(Hospital, evening)
"Hey, let's find out where he is!”After thinking for a long time, he finally summoned the Pi. After Sasuke left, I had been wondering if I should look for Itachi and try to convince him not to lie to Sasuke. But isn't it Eritsu's fault that he doesn't trust us? It was only right for him to suffer some pain from hurting his younger brother, right? However, I thought that in seven years, he might be killed by Sasuke or die of illness due to overuse of his Eye Force…I couldn't ignore him…At least I had to let him live for me.
"Big Brother Kong, right?" He asked me curiously to confirm.
" Hmm…" I was silent for a while after hearing what Pi said. Then, I slowly answered Pi.
"He's practicing in the Forest of Death." Very quickly, Pi found Weasel's whereabouts.
"Alright, I'll do it. You can go now."
"Alright, Kong, I'll take my leave first.”
Should she look for him now? Annoying! It was better not to think about it! This time, let me learn the spirit of Naruto, the first unexpected ninja! I didn't think about it, but let my body take me away!
(Outside the ward)
"Eh? Where did Kong go when he just woke up?" Originally, he had only wanted to visit Kong and discuss the matter of extermination with him and Xue Yue, but seeing Kong leave in such a hurry, could something have happened? What Kong was most worried about was Sasuke. Could it be…?
"Xue Yue, let's follow him!"
"This isn't good, right?" Xue Yue pretended to be worried. "I won't say that! Let's go! Maybe he was having a tryst with Sasuke! And we must be the third wheel!”As soon as Xue Yue spoke, she followed along with Light.
"Hehe, very interesting! Who knows, he might even be able to catch something on her! There was also Xue Yue and Kong, although that little fellow didn't ask for anything from the Grim Reaper, he was still a genius! Therefore, this was an S-rank mission! "If there's any mistake, then…" Light made a beheading gesture towards Xue Yue, indicating that if they were discovered, Kong would definitely kill them.
Xue Yue nodded and the two began to follow Kong. However, because Kong's speed was too fast, Light had no choice but to carry Xue Yue and follow Kong. He had no choice, Xue Yue didn't know ninjutsu!
(Forest of Death)
"Light and Snow Moon's aura!" I stopped and looked around, but I didn't see anyone. Was it an illusion? But I clearly felt the aura of Light and Xue Yue! I looked around again to make sure that there was no one else around. What happened just now should be my illusion, right? Perhaps I'm too sensitive, that's why I'm hallucinating about the light and the moon's aura.
(Light and Snow Moon here)
"Xue Yue, what is this? Why can't Kong see us?”Although Kong had soon discovered his and Xue Yue's auras, before Kong could find them, Xue Yue had covered their heads with a cloth. Then, Kong seemed to have lost sight of them…
"Would you believe me if I told you it's the Invisibility Cloak from Harry Potter? Hehe…" However, it wasn't really from Harry Potter! It's just that their uses are the same, and they're both sacred objects obtained from the Death God. But since I didn't ask, I don't have to tell you! Xue Yue thought to herself at that time.
"What Harry Tut? Xue Yue, what are you talking about?"
His response was so cold that she didn't know how to answer him! Does Harry Potter know nothing? It could even be described as Harry Tut? He had wanted to keep her in suspense, but it seemed that his plan had failed! However, there was another possibility. What 20? I'm only 20 years old! 20 years old! (Being sent flying by a certain author) It has been more than 20 years since he traveled through time, so he probably still doesn't know about the famous character Harry Potter? But…a certain someone's voice seemed to be very loud. This cloak didn't have any soundproofing effect!
"Shh, shh! Don't be so loud! He can still hear us!”Xue Yue nervously covered Light's mouth with her hand.
"Emmm, Enen can't talk." He pushed Xue Yue's hand away and whispered something to Xue Yue that left him speechless. "Remember to wash your hands when you come out of the bathroom in the future! It stinks!"
"…" Snowy was speechless.
(Let's ignore those two idiots and go back to the male lead!) Guang Xueyue: Who are you calling an idiot? A certain author looked at the two innocently. Who do you think I'm talking about!)
"Where can Erit be? I forgot to ask where he was.”
"Kong? Why are you here?"
"Ha! Speak of the devil!"
"Kong, what are you talking about? Who was that? Where is it? Are they ninjas?" Weasel asked Kong a lot of questions. He was curious why Kong talked about Cao Cao the moment he saw him. Could this be a new secret code Kong had given him? He remembered that Kong used to call him by a strange name when he was young! There were red-eyed rabbits (due to Shura's eyes), fridges (due to facial paralysis), and ants (due to their sweet tooth preference). However, he used crows most often (due to the ferret illusion). Was there another Cao Cao now?
Oh, how could I forget that this is Naruto? There's no such character as Cao Cao! But forget it, she just had to pretend that she didn't know what he was talking about! Anyway, I've been fooling around like that every time…
"Yo! Brother ferret, you're here too! I laughed and pretended to be stupid…I didn't say anything just now! If you want me to explain, I can say that Sasuke already has his own child, Naruto and Sakura are already married, and the old man has reincarnated. We haven't even finished talking about this! This showed how long the history of China was!
"…" It was obvious that Kong was acting dumb again. Forget it, let him be! "Why are you here?" Weasel repeated the question.
"Why can't I be here?”I narrowed my eyes and asked Weasel.
"…" He knew that it was useless for him to talk to Kong, so he should end this topic as soon as possible and send Kong back to the hospital! He was still barefooted! A gentle brother thought to himself.
"I'm here for a walk, so what's the ferret doing here?”I chose to answer later because I could see that Weasel was about to leave. I haven't gotten the answer I want, so don't even think about escaping!
" Practice…" Three lines appeared on the ferret's head. This is the Forest of Death, the forest with the highest death rate among the leaves. You, a child who just recovered, actually told me that you came here for a walk? And those two strong kids didn't follow you, right? Are you that bold? Don't think that I don't know that you came here to find me! [Author: A certain big brother is asking the obvious!] "Kong, didn't you just wake up? Go back to the hospital and rest!"
"It's very boring to rest all day! Besides, as a ninja, it was not good for his body to be resting all the time! Brother ferret, are you trying to kill me? I didn't expect you to be so bad!" I pretended to cry. However, I really hate everything about hospitals. Their existence reminds me of the natural ecology of birth, aging, illness, and death.
"Kong, you know that's not what I meant!”Weasel looked at me nervously, trying to comfort me. Have you already started to be deceived by me? hehe ~
"Weasel, are you very strong?" I stopped teasing him and looked at Weasel seriously. Didn't he know that he had already given up all hope for his life?
"..." Weasel didn't say anything and just looked at me quietly. Did he not notice that I had changed the way I addressed him, or did he choose to ignore my words?
"Weasel, are you a genius?" However, not saying anything meant that he had tacitly agreed!
…" Kong, do you also think I'm a genius? Itachi thought to himself, but he didn't say what was on his mind. He just looked at Kong quietly.
" Weasel, you…" Hmph! There was the aura of the Dark Group! Was it the root? I really don't like it when people interrupt me! Moreover, I really hate that guy in the team! He even hated him more than he hated the elders of Uchiha! Because he caused my family to be in chaos! "Psychic Art, Hao!" Although I summoned Hao, I came out of an alternate dimension. I used Hao's divine power to create an alternate dimension.
"Kong, what's going on? Where is this place?" Weasel, who was suddenly pulled into the alternate dimension, was obviously a little uneasy. No matter how cold and talented he was, he was only 13 years old!
"I created this alternate dimension. I don't like people listening in on my words.”I really don't like being probed, so after I let Weasel go, there are two people waiting to be pranked by me! I laughed. But, when did Light and Xue Yue listen to us? If it wasn't for the arrival of the Dark Group and the summoning of the alternate dimension, I think I wouldn't have known that they were here!
(The two stalkers are here ~)
"Oh no! Kong has discovered us!" Xue Yue whispered to Light.
"Didn't he not see us? How did you know?" Light said unhappily. She had thought that Kong was having a tryst with Little Ball Umbrella, but he had actually seen Kong and Weasel together! How could two offensive characters be together? This didn't make sense!
"Maybe this is a problem with the empty space.”Xue Yue said calmly. The current him was no longer the crazy person he usually was. The current him seemed to be the same as Kong, the expression of an old elder who had experienced many life experiences. This made Light, who was also a transmigrator, unhappy.
"What? Both of them were so knowledgeable! I'm the only one who knows nothing! Humph!" Light said softly.
(Male protagonist and ferret here ~)
"Weasel, I'll ask you one more time. Do you think you're very strong?”If not, please deny it! I don't want to use that method to knock your stupid head awake!
…" Still choosing not to speak? There was no other way!
"He acquiesced! Haha." I was smiling on the surface, but in my heart, I really hoped that Erit would disagree with me.
"Don't you want to say anything? That's good too. Let's cut the crap. Weasel, why don't you spar with me, your younger brother!”
"I don't want to! You'll get hurt!" Was he that confident in himself? If someone else had said that to me, I would have killed him! But, Weasel, why do you make me feel sad when you say that? Also, do you really think you can hurt me?
In order to prevent Light and Xue Yue from disturbing us, I made some changes in the alternate dimension so that they couldn't hear our conversation.
"Is that so?" After saying that, I threw a Misery over, and Weasel dodged agilely.
"Do you really want to fight me that much?”Even though Weasel was provoked by me, he still didn't enter battle mode! Don't tell me I don't have the potential to be a bad person?
"Wind Evasion, Empty Bullet Training!" After inhaling a large amount of air, I aimed at the ferret and attacked. Let's see if you still won't retaliate! Weasel quickly dodged my attack, but it was too late.
"Water Evasion, Chaotic Water Waves! Wind Escape-Dragon Flying Dance! Author: One is a randomly made up ninjutsu. You can imagine that after Kong uses the water escape technique, the ferret's whole body will be wet. Then Kong will use the wind escape technique to freeze the water.”After I used Water Escape, I immediately used Wind Escape. The ferret that couldn't escape in time was entangled by my Water Escape and Wind Escape and couldn't move.
"..." Weitake, whose movements were sealed by me, was still expressionless! Why? Do you really think I won't kill you for real? Idiot's brother!
"Don't you care about your body that much? You told me to take good care of my body, but can you ignore your illness?”After hearing what I said, Erit's expression finally changed slightly.
"As expected, I can't hide it from you!" Weasel sighed.
"Do you not trust us that much? Don't you trust Sasuke and my abilities? Don't you trust Hikari's medical skills?”I said excitedly. This is the first time I've come to this world. I'm so excited!
"..." Weasel still didn't speak. Do you think you can just keep quiet? I'm so angry! It counted! You're not going to tell me? Let me say it!
"I know about the spy, I know about the kaleidoscope, and I know about the spy. I know about Zhishui and Ban. I also know about the group trove, and I know even more about the extermination of the clan! Do you think you can hide anything from me?”Weasel's expressionless face turned from surprise to despair. Now, his expression was one of anger and anticipation.
"You know about the extermination? You're so powerful. Shouldn't you do something to stop it from happening?”Weitake looked at me expectantly.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you. I chose to ignore it for the same reason as you! To choose the most peaceful way, to protect them, because they are my family.”Weasel stopped talking. Perhaps he thought what he said was useless?
"Trust us! Because we're family, aren't we?”I gave a fake smile to the ferret, but I knew that my smile was ugly and pathetic. After I released the ninjutsu and let the ferret go, he left without saying anything.
As expected, it still couldn't be changed? Forget it! This was fate, the fate of the Weasel, and the fate of the Uchiha clan. They could not change it even if they wanted to.
"Next, the problem with those two brats! How should he deal with them? Ah! I know!" Hehe, light, Xue Yue! Good luck! Can you survive without eating or drinking for three days and three nights? You guys shouldn't be weaker than Shiro and Kunmaro, right? When they were under house arrest, they could last for five days. Now that they've been trained by me, they can at least survive for five months with only soldier grain pills. But if it was me, it wouldn't be a problem for a lifetime, right? However, he said that he was malnourished and forced him to eat nutritious food…
"Hey, Kong, where are you going?" It was as if Kong had completely ignored them and walked out on his own. "What happened? Did he not notice us?" Light continued.
"Logically speaking, he should know that we're here! Could it be that he chose to ignore us?" Xue Yue was also very curious about Kong's abnormality.
"He really left! That was great! I was thinking of a lot of lines! It was great that he did not need to use it now!”Guang said happily.
"Let's leave this place!" Seeing Kong really leave, Xue Yue was sure that Kong probably didn't notice them.
(The two of them left when they were young)
"Xue Yue, why don't you see the end yet?”They had been walking for hours just by panting! However, it was still pitch-black in front of them. They hadn't even seen the end yet, let alone the entrance! Something's not right! Kong was also walking in this direction just now! Why did he disappear? And he and Xue Yue were still walking in circles.
"Light…"
"What is it? Can't you see that I'm annoyed?" He said angrily. It was no wonder. He was tired and hungry now, but it was better not to show himself at the exit.
"Light, I told you that this is an alternate dimension, right? An alternate dimension created by Kong." She just nodded and didn't say anything. She was basically too tired to speak. "I think Kong must have noticed us. He's playing with us now…He's not letting us out!”
Hearing Xue Yue's words, Light suddenly felt that it made sense. Kong loved to prank people, especially her big brother and Weasel. Had it finally descended upon him today? Kong didn't know what it meant to show mercy!
"We're dead!" A certain light regretted following his little nephew, who was an expert in pranking people! He had seen Kong and Weasel fighting just now, and Kong seemed to have said something very excitedly. Unfortunately, he could not hear anything! The result would be the same whether he was stalked or not! It was a pity that no one had invented a medicine called regret!
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