(Empty house, 4:30 in the morning)
"Yo! Brother Kong! Sasuke! I'm here for breakfast! " I couldn't wake up just now, so..." Naruto shouted downstairs as soon as he arrived.
"Shh! Idiot Naruto! Be quiet!" Sasuke cursed Naruto in his lowest voice.
"What? I can't hear you! What did you say?" Naruto could only see Sasuke's mouth moving, but he couldn't hear anything. "Idiot Sasuke, speak louder!”
"Idiot!" Sasuke held his forehead and whispered. At this time, a certain Kong who was sleeping soundly had been woken up by Naruto, and the resentment in his eyes... Naruto, don't say that I didn't warn you!
"Hey! Idiot Sasuke! Where's Brother Kong? Why don't I see him?" Naruto didn't know that he had already gotten himself into trouble.
"So noisy! Don't sleep, I still want to sleep!!!”Kong, who was still sleepwalking, said loudly.
"Big Brother Kong…were you still sleeping?”Naruto said shakily and glared at Sasuke. Then, the two of them began to communicate with their eyes.‘Damn Sasuke, why didn't you say that Brother Kong was still sleeping?!'Sasuke looked at Naruto's resentful eyes. He just raised his shoulders and replied with his eyes,'I already told you, you idiot! You can't hear it, it's none of my business!'Then, Sasuke turned around and went back into the house. Only Naruto, who had already weathered away, and Kong, who was staring at him, were left.
" Naruto Whirlpool!!!!" Naruto was sure that the sound Kong made just now was the loudest sound he had ever heard in his life!
(Neighbors 'comments on Kong's shouts)
"Ah…who dared to wake up our Kong-chan again?”Neighbor A who was woken up
"Did that guy who doesn't know death provoke Kong?”Neighbor B who was woken up
"Kongchan would have woken up long ago if she was like that? I wonder if he will be doing morning exercises with the Sasuke Palace?”A Flower Addict Awoken
"Kong is especially fierce today! God, please bless that person so that he won't be killed by Kong!”The uncle who sold buns sighed.
"May the heavens bless you!" The auntie who bought the buns sighed.
Six years ago, when Kong, Bai, and Jun Maro moved in, Jun Maro accidentally woke Kong up and ended up hanging on a cable pole. At that time, the villagers on the street had already seen Kong's bed qi, so everyone had a tacit understanding not to make too much noise before 6 am, so as not to turn their originally angelic Kong into an evil demon. Moreover, Kong was only six years old at that time! After six years, they did not dare to imagine how much Kong had evolved.
(Back to Naruto)
At this time, Naruto had been tied up and thrown onto a tree. There were still more than 100 branches made by the White King of Kong below, all aimed at Naruto. Above, there was the iceberg-faced Kunmaro, who was tickling him with feathers. Naruto did not dare to laugh too loudly because Kong had told him that the tying method was not very stable because the entire rope was one. As long as there was a loosening and continuous struggle, it would become more and more loose, and finally, the 'prisoner' would be released from the rope buckle, and then...
(5 AM sharp)
"Help! Don't do that! It was very itchy! Hahaha!" Naruto finally couldn't help but laugh. Meanwhile, Kunmaro was still expressionlessly doing what Daren had instructed him to do.
" Naruto..." Bai continued in a very 'gentle' tone," Master Kong and his brother Sasuke-kun have already gone back to their rooms to sleep! Are you sure you want to shout? I can't guarantee that Daren will do anything to you!”Shiro was very considerate as he spoke to Naruto. At the same time, Kunmaro was very 'considerate' as he increased his strength and speed…
" Ah…" Naruto stifled his laughter.
A certain Sakura was already waiting for someone at the drill ground.
(6 AM sharp)
"Big Brother Kong, haha, still, still not awake? Haha."
"Not yet." Bai was leisurely drinking tea.
Kunmaro continued…
Xiao Ying continued to wait…
(7 AM sharp)
"Big Brother Kong, haven't, haven't woken up yet?”A certain someone didn't even have the strength to laugh!
" Not yet," Kunmaro said coldly.
Bai had already gone out to buy groceries.
Xiao Ying accidentally fell asleep…
(8:30 AM)
"Ah! Naruto, good morning!" Kong finally woke up.
" Wuwuwu..." Naruto was already exhausted.
"Bai, you bought the vegetables! Hehe, let's eat something simpler in the morning! Congee and fried dough sticks." A certain Kong completely ignored Naruto and walked into the kitchen to cook. Bai and Jun Maro also went out for their morning exercise.
"Ah, right, Naruto, if you dare to wake me up so early without my permission again, what happened today is just a small matter!”Kong suddenly stuck his head out of the kitchen and smiled threateningly at Naruto before returning to the kitchen to continue cooking. What was left was the frightened Naruto and the indifferent Sasuke.
Bai and Kunmaro were currently in the midst of their morning exercise…
Xiao Ying had already woken up, but when she saw that there was still no one, she continued to wait…
(9:30 AM)
"Is everyone full? Let's go! Teacher should be here by now, right?" Kong said cheekily. He might have forgotten that other than the five of them, there was another person who had been waiting for them in the third practice field for four hours!
"Let's go!" After eating breakfast, Naruto regained his energy and could jump around.
"Kong, we're late. Won't the teacher say anything? Plus, Xiao Ying should be waiting for us, right?”
"Sasuke, you don't know! This was called an eye for an eye. Wasn't the teacher late yesterday? Also, Xiao Ying woke me up yesterday, right?”Kong said nonchalantly. He didn't realize that three lines had already appeared above the heads of the other four people behind him...
"You definitely can't provoke a black-bellied demon!”After spending more time with Kong, the four of them had more and more of the same thoughts.
(9:45 AM)
"Kong! Sasuke! You guys are here! Mo, you guys are very late!”Xiao Ying shouted when she saw the familiar silver and black hair from afar.
"Ah, the teacher isn't here yet, is he? So it doesn't matter!" Kong said with a smile.
"Eh? Yes. "That's true…" A certain love-struck fool was intoxicated. "Ah! What an empty smile! How beautiful!" This was Xiao Ying's inner thought.
" Sakura," Naruto ran to Sakura's side and wanted to tell him about Kong, but who knew..." Ah! Disgusting! Don't touch me!" In the end, Naruto was killed before he could even tell Sakura.
"Hehe, Xiao Ying, you asked for it!”A certain Kong prayed for the ignorant Xiao Ying in his heart, hoping that she would stop sticking to him.
(10 AM sharp)
"Ah, I'm sorry! I'm late on the road of life!”
"Who are you lying to!" Naruto shouted.
"Well, we were also late on the road of life just now! On the way, he even saw a silver-haired uncle leisurely drinking tea in a tea house and enjoying reading his erotic book!”Kong's words made Kakashi break out in cold sweat. "What time did this kid get here? It was already past nine o'clock when I was at the tea house!”Kakashi thought to himself.
"Alright, I have two bells here. You have to snatch them by the afternoon. First, let the eleventh group begin! Group 7, just watch from the side!" Kakashi took out an alarm clock and placed it on the wooden stick before pulling out two bells from his back.
Author: Alright! This is a spoof =w= because I'm too bored ~~~
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