"Hehe, I knew you hid her on the bed.”
I stared at the dangerous object very close to my nose and stammered,"Big, big, big…Hero, let's talk things out. Why…why use your sword?”Damn you, Dongfang Ye. If you dare to hurt me, I'll…I'll…I'll really be helpless against you.
"If that person on your bed comes out, I won't hurt you at all.”Dongfang Ye said, but he did not retract his sword. Then, he added with a cheeky smile," Miss Yu, please have some self-respect!”
Respect your ass! Only those who are pointing their swords at me should have some self-respect!
Just as I was about to continue arguing with Dongfang Ye and insist on chasing him away, Liu Chan actually jumped up, drew his sword from his waist, and rushed to the curtain. I was shocked by Liu Chan's sudden action. It seemed that this kid was quite energetic.
The moment Liu Chan jumped out, he retracted the sword that was pointing at my nose. The sound of two swords colliding could be heard outside. They were fighting, right?
I quickly lifted the curtain and looked outside. Sure enough, I saw two figures fighting in the room. I looked at the two of them nervously. Liu Chan had such serious injuries. He would definitely lose if he fought with Dongfang Ye like this. However, what about the people behind Dongfang Ye? Why were they all gone?
(Taro ran in front of the two people fighting and tried to block them. The following scenes contain gore, violence, fighting, and other scenes that are not suitable for children, so…you have to ~ shield ~~~ me!
Everyone, I'll go! You evil author, you actually can't write fighting scenes, right? Shield your head! Do you think you are a mosaic?
Taro: It's not that I can't write fighting scenes! I just don't want to pollute the readers 'pure hearts! I can't stop them alone, everyone! Hurry up and help me block it! [You only know now that 'Everyone' is actually the same name? It's too late."
Everyone joined Mosaic, thinking,"Holy sh * t!" What you wrote before (Silence), and (Silence), and then (Silence), and the blood (Silence) on the previous page have already greatly tarnished the hearts of the authors! What's the big deal with this little fighting scene?
Taro: What did I write? He actually wanted to silence it! I think the content before me is the purest content I've ever seen in history! It couldn't be purer! It was so pure that it was dripping water!
Mei sent Taro and the others flying with a punch." If you want to pretend to be pure, go somewhere else! Don't block my sight!
[Everyone: It's none of my business ~~~~~~ Evil author ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]
After finally dealing with the author and the crowd, I saw that Liu Chan had already been stepped on by Dongfang Ye. The sword in his hand had also been sent flying and was stuck on the table at the side.
"Tell me, why did you barge into our sect?”Dongfang Ye pointed his sword at Liu Chan, his voice cold.
I stared nervously at Dongfang Ye's sword, afraid that he would kill Liu Chan with a swing of his sword. No matter what, Liu Chan was still a human life.
Liu Chan, who was being stepped on by Dongfang Ye, also looked neither servile nor overbearing. He glanced at Dongfang Ye coldly.""No comment."
I was really anxious as I watched from the side. You, Liu Chan, are you still trying to act cool when you're about to die?
Dongfang Ye's bright eyes dimmed as Liu Chan spoke. He grabbed Liu Chan's collar with one hand and lifted him up. He said fiercely to his face,"If you don't tell me, don't blame me for being ruthless and sending you to the west.”
"Humph." Liu Chan snorted and opened his mouth slightly. A silver light shot out of his mouth and went straight for Dongfang Ye's face.
Dongfang Ye was very close to Liu Chan and could no longer dodge Liu Chan's attack. He could only push Liu Chan away and reach out to block.
Liu Chan used the force of this push to jump out of the house using his lightness skill. After a few jumps, he disappeared, leaving behind a trail of blood.
On the other side, Dongfang Ye reached out to block the silver light, but the silver light somehow ran away. Dongfang Ye slowly fell to the ground with a thud.
When I saw Dongfang Ye fall, I couldn't help but be shocked. Could it be that the hidden weapon was poisoned? No way! Liu Chan, you're so cruel.
I quickly jumped off the bed and walked to Dongfang Ye in two or three steps. I reached out to help Dongfang Ye up. But how could I move a normal man from the East? I stomped my feet anxiously and shouted,"Dongfang Ye, hey! Don't die! Wake up! Don't you want your brother anymore? I still want to see the two of you being gay!”
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Dongfang Ye cough twice and struggle to get up from the ground. I quickly went forward to support him.
"Cough cough, I, I'm afraid I'm going to suffer this time.”As she spoke, she took two weak breaths and said," Ah, I see a bridge in front of us. It's a bridge made of roasted meat. It looks so delicious. I really want to go over."”
I was speechless at Dongfang Ye's inexplicable words before saying,"Who cares what bridge it is, you mustn't cross it. Perhaps that was the bridge to the netherworld.”
" No, no..." Dongfang Ye narrowed his eyes and looked ahead, his face beautiful and intoxicated." There are many stockings and cat maids on the other side of the bridge. It's not heaven."”
Hey! You're going too far! Was the pantyhose cat-eared maid a plant? No, no, did you have pantyhose and cat-eared maids in ancient times? Author, don't write nonsense! Dongfang Ye! Don't you see some nonsense just because of the author! Even if you're going to die, show me something normal! Soulless!
"Dongfang Ye! Don't make it sound so serious. Where are you hurt?" I anxiously looked at Dongfang Ye's body. I realized that there was nothing on his body. There was not a single wound. I said,"Why aren't there any wounds on your body? Why are you so dead?”Could it be an internal injury? That's impossible. Maybe Dongfang Ye is playing with me again?
"Who said I don't have wounds? I have a very long wound on my body. Why didn't you see it?”Dongfang Ye looked really weak and leaned into my arms.
I could feel Dongfang Ye taking advantage of me. I raised my hand and held it in. I really wanted to hit him, but Wu Meiyu! Now that this shameless person was injured, he had to hold it in for the time being!
I forced an ugly smile and asked,"Then where are you injured? Let me take a look. I'll see if I can bandage you up temporarily.”(Taro: Does Mei know how to do something as difficult as bandaging? Everyone, I'll go! I don't believe it. With her lousy skills! Damn it! Taro: Ah, what a huge grudge.
Dongfang Ye stretched out his right pinky and said to me,""Look, there's a deep cut on my pinky. It hurts. Do you think my hand will be disfigured?”
My face darkened as I looked at the wound on my pinky that was less than a centimeter long. I really wanted to destroy this pinky completely! TNND! This Dongfang Ye actually tricked me again! Did he have fun playing with me? Are you happy? Was it necessary? Was there a need for that?
Feeling Dongfang Ye lean into my arms again, my anger soared by 100%. I raised my fist and moved towards Dongfang Ye's head. Dongfang Ye! If you have the ability, say that you're not the son of a perverted old man! (Hey, you didn't ask anyone else this question!)）
Dongfang Ye raised his hand and easily blocked my fist. He laughed and said,"Miss Yu, don't be rough. I was just joking with you.
Looking at Dongfang Ye's smiling face, I'm really going to vomit blood from anger! Dongfang Ye, if I die, I'll definitely be angered to death by you! F * ck!
I shook my hand violently and pushed him away."If you're not injured and are still alive and kicking, then stay away from me!”Hmph hmph hmph! I'm so angry, so angry! I really want to cut him into pieces and throw him into the river for a water burial! However, I'm not as skilled as him, so I'll just fantasize about it.
"Is that so?" Dongfang Ye approached me with a smile and said,"I haven't settled the score with you for hiding the criminals. Miss Yu, what are you so anxious about?"
"Me? What am I anxious for! F * ck, don't come near me, you idiot!”I was so angry that I reached out to push him away. This person was a hooligan! He was a shameless person! It's said that all handsome men have quirks. The handsome men I've met these few days really have 'personalities!'! Author, is it really that difficult for you to give me a normal handsome man?!？
Dongfang Ye frowned and shook his head.""Miss Yu looks pure and cute, but I didn't expect her to curse like this. What a pity.”After saying that, he grabbed my wrist and pulled me back.
F * ck! If you think it's a pity, why are you talking and getting close to me! Seeing Dongfang Ye's face getting closer and closer, I turned my face away and stopped looking at him."Haven't you heard of it? To catch a thief, first catch the leader. To scold someone, first curse their mother. I've always followed this famous saying. What do you know!”Feeling Dongfang Ye's breath on my ear, my face couldn't help but blush. F * ck, Wu Meiyu, why are you blushing! It was too embarrassing!
"Hehe, I've never heard of it." Dongfang Ye's voice became more and more ambiguous. He deliberately wanted to make my face turn red." To capture the thief, first capture the king. To scold someone, first curse their mother?" You're quite good at composing poems. Moreover, he made it up so that it was a little interesting.”
"Get lost!" I was very angry. Why did I always have to be played by this Dongfang Ye? And why did he pretend to be injured instead of chasing after Liu Chan to tease me? Was he crazy? F * ck, why did I have to meet such a person?
"Miss Yu, please listen to me first." At first, Dongfang Ye was still chuckling in my ear. Then, his tone suddenly changed and he said coldly," Although you're about to become a member of the Demonic Sect, please don't interfere in the matters of the Demonic Sect. Otherwise, I don't know what will happen."”After saying that, the corners of his mouth curled up into his usual mischievous smile. He let go of me and walked out of the room.
I stood rooted to the ground, stunned. What…did he mean?
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Someone asked,'What is my relationship with the crowd?' (America: Hey! No one asked if it was good or not!)
* Dang ~~ Our relationship is very, very close ~~ Because 'everyone' is a person that I imagined, a person that I created. Sister Chuyin, don't you feel that way?! (M: No.)
Someone asked me, why did I name the person who complained as Everyone? (America: Hey! No one asked about this, okay?!）
* Dang ~~ Because I think 'everyone' looks like a lot of people, giving people the feeling that a lot of people support me ~~~(Beauty: Hey! Can you be more narcissistic?
Some people also asked me why the female lead felt useless after transmigrating and was bullied everywhere. Why didn't he make the female lead more powerful? It's fine if you know a little bit of martial arts ~(Everyone: Eh? Did anyone ask this? I haven't heard of it at all!
Of course, it's because the female lead is an idiot. She definitely can't teach martial arts, so let's just leave it at that. I've already given up on the idea of letting the female lead learn martial arts.
(Beautiful Fist: Author, do you want to die once?”
Taro laughed dryly." Hahahaha, not at all. I'll try to find someone to teach you Kung Fu in the future. Be good. It's very unfilial to hit your mother."
Mei: I think you should go to the netherworld.
Taro's eyes were filled with tears.
[Everyone: My name looks huge, but I am very weak. Please try to ignore me!]
Taro: "Everyone, you're a bad person. I ~~ hate ~~ you ~~~~"(The words that came out when I was sent flying)
There was one person whose question was to my liking. He asked, Who would Dongfang Ye's brother be gay with? Author, do you know how to write some male sex scenes? But this novel didn't seem to be suitable for a male or female character, right?
* Dang ~~(Beauty: Have you been enough!! And didn't I send you flying? How did you come back!) As for Dongfang Ye's younger brother, Dongfang Qi, I haven't decided whether I'll be gay or not, or who I'll be gay with. I really don't want to be like other novels, where the female lead will fall in love with any man she meets. That's too melodramatic ~~~ So, the other male leads, No. 2345…and the supporting male characters, No. 1234…should all come and be gay! (America: Smash eggs, throw bricks, and smash vegetables. Don't be polite, readers. Just hit the author to your heart's content)
As for the boy H…I'll say it first, you're such an impure child ~~~ I've written H before, but I haven't written it for a long time, so I'll definitely be rusty and won't be able to write it well (tears in my eyes). But if you want to see it, you can leave a message. If you don't want to leave, then don't write. Because if you don't leave a message, you don't want to see it. I don't want to ruin your fun. Because suddenly seeing a male H was very shocking ~~
Alright, I'll answer so many questions today! See you next time ~~ Welcome to the Little Taro Theater again ~(Everyone: Eh? Did I ask these annoying questions?）
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