hokkaido to see the ladies and swimsuits. If you don't let me see them, why would I come here? I might as well stay at home.”Night's words entered the ears of everyone in the Rolls-Royce in front.
However, Moon was no longer angry. Instead, she said in a comforting tone,"Darling, look at my swimsuit. I'll wear the most beautiful swimsuit for you to see. So, my dear, don't be awkward. Be good.”Moon's coaxing tone made Night slam the steering wheel of the van behind her.
At this moment, Akira looked at Night, who was slamming into the steering wheel, and said,"Ye, what's wrong? Why did he bang his head against the steering wheel! And there was a car in front! A car is coming! No! I don't want to die here!" Akira began to scream crazily due to the abnormal driving of the night and the oncoming truck.
Yuji was about to grab the steering wheel from Night's hands, but just as the three teenagers thought that they were going to die, Night swerved sharply and dodged the truck opposite. He then said to Akira and Yuji,""Hmph, I'm a racing expert. This is a small matter.”As she spoke, Night began to speed up and overtake the car.
In the end, Night went side by side with the Rolls-Royce on the outer road. If the Rolls-Royce had been a little faster, Night's van would not have been able to catch up at all. He could only eat the smoke from the other party's tail.
While walking, Night saw Moon in the passenger seat and said,""I want a drink." There were no snacks in the van. All of them were taken away by the girls. Not even a bottle of water was left for the four teenagers.
At this moment, Akira also came over and said,"Me too! (Count me in. The way Akira looked like a little kid made Night look at him with disdain before taking the drink from Moon's hand. However, it had already been drunk.
Then, Moon said to Night,"There's only one bottle per person in this car. The rest are with Lihua." My dear, go and look for Li Hua. There are many things in Li Hua.”Moon's words made Night, who had just taken a sip of her drink, throw it into Moon's arms. Then, she used her frightening technique to chase Akira to the front.
Night glanced at Floral Queen sitting in the passenger seat and said,""Lihua, give us four bottles of Han Fei! Also, you can't keep it all for yourself, and you can't have a taste of it and then stop eating! Bastard! Are you going to let others eat it?!" Before Night could finish her sentence, Li Hua had already opened three bags of snacks and threw them all away after taking a bite.
Li Hua chewed on the snacks that she had just opened and watched Night swallow them before saying,""Humph, how dare you ask me for Han Fei? I won't give you anything!”Li Hua began to show off her breasts again, and at the same time, her tsundere look made Ye Hen's teeth itch.
However, he had no choice but to say to Li Hua,"My lady, stop playing. We haven't had anything to eat along the way. You can't let us starve to Hokkaido, right?”Night looked at Li Hua's chest and muttered in her heart,"Keep it up and it'll fall down."”
After hearing Night's tone soften, Li Hua leaned out and threw the bag with Han Fei and snacks to Night, who was playing the autonomous vehicle. Akira, Yuji, and the pervert were about to cry. This guy's brain was definitely broken.
Then, Night quickly took back the snacks and threw them to the three of them."Leave me a drink, and the rest is yours.”After saying that, Night's hand never left the steering wheel again. This was because Akira was already kneeling on the front passenger seat and making him swear that he would never do that again. He would be scared out of his wits.
When Night saw Akira's pitiful appearance and Yuji who was about to go all out against him, he chose to compromise. As such, he could only play the old music in the van as he held the steering wheel in pain.
In the end, Night Shaker returned to the back and said to the pervert,"Pervert, come and sing that song.”Akira and Yuji were both stunned by what Night said. Meanwhile, the pervert was blushing because the song was very evil, at least for their age group. Moreover, it was very likely that all four people in the car would die.
However, it was really boring, so the pervert closed the photo album in his hand and sang,"Beautiful weather, let us go out together, to that endless fantasy land. look. That beautiful girl in a bathrobe is waiting for you, look. The wine and delicious food visited the table. Come, let's not go home tonight, come, let's go into the fantasy land far away from the world. The pink lights were flashing, illuminating the beautiful lady, her slim figure, and her sex…My sexy body is by your side. Young people, what are you waiting for? Sing with me.。”This song was sung all night in the bar. Even the middle-aged men sang along with this funny little guy, while the ladies gave kisses to the night. (Hmm...) I didn't compose this song. I just sang along. -- (Pervert)
Night continued to sing,"Lalala... Here we are, in this wonderful fantasy land, beautiful ladies, beautiful girls, singing and dancing, let us dance, raise our glasses, let us drink to our hearts 'content, pick up the ladies beside us, and march to the distant inn, from east to west, from north to south, tonight we will be men. Come, beautiful maiden, come, beautiful…" "My dear. Looks like I should go over now and teach you how to be a qualified husband.”Moon's words were filled with killing intent and suppression. This caused both Akira and Yuji, who had already started singing, to break out in a cold sweat. This was because Yuji's phone had received a text message from Shoko, while Akira had received two messages that wanted his life.
Only the pervert wiped the sweat off his forehead and rejoiced. However, he did not expect Aiko to jump out and say through the walkie-talkie,"Pervert, do you want to go to the moon tonight and then go to the hotel? Of course…Just the two of us. I'll teach you how to become an adult.”Aiko's words caused the pervert to fantasize. Then, the pervert's nosebleed accurately hit Akira and Yoshiya. Yuji, who was behind them, banged his head against the windshield because Soko said that she would have a baby with him at night.
After Night suddenly braked, the car in front of them only realized that they had come to a stop after driving for some distance. When they came back, they realized that the windshield was covered in blood. Night and Akira had jumped out of the car and were rubbing their eyes crazily by the guardrail.
At the same time, Night rubbed her eyes and roared,""Bastard! Damn it! Pervert! You can change your name to Blood-spewing Pervert tomorrow! My eyes! My clothes!" (My dog eyes! My dog eyes are blind! Was this a bloody disaster? "I'm really unlucky to see blood outside!"!”Yuji added the last sentence, while Moon turned on the fault light of the van and brought a towel over to Night to wipe him down. Akira, on the other hand, had Ling, Mibo, and Mizuki wipe him down. Aiko once again gave Yuji a nosebleed in the car, and Soko took the opportunity to stun Yuji before returning to the Rolls-Royce.
In the end, the three of them were delayed for 20 minutes before they set off again. Akira was still wiping the blood off the glass in front of him. Those who didn't know better would definitely think that someone had been dismembered in this car. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so much blood. However, if he opened the car door and saw the pervert who was giving blood, he would sweat non-stop.
The rest of the day was peaceful. Other than Yuji, the pervert, and Akira playing poker in the back, and Night adjusting the rearview mirror to cheat in the front, everything was normal. However, there was one thing that shocked the three of them-Night actually smoked.
Night saw the three of them were so shocked that they were about to cry out. She immediately turned off the walkie-talkie and said,"Don't scream! You guys are playing poker, but I can't play anything. You won't let me smoke. Are you trying to kill me? And don't tell Yue! She doesn't like me smoking." Moon knew about smoking at night, but Night didn't smoke often. Sometimes, she would smoke a pill, so Moon didn't care if she didn't see it. If she saw Night, her pocket money would be halved and she would also be educated. (Language bombardment, non-physical attack.)-- Fukuhara)
However, he didn't know that the moon had already stopped him. As the sky was getting dark, he could see the fire when he smoked at night. Therefore, when Night turned on the walkie-talkie again, Moon's voice came from the other end." Darling, there's only one. If there's another one, I'll really be angry!"”Moon's tone sounded like she was acting coquettishly. This result shocked the three beasts behind Night, including Xiangzi and Aiko in the Rolls-Royce.
Yuuko was also sitting in the car, but she was not shocked. Instead, she said in disgust,""People who smoke are not good people! You are the best example!" Yuuko's tone made Night bite the cigarette in her mouth.
Then, Night maintained the speed of the van at 70 miles per hour and took out the cigarette in his mouth."Fujoshi will always be fujoshi! I really wonder how your future boyfriend will think of you!”(My boyfriend will be my future husband. Mother said that the next time you go, you will be engaged!)--- Yuuko) Don't be like this! That old lady knows that you won't have a boyfriend! So you want to tie me up with those words for the rest of my life? Who would marry you! It's a deal. I won't go to your house anymore!”Night's words made the three poker players behind him drop their cards.
No wonder Yuji always felt that Yuuko's attitude towards Night was a little different. Even if she didn't touch something she shouldn't have, Yuuko wouldn't shout. So there was this layer of relationship. Therefore, Yuji shot a glance at Pervert and Akira before the three of them said in unison,""A winner in life!" (Amazing! Buddy! The rear palace is great, the chopper is sharp! -- The combined attack of the three almost made Night vomit blood.
Then, Night heard Moon and Yuuko arguing through the walkie-talkie. Night turned around and looked at the three beasts."You three bastards, do you dare to open the rear palace? Whoever opens it, I'll quit!" (Yuji! Filial love is unforgivable! Xiangzi (Xiao Ming! Yoshii-kun! Don't you want to go home alive? (Oh. Only bad kids would do that. -- Ling (Darling, do you want to die once? -- This result caused all four of the youths behind to die, and no one dared to speak. After arriving at the hotel, they finally rested their tired bodies. They would arrive in Hokkaido tomorrow, so this was just a stop.
And what was said here would be something that these four people would never forget for the rest of their lives.~~ Too bad! I want to run away from home! It was too powerful…Puff!
Guess who said each sentence according to the order.
(It's entertainment.) Author)
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