I didn't do it on purpose, I really didn't do it on purpose! I just want to admire this face that is never real in history books! However, I really didn't expect you to wake up at this time! Ying Zheng, I hate you!
Do you know how important a first kiss is to a woman? This wretched fellow has seen countless people and killed both men and women. How could you use your random pig mouth to kiss me? "Slap!" This resounding slap is Sister's punishment for you! You insulted my lips and my heart! Don't stare at me with those harmless eyes. I'm not interested in middle-aged men! I'm not a casual person! (In fact, after a few years, I really realized that I'm not human when I'm casual!）
"Little special, I like you!"
"You like me? Actually, I also quite…like myself!”He innocently caressed his injured face. My words undoubtedly slapped him again.
"I really like you! As long as you like me, I'm willing to do anything you ask me to!”Has he gone crazy because of us? When she woke up, she didn't pursue our "criminal responsibility" but instead professed her love to me!
He was willing to do anything? Including staying behind to continue being the emperor? Actually, my child, you won't be the emperor for long…I'm starting to sympathize with him. The tears in her eyes had gathered because of the humiliation just now, but now they had all turned into pity for him. Life is impermanent, suffering from no love. I was originally kind!
"You mean, you will listen to me?”
"Yes, I will!"
"Do you know what history is like?”
"I know! I know I'm dying! So I want you to take me back! Actually, I know your purpose for coming here. If you kill me, I will die too. If you don't kill me, history will kill me! I might as well take a gamble. With you, I have life!”
Don't say anymore, I'll be tempted! Mature men, why are you so imposing? Can you give me a way out? I must not fall in love with you! I resisted the urge and just foolishly remained silent, silent…
" T-t-t, can you…"
"Can you stop calling me T-T-T? Don't you know that I've never liked it when you call me that? My name is Meng Tejiao. Why do you have to choose this word? I can accept you calling me Mr. Meng. You can even call me Jiaojiao!”My sudden outburst shocked him, but it also shocked me. He really didn't know what was going on, but his heart was in a mess!
" I've always felt that you can give me a sense of security when we're together…" He propped up his weak body pitifully.
"What the f * ck! I also need a sense of security! Shouldn't a man give a woman a sense of security?”
"That's right! My heart is a woman! Your lips were so warm just now. This is a feeling that I haven't experienced for many years! Little brat, can you accept me? Can you take me away?"
Wow! He was still pushing his luck! My lips are warm because my head has been buried for a long time! I'm really not interested in women, sister! Oh, uncle! Oh my god, when will you finish supervising the terracotta soldiers?
"Taking you away is absolutely impossible! Since you've already guessed my purpose for coming here, why didn't you attack me first? You are indeed an emperor. Your insight is quite strong.”Let's bet. Since you're betting, I'll bet too! At the same time, I continued to persuade him with professional ethics,'Ying Zheng, listen to me.'
"According to the historical records, I died while searching for immortal medicine. Then, little special, I'd rather be with you forever, even if it means death!”He got up from the bed and hobbled toward me. I, who was originally strong, backed away like a timid mouse. His face enlarged endlessly in front of my eyes, and finally, the stubble stuck to me again! Struggling hard, he raised his head and shouted at the door in a mighty manner,"Zhao Gao, prepare a carriage for zhen. zhen wants to go out of the palace for a tour!”
The kung fu taught by Old Lady Mu, because of my lack of skill, was finally defeated by a strong man like Ying Zheng. When she was under the scorching sun and stepping on the yellow soil, fighting for history, I accompanied her as a " favorite concubine ". Perhaps it was to hide it from others, but Ying Zheng had specially changed into women's clothing for me. Zhao Gao was laughing sinisterly, while Lao Ai, that birdman, was also covering his mouth with his hand, revealing his joy!
No one knows how happy I am now because I am a woman!
In the chariot, I have no strength to tie a chicken. The thing that Zhao Gao forced me to drink must have the effect of devouring tendons and absorbing bones. Looking at my pale face and delicate limbs, I really do have the taste of a delicate woman. Fortunately, Ying Zheng doesn't like me like this. Every time he wanted to kiss me, he would ask Zhao Gao to pass me the men's clothes. At this time, I understood the profound meaning of a sentence: He would lie down wherever he fell!
Lying down was to rest and think better! Ying Zheng touched my red lips lightly again, then looked at me in disgust as I took off my male clothes and changed into female clothes. I'm enjoying it, who can know?
"Why do you look like a woman?”
"With my current appearance, I can be called Little Jiaojiao!”I retorted viciously, hoping that he would kick me out of the car in a fit of anger.
"No, I can't! You're a man, so calling me Little Te sounds really nice!”
"A woman's lips are warm and soft. Didn't you notice when you tasted it just now?”
"No! Don't think that I'll let you go unless I'm immortal, but you won't be by my side forever!”
"Are you really here to find the Elixir of Immortality?”I now understand the true meaning of his visit.
"So what if I am? Can you escape? Even if I die, I will bring you to the netherworld!”
"Wait! You're a soul transmigrator, so you should have died once already! Where did the real Ying Zheng go?" I seemed to have thought of something that could really save this embarrassing situation.
"I don't know where he went. I just want to say that you and I are from the same world. I am indeed a Soul Piercer, and I am also Ying Zheng!”Domineering! The domineering aura of a king!
"You don't understand what I mean?" I tried my best to support my limp body and explained to him," Elder Sister Ying Zheng, I'm asking where your original body is, and how did you get here? If I knew, I might really be able to help you realize your long-cherished wish to go back.”Forget it, there was no point for her to stay here. This body would die sooner or later this year! Doing a good deed every day was considered accumulating merit.
"I'm a Mongolian. I fell down when I was learning how to ride a horse. When I woke up, I became Ying Zheng!”See, the minority really had a true leader! Looking back at the influential figures and the most powerful dynasties in history, which one of them was not a minority?
"Alright, as long as your body is still there, I'll take you back!”
I like Ying Zheng's body!"
…" Didn't you say that you're a woman? Although Ying Zheng was handsome, he was still a man. I can't be bothered to talk to him anymore! She subconsciously touched her sad lips, feeling sorrowful…
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