Zhao Gao was born to be beaten up by anyone and killed by anyone! Ying Zheng told you to look for the "Flying Immortal from Beyond the Heavens", so you should just do it properly. Why did you shoot him with a bow? Why did you shoot so accurately? If he shot his arms and legs, wouldn't he be unable to escape? Why was it aimed at his chest? When I see Zhao Gao again, I just want to give him a fierce kick on his high butt!
Ying Zheng was quite loyal. After all, I was her 'kindred person'. When I pretended to' ravage 'Zhao Gao, he ordered that slave not to raise his head, not to stand up, and not to speak without batting an eyelid! My feints were really terrible, only slightly better than the Z nation's men's football team. He didn't even have time to retract his last kick before he fell to the ground! However, I have a professional spirit and will never fight Zhao Gao with real weapons. I know how to respect our referee, Ying Zheng.
"Zhao Gao, did you wake up that madam?”
"Your Majesty, no…not yet…"
"Then give me a clear answer. When are you going to wake her up? I believe you've heard that Mister Meng is my new favorite. If you offend him, you're offending me!”
Oh NO! I'm not what you see on the surface. I don't want to be a boy toy! I hate dad, I hate why he's so handsome, I hate why he gave birth to me so much like him!
"Emperor, I will do my best to save that madam!”
Then why aren't you getting lost?!"
"Oh, I'll get lost now!" Zhao Gao lay flat on the ground and rolled out of the room! What a good way to go!
My admiration for this Ying Zheng was like a surging river, endless! Looking at my admiring gaze, Ying Zheng felt as if he had grabbed onto a life-saving straw. He pounced over again and bullied me in the corner of the wall,""Does Mister Meng like me a little?”
"Who said that?"
"Zhen said it."
"Are you crazy?"
"Do you have any medicine?"
"..." I was speechless and asked the heavens, who would save my mother? I only hope that Mother Mu would wake up quickly and join forces to kill this Qin Shi Huang!
Your Majesty, Lao Ai requests an audience." The eunuch outside the door reported in a shrill voice.
"Little Zheng Zheng, your old lover is here.”I hurriedly pushed away Ying Zheng's muscular body. At this moment, I finally understood that no matter how handsome a man was, once he was tormented, there was no need to save him!
"You told me to welcome them, so I'll go immediately. I'll listen to you!”
My hair stood on end and I broke out in a cold sweat! What was this? The beginning of love? Oh! I don't want it! I'm an assassin, a professional assassin! I'm the Spacetime Scavenger!
Lao Ai walked in with every three steps he took, showing his proud face and tall body right in front of me! Are you provoking your love rival? I'm sorry, I just hid it well! Don't forget that I'm the village belle! How can you compare to my mesmerizing three measurements and perfect buttocks? But I can't show it because I'm just Mister Meng at the moment.
Seeing that I was sneering at my performance, Lao Ai walked up to Ying Zheng and rebuked,""Emperor, why are you ignoring me?”
"My mother can't satisfy you? Now you're here begging for sex?”Ying Zheng's words made me blush. Hence, my fourth cup of tea was wasted again!
"Emperor, you clearly know that I'm not talking about this!”Lao Ai continued to act coquettishly," This time, it was the Empress Dowager who sent me to make peace. I don't want to be stuck between you and your son.”
I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore. At this time, if I don't go to hell, who will? I slapped the table and stood up, acting as I was. I completely recalled the essence of the twelve words that Instructor Su had taught me back then--winking, pulling my arm, hugging my neck, and making a fuss! With regards to Student Ying Zheng's ambiguous attitude towards me, I reckon that I can take him down with just one move!
"En ~~ Emperor, weren't you discussing how to save my mother? Now, the topic had been changed? Everyone can come to this place and find it. Can you find me a quieter place? We can slowly talk about our dreams and life ~"I, Meng Tejiao, used all my coquettish skills to stun Ying Zheng's eardrums with my most charming voice!
I watched as Ying Zheng pushed Lao Ai away with one palm, pulled me out of the door, and walked into the depths of the palace! How deep is the palace? Will I be able to find my way back? Mother, save me!
"Little special, I'll take you to a good place!”
"Excuse me, why don't you call me Little Jiaojiao?”I really admire myself. I'm clearly dressed as a man, but I still care so much about my identity as a woman.
"You're a man, it's so unpleasant to call you Little Jiaojiao! However, if you like it, I can also call you Jiaojiao!”As soon as I finished speaking, I felt my right cheek being pricked by many sharp thorns!
Turning around, I saw that Ying Zheng's head was slowly moving away from my face! I was kissed by Qin Shihuang! I was forcefully kissed by Qin Shihuang as a man!
"Don't you think you should shave?”
"I can agree to your other requests, but I really can't do this! Only with this beard can I feel like a man!”
"What did you say? Have you always thought of yourself as a woman?”
"I am a woman!"
I lost my balance and fell to the ground! Dad, is this the difficulty you're talking about?! Lying on the ground, I really don't want to get up. God, if you love me, please let me lie on the ground. God really didn't give me the chance to stand up because I was carried by a man with a woman's soul! Now it was finally my turn to be sad. It was normal for him to like men. He liked women because of his helpless physical needs!
Actually, I really have a bad taste. I even wanted to ask him, if you have a woman's heart, then are you Little G or Little S?
He carried me to an exquisitely designed rockery. I even had the chance to stand on the fake beacon tower on the fake mountain!
"Is this a miniature version of the Great Wall?”Looking at the design, it reminded me of many park designs.
"Hmm, isn't it magnificent? Actually, I also sent many people to build the real Great Wall! The Great Wall had to be built. If it wasn't built, the Xiongnu would be even more unscrupulous!”
"I think it's been hard on you. Others might not understand you and say that you've given the people too much corvee, but if the Great Wall isn't built, the people will really suffer!”I suddenly felt that I had been too influenced by the textbooks in the past.
"No, I did bring a burden to the people! The imperial mausoleum that I built for myself is simply a brand new palace! And here, Epang Palace, my mother was extravagant and abused the corvee. All of this was under my guise! I admit that I am despicable, but I will never admit that I have failed!”
"Of course you didn't fail. You are the great Qin Shihuang! You are a woman who is greater than Wu Zetian! She merely intercepted the fruits of other people's labor, while you unified the world and created a new era!”I spoke so passionately just to let him feel his great achievements, so that he would be willing to stay and become an emperor according to the development of history!
"But I don't want to be an emperor anymore. It's too tiring and too bitter! I just want to go back and be an ordinary person!”How could this kid twist it?
"Alright, if you want to go back, save my mother first. Only she has a way! It was as if she was the boss and I was the driver. Neither of us could be missing!”Actually, I just want to wait for her to wake up and then kill you together! Wasting my saliva and time, I might as well just end you!
The sky gradually darkened. I was lucky enough to enjoy the sunset on the rockery. Qin Shihuang stood beside me…
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