"You kissed me just now, didn't you?"
This is the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I calmly turned around and tried my best to wink at Mei Nan. There was a subtle sense of innocence in my eyes."Mei Nan, it was just a small accident just now. Just forget about it. Don't miss me anymore.”After I finished speaking, I made a 'I came quietly, I won't take a single cloud with me' gesture and floated out of the shop.
"I told you to stop!" Mei Nan's temper flared up, and his tone turned from serious to angry.
Hearing this, my heart trembled and my anus tightened, leaving not a trace of poop exposed. I was stunned on the spot. She kept despising herself in her heart. Wu Meiyu! You're too useless! If it was an ugly man who shouted in front of you,'Stop right there.'You would have already spread your feet and run towards the light! You really couldn't move your feet when the beautiful man told you to stop!
The handsome man took two or three steps to reach me. Like a local ruffian who had no choice but to tease a good woman, he lifted my chin with his hand. His beautiful phoenix eyes narrowed slightly as he stared at me. He was really flirtatious. My heart submitted to him once again." Since you kissed me, then…" The beautiful man's thin lips parted slightly. He even dragged out his tone at the end of his sentence, clearly trying to make me lose my appetite.
This time, not only was my heart trembling, but my internal parts were also trembling. Your sister, can you say it all at once? How are you trying to ruin my appetite? You're hanging my life! At worst, she would just be stabbed and become a fujoshi again 17 years later!
"Then I'll take you as my wife." Mei Nan smiled. His smile was as gentle as the spring breeze in March.
Thunderbolt, the entire thunderbolt flashed on my head. What! A beautiful man wants to marry me? Am I hearing things? A handsome man at the level of Little Shou wants to marry me?! She wanted to devote herself to a beautiful man after kissing him!! What was he trying to do?!
"Ahem." I coughed twice. Regardless of whether I was hallucinating or not, I had to teach this beautiful man a lesson." Beautiful man, you're really a very beautiful man. Therefore, I'm not suitable for you. Those tall and handsome men are suitable for you. Your understanding? If you really want to devote yourself to me, then go find a handsome guy for me to fantasize about. I'll be satisfied then.”
"I don't understand what you're talking about, but I've ruined a girl's innocence, so I have to take responsibility.”The beautiful man smiled and tried his best to charm me with his perfect smile.
"No! Can I ruin the happiness of an unknown handsome guy?”I can't go against the basic morals of a fujoshi. A handsome man must be matched with a handsome man, of course!
"Stubborn." The beautiful man let go of my chin and stuck oil on my body before retreating.
I maintained my firm posture. I didn't move when the wind moved, and I couldn't move when the wind moved. If you ask me why I'm not moving? Because I was hit by this handsome man! F * ck, his acupoints were really struck. His body couldn't move at all. Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, your sister.
"Bring her back." Mei Nan turned around and instructed the servant. He maintained his smile and walked out of the pawnshop.
I wanted to cry but had no tears as I was carried on the servant's shoulder. Beautiful man, if I don't obey you, you'll use force, right?？I didn't know you had such a hobby!!
I was carried by the butler along the way. Coupled with my modern attire, the number of people who turned their heads along the way was 100%. The cats and dogs, the ants on the ground, and the caterpillars all joined the crowd.
The whole journey was bumpy. The butler's shoulder pressed against my stomach, making me feel like vomiting.
Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and said," Hero, I'm about to vomit because of you. Put me down quickly, or I'll vomit all over your back."”
However, the servant ignored me. He carried me as if I was a sack and followed closely behind Mei Nan.
"Hey, hey, hey!" I called him a few times, but he still ignored me. I could only continue to lie on his back and pretend to be dead, my heart burning with tears of blood.
After walking for a long time, the beautiful man finally ordered the servant to put me down and unseal the acupuncture points on my body.
I rubbed my aching stomach and observed where we were. This was actually the entrance of a mansion! It seemed that this handsome man's family was quite rich.
The handsome man turned to look at me." After you enter, you will be my wife. You must obey my orders."”
"Aha!" I threw my head back and laughed out loud. Then, I tried my best to pretend to be expressionless as I looked at Mei Nan."You and this servant can go in. I'll leave first.”After saying that, he turned around and left. He sighed in his heart. Sigh, it was said that all handsome men would have quirks. It seemed that it was quite accurate. This handsome man in front of me is a little narcissistic and obsessive-compulsive.
"If you move again, I will ask Liu Hua to kill you.”Mei Nan said with a smile as if he was saying,'The sun is really dazzling tonight.'
I immediately stopped and stood on my left toe. Sweat broke out on my forehead. Don't be like this. Beautiful men really have a bad taste. I'm halfway through my stride, and my left toe has just touched the ground, and you're telling me not to move?! Also, why did the beautiful man say that he could say such threatening words with a smile?‘hide a knife in one's smile, it was really a knife in one's f * cking smile. My favorability towards handsome men has dropped from 100% to 0.1%.
"Also, my name isn't Mei Nan. My name is Liu Chan.”Mei Nan was very satisfied with my reaction and introduced himself.
After hearing this name, I couldn't hold it in anymore. I tried to hold back my laughter until I suffered internal injuries, but I still couldn't hold it in. I took a big step forward without fear of death and rolled on the ground. Then, I laughed wildly."Hahahaha! You f * cking miscarriage! Haha, what a sullen name! Aiyo, author, you're too talented! Miscarriage my ass! Hahaha!"
"Miss, is my name funny? Also, what did this have to do with the author? This is the name my parents gave me." Liu Chan finally couldn't maintain the smile on his face. He frowned as he looked at me rolling around on the ground.
"The author can be considered your second parent.”I got up from the ground and tried to hold back my laughter until my face was deformed." I don't want to say anymore. Seeing how pitiful you are and how you gave me such a meaningful name, I'll force myself to enter your door to play."”After saying that, I walked in front of him with big steps.
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