Li Sansi felt that he was so unlucky. First, he was scolded by his fiancée, and then he came to find the Ice Spirit Grass to make his fiancée happy. Who knew that the Ice Spirit Grass was guarded by an Immortal Beast…Alright, I'll bear with it! Li Sansi had no choice but to use an immortal level Invisibility Talisman to bypass the Thunder-swallowing Beast and sneakily enter the stalactite cave. After making many turns, he finally saw the legendary Ice Spirit Grass!
Li Sansi was a little excited. He tiptoed to the Ice Spirit Grass and reached out to pluck it...
" Scared!" Li Sansi felt a hot breath on his face, with a hint of murderous intent. Li Sansi's hand froze. A bean-sized drop of sweat dripped down his forehead. He raised his head weakly…and a pair of eyes that were shining with purple light appeared in his sight.
"..." Li Sansi's eyes sparkled. His two slender fingers reached for the Thunderbolt Beast's eyes like lightning...
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"Ah!" After a series of inhumane screams, Li Sansi covered his two burnt fingers and ran out at full speed…F * ck! His eyes were all charged, was there a mistake?!
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"F * ck! Look at my acceleration!" Li Sansi turned around and saw that the Thunder-devouring Beast was getting closer and closer to him. With a loud roar, his speed increased from 200 to 500, and he rushed out of the stalactite cave like an afterimage…
"Tsk ~" Li Sansi, who had just rushed out of the cave, braked hard. The scene before him made him rub his eyes hard…
In an open space not far away, a purple-haired man threw something that looked like a frisbee into the distance."Wuwu ~" A small purple-black Lightning Eater Beast let out a happy cry and chased after the frisbee. Before the frisbee landed, it jumped up and held the frisbee in its mouth, obediently running back to the man's side...
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Li Sansi was not the only one who was stunned by the scene. Even the Thunder-Devouring Beast that had just run out was stunned. The man and the beast just stared blankly ahead of them…
"Oh my god!" Li Sansi, who was the first to react, saw that the Thunder-Devouring Beast was standing less than three meters away from him. He ran behind the purple-haired man and shouted," Senior, help!”
Feng Xie gave Li Sansi a reassuring look and shouted to Lin 'er, who was playing with Tian Long' er not far away," Good Lin 'er, take care of that guy!”
Lin 'er nodded her little head and instantly disappeared from where she was. In the next moment, she appeared on the back of the Lightning Beast. Its toot little hand patted the Thunder-Devouring Beast's head twice." Da Zi, be good!”
The Lightning Beast felt Lin 'er's terrifying power and immediately cowered. It obediently lay on the ground and allowed the seemingly harmless little loli to ride on its back.
"..." Li Sansi's eyes widened in disbelief. A basketball was about to be stuffed into his mouth.
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Evil Emperor, and these are my wives, Lin 'er and Tian Long' er.”Seeing Li Sansi's dumbstruck face, Happy knew that he had established his image as a great god, so he spoke up.
"…I am Li Sansi." Li Sansi cupped his fists and said respectfully. Li Sansi was in awe of this god-like " senior " in front of him.
"Relax…are you the Jing Tianjing brothers of Yong 'an Dang in Yuzhou City?”Feng Xie smiled warmly and pretended to be surprised. When Tian Long 'er saw Feng Xie's " gentle smile," she looked at Li Sansi with a hint of pity in her eyes.
"My master is…I wonder how Senior knows.”Li Sansi became even more respectful when he heard Feng Xie mention his master's name. Anyone who knew his master and called him a brother was definitely a person who hovered between being an amazing person and an amazing person.
"Brother Jing and I met by chance and had a good chat. Not long after, we burned yellow paper to pay our respects to each other. Brother Jing has mentioned you many times.”" What are you doing here?" Feng Xin asked with a straight face.”
"Feng qian bei…my fiancée Yue Er needs an immortal herb called Ice Spirit Grass to nourish her face. Legend has it that Ice Spirit Grass can only be found in this stalactite cave, so I came down here to look for it.”
Feng Xie frowned and said unhappily,"She actually put you in danger for an Ice Spirit Grass?"!”
Li Sansi shook his head hurriedly." No, no. Yue 'er and I have not been on good terms recently. That's why I came to look for the Ice Spirit Grass so that she can change her mind."”
"I wonder what's wrong with Brother Li and your fiancée's relationship? I'm a flower…cough cough, I have some insights into the matters between men and women. Perhaps I can help you solve your problems.”
Li Sansi's face darkened and he said dejectedly,""Yue 'er and I have been in love for five years, but recently, she has often lost her temper at me. Usually, she is also indifferent to me. Moreover, it has been five years, and she has never mentioned marriage to me.”
The corners of the Great Hoodwinker Feng's mouth curled up slightly. A very secretive but very evil smile flashed across his face. He frowned and said," Forgive me for being blunt. It's fine if you don't want such a woman!"”She might as well give it to me! As for Li Xiao. Yao? It's none of my business!
"Ah?" " Senior Feng!" Li Sansi exclaimed. However, he did not dare to show the slightest dissatisfaction with the senior." Why do you say that, Senior Feng?" he asked.”
"You blockhead! Think about it. Has she ever mentioned marriage to you in the past five years?”
"No…"
"Have you guys kissed before?"
"No…no…"
"Have you held hands?"
"Still nothing…"
" That's right…" Feng Xie secretly heaved a sigh of relief. He didn't expect that they hadn't even held hands for five years. It was really a blessing for Yours Truly.
"Then let me ask you again. Is she beautiful?”
"Very beautiful…"
"Do many people like her?"
"A lot…"
"Who has the highest status among her pursuers?”
"It should be me. After all, my master is the boss of Yuzhou…"
" Yes." Feng Xie nodded. He patted Li Sansi's shoulder and said earnestly," Do you need me to say anything else?" She's clearly toying with your feelings. Why do you have to do this to such a woman…There are plenty of fish in the sea, why do you have to be one-sided with a flower…"If I can't fool you, I'll write my name upside down!
"..." Li Sansi lowered his head in silence.
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After a long time, Li Sansi raised his head and knelt down in front of Feng Xie with a thud. He said in a firm tone," Thank you for your guidance, Senior Feng. I've thought it through. I'll break up with her when I get back. Then, I'll wander the world and look for her." Delight in the flowers…From now on, I will change my name to Li Xun. Joy!"
F * ck! Feng Xing staggered. Did Li Sansi become Li Xunhuan just because of my words?!……Alright, if you want to be Li Xunhuan, I'll fulfill your wish. Just treat it as compensation for stealing your wife. Happy took out a scroll and seven throwing knives of different shapes from his ring." This secret manual is called Little Li Flying Knives, and these seven throwing knives are called Seven Deadly Sins. They represent Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Lust, and Wrath. Take it as my gift to you…"
"…Thank you, Senior!" Li Sansi was so cold that tears welled up in his eyes. He carefully put away Little Li Flying Dagger and the Seven Deadly Sins. He was extremely grateful to Feng Xie.），And he even gave her such an expensive gift…(Li Sansi, oh no, Li Xunhuan's scenes were not over yet. He would appear again in the future.)）
"Alright, you can go now…Do you have a return scroll to Yuzhou City? I haven't seen Brother Jing for many years. This time, I'll go and see him and Xue Jian (this is your real purpose, right?).”Even a blockhead like Li Sansi has been fooled by me. Why would I be afraid that I can't fool that brainless Jing Tian?
"Yes!" Li Sansi hurriedly searched through his clothes and found three light blue scrolls. He respectfully handed them to Feng Xie." Senior, I'll take my leave now!"”Li Sansi cupped his fists and ran away.
"He's actually so gullible?" Tian Long 'er came to Feng Xie's side with light steps. She looked at Li Sansi's back and said somewhat speechlessly,"
" It's nothing. His master is easier to fool…I'll go and fool his master after I go back and hand in the mission…"
Tian Long 'er looked at Feng Xie speechlessly. You're addicted to fooling me, and you're still…
After dealing with the idiot Li Sansi, Feng Xie calmly walked into the forest. Tian Long 'er followed him in confusion.
" Wuuu…" Following the weak cry, Feng Xie finally found a cute little white tiger on the ground.
The white tiger cub was only a dozen centimeters long. Its snow-white fur had strange purple-gray stripes. It was obviously a newborn tiger cub. At this moment, she was staring at Feng Xie with her bright little eyes, and she was letting out a soft "wu wu" sound.
Under Tian Long 'er's strange gaze, Feng Xie lifted the little white tiger's two front paws and carefully examined its lower body.”Feng Xie gently put down the white tiger and waved his right hand. A purple light shot out from the Crystal Palace and entered the white tiger's body.
The white tiger's body suddenly burst out with a purple light that almost lit up the entire Forest of Horrors…The white tiger's body slowly grew larger and slowly turned into a human…
After a full 30 minutes, the purple light finally dissipated, revealing a…big sister!
She had long white hair, a flawless face, purple pupils, a snow-white fur coat, and her exposed milk-like skin…
The white-haired lady curiously sized up her own body. A strange light flashed across her beautiful eyes as she threw herself into Feng Xie's arms.
"Ding…the Purple Eyed Cloud-Winged Tiger wishes to acknowledge you as its master. Will you accept?”
"Accept!"
"Ding, please player 'Evil Emperor' to name your pet.”
"Little Xue."
"'Snowy' has been named successfully."
"Ding! You have obtained the first Transcendent Saint mount in the Huaxia region of Samsara, the Purple-Eyed Cloud-Winged Tiger. You have successfully unlocked the Mount Rankings. The system will issue a regional announcement. Do you wish to reveal your name?”
"Reveal!" A mount? So evil…
"Ding! System announcement. "Attention, players from the China Region. Player Evil Emperor has successfully obtained a Super Saint Mount, Purple-Eyed Cloud-Winged Tiger. Rewarded 30000 Reputation Points and 100000 Gold Coins." Mount Rankings open."
"Ding! System announcement…"
"Ding! System announcement…"
Seeing this announcement, everyone went back to what they were doing. They had already gotten used to Evil Emperor's bullsh * t…
"Master!" Snowy blew a breath of fragrance into Feng Xie's ear and said seductively.
"…" Feng Xie rolled his eyes. How dare he tease Master?! Feng Xie chuckled and slapped Snowy's butt hard.
"Ah!" Snowy screamed and jumped out of Feng Xie's arms. Her snow-white face was already red." Master is a bad guy!"”
"I'm a bad guy…Snowy, you're my mount. When do you think I should ride you?”Feng Xie revealed a silver smile on his face, and his lecherous eyes sized up Snowy's delicate body. Tian Long 'er covered her forehead and turned to the side. Her husband was so wretched!
"..." Snowy was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to look at Feng Xie. She turned into a white light and entered Feng Xie's soul space, refusing to come out no matter how Feng Xie called out.
" No way…" Feng Xie shook his head helplessly.
After plucking the Ice Spirit Grass, Tian Long 'er teleported back to the Wicked-Emperor Pavilion with Feng Xie and Lin' er, who had been bullying the Thunderous Beast.
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P.S. There's another chapter today…All kinds of begging!
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