Chen Yuluo finished what he thought was a righteous statement at the fastest speed. He did not care if Zhou Yongqiang heard it clearly. Zhou Yongqiang scratched his fat head and could not think of a reason for a long time. Chen Yuluo was also a very patient person. She squatted beside the fatty and waited for him to understand." Oh!”Fatty suddenly realized something. Chen Yuluo was not prepared and was shocked. She quickly reached out to touch his fat forehead." It's so hot! " Burn your head. I've thought it through. You're trying to say that I've watched too many cartoons and mixed the real world with the virtual world in the cartoons, right?”Zhou Yongqiang said word by word," Yes, yes, yes!”Chen Yuluo nodded repeatedly." I'm just worried that you'll confuse reality and virtual reality. When you get into a conflict with someone, you'll fantasize about Ultraman descending from the sky." When Chen Yuluo was young, she had watched some VCD films that her grandfather brought back from the city. There were many Japanese cartoons in them. Although he didn't watch as many as the children in the city, he knew a thing or two about them. "F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, I'm not that stupid. That's what idiots do. Do you think I, Fatty Zhou, am that stupid? Or are you doubting my intelligence because my intelligence is too high and you're jealous, right?! Hmm?" Zhou Yongqiang looked at Chen Yuluo threateningly, as if he would fly into a rage if he said yes.
Heavens! Why is this guy's skin so thick! If he could, he would use a bullet to see if it could pierce through his thick face that was still trembling when he spoke. "Of course not. Fatty has always been the one with the highest IQ in my heart. He's higher than Newton, Einstein, Thomas Einstein, and even Galileo." Chen Yuluo felt embarrassed. Fatty Zhou was too thick-skinned, so she could only suck up to him. If she did the opposite, she would probably be hit hard and never recover. She would live in the shadow of her heart. He did not think that he had the potential to be a psychiatrist. If he caused immeasurable damage to the other party's soul, he would probably hate him for the rest of his life! In the end, he thought,"Damn, it's all this fatty's fault. I lied again. Grandpa told me to be honest." He was sweating! If Fatty Zhou heard what he was thinking, he would definitely be disdainful and say,"Bullshit! I'm not that fragile. Even if I find ten girlfriends and get dumped ten times, I won't be defeated. Instead, it will stimulate my firm confidence.”(Again, I'm sweating, but I'm sure that's what Fatty Zhou is thinking. I have to say that Zhou Yongqiang is really too f * cking thick-skinned.)
Fatty Zhou was really pleased when he heard that. He reached out his fat hand and patted Chen Yuluo's shoulder." Yes, you know me well. As the saying goes, the sea has a pure bosom friend. You are my bosom friend. Only you think that I am the person with the highest IQ in the world. I can tell you the official answer very clearly. Your answer is correct! Hahahahaha!" The more Fatty Zhou thought about it, the happier he became. The more he thought about it, the more smug he became. The more he thought about it, the more he wanted to laugh. In the end, he couldn't help but laugh out loud." Uh." Chen Yuluo was once again defeated by Fatty Zhou's invincible words. She had nothing to say. He thought that if he didn't say this, Fatty might not be able to get along with him at first sight. After thinking about it, he still felt that he had to try his best to flatter Fatty in the future, because he estimated that no one else would be willing to flatter him except himself. He couldn't bear to see others mocking him after hearing Fatty's words. No one could stand it if they mocked him again and again. Therefore, he decided to firmly implement the "great cause of flattery" on Fatty Zhou. As he chatted with Fatty Zhou, he found out that he was actually in the same class as him. It was really fate.
He walked to the door of the classroom with Fatty Zhou. He seemed to have been assigned to Grade One Class Five. There were only about 40 people in this class, and there were more boys than girls. Other than 10 girls, almost all of them were boys. The classroom was a mess. Some sat on the podium, some jumped around on the chairs, some played with paper airplanes, some chased around in the classroom, and some sat on the chairs playing PSP. It was like a wet market, messy and dark. Chen Yuluo's mouth twitched fiercely. It seemed that this class was full of clowns. Anyone who could play with them would join in. F * ck! He had long heard that this was the "most lively" class in the first year of high school. It was indeed "well-deserved" and he wiped his cold sweat. Fatty Zhou seemed to have seen through Chen Yuluo's thoughts and said,"Xiao Luo Zi, you don't have to worry too much. This group of brats are so crazy after class. Other than a few people playing with their phones, working or sleeping, the rest are very well-behaved. "Xiao Luo Zi? When did he become a eunuch?”Chen Yuluo resisted the urge to beat Fatty Zhou up." What about you? Don't tell me you call yourself Zhen?"“NO,NO,NO! "You're too unreasonable, Xiao Luo Zi, this widow will get angry." After saying that, she even winked at Chen Yuluo."Ugh!" Chen Yuluo almost vomited, so she quickly covered her mouth and coughed a few times. Fatty Zhou was indeed a god-like existence. He was strong enough, shameless enough! "Cough cough, I digressed. Do you understand what I said just now?”Fatty Zhou returned to his serious expression. "I don't understand. You want me to call myself Xiao Luo Zi, how can that be? Also, you're so good, yet you don't call me zhen, why do you have to call me aijia?”Chen Yuluo looked at Fatty Zhou with disdain." Hm, hmph, what's with that look? Are you doubting me? Forget it, forget it, aijia won't argue with you. Actually, it's because of what I said before, which is what I said when I entered the classroom. As for me calling you Xiao Luo Zi, you can treat it as my fart, but you can't take away my right to call myself aijia, do you understand?”
"Oh." Chen Yuluo nodded in understanding. If the class was still like this, none of the teachers would be able to continue. They would all have to apply for a shift change. As for Fatty Zhou, he was not willing to be called a little Luo Zi. After all, he was a 1.8-meter-tall man. It was too outrageous to be called a eunuch. He slowly walked to the last row and sat down. Chen Yuluo originally wanted to ask Fatty Zhou to sit with him. As there were fewer people in the class, the tables and chairs were not proportional to the number of people. Fatty Zhou arrogantly occupied the two tables and chairs in the second last row by the window and lay on them with his legs crossed. Fatty Zhou was only about 1.75 meters tall. Other than a pair of elephant legs, it could barely take up the length of two chairs. Chen Yuluo felt dizzy. She saw Fatty lying on the chair in front of her without any regard for his image. She only hoped that she did not know this bastard. It was too embarrassing! Helpless, he could only support his forehead with his hand and shout in his heart, Heavens! The earth! Please send down a bolt of lightning to strike this embarrassing fellow to death!
Fatty Zhou was lying on the chair without any defense. Someone in such a " lively " class would definitely play a prank on Fatty Zhou. Chen Yuluo thought so. Sure enough, a tall and thin boy walked in front of Fatty Zhou and pointed his butt at Fatty Zhou's face. Chen Yuluo quickly stood up, thinking that he was going to sit on Fatty Zhou's face. This was a very overboard behavior. She had to stop him. However, the boy was not that overboard. She only heard a few soft sounds. It turned out that he wanted to treat Fatty Zhou to his consecutive farts!
Chen Yuluo thought that this was bad. Teenagers these days were all hot-blooded. Fatty would definitely not be able to stand his provocation. As expected, when Fatty smelled the stench, he flipped up from his chair and slammed the table. He cursed,"Which blind grandson dares to fart in front of me!”Fatty Zhou shouted in exasperation. The boy was originally smiling cheekily as if his scheme had succeeded. When he heard Fatty Zhou say the word "grandson", he immediately flew into a rage. He rushed in front of Fatty Zhou and pointed at him as he roared,"Who are you calling your grandson? Are you courting death?”"I'm talking about you. How dare a grandson like you be rude to me? Are you tired of living?”Fatty Zhou retorted without showing any weakness.
"F * ck you!" The tall and thin boy immediately made his move. Fatty Zhou also waved his right hand and collided with the tall and thin boy's hand. A clear collision sound rang out. Because the other students in the class were playing crazily, not many people saw the situation here. Even if a few people saw it, they almost ignored it. Fatty Zhou had great strength because he was fat, but he did not expect the tall and thin boy to be able to explode with such great strength. Chen Yuluo saw that the two of them were about to fight, so she hurriedly went forward to stop them. At this moment, the bell rang, and the two of them looked at each other." Hmph, just you wait. I'll beat you to death after class!"”The tall and thin boy said to Fatty Zhou," Hmph! Anytime!" Fatty Zhou replied, unwilling to be outdone. He sat down on a chair and faced the window.
In this regard, Chen Yuluo could only sigh helplessly. It seemed that this matter was really endless. It was really troublesome! After all, this conflict wasn't started by Fatty. He was just passively fighting back for his dignity. No matter what, he would definitely stand on Fatty's side. Chen Yuluo would never treat her friends shabbily.
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