"Hey, uncle, how did you die? Choked to death from eating? Or was he beaten to death for stealing other people's food? Sigh... How pitiful…" Feng Nan said sympathetically and gave him a comforting look.
"Brat, don't talk nonsense. How could I die? I'm a god! How could he die? This is my temple." The perverted uncle immediately roared when he heard Feng Nan's words.
"Sigh ~~~ You're still delusional even after you're dead. Are you crazy?”Feng Nan had a fearful expression on his face. He could not afford to offend a person with a mental illness, no, a ghost.。。。。。
"Brat, you're the one who's crazy. Your whole family is crazy.”The wretched uncle was already furious. He was a dignified Chaos God, and even this universe was created by him. Today, he was humiliated by this kid! If she didn't owe him, he would have slapped Feng Nan to death long ago. Why would he make a scene here?
"Okay, okay, okay. You're not a psychopath. I'm a psychopath, okay?”Feng Nan did not want to anger him. After all, a lunatic could do anything. He did not want to die without peace.。。。。。
The Chaos God saw that Feng Nan still had a look of disbelief in his eyes and shouted,"I'm not a lunatic, you're not a lunatic, and none of us are lunatics.。。。。。”
"Okay, okay, okay. You're not crazy!”Feng Nan said, but…His eyes were still…
"Neither are you!" The Chaos God shouted again.
"Okay, okay, okay. I'm not either." His eyes were still…
" I'm really not!!!"
"Yes, yes, yes. Aren't you...。。”His eyes were still…
。。。。。。
The two of them struggled for a long time before they finally stopped talking. They were too thirsty.。。。。。
"Brat, let me tell you one last time, I'm not crazy!”The Chaos God said solemnly. He was already extremely angry.
Actually, after talking for so long, Feng Nan already knew that this old man was not crazy. He just thought it was fun and wanted to anger him. "I know. Then tell me who you are and how you died.”
"I've already said that I'm not dead, and I can't possibly die. I'm a god, the God of Chaos who created the universe.”the Chaos God said seriously.
" Hey, uncle, you're already dead. Face reality. God? I said I'm the father of the Chaos God!”Feng Nan didn't believe him and said casually.
"What?! Brat, whose father are you? Do you want to die?" After saying that, he raised his hand. A nine-colored gas lifted Feng Nan up and separated his limbs, as if he was going to be torn apart by five horses!
"Wow. What is this? What do you want? Put me down!”Feng Nan was immediately shocked. Was this not a f * cking dream?!!
"Brat, aren't you very gutsy? You dare to be my father? Continue to be arrogant, continue! You're so cocky!" The Chaos God said fiercely. His appearance really frightened Feng Nan.
What a scam. Could it be that he was really a god? This was too f * cking melodramatic. A wise man wouldn't fight when the odds were against him.。。。。。"Big... God, I admit my mistake, okay? Please forgive me. Don't be angry. It's not good for your health.。。Hehe…" (Don't say that you have no backbone. Nonsense. You're about to be dismembered. When the time comes, you won't even have any bones. How can you still have a backbone?)。。）
"Hehe, at least you know your place." The Chaos God smiled smugly. With a wave of his hand, Feng Nan landed back on the floor.
"Hehe, that's true." Feng Nan replied awkwardly. " Then how did I get here?" he asked, puzzled." I seem to remember being hit by something and falling off the cliff."”
The Chaos God's face showed a hint of unnaturalness.""I happened to pass by and couldn't bear to see you fall off the cliff, so I brought your soul here.”
Is there a problem? Is my character exploding? Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence? Not only did he save me, but he also brought me to his temple?! He didn't even kill me when I scolded him previously?!! It seems that my character isn't that good!!），Pei, pei, my character has always been good. No, I seemed to have been hit by something and fell off the cliff.。。。。。
"Did you cause me to fall off the cliff?”Feng Nan said with a look of realization.
"How could this be…" The Chaos God, who wanted to deny it, remembered the previous argument with him. He did not want to experience it again, so he nodded and said,""Alright, I admit that you were hit by the chicken leg bone I ate.。。。。”
"What? Chicken bones? At the very least, he wanted some divine artifact or something!!”Feng Nan shouted. I died too tragically. I was smashed to death by a chicken bone.。。。。。(My face is full of pride.) Feng Nan felt sad.
Looking at the Chaos God beside him, Feng Nan's eyes lit up. "Then doesn't he owe me a life? He saved me to 'atone for his wrong'? No, I must blackmail him. No, I should give him a chance to make it up to me (wretched), hehe.。。。。。
Feng Nan secretly planned in his heart.
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