The next morning. "Dad, Mom, I'm going out with Yi Ji. Today, I promised to bring her to the park.”
" It's you. It's better to bring her somewhere else to play. After all, the children there..." Katsuya Shangjo was hesitant about going to the surrounding park. After all, Dangma Shangjo was known as the God of Plagues here. The children around him didn't like Shangjo Dangma very much. Even those adults…
Ye Daoyou didn't want to think about the previous incident anymore.
"Since I promised Biao Younger Sister, as a man, I will stick to my promise. How can a man break his promise to his Biao Younger Sister!”
" Is that so…As expected of the son of my previous Blade Night. Go…"
Long Tian was hiding in a big tree under an apartment in Shangjou. His sensitive hearing allowed him to easily pick up the conversation of the previous family. "Your good son might not come back alive today!”
"We're going out…"
"Come back early."
Long Tian, who was hiding in the big tree, saw the two children running out of the apartment. Long Tian smiled and disappeared from the tree. He was prepared to give a huge gift to Shoujo Dangma. When he saw the last chapter, he felt like the blood in his body was boiling. It was an impulse to kill Dangma Shangjou. Long Tian felt that he was like a group of hypocrites who were addicted to drugs. If he didn't kill Shangjo Dangma, he would feel worse than death. However, Long Tian held himself back. He couldn't do that in front of Dragon God Yi Ji. If he did that, even a deep spiritual hint wouldn't be able to eliminate Dragon God Yi Ji's fear of him. It would be a loss.
The weather was clear today, so he definitely wouldn't encounter anything unlucky. This was what Shangjo thought, even though he felt that it was unlikely.
"Brother, why doesn't Uncle Dao Ye want us to go to the park? Are there any bad children in there?" Dragon God Yi Ji, who was walking in front, was very curious.
Are you going to tell me that I'm a god of plague in the eyes of other children? Of course not. Dang Ma shook his head vigorously. Who knew if Yi Ji would leave him after knowing that he was the God of Plagues? Dang Ma decided to use a white lie to hide the fact that he was a god of plague (in the eyes of others).
" Haha…what Yi Ji said is right. There are a bunch of bad kids in the park, but…"
" Brother, be careful…" Dang Ma saw the panic-stricken look in Dragon God Yi Ji's eyes. Was his bad luck coming again? Unfortunately…at least he had to finish his lie.
The sudden baseball hit the back of Dang Ma's head directly. He looked at the ground that was slowly expanding in his pupils. It was a very powerful home run. This place was more than 80 meters away from the open space. Were the adults playing baseball there? However, his inner rationality told him that the person playing in the open space was definitely not an adult. Was it his unfortunate constitution that had taken effect again? Unfortunately…
The moment before he touched the ground, Dang Ma saw his dead grandmother waving at him by the river. Would he be disfigured?
" Amazing…Big Bear, I didn't expect you to hit a home run today. I don't usually see you with this kind of strength…" The one who spoke was a chubby boy in a tight blue suit.
" Big Bear, you want to compensate me for the ball that my father bought from America…" This time, it was a sharp-tongued child who spoke.
The boy named Nobita who had hit the home run looked at his bat. Did he really hit that home run? Why did he feel that he had missed just now…
" Damn it…" Ryuta kicked the guardrail beside him angrily. Just before Dang Ma was hit by the baseball, he had already shot out a sharp rusted iron rod. If nothing went wrong, it would hit Dang Ma's head. Then, he could take advantage of Dragon God Yi Ji's panic and use his powerful mental power to attack Dragon God Yi Ji's brain. He could comfort the frightened Dragon God Yi Ji and leave his mental seed in Dragon God Yi Ji's mind. Ideals were beautiful, but reality was cruel.
"Which god can tell me, is this guy really not good enough to be Brother Ma? God-like luck value!" Long Tian suspected that Dang Ma's luck value must be extremely high today. At the moment, he had no idea how to improve his ability. He could not send items directly into the enemy's body like Shirai Kuroko. Otherwise, he would have done so long ago. There was no need to hide from Dragon God Yi Ji. It was so easy to send a small stone directly into the numbed brain. Actually, Long Tian misunderstood. His idea might work on ordinary people, but it was impossible for Dang Ma, who had the Fantasy Killer.
"Alright, let's change the method. Three hundred and sixty lines, every line is dry and numb!”
"Big brother, is big brother dead?" Dragon God Yi Ji slowly approached the bump on Dang Ma's head with a small branch in her hand...
"It hurts! It hurts! How could you treat your cousin like this? Unfortunately, that…" He clutched the back of his head and felt an urge to go back. It was so painful.
"Does it hurt? Why don't we not go to the park and go back…"
"No, since you promised, you must do it! We must go to the park today to have fun. Otherwise, our bags will be white today.”Dang Ma gritted his teeth.
Looking at Big Bun who was still smoking from his numb head, Dragon God Yi Ji nodded." If big brother is willing, it's up to big brother.”
When Ma carefully walked on the street, he had a bad feeling. He would definitely not return home unscathed today. Dad, Mom, your son, Dang Ma, might have to meet his deceased grandmother in advance today. Compared to Dang Ma's sorrowful face, Dragon God Yi Ji was more interested in the big bump on Dang Ma's head. If she used her MORNINGCALL function on her brother, would a gourd grow on his head?
The facts proved that a 'meat gourd' would indeed grow on the numb head.
"Big brother, don't be angry. I was just joking with big brother. Who knew big brother would be so stupid? Ah, no, it's not that. I didn't expect big brother to be so defenseless…"
Is she calling me a fool? Dang Ma, who had transformed into a Calabash Brother, had a deep grudge against his cousin. Today must be the most unlucky day of his life. Dang Ma, who was still circling in his heart, did not notice the three-finger-thick wound on the telephone pole beside Dragon God Yi Ji. If Dragon God Yi Ji had not pounced on him, the wound would have appeared on his neck.
"Brother, be careful…"
"Brother, pay attention to the top…"
" Brother, a big dog is rushing over…"
"Big brother…"
"Big brother…"
“……”“……”
"Enough! Yi Ji, don't remind me anymore. It's okay, it's all okay. No matter if it's ice cream falling from the sky or a vicious dog rushing out of the corner, even if there's a car driving towards me, don't remind me. " Please…" Dang Ma kneeled by the sidewalk. Along the way, he had suffered more than 30 injuries, and most of them were after Dragon God Yi Ji reminded him. He was still young…
"Brother…sob…I, I want to go home!”
"No! Absolutely not! Yi Ji, shut your mouth and don't say another word. We must go to the park." Dang Ma pulled the crying Dragon God Yi Ji with a ferocious expression and continued walking forward.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it!" Long Tian hammered the ground. He had been doing this for more than 30 times, and every time, he would dodge Long Tian's fatal blow due to various disasters.
"This guy must be a super lucky guy with a numb skin. I want to kill this guy!" The violent emotions in Long Tian's heart grew stronger and stronger. He couldn't take this kind of blow. The saddest person in the world had dodged more than 30 fatal blows under his hands. Was this saying that he was more unlucky than that guy called his mother? Just as Long Tian was about to rush down, he saw the crying Dragon God Yi Ji.
" At least it's not like I didn't get anything…" Long Tian quieted down once again. "I'm Misaka Mikoto's older brother, a man who's about to build a harem. How can I be defeated by a poor wretch? I will defeat you, defeat your luck!”
Long Tian didn't realize that his ability had increased after he calmed down.
"The forty-fifth time…"
"The forty-seventh time."
"The sixty-third time…"
"The ninety-ninth time…"
Long Tian stood on the rooftop of a building and looked at Dang Ma, who was about to lose control." If I can return to my world, I will definitely kill all those guys who said that you are a tragic emperor. If you are still called the God of Plagues after dodging ninety-nine times, then what am I? Young man, accept your hundredth death…"
Standing on the rooftop of the building, Long Tian looked at the sky that had suddenly become windy. He opened his arms and let the howling wind blow past his body." Hahahahaha…"
"A hundred times! A hundred times! Last time, you dodged my attacks a hundred times. I can't accept it, I can't accept it!!!”Long Tian's nerves were also a little chaotic. If he had tried to assassinate someone 100 times and failed, Long Tian would have just left. However, Ma Longtian had wanted to kill him from the bottom of his heart the first time he saw him. He had killed someone 100 times, so he should have formed a grudge. However, Long Tian didn't feel that way. His heart was beating wildly. Long Tian spat out a mouthful of blood and fainted.
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