After strolling outside for a while, Long Tian walked into a garden.
"Why is there a garden here?”Long Tian felt strange.
This wasn't the main road or even a side road. It was just a remote corner of the campus. It wasn't too much to describe it as desolate.
"Could it be-!?" Long Tian began to fill his brain. A kind big sister with a straw hat and a smile on her face said,'Little friend, why are you here? You look dirty. Do you want to go to my house to wash up? With sister! Thank you, big sister. Let's go…" Then, he said," You know, kiss."
However, reality was cruel. "What's so strange about that? This garden was planted by me.”
"Big sister…uh, old man." Long Tian felt like he was imagining a piece of cake, only to see a pile of poop when he opened his eyes. He felt nauseous from the bottom of his heart. (Old Man: You actually dare to say that I give you the feeling of poop.) - -) A man with a straw hat really walked out from the flowers. From the white hair hanging outside the straw hat, to the face like a chrysanthemum flower…
Long Tian replied,"Thoughtfulness kills people."”More importantly, the old man was carrying a hoe on his shoulder.
" Are you planting flowers or trees?" Long Tian looked around and didn't see a single tree. Was this old man an idiot?
"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a gardener before?"
"The gardener has seen it before, but he has never seen such an ugly one. I have never seen a rare human like you.”Long Tian's mouth never showed mercy to those who weren't beauties.
"Ugly? You actually said that this old man's handsome face is ugly! Unforgivable! That's unforgivable!" The old man directly erupted with the aura of the eighth sense's small universe. Tossing the hoe into the air and looking up at the sky, Long Tian could only see a black dot.
"Are you afraid? Regret? It's useless. This old man will never forgive you. Let this old man teach you what it means to respect the old and love the young, hoho-"
The old man turned around, and there was a rose in his mouth. It was the kind that had just been picked. That was because Long Tian saw that the old man's mouth had been pierced.
Long Tian felt that he had to look at the almanac first when he went out in the future to avoid being infected by such boring creatures. After all, fools were contagious.
"Are you so afraid that you can't speak?”"If you can reveal your clothes, you'll have a more imposing aura.”Long Tian decided to give Long Tian a suggestion. If he couldn't keep up with the trend, he would be eliminated.
The old man was speechless.
"You actually dare to mock this old man's avant-garde attire. Young man, wait for Tian Zhu!”
Long Tian closed his eyes." Ten, nine…"”The old man changed into a Thinker's pose.
"Three, two, one!"
"Boom!" It was not a prelude to any opening remarks, but the old man who had lost his mind had fallen. The falling hoe hit the old man's head directly.
"How pitiful." Long Tian shed a few tears because he was bored and sleepy.
"Save, save me…Quick, call 120.”He ignored him. Long Tian directly stepped on the old man. Speaking of which, these roses were indeed not bad. Long Tian plucked two flowers. A white flower and a yellow flower.(If you don't know who to give it to, drink some water and drown yourself.) The old man who was trying to get up was stomped on the ground again. Long Tian walked back.
Long Tian planned to leave after he finished picking the flowers. "Don't go, do you think this old master will fall so easily? Young man, you were too careless, hehehe.”This time, the old man's voice was full of energy.
"Careless your head." Long Tian didn't even look and turned around to throw a headshot. Did he really think that Long Tian had only picked two flowers? While plucking the flowers, Long Tian picked up a fist-sized stone. As for where Long Tian hid the stone, let's just ignore it. The old man, who was hit directly, really fell this time.
"Bah." Long Tian spat at the old man. Many animes would have an undying version. A lecherous old ghost would pop out from a corner and tease the main character. Then, he would force the main character to acknowledge him as his master. Otherwise, he would continue to cause trouble. Long Tian had long been prepared for this day.
"Do you think I'm stupid? Yours Truly has long been on guard against you. 213!”After stepping on the old man a few times, Long Tian left. After a while, Long Tian returned and stepped on it.""An old man imitating the Queen's laughter, isn't he perverted?!!!”This time, Long Tian really left.
This unlucky old man who had appeared out of nowhere was met with this bizarre disaster. It took him a long time before he slowly woke up.
"Aiyoyo, aiyoyo, are all my old bones broken? He was really a very powerful first-year student. He was ruthless and fickle. "Could it be…" The dragon head's expression was unusually serious.
"Is this child the savior of all things in this world?”
"You old man, don't talk about topics that only people in the mental hospital would discuss.”
"Yo, yo, yo, is this the tone you should use when speaking to your father?”
"Bang!" A sea of English words appeared out of nowhere and smashed into the old man's face. His face was deformed. (Did the Dictionary-Emperor also transmigrate?）"You scum who only knows how to peek at the bottom of a female teacher's skirt. There really shouldn't be someone like you in this world.”
"Unfilial daughter!" Even though his head was buried in the ground, the old man's words were still clear.
The woman also stepped on the old man's back. Then, a big stone fell from the sky and pressed the old man's entire body under it. "I hope I can get rid of you for this school. I'm leaving, Father.”
"Come and play there often." The old man's voice came from under the rock.
"Still not dead? By the way, Father, the flowers you planted this time seem to be a little too little. It's almost not enough for me.”
"What?" The stone shook violently, and the woman turned around and left in a hurry. With a loud bang, the big stone instantly shattered into pieces. The old man took on the pose of a terminator.
"The world will eventually be destroyed. Only I can save this dying world.”It was a very domineering line, but unfortunately, it came from the mouth of a guy who looked like a gardener. The saviour of the world fell again. Looking at the garden that had experienced a storm, the old man could not take it anymore and fainted again.
At least what Long Tian said was correct. It was indeed not a good thing. (Long Tian: When traveling in Jianghu, you must be wary of five kinds of people: the elderly, children, beautiful women, pregnant women, and the four-eyed chicken.) Author: What if I meet a pregnant girl with glasses? Long Tian: Did Xuzhu make it big?
Long Tian looked up at the clock on the main teaching building. There were only a few minutes left before class ended, and Long Tian prepared to return to the classroom. As yesterday was the first day, the first year students had not been properly arranged, so they would only go home for lunch at noon.
Today. It was Long Tian's first time eating at school.
Long Tian froze. Did he bring a lunch box? Although she might bring some, she felt that she wouldn't be full no matter how hard she tried. She touched her pocket and realized that it was cleaner than her face.
Long Tian was completely spartan. Did his first lunch have to be so tragic?
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