Chen Tian was staring at the computer screen excitedly. He sat on a chair with a bucket of ice cream in his hand. As he ate, he stared at the computer, which was playing the latest episode of Naruto.
"Ah, it's starting." As the theme song played, Chen Tian wiped his mouth and placed the bucket of ice cream beside him. He stared at Naruto on the computer. However, he did not know that while he was watching Naruto with relish, the bucket of ice cream he had placed on the table was slowly melting.
A little dew spilled out from the ice cream bucket. More and more began to gather, gradually flowing in a straight line towards Chen Tian's computer.
Suddenly, Chen Tian looked at Naruto. The computer had crashed. " F * ck!" Chen Tian stood up with a whoosh. Looking at the computer that he had just sold and had only used for a few months, he cursed in his heart, what a f * cking profiteer. He even said that the quality was absolutely guaranteed. It had only been a few days.
"Your sister." Suddenly, a wave of anger rushed into Chen Tian's mind. She couldn't help but slap the computer.
Bang! A loud sound rang out. Chen Tian felt as if he was being ground by a meat grinder. Every cell in his body started to hurt as if his body was about to be torn apart.
Chen Tian wanted to scream, scream, scream loudly. But he couldn't say it now. After some time, Chen Tian seemed to hear the sound of glass shattering in his head. He suddenly fainted and lost consciousness.
At this moment, there were two people standing downstairs at Chen Tian's house. Perhaps they shouldn't have called for help. One was wearing white clothes and his face was covered in white dust, while the other was wearing black clothes and his face was as black as charcoal. Both of them were holding sticks that were the same color as their clothes.
The person in white looked at Chen Tian's house. Then, he turned to the man in black and said," Eh, big brother, what should we do? Since this kid's soul has broken through the void and entered another world. This…"
The man in black smiled and knocked the man in white on the head with his stick. "I can tell you're new here." I've seen this kind of thing many times. There were also people whose souls went to another world after drinking a mouthful of water.”
"Let's go, let's go. We're also people who eat public funds. It's not a big deal if someone's name is missing from the Book of Life and Death. Let me bring you to the ghost street to find a few beautiful names and then go back to report.”
The person in white scratched his head and said,"Um, is this really okay?"”
"What else can you do? Let's go. If you don't leave now, there won't be any pretty girls left." The man in black waved his hand and walked along the main road. The strange thing was that the people coming and going next to them acted as if they did not see them and went their separate ways.
"Oh, wait for me, big brother…"
On Chen Tian's side, he felt as if he was wrapped in something warm and comfortable. There was a sense of nostalgia. This feeling made Chen Tian want to groan.
However, he soon realized that since he could not speak. He couldn't even open his eyes. "F * ck, what the hell?" Chen Tian touched his body. He wanted to find out the reason.
"Eh, what's this?" Chen Tian felt as if he had touched something soft and gut-like. He continued to touch it and realized that it was connected to his stomach.
When he touched it, Chen Tian immediately recalled the knowledge of his middle school teacher's biology class. "F * ck, could this thing be the umbilical cord?”
Chen Tian's mind jolted as he thought of this. A feeling of disbelief welled up in him. He exclaimed in his heart, Could it be that I've become a baby? F * ck, is it rebirth or transmigration?"
Chen Tian began to imagine how he would earn money after his rebirth. After all, he was a reborn person who had such a cheat. If he did not make good use of it, he would be letting down the readers.
If I transmigrate, hehe, you know.
Just as Chen Tian was fantasizing about how he would be able to summon the wind and rain in the future, a suction force suddenly appeared. His head seemed to be wrapped in something. It was warm and soft. It was also very elastic. Just as Chen Tian was enjoying himself, he felt a chill on his head. A hand was pulling his head out.
" F * ck." If Chen Tian could not open his eyes now, he would have taken a good look at this bastard who pulled him in. See if I don't kill it.
After an intense tugging, he kept shouting with a woman. Finally, our pig trotter, Chen Tian, was born. "Scatter flowers, scatter flowers…"
Chen Tian was a little tired after the intense tugging. After crying for a while, he fell asleep in a daze.
When Chen Tian woke up, he found himself in a warm embrace. Although Chen Tian could not see who the person holding him was, he could tell that it was a woman.
"Ji ji gu lu…"
"Ji ji gu lu…"
"Eh, what are you talking about?" Chen Tian listened to the woman who was hugging him say something, and another boorish male voice responded.
Chen Tian thought for a while and suddenly realized," Is this Japanese?”After all, Chen Tian was a fan of the movie. Although he could not understand Japanese, he could still differentiate between the two. Now that he thought about it carefully, he could basically confirm that these two people were speaking Japanese.
"Eh?" Chen Tian was stunned and thought to himself, Did I really transmigrate into Naruto's world?”
" F * ck, that's too awesome. I just don't know what time it is now. Is it a time of war or peace?"”
As Chen Tian thought about it, his stomach suddenly rumbled. Rumble ~ Chen Tian was hungry…
"Ji ji gu lu…"
He hugged his woman and said something. Chen Tian felt as if something was placed on his lips. " Uh..." Chen Tian gulped. She thought,'I'm a baby now. What should I eat if I don't eat breast milk?”She comforted herself in her heart and swallowed it.……
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