Transmigration
"Duan Yu…Get out of the company immediately and don't come back in the future.。。”
"Um... "Boss, actually, um, you see, I've been working very hard these past few days. I've been very serious in serving the customers. Can you give me another chance, boss?" A handsome young man who was 21 or 22 years old, 1.8 meters tall, and looked like Pan An was flattering a man with a beer belly.
"You still have the cheek to say that. When you first came to us, I thought you were a good young man. However, after just a week of work, you dozed off at work, flirted with your female colleagues, and made excuses when I asked you to do something.。。How dare you f * cking flirt with me? Honey..." The beer bellied man roared angrily at Duan Yu.
I'm depressed because I'm flirting with you. She was the one who seduced me. I, Duan Yu, am graceful and graceful, like a pear blossom pressing down on a crabapple.。。。Why would I go and hook up with that woman with heavy makeup all day? Don't say that my standards are so low! Of course, he could only think about it in his heart. If he dared to say that, he would be kicked out by the boss.
Duan Yu's expression was miserable. She even hugged the boss's thigh with snot and tears in her eyes.。Just give me a chance. I'm from the same village as you.”
"Alright, I'll do it. I'm doing this for the sake of the village. Here, this is your salary for the past few days. Hurry up and pack your things and get lost. "F * ck, don't touch my pants with your snot!" The boss threw two pieces of fur on Duan Yu's face and roared angrily.
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two hours later
"Brother Qiang, stop playing first. Turn on a computer for me. Damn, why is the weather so hot? Bring me another bottle of Wang Lao Ji.”Duan Yu, who had just been fired, ran to the Internet cafe she often went to and shouted at the network manager who was playing Legend of Mir 2 and chasing after others.
" Wait a minute,'Young Master Duan.' Wait for me to kill these two guys." The manager didn't even reply.
("Duan Gongzi" was Duan Yu's nickname. When Duan Yu was still in his mother's womb, his father was obsessed with Hero Jin's "Eight Demigods". Therefore, Duan Yu was given the nickname Duan Yu by his unscrupulous father when he was born. In the end, Duan Yu had just entered university when her parents got into a traffic accident and were crushed to death by a huge rock that slid down from the mudslide. This time, Duan Yushu also stopped studying and fooled around outside for the whole day.
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" This Heavenly Dragon is so boring. Every game these days depends on money. Brother Qiang, I'll be leaving first," Duan Yu muttered after being killed by another awesome fighter. After saying goodbye to the manager, he left in a cool manner.
Just as Duan Yu left the internet cafe, she was about to walk back to the bar. However, she was blocked by a pitch-black chicken claw before she could take two steps. That's right, it was a chicken claw. Have you ever seen a person's fingers as dry as chopsticks and as black as coal?
An old beggar stopped Duan Yu and said seriously," Hey, handsome, handsome, don't go. Wow! Incredible, incredible! You have a spiritual light shooting out from the top of your head, do you know that? At such a young age, he already had the Qi of the Nine Dragons. The Qi of the Nine Dragons was still very weak. If he waited for it to take shape, he would be like a flying dragon!”
Then, the old beggar continued," As the saying goes, the Qi of the Nine Dragons can only be obtained by ancient emperors. However, it has appeared on you in this peaceful era, and you want to turn the world into chaos.。”
Speaking of this, the old beggar suddenly started to feel around his body
As for our pig trotter Duan Yu, she was a little confused at first, but now she understood. F * ck, isn't this the old man who sells secret manuals in martial arts? Why are you here to frame me? Next, it's time to promote the secret manual.
"Old man, are you looking for a secret manual? What is it this time? Let me guess, Nine Yang Divine Technique? Nine Yin Scripture? Or was it the Buddha's Palm? I say, old man, your plan has long been exposed. Haven't you seen Master Xing's Kung Fu? Even though your words are much more incisive, you should change your equipment. You haven't showered for years? Look at this black." Duan Yu teased the old beggar,
As he spoke, he even sniffed the old beggar. "What the hell is this smell? "Old man, you fell into the latrine pit ah, it stinks me to death!" Duan Yu retreated ten meters like lightning, still pinching her nose and looking at the old beggar with a fearful gaze.
After groping for a long time, he finally fished out a black ball the size of a fist from his crotch. Hearing Duan Yu's words, the old beggar sniffed his body in shock." It doesn't stink. Although there's a little bit of a strange smell, you can't be that exaggerated, right?!" I just took a shower thirty years ago." The aggrieved one
Duan Yu was directly struck to the ground by lightning. You just washed it thirty years ago, and you still have the nerve to come out and pollute the environment?”Pointing at the old beggar Duan Yu, he said with a painful expression,
When the old beggar heard Duan Yu's words, he did not get angry and said," That's not the point. Now, I'll recommend you a supercar."。。。It was a combination of a level-1 divine artifact and super century electronic technology.。。As long as you have it, you can go to any world you are bound to, dominate the world, and have countless dreams. The Nine Dragon Qi in your body can also be condensed into a form. At that time, becoming a god, a Buddha, or a Saint will not be a problem. How about it? It's only 100,000 RMB, the only super in this universe.。。。The grade-1 divine artifact is yours."
Duan Yu rolled her eyes and looked at the old beggar in disdain." Why didn't you use it when it's so awesome? Why did you sell it to me? I told you that I only have 137.80 yuan in all my assets now, and you still came to deceive me. Move aside, move aside. I'm going to eat. After eating, I still have to continue fighting for my Heavenly Dragon Eight."”
As he spoke, he ignored the old beggar and flashed past him.
When the old beggar saw Duan Yu was about to leave, he hurriedly ran after her." Handsome, how about I sell this thing to you for 130 yuan? If it really doesn't work, 100 yuan is fine."
Duan Yu continued to ignore the old beggar. As she walked, she muttered,"Do you think I'm a fool? I worked hard for a week to earn more than a hundred yuan, and I was cheated by you just like that?”(This is also called hard work-)
Seeing Duan Yu ignore him, the old beggar became even more anxious and shouted,"Then I'll give it to you for free, okay?"”
Duan Yu didn't even turn around and walked straight ahead. You have the cheek to give away such a big lump of mud that came out from your crotch?”
The old beggar saw that Duan Yu ignored him and didn't follow him, so he smiled sinisterly. How dare you not accept a gift from me, hehe.。。This is not up to you."
The old beggar raised the huge pile of meat that he had taken out.。。。The Level 1 divine artifact made a shot put pose.。”That super... He threw the divine artifact in Duan Yu's direction.
Duan Yu had thought that this matter was over and that it was just a small episode in her life. While humming a pop song, Duan Yu swayed and swayed as she walked. Suddenly, she felt a chill on her back, and millions of hairs stood on end. She shivered from the cold and turned around to look. However, when she turned around, Duan Yu seemed to have been immobilized. Her pupils dilated and she was shocked to see the old beggar throwing a Piss and a black lump flying towards her. The main thing was that the black lump pulled out a crack that looked like space itself had been torn apart. It was very scary. Just as he was about to run, he heard a " dong " sound that traveled far, far away. Duan Yu felt that the lump had brought him up. When he looked down, he saw that the old beggar had disappeared and there was a pile of rotten meat on the ground.
Then, the legendary divine artifact brought him into a spatial rift that it had torn open. Following that, his vision turned black and he fainted magnificently.
Before Duan Yu fainted, the only thought I had was,'What a perverted old man. Is this the legendary forced selling?？”
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When Duan Yu woke up, she felt that her surroundings were pitch-black. It was as if her body was wrapped in this layer of rubber, making her feel very uncomfortable. She struggled for a long time but could not break free. Moreover, her entire body was like a worker who had not rested for a few days, unable to exert a trace of strength. Moreover, he could not even open his mouth. All these doubts caused Duan Yu to panic. He thought that the perverted old man had captured him for evil intentions, but it didn't seem like it. He didn't have money or superb talent. What was the use of him capturing him? Even if he was the legendary cannibal, two taels of meat wouldn't be enough for him to eat, right? The only good thing about her was her looks. Thinking of this, Duan Yu was a little proud. Although her family was not good, she had no money, no car, no house, and no one, those women still revolved around her. Ever since her parents passed away, Duan Yu had been able to make use of her appearance to live comfortably. She had nothing better to do than to go to small classes to experience life. Wait a minute... Could it be that the perverted old man was the legendary one?。。。。Ji…Lao
It was very possible. Otherwise, why would he choose her out of all the people on the street? When Duan Yu thought of this, she was so scared that cold sweat trickled down her body. The more she thought about it, the more she believed that this must be the case, so she struggled desperately.
Just like that, our Lord Pork Knuckle fainted from exhaustion again. After an unknown amount of time, Duan Yu kept repeating the process of waking up, struggling, fainting from exhaustion, waking up again, struggling again, fainting from exhaustion again. Just like that, our Pork Knuckle persisted in trying to escape from what he thought was hell.
After an unknown amount of time, Duan Yu finally accepted her fate. She thought to herself in a very tragic manner,'I, Duan Yu, have countless girls. I thought that Young Master Duan, who has passed through countless flowers without sticking to me, would have such a day. I'm handsome, unrestrained, and elegant.'。。。。He was about to be raped by an old pervert who was in his seventies or eighties, pitch-black, bathed once every thirty years, and had a stench comparable to a stink bomb.。Give... Oh my god, who can save me?
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Finally, one day, when Duan Yu was still feeling sad about her tragedy, she felt a suction force coming from under her body. It was as if she was going to be sucked out.
Duan Yu was so scared. He thought to himself with a face full of anger. What should have come had finally come. This old pervert had finally remembered him. Was he really going to be done by that old pervert? Duan Yu felt her anus tighten. Duan Yu used the strength that she had been struggling to train these few days and tried her best to get inside. She would not go out even if she was beaten to death. If she went out, she would lose her innocence.
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Duan Yu was extremely afraid, but the people outside were in a frenzy.
"Emperor, the Empress is having a difficult labor. The little prince is not willing to come out and is trying his best to turn inside. If the little prince still doesn't come out, the Empress will probably bleed too much and her life will be in danger.”A middle-aged woman knelt on the ground in panic and said to the man in the imperial robe,
The emperor was even more anxious when he heard this.。。What did you say? The little prince didn't want to come out? What kind of bullsh * t reason was this? He was an unborn child, so how could he not want to come out?？”The emperor roared at the woman in the palace dress,
When the lady saw the Emperor's expression, she kowtowed in panic, causing the marble floor to tremble.。”His forehead was bruised from the kowtow, and he was so anxious that his tears flowed out." Your Majesty, please forgive me. Your Majesty, please forgive me."。。。This servant doesn't dare to lie to the emperor. This servant is telling the truth, emperor.”
"Scram!" The emperor roared at her and then rushed into the house.
When the Emperor rushed in, the Empress screamed,"Ah!"。。”Immediately after, there was another loud baby cry.。。。。”That's right, this baby is our pig trotter Duan Yu
If anyone could understand the baby's words, they would definitely understand what he meant.。。。Life... Ah!"
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