The pain in my balls could no longer reflect my current expression. That damned Bing Lan, why did he make a sound! I'm still extremely miserable and won't explain!!!!
"Wifey, I think I heard another person's voice just now.”The perverted old man was the first to speak. He tried his best to widen his small eyes to express his doubts.
The corner of my mouth twitched as black lines appeared on my forehead." It's your imagination…" Ignore the voice just now! Ignore it! Ignore it!
"Oh? Is that so?" Dongfang Ye smiled meaningfully." But I heard it too! Am I hallucinating too?”
Dongfang Ye! You bastard! I'll slap you! Will you die if you say less! I didn't even bother to glare at him. I directly roared,"Dongfang Ye, are you having a hallucination?!”
Dongfang Ye smiled and shrugged. He accepted my shouting good-naturedly.
" Hahahahaha…" The first thing Ye Qingcheng did when she came back to her senses was to laugh out loud. It was only now that I realized how much Ye Qingcheng loved to laugh. Let's see what you can do!!
"Wifey, the rumors outside can't be…true, right?”The perverted old man asked with a smile. However, I suddenly felt that the perverted old man's smile at this moment was very terrifying.
Damn it! If I admit it now, I'll be a fool!! I'm not stupid or naive! Thus, I chose to play dumb to the end."What is it? Were there any rumors outside? I don't know anything." Also, how long are you going to lie on my body, you perverted old man! You're so heavy!
The lecherous old man narrowed his eyes and looked at me with an incomprehensible expression. I stiffened and looked back at the perverted old man, trying to make my eyes look innocent.
The perverted old man and I quieted down again, and the only sound in the room was Ye Qingcheng's clear laughter. (Everyone: Hey! Could laughter be described as crisp?!!）At this critical moment, what topic should he use? For example, have you eaten?
The strange atmosphere and the strange laughter spread in the room. I tried to move my sore body and realized that I could actually move at this moment! Although the numbness did not disappear when he moved. The heavens are helping me! If he couldn't convince her, he would just run! But why don't I want the perverted old man to know about this?
"Ahem." The atmosphere had to be broken by someone who didn't know. Yan Wu, who had been unconscious all this time, woke up at this critical moment. Yan Wu! He was like the Powerpuff Girls, Astroboy, Calabash Brothers, Doraemon, and Ultraman!! (Everyone: You said it once! And don't let Doraemon get mixed in!!）
"Yan Wu is awake!" I tried my best to make my expression reflect the happiness in my heart, because I could finally change the topic. I said to the perverted old man,"Hey! Perverted old man! Your son is awake! Hurry up and take a look!" As a father, you should be excited that your son is awake! However, I forgot one thing…
"Oh, you're awake." The lecherous old man's expression was not happy at all. Instead, a trace of coldness flashed across his face. He finally got up from my body as I wished and pounced towards Yan Wu. He kicked Yan Wu's chest and said fiercely,"Who told you to steal my wife and bully me in the past! Since he was awake, he might as well knock him out again!”
Yan Wuleng silently accepted the kick from the perverted old man. He didn't even make a sound. He probably really fainted. Because I was lying low and Yan Wu was high, I couldn't see Yan Wu's situation. I only saw the perverted old man kicking Yan Wu's body.
What the f * ck! I was really dumbfounded. This perverted old man was too ruthless, right? She really couldn't tell that this lecherous old man was so sharp!! However…Yan Wu was injured, so was it okay to continue kicking him like this? What if he died?
Ye Qingcheng and Dongfang Ye didn't have any intention of helping either. They weren't worried that Yan Wu's injuries would worsen or something. Their hearts were really vicious! If I could move now, I would definitely help Yan Wu! (Everyone: I just said that I can move!)! You pretend to be a good person, please behave yourself, okay? Hurry up and apologize to those good people!
After a dozen kicks, the perverted old man panted heavily and stopped. Then, he turned his head and looked at me with silver eyes. The fierce expression on his face softened. He smiled brightly at me and shouted,"Wifey ~~ We can be together ~~" She pounced on me again.
"Get lost!" I shouted angrily and kicked the perverted old man who was charging at me with my right foot.
" Pa!" Her kick hit the perverted old man, but she was also hugged by the perverted old man.
Looking at the perverted old man hugging my leg with a face full of pink bubbles, I was confused. I remember shouting, but I didn't make my body move! How did I kick it out? Suddenly, I remembered Bing Lan's words,'I can control your body.'，Could it be…that it couldn't be? Holy sh * t, this is too terrifying!
"Those who have been fooling around have had enough, and those who have laughed have had enough. The sky is getting dark, let's go out and eat first.”Ye Qingcheng finally stopped laughing, but his eyes were still a little moist. It was obvious that he was comfortable laughing at first. Then, he rubbed the little boy's head and said to the little boy," Bring a bowl of gruel to this room.”
When I heard Ye Qingcheng say the word " eat," my stomach rumbled in accordance with the atmosphere. So, I haven't eaten for four days? I'm so hungry.
"I have no objections." Dongfang Ye was still leaning against the door frame handsomely. He really liked the door frame.
"That idiotic woman, if you can move again, come with us to eat.”Ye Qingcheng didn't care about Dongfang Ye's intentions. Instead, she used the tip of her foot to kick me, who was still lying on the bed with my leg being hugged by the perverted old man. The little boy beside him had already run out to get the porridge.
Speaking of which, although the little boy ignored me this time, he wouldn't glare at me angrily. What made the little boy change his attitude towards me?？Only the heavens knew!
"I want to go out for dinner!" I quickly agreed. For the sake of eating, I didn't even mind him calling me an idiot woman. However, I looked at the lecherous old man who was still hugging my leg and refusing to let go. I was furious." Hey! Perverted old man! Let go of my leg! Damn it, what's there to hug about my leg? I'll beat you up!"
"Long time no see. I'm just expressing my longing.”The lecherous old man said bitterly as if he had been bullied. It gave people the feeling that I was a vicious person who bullied such a weak person like him. What the hell! If you want to be the best actor, don't pick this time!!
"Go away! Go away!" Who's going to throw this perverted old man to Mars!! Why am I so unlucky to meet such a person!!
"No ~~ I don't want to leave my wife. When I let go of my wifey, I'm afraid she'll disappear again.”The lecherous old man said the standard mushy lines. For some reason, I was reminded of the new biography of the White Lady. So sweaty…
" First Madam…" Dongfang Ye wanted to join in the fun again.
"Shut up! First Madam your sister! Your sister is the First Madam!" This time, I mercilessly retaliated. Dongfang Ye, you're asking for a beating!
"The wedding has passed." Dongfang Ye extinguished my arrogance with just four words.
"Wifey ~~" The lecherous old man's eyes were teary, and he looked as if he had been abandoned. He was as pitiful as he could be.
Two against one, I lost.
"Ah! Alright, you win, you win.”Since you want to hug my leg so much, then hug me as much as you want! Who asked me to still have some conscience.
"How long are you going to make a fuss?" Ye Qingcheng didn't laugh this time. He frowned impatiently and looked at the three people who were quarreling non-stop in front of him.
"I'm the victim, okay?" I'm so innocent!
Ye Qingcheng bent down and grabbed the perverted old man who was hugging my leg. She said,""If you want to make a fuss, wait until after dinner! I want to give this idiotic woman a face.”
Ye Qingcheng really knew how to pick the main points. The perverted old man let go of his hands and allowed Ye Qingcheng to lift him up and throw him to Dongfang Ye. But the perverted old man persisted and asked,""Right, what is this on wifey's face?”
"Illusion ~" That was the only thing I could think of. I replied with a fake smile. Then, he stretched his body slightly and got up from the ground. Her entire body was numb, but it was already very light and would not affect her movements.
Yan Wu, who was lying on the bed, was kicked unconscious by the perverted old man as soon as he woke up. He might have to lie in bed for a few more days. I glanced at Yan Wu who was lying on the bed. It would be a lie to say that I didn't feel guilty. After all, I let Yan Wu block those darts. Until now, I still don't understand why I would have such a conditioned reaction.
"Turn your head this way." Ye Qingcheng pulled me back to my senses. Ye Qingcheng pulled me to face him. Then, he took out a roll of bandages and started to wrap it around my head. He wanted to use the bandage to wrap the right side of my face.
I have to admire Ye Qingcheng now. He's the f * cking reincarnation of Doraemon!! He was wearing tight-fitting brocade clothes. How did he put these things in his arms!! Magic tricks? F * ck, this world is getting more and more magical!
The bandage wrapped around my forehead a few times. Then, it slowly wrapped around the right side of my face.
The vision in my right eye turned white. I blinked my eyes uncomfortably, thinking that I was disfigured and had no face to face anyone.
After covering the entire right side of my face, other than my mouth, Ye Qingcheng tied the knot at the back of my head and wrapped the bandage around my left hand. Now, his hands could not be seen.
"Your bandaging skills are still the same.”Dongfang Ye, who was watching from the side, couldn't bear to be lonely and started to provoke Ye Qingcheng. I think Dongfang Ye will definitely die in his mouth in the future!
Ye Qingcheng decided to ignore Dongfang Ye to the end. He didn't even look at Dongfang Ye and continued to wrap my left hand.
"Alright!" Ye Qingcheng patted my arm and put away the bandages he had brought along with him.
I moved my bandaged left arm. It was really stiff. I've become a mummy. I've been wrapped up in circles and circles.
"Let's go eat. I'm hungry.”Ye Qingcheng waved her hand and walked out of the room.
I rubbed my flat stomach and quickly followed. The perverted old man followed behind me. Dongfang Ye walked at the back and closed the door.
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