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The third question, please write down your opinion on the word "life".

Sakamoto Yuji's answer was," Marriage is the graveyard of life.”

(Yes, Sakamoto, you're right. The teacher knows this very well. However, I'm sorry to tell you that your opinion is very problematic. ---- Teacher)

Yoshii Akihisa's reply: " Nurture the game."

Yoshii-san, your life is over. ---- Teacher)

Kamitani Natsuya's reply was " tea table tragedy "

(Uh, Kamiya-san, no matter how many times I see your answer, I find it very strange. And the teacher was very curious about why you had such high marks. Also, why didn't you write a comedy? Could it be that your view of life is infinitely tragic? ---- Teacher)

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At this moment, Night was in a space that made people's blood boil. There were constant shouts, and the meaning behind them was the words that Night was most familiar with and crazy about. That was the beginning of everything. That was his origin. Everything was so crazy and loyal, but the other side was quickly changed. Corpses. Shouts. The sound of a tank engine. The roar of the bomber And the soldiers. Eternal memories created an insufferably arrogant lunatic.

However, that was all over. Night was still Night. He was no one but an idiot. It was not an act or a mask. That was his reality. idiot. Idiot, that's why he was crying, laughing, and trembling at night.

Night quickly opened her eyes and wiped away her tears.""What a strange dream. By the way, why did I have that kind of dream? Could it be that my previous life was like that? That would be great! Wakaka... I am a soldier! I am a warrior! Let's see who still dares to call me an idiot this time!”After saying that, Kamiya fell back down in her pajamas that were printed with all kinds of tragic pictures. (You are a fool, no one can change that. --- Author)

Ryoko was already awake when she woke up. Ryoko narrowed her eyes as she watched Night wipe away her tears. She wanted to stand up and comfort him, but after this idiot said those words, Ryoko really wanted to slap herself. Why did this idiot want to do such a thing? When Night fell back to sleep, Ryoko turned around and went further away from Night before falling asleep again.

That damned brain of the morning had forcefully pulled Night out of her sleep, and Ryoko had already gotten up to tidy up the room. Night sat up in a daze and rubbed her eyes. She looked at the alarm clock and stopped the noise. She muttered to herself,"Hmm? I remember saying something last night? What was it? How strange. Why did he have no impression of her at all?”After saying that, Night put on her blue slippers and walked out of the empty room to go downstairs. (You're really an idiot. I'm now very suspicious if your score was copied!)---- The Sound of Mystery)

When she went downstairs, she saw Ryoko wiping the floor in her clothes (cut short), but it seemed like she wasn't very skilled. Night looked at it for a while and said to Ryoko,"You're so hardworking. Hmm, not bad. Work hard. If you do well, I'll give you a raise.”After saying that, Night walked into the bathroom with that infuriating expression on her face. As Ryoko wiped the floor, she said…Crack... Crack! (He gritted his teeth as if he could bite Night to death.)--- Author)

In reality, Night only wanted her to do some housework and provide her with food, accommodation, and wages. There was no such good thing outside. Perhaps she needed to sacrifice her body, but of course, Night did not do that. Or rather, idiots would not think about those things. They would only think about what to eat tomorrow or how to spend tomorrow happily. This was also why Ryoko had gradually calmed down. She was no longer afraid that Night would do something bad to her, because this guy seemed to be heartless.

Night sang a song that made Ryoko want to kill him with a knife when she was taking a bath. Her naked body made her look like a transvestite, and her clothes made her look like a woman. Lalala, we're all the same. We're not wearing clothes. If we wear clothes, we're fools.”Even though Night wasn't talking about Ryoko wearing clothes, she was just bored and singing a song she composed herself.

However, when Ryoko heard the scary voice and the lyrics that sounded like gasoline being poured into a fire, her anger was about to burn away her last bit of rationality. Even so, the sound of the female singing lingered in the room, so Ryoko knocked hard on the bathroom door and shouted at Night,""Pervert! If you sing again, I'll beep you out.”Ryoko's angry roar immediately extinguished the flames.

Because Night had already seen Ryoko's red eyes and the faint black aura behind her through the blurry glass window, Night had kept his mouth shut and quietly bathed for the sake of his own life, even though he was constantly complaining in his heart,'Why was I so kind at that time and brought this trouble back?' It was better to live alone. No matter what, no one would disturb him when he sang alone.”(Nishimura won't let you go, because when Ryoko wasn't around, all the songs you sang were cursing him.)---- The Sound of Mystery)

20 minutes later, Night had finished washing up and was running around her house with her pajamas and pajama pants. Ryoko was wiping the floor with her head lowered. At the same time, she could vaguely hear the words " Pervert! This damned pervert! He's only wearing a pair of shorts!" A series of curses were thrown at Night.

However, this wasn't Night's fault. Perhaps this guy was already used to this. Furthermore, he didn't care about Ryoko's existence and was completely following his daily routine. In the end, Ryoko couldn't take it anymore, so she stood up and pointed at Night, shouting,"You damned pervert! Scum! Don't you know how to put on your clothes in front of girls? Don't you feel ashamed? Perverted scum!" After Ryoko finished speaking, she placed her hands on her hips like a mother.

When Night heard Ryoko's words, she looked at her own body and patted herself in a pose."Seeing my beautiful body, could it be that you want to pounce on me? Or do you hate me? Ah, that was really embarrassing.”Night's disgusting and infuriating actions caused Ryoko's last bit of rationality to completely collapse.

Ryoko picked up the brush beside her and rushed towards Night. When Night saw Ryoko running over with the weapon, she quickly ran away. When Ryoko saw that Night had dodged her attack, she shouted,""Perverted scum! If you're a man, don't run!" Ryoko's fierce appearance made Night know that he would die if he stopped, so he sped up.

The two of them chased each other in the empty living room for five minutes. Night turned around and looked at the tired Ryoko.""Haha, you think you can catch me? You're too inexperienced. I'm a man who has participated in 35 murders and survived!”As she spoke, Night almost ran to the kitchen, and she ran close to the wall.

When Ryoko saw that she couldn't catch Night, she glanced at the wall and threw it towards the right side of Night's head. Seeing this scene, Night laughed and tilted her head to grab Ryoko's long-range attack, mocking,"Haha, stupid…When... Eggs." This guy knocked down the wall with great force. Of course, if he didn't tilt his head, nothing would have happened. However, if he tilted his head, his forehead would hit the wall hard.

After Night fell, he covered his forehead and shouted,"Ah! It hurts! My head! Help! Call 120! It hurts!" As he shouted, he rolled around like a fish out of water. (Serves you right, I let you play pervert!) Ryoko)

Ryoko saw that she had successfully made Night suffer, so she picked up the brush beside her and went back to work. After Night shouted for a while, she walked to the closet embedded in the wall with an expression of being bullied and took out her clothes to put on. After she was dressed, Ye still said to Ryoko with the same expression,""Stupid maid! Let's go to the streets to buy clothes and beds!" After saying that, he walked out of the villa without caring what Ryoko wanted to say. (It was exactly like a child throwing a tantrum.) He was really a person who would never grow up. Ryoko)

Ryoko watched as Night walked out of the room and quickly packed up the things she needed to wipe the floor. She then washed her hands and face before running out. Meanwhile, Night was already getting impatient from waiting outside, or perhaps it could be said that this guy was extremely impatient with Ryoko. If it was Hideyoshi, he would say,"Ah, Hideyoshi is a girl, so it's okay."”A gentle yet hateful answer. (This old man is clearly a man. He is deliberately trying to embarrass this old man!) To add to his bad taste! Hideyoshi)

Ye Jin was wearing a black suit and black leather shoes. At the same time, he wore a pair of sunglasses. He did not look like a good person. Ryoko looked at Night and laughed mockingly along the way. This made Night's expression turn ugly. Of course, this guy's interest was very praiseworthy. If he shaved his hair with a black leather glove, he would be a proper " mafia."

When the two of them were about to reach the shopping street, Night looked at Ryoko fiercely and said,"If you laugh again, I'll sell you out! Sell it to those uncles and let them take you to see goldfish!”Night's threats were very interesting. Speaking of which, this guy was almost taken to see goldfish when he was young. If it wasn't for the fact that Xi Village happened to pass by and saved him, this guy would really be in a tragic situation. That was why Night thought that the scariest thing was to look at goldfish, so he used such words to scare Ryoko.

Ryoko looked at him in surprise when she heard Night's words and said,""Don't tell me you've been done this before?”Those words that sounded like a question, but were not a question, made Night speechless. He didn't want to tell Ryoko that he looked like a girl when he was young and was almost forcefully taken to see goldfish by a very vulgar uncle. After telling Ryoko, Night felt that her entire life might be ruined in her hands, so she simply walked away without saying a word.

When Ryoko saw that Night didn't answer, she said in a deep tone,""If you don't answer, it means that you've tacitly agreed.”(Acknowledge your sister! I don't want to see goldfish! After saying that, Ryoko saw the corner of her mouth twitch twice. She was very satisfied with this result. At least she had successfully dealt a blow to Night.

After the two of them strolled around for a while, Night suddenly noticed a pair of very familiar people. Hence, Night quickly followed the two of them into a movie theater. Night saw the tragic Yuji and Akira, who made him so envious that he wanted to kill him. This guy really took his own money to bring Mizuki and Miho to watch a movie. And that perfect atmosphere made Night even more envious. What a perfect **! The words that Night was thinking in his heart had already come out.

Ryoko didn't know what to say when she saw the pitiful look on Night's face. If she comforted him, he would definitely go even further. If she didn't comfort him, she would feel even worse when she saw him biting his handkerchief. Ryoko pulled up Night's sleeve and walked in.

As soon as the two of them entered, they heard such words."Yuji, do you have any movies you want to watch?”Xiangzi's gentle words almost made Night rush over and shout,"”(Xiangzi did not deny that she was a wife.)--- However, in order to ensure that he did not have a girlfriend, Night suppressed the urge in his heart.

Yuji looked at Xiangzi and said,""I just want to be free as soon as possible…”Akira and the other two were completely stunned. None of them had expected to bump into Yuji and Soko here.

Shoko ignored Yuji's words and pointed at the movie wallpaper on the wall.""Then, let's see the complete version of the Hell's Revelation.”Night couldn't help but laugh when he saw Xiangzi talking to himself. When he saw Xiangzi torture Xionger, he felt extremely happy.

In fact, Yuji immediately retorted after hearing this,""What?! That was a movie that lasted for 3 hours and 23 minutes!”Xiong Er didn't know how to be content. He had a beautiful girl like Xiang Zi accompanying him, but he was still unwilling.

When Xiangzi heard Yuji's words, he immediately extended two fingers and said,""Watch it twice!" (Hey! That was longer than a day of classes! -- Yuji's sad words)"This is a taste of Yuji that I don't usually see during class.”Xiangzi was very cute after saying these words. She really wanted someone to rush up and hug her.

In fact, Night was already prepared to rush forward, if not for Ryoko punching him out of fear of losing face. When Xionger heard Xiangzi's bashful words, he immediately turned around with the chains on his hands and walked outside."As expected, it's better to go back!" Yuji then walked over to Ryoko without any hesitation. However, he did not notice the existence of Night at all, or rather, he had never seen her attire before.

Just as Xionger was about to walk over to Ye Xiao, Xiangzi pressed the electric baton and said,"I won't let you go back today!”After saying that, Xiangzi placed the electric baton on the iron chain, and Yuji turned into a human-shaped light bulb that kept flashing and screaming.

A few minutes later, Yuji was dragged to the ticket office like a refugee from Africa." Student tickets for two sessions. Such money-burning words made the smile on the ticket seller's face freeze as if it was in a painting.

But this didn't stop her from speaking. A student ticket, and an unconscious student ticket. You're burning money to watch two matches, right?" After saying that, the ticket seller gave Xiangzi two tickets. Night looked at Xiangzi's familiar movements and rubbed his chin."Ah? Why does Xiangzi's movements look so familiar? But this is true love!" The loud voice made Akira look over in a miserable manner. He then turned to the envious Mizuki and Miyami and said,""Let's find a shorter one.”Akira then left with Miho and Mizuki.

When Night saw that the fun was over, she dragged Ryoko out of the cinema. However, after taking two steps, she realized that the pervert was stalking her and taking pictures. Thus, Night dragged Ryoko into a dark alley and waited for the pervert to be caught. Night did not expect her partner to secretly take pictures of her.

30 seconds later, Pervert appeared in Night's ambush circle. Just as Pervert noticed that the atmosphere was not right, he said,""Not good! It's a trap!" After saying that, the pervert turned around and wanted to run, but he forgot that Night's speed and stamina were stronger than his.

Therefore, the pervert was grabbed by Night like a chick. Night grabbed the pervert's shoulder and looked at him with an unfriendly expression."Pervert!" The voice had a strong murderous intent. Obviously, Night didn't want to be misunderstood. At least he wasn't a lolicon.

The pervert looked at Night's expression and said expressionlessly,""Practice on your own." After saying that, the pervert finally realized that Night's expression had changed.

Night carried the coquettish pervert and looked at him with a smile.""Tsuchiya-kun, how long have we known each other? Let me think, it has been more than a year since the day I enrolled. So, I will miss you. Rest in peace.”Night had already stretched out her sinful left hand, ready to strangle the pervert to death.

When the pervert saw the malicious smile on Night's face, he immediately compromised and said,""Someone sent me an email saying that they want all the photos of your actions in the past two days, as well as the girl beside you. The price was 300,000! Pay first." The pervert's words made Ye immediately smile like a living pervert.

At the same time, Ye Song released the pervert and said to him,""Hmph, someone is actually willing to spend 300,000 yuan to buy my photo. Oh right, a pervert. Is it a man or a woman? Do you like me?" Night's expression was very wretched and proud as he spoke.

The pervert wiped the camera in his hand and glanced at Ryoko before replying,"I don't know, because there's only mail. Even the money was sent by mail. During the transaction, it was transmitted through the computer.”The pervert wasn't lying at all. The truth was so strange, but Night, this idiot, didn't think of that at all.

Therefore, he patted the pervert's shoulder with a smile and said,""Let's not talk about that for now. Now, we should talk about the share. Same old rules, 5/5." After saying that, Ye's proud expression was gone. It was completely the expression of seeing a beautiful woman. (Disgusting. Ryoko)

The pervert heard what Night said and objected. Instead, he took out his wallet and counted out 15 10,000 yen notes before handing it to Night."Happy cooperation." After saying that, the pervert followed Night out of the alley, while Ryoko walked two meters behind Night with an expression that said," I don't know him."

Night counted the money and said with a disgusting smile,""Haha, my luck is really good today. I actually got 150,000 yuan when I went shopping, and it was just a few photos. * Cough cough * Hehe." Night was already so wretched that he could choke on his own laughter. It was obvious that his luck today was very bad, but of course, it could not be seen now.

The pervert was already used to Ye's wretched laughter and expression. Or rather, the two of them were not good people, so the two of them could get together and do wretched things. Time passed by bit by bit. Ryoko was carrying many bags of clothes and shoes in her hands. Some of them were for the night, and the rest were all her own things. Although she bought a lot of things, Ryoko's expression was very bad. Or rather, she was looking at the pervert walking with her in front of her with a disdainful expression. At the same time, Night was admiring the pervert's new photos.

For example, the photos of Koyama Yuka from Class C in her underwear and the photos of beautiful girls from other classes in their underwear. They were all very beautiful girls, but they were basically all confessed to by Night and rejected by a good person card. Koyama Yuka had given Night a scumbag card. At that time, Koyama Yuka had said to Night,"You scumbag, you've already confessed to so many girls. Why are you still confessing to me?!" Are you scum? Scum." (I'm not a scumbag. Why did you call me a scumbag after the question?)---- Night Kamiya)

After looking around for a while, Night saw a fast food restaurant and said,""Pervert, I'll treat you to something to celebrate our happy cooperation.”At this moment, there was an unparalleled smile on Ye's face, but it would disappear in a few days. Moreover, he really wanted to kill the pervert so that he could enter the prison and live a perfect life.

The three of them ordered some food and sat by the window. Night sat beside the pervert and pointed at Ryoko,""By the way, let me introduce you. This is... Mystic Moon Ryoko is currently staying at my house to help me tidy up my room and courtyard. You can be considered a servant." The words of the pervert made her nose itch, deeply provoking Ryoko who was eating fries. However, she did not flare up because she had so many things in her hands.

The pervert rubbed his nose and said,""What an enviable fellow! Also, your taste has changed. Didn't you say that you like older sisters the most?”The pervert's words turned the fries in Ryoko's hand into mashed potatoes. Ryoko almost smashed the Coke cup in her hand on the pervert's face.

When Night heard this, she immediately laid on the table and cried,""My taste hasn't changed! I like older sisters! He didn't like lolis! Especially this kind of black-bellied and deceitful loli!”Night's tragic cries made everyone in the shop look at him strangely, but the way they looked at the otaku made Night even more miserable.

In the end, Ryoko took out her Great Ignorance Technique and focused on eating her own food. The pervert saw how Night was crying and comforted her," I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in so much pain. After saying that, the pervert patted Ye's back.

Night looked up at the pervert with tears in her eyes and said,""200,000 yuan, she'll give it to you. Those things can be considered my congratulatory gifts. I've also bought the bed and will send it home tonight. I can just call them and tell them to send it to your house. Pervert, as long as you agree, I'll take 200,000.”(I'll kill you!) "No! I've been tortured to the point that I'm hallucinating!”(I'll kill you!) "There's always a voice in my ear saying 'I'll kill you'.”Night's funny look made the people around him laugh uncontrollably, even the shop assistant was no exception.

The pervert wiped the camera and avoided Ryoko's gaze.""That wasn't an auditory hallucination." Speaking of which, Ryoko's gaze was about to pierce through the pervert's body. Of course, if he dared to nod, Ryoko would not hesitate to smash the plate in her hand at him.

When Night heard this, she immediately looked up at the pervert and said,"Where did that sound come from?" (There! The pervert pointed at Ryoko. When Night followed the pervert's finger and saw Ryoko's ghost-like existence, he immediately put on a fawning expression and said,"Miss Ryoko, are you full? Do you want to eat some more snacks? Of course, any dessert is fine." When Night felt Ryoko's murderous gaze on her, she immediately added,"As long as you don't use me as the raw material for the snacks."”

Ryoko looked at Night with a disappointed expression and said,""Then buy some small cakes.”Even though she had mentioned the desserts she wanted, Ryoko didn't seem to like them at all.

Thus, Night slammed the table and shouted at Ryoko,""Don't look so down! Am I that delicious? Do you really want to eat human flesh that much? Are you an evil ghost? It's still an undead!" After Night Breath shouted these words, Ryoko had already ignored his existence.

The pervert gave him a thumbs up and said,""Beautiful 5 combo!" This happy lunch made Night's heart ache so much that he was about to vomit blood. Why were all the people he knew so evil? (Are you qualified to talk about others? King of Ghosts! Hideyoshi)

After Xianye and Ryoko parted ways with the pervert, the two returned home. At the same time, Ryoko went out to buy some ingredients for dinner. Night was bored at home and watched TV until it was night. Then, the two were called to Nishimura's house for dinner. Ryoko threw the ingredients into the fridge. After dinner, Natsuya took a quick shower and went back to her room to sleep, while Ryoko went back to her room. She had already cleaned up in the afternoon. The night was over. Tomorrow would be a new beginning and an end.

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