Take the Lord God to the Wilderness
12 The trio of bandits!

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The majestic mountain stretched between heaven and earth, towering into the clouds and standing tall in the dark yellow. The quaint and ancient aura gave everyone an indescribable shock! Mo Nan raised his head and looked at Buzhou Mountain, which almost blocked half of the sky. Other than sighing, he had no other thoughts. After several months of trekking, the three of them finally stood at the foot of Buzhou Mountain as they wished. Looking at his two disciples who were also in shock, he smiled slightly."Let's go rob them!"

Xuan Wen and Xuan Tian looked at each other and said suspiciously,""Robbery?" Mo Nan nodded with a smile. Buzhou Mountain was full of spiritual energy, beautiful scenery, and rich resources. It was the best choice for cultivation. Therefore, it attracted countless monsters in the Untainted Land and flocked here to open a cave abode. Mo Nan's plan was to plunder all the treasures in the cave abodes and put them into his own pocket. With the cultivation of the three of them, wouldn't they be successful in every endeavor? Even if we encounter some troublesome ones, we can just retreat at most.

As he thought about it, Mo Nan had already forgotten the importance of being a teacher. Gold stars shone in his eyes. The two beloved disciples at the side felt a chill run down their spines. After a while, after a moment of self-indulgence, Monan ordered,""Our first destination is the mountain range around Buzhou Mountain, understand?”An arm couldn't argue with a thigh. Seeing their master's arrogant appearance, the two of them naturally didn't dare to have any objections. Even if they did, they didn't dare to say it out loud, afraid that they wouldn't see the sun tomorrow.

"Out!" Mo Nan took the lead and flew towards a mountain not far away. The two of them had no choice but to follow closely under his tyrannical might.

A month later, in a demon estate that occupied a large area. A small demon stumbled into the cave dwelling and said to his king,""Reporting to the king! "Those three bandits are here again." As he spoke, he looked outside in fear. "What?" The Demon King, who was sitting on a large fur chair, was unhappy. He almost lost control of his voice when he heard this. His voice was not much stronger than his subordinates. He paced back and forth on the spot and said in pain,"Get someone to bring out the Heavenly Orchid that we just picked."”After saying that, he collapsed on the throne with a dispirited expression.

"Your Majesty!" the little demon said reluctantly. The brothers spent hundreds of years to find it to help you break through to the Earth Immortal Realm. How can you give it away just like that?”The Monster King sighed,"If the item is gone, we can look for it again." "If the person is gone, then there is nothing left." Just as he finished speaking, he heard a strange cry from outside the cave."F * ck! Paralysis! Fuck! F * ck your mother! Old bastard!" "Senior Brother, you're wrong!" Another voice echoed. It should be f * ck! F * ck you! Damn it!"

Hearing these two voices, the Monster King's face instantly turned pale. He braced himself and walked out of the cave abode. As he looked up, he saw the figure that made him gnash his teeth in hatred. As a person, he was light green and elegant, and had the demeanor of an expert. However, it was this person who had divided up all the collections in the cave abode half a month ago. There was not even a single bit of profit left. The Daoist was holding a half-meter-tall doll in his left hand. His fair and tender smile had a harmless smile on it, making him very likable. However, his face turned even paler. He clearly remembered that this child had swallowed nearly ten thousand demon soldiers with just one mouth. It was terrifying. The man following behind the Daoist would stick out a black needle from his mouth every time he got close, sucking people into jerky. His expression of enjoyment was even more terrifying.

Looking at his trembling subordinates, the Monster King mustered his courage and walked forward. He smiled and bowed."Great Immortal! Please come in. His expression was extremely respectful. Unfortunately, some people didn't buy it. Xuan Wen suddenly jumped out and pointed at the tip of the former's nose, cursing,"F * ck your mother! Hurry up and pay the protection fee!" After saying that, Xuan Tian, who was beside Mo Nan, corrected him."Senior Brother, you're wrong! F * ck your mother!" The two of them sang and shouted before finally turning to look at Mo Nan.

"How many times have I told you? In our line of work, we must have quality!" Mo Nan's face turned ashen. Quality, you know?" After saying that, he patted the Monster King's shoulder with a kind expression and said kindly,"How have things been recently?" The Monster King's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he said respectfully,""Thanks to Great Immortal, everything is fine!!”

Mo Nan nodded and said righteously,""Don't worry, with me around, no one will dare to bully you!”When the Monster King heard this, he felt like vomiting blood. He complimented,"Yes, thank you for your care, Great Immortal!" After that, he arranged for the three of them to sit down and ordered them to present their gains over the past few days. After a long time, Mo Nan looked at the pile of exotic flowers and fruits in front of him. He frowned slightly and coughed before remaining silent. Xuan Wen, who was at the side, saw his master's expression and immediately understood. He said unhappily,"F * ck, beating up beggars! Do you not want to stay in this area anymore?”After the Monster King heard this, he fell to the ground in fear and said aggrievedly,"Great Immortal, I don't know why. From the big demon kings to the small demon beasts with spiritual intelligence, they all began to collect spiritual roots, causing the originally rich land to become barren. I used all my manpower to collect these."

Mo Nan was stunned. He thought to himself," Looks like it's time to pack up." He nodded at Xuan Tian and ordered him to swallow the spirit roots. "In that case, I won't disturb your rest."”Then, under everyone's fearful and hateful gazes, he slowly left.

Seeing that the three demons had finally disappeared, the Monster King gulped."The God of Plagues has finally been sent away."

"Master, can I stop laughing? My face is so numb." Mo Nan suddenly stopped and stared at his two stubborn disciples."What did I teach you? During working hours, don't call me master, call me boss! Boss, did you hear me? In addition, a professional smile is the most sincere feedback to our customers! If the two of you can't even endure this bit of hardship, how are you going to survive with me? Don't you want to take the red packet?"

When Xuan Wen and Xuan Tian heard the word " red packet ", their eyes lit up instantly. They looked just like their master and replied,"Yes!" Seeing his disciple's expression, Mo Nan was very satisfied. He immediately led the two of them to another cave abode. Sigh, it was a pity that the two children who were pure and kind by nature were gradually walking down the wrong path under the instigation of an unscrupulous master.

In order to make the three of them look more stylish, Mo Nan taught his disciples the words of some hooligans in the movies from his previous life. Needless to say, it had many miraculous effects. Almost all the monsters nearby knew that three vicious bandits had come to Buzhou Mountain recently. They robbed and robbed people's houses, plucking their feathers. The places they passed by were as poor as a church. He also often said catchy words (vulgarities), causing the surrounding creatures to panic. Some even had insomnia for many days.

After a long time, they searched the foot of the mountain and returned to their nest with their wallets full. They began to divide the spoils. Xuan Tian opened his mouth and spat out a large number of spirit roots. Although he looked a little disgusting, Mo Nan was still glad that he could take him as a disciple. He could be considered a human warehouse. Xuan Wen organized a large number of spirit roots while Mo Nan traded the spirit roots to the Overgods. The three of them were busy and orderly.

After a good half a day, the numerous spirit roots were all collected by the Master God. Looking at the 600,000 points, the corners of Mo Nan's mouth unconsciously curled up to the back of his ears. This was the result of a month. However, after their exploitation, there was no residual value at the foot of the mountain. Therefore, he was considering whether he should expand his business to Buzhou Mountain.

After spending over 20,000 points, he exchanged for two ultimate pills that could increase cultivation from the master god. He threw them to his two disciples and said,"Today's salary." The two of them were overjoyed and quickly took it into their arms. Then, he spent another 10,000 points to exchange for a plate of 3,000-year-old immortal peaches. The three of them sat around and ate heartily.

Life with money was really luxurious! The blissful life made Mo Nan almost forget the time when he was penniless. He had already fallen deeply in love with this lucrative job, and the two people who were engrossed in eating felt the same way. Mo Nan looked at the two of them as if they hadn't eaten for years and said disdainfully,""Hey, watch your image! When I'm rich, I'll eat and throw away the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach, let alone the 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach!!!”Although Xuan Wen and Xuan Tian didn't know what money their master was talking about, they looked at him with admiration. This was because their master seemed to be a little different from them. No matter if it was in terms of speech or style, no one could compare to him. Moreover, he could always casually take out some rare fruits to supplement them. Now, they were even willing to lick Mo Nan's toes!

Mo Nan took a few bites of the peach meat and found it tasteless. Suddenly, he felt two late-stage Golden Immortal auras flying over the cave. He quickly released his Soul Consciousness to check. He saw a man and a woman riding a white cloud towards Buzhou Mountain.

" Nuwa!" Mo Nan was shocked." Fuxi!"”

Xuan Wen: " Ladies and gentlemen, for the sake of this little brother, I'll be able to eat and drink well with my master in the future." Please support me, recommend me, and collect me!!

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