"Old ghost! How have you been? Do you still have nightmares when you sleep? Do you always fall when you go out? Are you choking on your food? Are you still choking on water?" Ai Xin sat down beside a one-eyed old man with a pipe in his hand.
The old man was drinking wine and choked on it when he heard what he said. He coughed non-stop." Little brat, you don't have to curse me like that."”Then, he coughed again.
"I'm here to care about you. Come and drink some more wine to calm yourself down.”Then, Ai Xin raised her glass and fed it to the old man." Where's Big Sister Rose? Are you looking after your child at home?" The old man spat out a mouthful of wine on the ground and then began to cough violently.
"Slow down, slow down. Why are you drinking so quickly? Do you want Big Sister Rose to be a widow? You don't have to choke to death here!" As he spoke, he knocked on the old man's back twice.
"Stinky brat, if you knock me again, my old bones will fall apart.”The old man stopped him from murdering the old man."You brat, are you cursing me to death the moment we meet?”He picked up a napkin and wiped the water droplets off his chin. He looked at Ai Xin from the corner of his eyes.
"What are you talking about? I missed you so much. We're finally reunited here today.”Ai Xin leaned back on the sofa with a questioning expression.
"If I had known, I would have let you eat a bomb. You wouldn't have come here to anger me.”The old man finally stopped coughing.
"What else? I almost couldn't walk out of White Love Planet. Speak! What grudge do you have with me? Let's settle it together. Do you want to fight me alone or in a group?”He rolled up his sleeves and said aggressively.
"Oh? Are we going to fight you alone?" The old man glanced around and signaled for the few people who were about to get up to calm down." I can't move my old bones anymore. You brat, you're not grateful and you still want to settle the score with me. Is there any justice in this world?"”
"What gratitude?" Ai Xin looked at him in confusion.
"When I left, I kicked you twice to get you up, but you opened your mouth and let me go. When Rose pushed you, you even hugged and kissed her.”The old man looked at Ai Xin, who had her mouth agape, and continued," When we left, the timer had already been activated. I even slammed the door with all my might. Including the two kicks from before, I saved you three times. Moreover, I didn't have much of a relationship with you back then. It has nothing to do with me whether you died or not."”The old man took a puff of his pipe and blew out a cloud of red smoke.
"Then you won't carry me out? I was blown up like a porcupine and lay in the hospital for a week.”Ai Xin was still unwilling to give up.
"Carry you? You hugged and kissed whoever touched you. Who would lift you up?”
Ai Xin looked at the few ugly space pirates and nodded. Then, she looked at the old man's gray beard, which had been soaked in wine. Suddenly, she was struck by lightning! Ah! Bah! Pui! Pui! He spat on the ground and wiped his mouth with his sleeve, almost shedding a layer of skin. Who had the nightmare? Who was the one who was thrown out? Who was choking on food and water? It's me! He was really unlucky! Go back and burn incense for the matchmaker and pray to the gods to drive away evil spirits and spread the gods of plague. It would be a good fortune for hundreds of children and thousands of grandchildren, regardless of whether these two immortals were doing their homework or not.
"Is there such a thing? The last time we parted in such a hurry, we didn't remember anything other than our friendship. Since we're fated to meet today, let's toast to the old man.”After he finished speaking, he called over the maid and handed the old man a cup of wine." You're really as energetic as the Milky Way and as strong as the Unaging Star of the Holy Region. I still want to ask you for advice on how to keep fit."”He finished it in one gulp.
"Brat, who cursed me just now?”
"Who is it? Who was it? How dare he speak ill of you in front of me, Ai Xin? I'll beat him up until his mother doesn't recognize him.”Then, he rolled up his sleeves and pulled out his sword. With a thud, he stabbed it into the ground and looked around aggressively. Black Sword on his shoulder was also bared its teeth and meowed. The space pirates around him were all silent and forgot about what happened last time. Whoever provoked this kid would not get a good ending. He was both verbal and physical. If they could not afford to offend him, they could hide.
"How's the treasure hunt going? Do you have any clues?" Ai Xin was like a money-grubber who was keen on digging for treasures.
"Who knows if the treasure hunting team is here? I'm old and can't enjoy it for many years. What's the use of finding it? I'm just here for a vacation.”The old man signaled for the space pirates to release the 'flying insects' to interfere with the sound waves and other detection signals.
Who would believe you? If it wasn't for the smell of the treasure-hunting team's butt, would they have come to this trash planet to travel? The stench was everywhere. Seeing that the old man was fond of beautiful girls, Ai Xin felt that the older a person was, the less he liked to tell the truth. She was a young man who always told the truth. From asking for the airship to finding the treasure, she had always been honest.
"You're an experienced and cunning old man. I keep feeling that this is a smokescreen.”
"Oh?" The old man's eyes lit up.
" The group of space pirates who got the treasure map is searching for it in such a big way, and they are followed by hundreds or even thousands of people. Not to mention finding the treasure, even poop won't be enough for the people behind them.”Ai Xin thought for a long time and felt that this was exactly what the space pirates liked.
The old man spat another mouthful of wine on the ground." Brat, be more civilized. At least you have some knowledge. The real and the fake, the real and the fake. The back team becomes the front team, and the front team becomes the back team. There might be a hidden team. There are many smart people in the various forces. Do you want to pretend to be smart here?”
"Am I not stupid enough to ask you for advice?”Ai Xin smiled cheekily and bowed.
"Let's not talk about the treasure for now. Little brat, can I borrow something from you to help me?”The old man moved closer to Ai Xin and said mysteriously. His slanted eyes seemed to want to strip Ai Xin naked and do something that would make people scream.
Ai Xin shivered and crossed her arms in front of her chest. She leaned back to avoid the perverted old man." What are you doing? I won't sell my body, and I won't even look for my Emperor's treasure. My chastity will always belong to the Queen of Moya. I won't do it! No!" He shook his head like a rattle-drum.
"You really don't want to do it?" The old fox wagged his big tail and teased the little fox." Don't regret it. Moya might thank you."”Seeing Ai Xin still hugging her chest, he continued to seduce her." Moxiang might marry you."”The little fox was fooled.
"Really?" "Of course."
Ai Xin weighed the pros and cons in her heart. How could this old ghost link two unrelated people together? The only one who could be linked together was her. Could it be that he really wanted to do something to her? However, it would be worth it if he could make the two beauties feel good about him.
"So be it. Isn't it just losing your virginity? If I don't go to hell, who will?" Ai Xin thumped her chest twice and looked like she was about to die a righteous death." Show me the video. I'll take a picture too. Is your figure good?" How old are you? Was he abusing her? How many men am I? Never tell Mo Ya and Mo Xiang! Only I can tell you!" He wiped the dry corners of his eyes." It's inevitable for the general to die on the battlefield. Bah! Pui! Pui! It should be the blood river on the battlefield reflecting the sunset, and I laugh at the sky alone!”
What the hell? The old man looked at the " death warrior " who was about to drink the wine and hurriedly grabbed his wrist to stop him." Wait, wait! Do I still need to use such a despicable plan? Besides, I don't need you to be a beauty trap.”Seeing Ai Xin staring at him, it was obvious that she had offended him again by not letting him use his beauty trap. She took a puff of her cigarette and said," What I borrowed is only something very simple for you, but it will be of some help to this operation.”
"What is simple?" Ai Xin looked for the parts on her body. They were all super important. There was nothing simple. She suddenly remembered something." Old man, are you talking about this?"”As he spoke, he pulled out a pair of blue women's underwear that flowed slowly like water. It was still emitting a fragrance. This was stolen from Carrie's room in the early morning with great difficulty. A woman sleeping naked was so beautiful. As he thought about it, he slapped his forehead. How could he forget to lift the blanket and take a look? He was only thinking about how to steal the underwear. He really could not do two things at once. Failure! What a failure as a thief!
The old man snatched it and put it in his arms. Then, he immediately pretended that nothing had happened and smoked his pipe, like an old man who was resting leisurely.
"Old ghost, return it to me!" Ai Xin was stunned for a moment before she rushed forward to snatch back the treasure that she had painstakingly obtained. However, after snatching it for a long time, she still could not get it back. This old man was really strong. Ai Xin panted as she glared at the old man.
"I'll take this as a token of respect from you. Which beauty did this incense belong to? Show me, is it here?" The old man sniffed at the remaining fragrance in his hand and glanced around from afar.
"Hers." Ai Xin pointed at an old woman with a crane skin. Seeing the old woman's luxurious appearance, Ai Xin guessed that she might be the old gang leader's mother. Then, she continued to look at the old man's reaction with a sad expression as if he had lost a precious item. However, she was happy in her heart.
"Oh? Not bad! Not bad! You have good taste."
Ai Xin didn't see the result she had expected, and the result was the opposite. Could it be that this old man wanted to find a partner? Where should I put the roses? Take it to heart? Or should I put it in my old nest? He turned to look at the old woman in surprise, only to see Qin Bu's little girlfriend, the girl who had used him as a shield, standing beside the old woman. Looking at her innocent face, she would point at a certain spot on the dance floor from time to time. Of course, she was pointing at Xiao Bu. This old woman was very likely to be the Sect Master's something, or perhaps the mother of the " monster ". Looking at her red and white hair and the three-dimensional outline of her face, although the color of her eyes couldn't be seen clearly. However, it could be seen that there were several bloodlines mixed in.
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