"You? Weren't you also the first to arrive?" Guan Shuyun's face was full of disbelief." Although this is my first time here, I'm a genius. I'm born to know the way. Don't worry, I won't lose you. As long as you can speak English, it'll be fine."”Zhou Jia Bao chuckled and whispered.
"A natural idiot." Guan Shuyun smiled and continued,"…"”Zhou Jia Bao didn't expect Guan Shuyun to know about these words. Why didn't she say that she was born to be lustful? Zhou Jia Bao thought strangely.
As she spoke, Guan Shuyun's face suddenly turned red. She stood up and said,""Wait a minute. I'm going to the bathroom.”With that, she stood up and rushed to the bathroom. Zhou Jia Bao stood there for a while and waited for her to come out. After a while, Guan Shuyun came out of the bathroom with a red face."That, that."
"What do you mean by this and that? What are you trying to say?”" Um, can you help me buy something?" Zhou Jia Bao asked in confusion.”Guan Shuyun's face was so red that it was almost bleeding." Of course you can? Buy what? Do you have to blush like this?" Zhou Jia Bao asked in confusion.
"It's that one. The one that happens once a month.”Guan Shuyun's head almost fell to her chest. Zhou Jia Bao immediately understood and said with a lewd smile,""So it's a band-aid." "What band-aid?" Guan Shuyun asked curiously.
"Yes, it's a joke. Do you want to hear it?”" Are you going to buy it for me?" Zhou Jia Bao asked, trying not to laugh.”Guan Shuyun asked," Yes, I'll buy it. I'll buy it for you after you listen to it."”Zhou Jia Bao said strangely. Guan Shuyun nodded and said,"Go ahead, I'm listening."”
"It's like this. There was a middle school boy who wanted to copy a girl's homework, but he was afraid that the girl would not agree, so he ran to the teacher and told her. So after class, he went to the girl's bag and rummaged for a long time to find the thing you just wanted."Look, what a big band-aid.”Zhou Jia Bao said with a strange smile.
Guan Shuyun burst out laughing, but her face immediately turned red from embarrassment. She lowered her head and said,""Hooligan." "Hehe, being a hooligan is a noble profession. I'm leaving. I'll go down and buy a band-aid for you.”Zhou laughed.
"Go to hell." Guan Shuyun raised her head and kicked Zhou Xiabao with a red face. Zhou Jiabao chuckled and walked out of the hotel. When he went downstairs, Zhou Jiabao was confused again. He didn't know English, so how would he know where to buy that thing?
After a long while, he shook his head helplessly and went back upstairs to knock on the door." Why are you back? You bought it so quickly?" Guan Shuyun opened the door and asked. "Uh, give me a few thousand dollars. I don't have any money on me.”Zhou Jia Bao scratched his head and said.
"I don't have it either. All my money is in my bag, but it was taken away by those bad guys." Guan Shuyun said helplessly.”"Forget it, I'll pay by card," Zhou said helplessly.”After going downstairs again, Zhou Jia Bao thought for a moment and asked the receptionist,""Where's your manager who can speak Chinese?”
When the receptionist heard the Chinese, she looked at Zhou Jia Bao in confusion. In the end, she made a phone call. Soon, the woman who helped Zhou Jia Bao in the morning came over. "Sir, what do you need?”The woman asked with a smile.
"Do you guys have any invitation cards here?”"Huh?" Zhou Jia asked. Is Sir injured? Do you want to go to the hospital?" The beautiful young woman asked," Uh, no, no, I said it wrong. I said, do you have that, that sanitary pad here?”F * ck, I'm almost out of my mouth.
"Ah…Oh, hehe…" After the woman understood what Zhou Jia Bao was talking about, she suddenly chuckled and nodded."Sir, please follow me. Our hotel has a special service area to provide these things. You don't have to pay.”
Along the way, this woman kept smiling at Zhou Jia Bao, which made him depressed. He just said that it was a band-aid, did he have to laugh like this? He didn't know that the people living in America were usually more serious when they were working. Even if they were humorous, they wouldn't be as humorous as he was.
At this moment, Guan Shuyun, who was in the hotel room, was also thinking about Zhou Jia Bao's band-aid. This bad guy, how did he come up with it? But it really was a good image, Guan Shuyun thought with a red face. Pei, pei, pei. What am I thinking? How can I learn from that bad guy?
If Zhou Jia Bao knew that he had become a bad person in Guan Shuyun's eyes, she didn't know what he would think. However, even Guan Shuyun herself didn't know what kind of bad person he was.
Band-aid, what a good image. Wasn't it just a wound on a woman's lower body? Uh, wasn't it just bleeding when she did that? There was nothing wrong with calling a sanitary napkin a band-aid. Zhou Jia Bao admired himself a little now. Of course, he was the narcissistic kind.
After the woman successfully took the things, Zhou Jia Bao thanked her and walked upstairs. After Zhou Jia Bao left, the woman smiled and said to herself,""Band-aid? This young man is interesting." If Zhou Bao knew that his band-aid had instantly conquered the two women, who knew what kind of expression he would have.
He opened his door, waved the plastic bag in his hand, and said,"Beauty, your band-aid is here.”"Hooligan." She snatched the thing from Zhou Jia Bao's hand and gave him a one-word evaluation. She rolled her eyes and walked to the bathroom.
He helplessly spread his hands. Woman, Zhou Jia Bao sat on the sofa and turned on the TV. Didn't they say that there was a midnight show in America? Zhou Jia Bao pressed all the channels but he couldn't find it. He couldn't understand anything else, and he wasn't interested.
"Hey, hooligan, what are you doing?" Just as Zhou Jia Bao was working hard for the midnight show, he heard Guan Shuyun's sweet voice from behind him. Zhou Jia Bao turned around and instinctively looked down at her, although he could only vaguely see her underwear.
"Hooligan, what are you looking at?" Guan Shuyun flew into a rage out of humiliation and asked," No, no, it's a conditioned reflex, a conditioned reflex.”Zhou Bao wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said without caring about his image.
"Hooligan." She angrily gave Zhou Jia Bao a one-word evaluation and sat on the sofa on the other side." Hooligan? So what if he was a hooligan? Being a gangster is a noble profession." Zhou Xiabao chuckled.
"Hmph, only people like you would treat a lowly profession like a hooligan as a noble one.”Guan Shuyun snorted. "Eh, how did you know? It's not just us men, right? Us men are at most obscene, and there seems to be a word that is used to describe women.”Zhou said indifferently.
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。