The morning sun was very dazzling. I lay on the comfortable and soft bed and narrowed my eyes to enjoy the tranquility of the morning.
All of this was very peaceful. If everyone thought that I had such a quiet side, then they would be gravely mistaken!
My heart is roaring right now! TMD! Dongfang Ye, who dyed his hair red and acted as an ideal little attacker, actually hit my acupuncture point, then carried me into a room, threw me on the bed, and ran away!! And he even hit my mute acupoint. I've been in this state until this morning! Point, point, point, point your sister! I hate Dianxue! He hated her to the core!
Actually, this matter that made my heart flow with tears of blood started when I witnessed the most idiotic, idiotic, childish, and crazy interrogation in the world. After Dongfang Ye and I came out of the prison, Dongfang Ye said to me with a smile,"I'll get a servant girl to take you to your room, okay? Or should I bring you there?"
After claiming my innocence, I felt really relaxed. My drowsiness had completely disappeared after this ordeal, so I shook my head and said,"No need, I'll leave now. I will no longer be involved with your Demonic Sect." Hmph, damn Yan Wu, I don't want to see you ever again! I want to go adventuring on my own!
"That won't do!" Dongfang Ye immediately objected." I won't let you go. This is the Cult Master's will.”As he spoke, he blocked my way, and the smile on his face faded a little.
I was very dissatisfied with Dongfang Ye's actions. I snorted and said,"I want to leave! Now that I'm innocent, I'm free! I don't want to see Yan Wuhe's face anymore!”
After Dongfang Ye heard my words, he scratched his head helplessly and said,"Miss Yu, can you cooperate with me? I can be considered a subordinate." After saying that, he stared at me with a wronged expression, conveying to me that he was also helpless.
Damn it! Do you think that a single sentence and expression can make me waver in my decision to leave? Definitely not! So I pushed Dongfang Ye mercilessly and said,"Move aside! I'm definitely leaving today!" Although this demonic sect was very big and spectacular, it was not as big as the world!
"Hehe." Dongfang Ye suddenly laughed sinisterly and took a few steps back as I pushed him." Hahaha, I remember now! You don't know martial arts at all. This vice leader is separated by a circle of cliffs. If you want to leave here, you have to use qinggong to jump over!”
F * ck! This was too sinister! I was so angry that I puffed up my face. You can't bully me like this! After thinking for a moment, I decided to use my shameless technique. Hence, I smacked my lips and stomped my feet."I don't care! You were the one who sent me in! You have to be responsible for sending me out ~"
However, Dongfang Ye didn't say anything. He just stared straight at me. His beautiful long and narrow eyes made me break out in cold sweat.
He, he, she…What did he want?
Dongfang Ye looked at me for a while and said,"Let's fight. If you win, I'll take you out.”
Holy sh * t! Was he bullying the weak? Didn't he know that bullying the weak was shameless?？However, when I saw Dongfang Ye say this with a smile on his face, I knew that he definitely didn't know!
"Nani? I won't do it! I will definitely lose!" I took a step back, widened my eyes, and made a gesture of protecting my chest with both hands.
"Then you won't have any chance to leave this place.”Dongfang Ye was smiling right now, wasn't he? Was he smiling? (Please note my subtle punctuations.）Why do I feel that his smile is so sinister?
However, thinking about what he said, I felt that there was still some truth to it. Therefore, I tried my best to ignore Dongfang Ye's sinister smile. I gripped the sword in my hand tightly and said,"Then let's give it a try!" (M: Eh? Where did the sword in my hand come from? Taro: Don't ask me where this sword came from. I don't know either. It's a joke ~ There's no need to be so serious ~ Perhaps this sword has also transmigrated and happened to transmigrate into your hand ~)
I was holding a sword in my hand. Why was my hand trembling so badly when facing this elder in front of me? Was there a need to hold a sword like this? I held the hilt of my sword with both hands and pointed at Dongfang Ye, trembling. It's really embarrassing. Why are you trembling! Wasn't he going to fight with a real sword? I really look down on myself.
I was furious as I stared at Dongfang Ye's face that was trying to hold back his laughter. Was his request and this sword that suddenly appeared together to mess with me? Am I being played?
"F * ck, my hands are shaking non-stop when I'm holding a sword. Let's just go straight to rock-paper-scissors!" I threw the sword in my hand back and rolled up my sleeves to fight Dongfang Ye one-on-one.
Dongfang Ye tilted his head and said with a face full of doubt,""Rock, paper, scissors? What's that?"
"Hmph, you don't even know this." I looked at him with disdain and gestured to him."See? Scissors can cut paper, rock can smash scissors, and paper can wrap rock. And then this and that, and then that and that, do you understand?”
Dongfang Ye looked at my hands that kept changing 'scissors, rock, paper'. He was stunned for a while before he slowly nodded."I think I understand."
"We'll come if you understand! One round to decide the winner! If you lose, take me away! This was a very peaceful duel. It was much better than fighting and killing with a sword. It would be bad if he was injured.”As I said that, I clenched my right hand into a fist and raised it to the side of my head."As soon as I shout 'rock-paper-scissors,' we'll make our move! Did you hear that?"
Dongfang Ye raised his hand to the side of his head and nodded. I shouted,"Rock, paper, scissors!"
Haha, I won! Dongfang Ye used scissors, and I used rock. I smiled smugly. Hehe, so I was so smart to think of such a brilliant method to determine the winner.
"I won, take me away!" I want Dongfang Ye to reach out his hand and take me away from here!
However, what I didn't expect was that Dongfang Ye would obediently hold my hand, but at the same time, he actually pulled me into his arms.
Before I could react to what had happened, before I could rub the pitiful tip of my nose that had bumped into his chest, my acupuncture point was inexplicably struck, and then inexplicably, Dongfang Ye carried me on his shoulder. What was going on?
Dongfang Ye carried me and smiled like a hooligan."Heh, Miss Yu, I'm sorry. Looks like I can only use force." Then, he carried me in big strides and walked on the road that turned left and right.
Only then did I realize that he was actually going back on his word!! Were all the people in the martial arts world so inferior?？Don't you think your act of shamelessness this time is very shameful? When I heard Dongfang Ye humming a folk song that I didn't know where he heard it from and carrying me happily, I knew that he wouldn't feel the same this time!!
[Can I shout again: Dianxue, your sister!] I hate Dianxue! He hated her to the core!
Damn it, this Dongfang Ye must be the son of that perverted old man!!!
"Put me down, you idiot! You don't admit defeat! You're cheating!" I couldn't feel anything in my body and wanted to struggle, but I could only think about it.
"Miss Yu, you can say whatever you want. Anyway, this is the master's order. If I let you run away, as a subordinate, I will be very sad.”Dongfang Ye made sense.
"I don't care! You lost to me, so you have to keep your word!”If it wasn't for the fact that I only had the strength to speak now, I really wanted to bite him.
After a few seconds of silence, Dongfang Ye shook his head and said,"Hee hee, I'm saying we'll fight. If you win, I'll take you away. That's why it doesn't count."
I was really so angry that I was bleeding internally. I shouted,"Put me down! You little loser! You like Yan Wu and want to be with him forever! You're the infatuated one who said in front of me that you want to pursue Yan Wu!!”
She could clearly feel Dongfang Ye's footsteps stagger. Then, she saw the strange gazes of the surrounding 'sentinels'. The feeling of taking revenge on others was really too good!
"Don't talk nonsense!" Dongfang Ye quickly put me down and covered my mouth.
I turned my head to avoid Dongfang Ye's hand and continued shouting,"I'm not talking nonsense! You even said that you wanted to be Yan Wu's woman!!! " You still…" I suddenly couldn't make a sound. I opened my mouth and tried to shout twice, but there was still no sound.
Why was this so? Of course, it's because I was struck dumb by him!! Pressing acupoints was really annoying!
Seeing that I could not make a sound, Dongfang Ye smiled happily and said,"Look at you, you're still shouting, ruining my innocence!" After saying that, he carried me back onto his shoulder and ran into a small courtyard.
These were all my memories. Lying on the bed, I had the urge to slap someone. I must curse Dongfang Ye a hundred thousand times! Be a little brat! Holy sh * t!
Just as I was scolding Dongfang Ye since he was a year old, a sneeze suddenly sounded outside the door, followed by Dongfang Ye's smiling but very annoying voice."Aiya, aiya, who's missing me? He sneezed many times along the way.”
No one is missing you, but someone wants to whip your corpse!! I roared in my heart.
With a creak, the two wooden doors opened warmly, and Dongfang Ye walked into the house. It was like a filter layer of a water dispenser that filtered out the 'I want to eat you' look in his eyes. He smiled and said,"Miss Yu, did you sleep well tonight?”
She was still staring at him. You hit my mute acupoint. How am I supposed to answer your question? You idiot!
"Oh right, I've sealed your mute acupoint. If you don't run around screaming, I'll unlock the acupoint on your body.”Dongfang Ye scratched his fiery red hair and looked at me with a mischievous smile. Only now did I know that this guy had the habit of scratching his hair.
I rolled my eyes at him. If you want to untie it, hurry up and untie it. What are you talking about?
Dongfang Ye saw that I was impatient and that I had been pressing acupuncture points all night. His body might not be able to take it. So he reached out and undid the acupuncture points on my body.
I felt that I could feel something in my body. I moved my numb body and pounced on Dongfang Ye."Dongfang Ye! I'll fight you to the death!"
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