Detective Conan:
"How old are you, child?" The old man asked Conan curiously. "Seven years old." Conan replied in an extremely displeased manner. The old man smiled and said,"But you are not as tall as the umbrella in my hand!"”"Then how old is your umbrella?" Conan stared at the umbrella and asked rudely.
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One morning, Shinichi said to his mother,""Can you pass me that pair of socks?”Akiko picked up the socks and asked in confusion,""Hey, why are there three?" "You still don't understand?" Shinichi asked. Two main players and one reserve!"
Little Lan Chapter:
Lan's new classmate who had just learned how to drive invited her to go for a ride. As the car was going downhill, the brakes suddenly failed. The car can't stop." The classmate shouted,"What should I do?”Lan (inherited from Yingli) said calmly,""There's no other way. Let's find something cheap to crash into.”
Secondary chapter:
In the winter, Conan and Xiaolan went to Osaka to level up and met Kazuha. Seeing that Hiraji was not around, Xiaolan asked Kazuya,""Where did Hiraji go?" "Maybe he went to the river." Kazuya replied. "What are you doing by the river?" Conan asked. "There are two possibilities." Ye reasoned," If the ice is thick, he might be ice-skating. If the ice was thin, he might be swimming.”
He Ye Pian:
Speaking of which, Ye Gang had just gotten his driver's license and was driving for the first time when his car suddenly stalled at a traffic light. As it was a single lane, there were more and more cars behind them, but they could not reach Ye's car. The green light changed from yellow to green again. The more cars there were and the more anxious Ye was, the less likely it was to get a taxi. When the red light turned green again, the police officer walked over and asked He Ye kindly,""Hello, Miss. Have you not found your favorite color yet?”
KID:
Once, KID stole an antique clock inlaid with gemstones, so he personally moved it to his den (…). When they passed through an empty alley, a child suddenly ran out from the corner. KID (out of habit) and Kid looked at each other for a few seconds. Kid finally couldn't help but ask,""Big brother, why don't you buy a watch?”
Green Child Chapter:
Qing Zi was taking her driving test. In the examination room, the examiner asked her,""Miss, please answer. What does the white line in the middle of the road mean?”"That's probably for the bicycle.”"Then what does the signboard that looks like an'S 'mean?”"Uh…it means that there are snakes in this area.”
Garden Chapter:
In the classroom, Yuanzi looked at herself in the mirror with an intoxicated expression. Everyone couldn't stand it anymore and asked her to put down the mirror. "Is beauty also a mistake?" Yuan Zi sighed.”" Don't worry," the usually quiet female monitor suddenly said," You've never made such a mistake.”
Jing Ji Zhen Chapter:
Zhen finally bought the leather bag that the garden had been longing for. There was a survey form attached to it. One of the questions was: What prompted you to purchase this product? Please select an answer and tick it (if none of the answers are correct, please add it yourself):(1) TV commercial;(2) Friend recommendation;(3) I like shopping,(4) I like this brand…After thinking about it for a while, I finally wrote in the blank space of this question: Nagging!
Mourning Chapter:
The members of the Junior Detective Group went to participate in the children's diving test. Bu Mei asked the experienced Xiao Ai,""How are we going to pass the exam?”"Come back alive." Xiao Ai said.
Bumei:
During the exam, Bu Mei did not know how to answer a question, so she used a draft paper to draw a few lots. The teacher did not pay much attention to it at first. However, Bu Mei did not answer the same question many times in a row. The teacher was puzzled and asked Bu Mei why. Ayumi said helplessly and innocently,"Teacher, don't you need to verify it?"?”
Guangyan Chapter:
In order to take the exam, Mitsuhiko had been reading until four in the morning. He got up at seven and was ready to go to school to continue reading. Conan walked over and asked Mitsuhiko with concern,""Didn't I tell you yesterday that the school announced that it was an open-book exam?”
Yuan Tai Chapter:
The teacher asked Genta why he hadn't finished his homework on drawing the world map. Genta lowered his head and replied,""I'm afraid that the map I draw will change the world.”
Doctor's chapter:
One day, the doctor was stopped by the police for speeding. The police took notes and said to the doctor,"You'll get a speeding ticket because you were going over sixty miles an hour.”The doctor poked his head out of the car window and said to the police,"Officer, could you please change 60 miles to 200 miles? I was just about to sell this car!"
Twilight Chapter:
"Aren't you embarrassed to come to the police station so often?" Megure said to a repeat offender.”"I'm much better than you coming to the police station every day," said the habitual criminal.”
Sato Chapter:
Sato interrogated the seven prisoners who had escaped from prison: "Out of the seven of you, who was the first to step out of the iron door in the corridor?”The seven of them decided to live and die together, so they said in unison,"There was no first. We stepped out together!”Hidekazu smiled and pointed at the iron gate that was less than a meter wide.""Alright then, the seven of you can walk side by side for me to see.”
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