[Little Fish Narration]
Ever since that day when I saw the flowers in Luo City with Brother Tianqing, perhaps because my mood had been broadened, my leg injury had recovered at an astonishing speed. In a few days, they embarked on a journey to Chang 'an together.
Several days later.
"Aiya, a big city is really different! It made people realize their poverty from the inside out.”Brother Tianqing held a cold steamed bun in his hands, trying to use it to absorb the fragrance of the dishes from the restaurant opposite before eating.
"Yes, and the martial arts masters here are really not easy to talk to. The two of us look so kind, but we don't even have the chance to be handymen.”I responded to him dejectedly.
"Forget about these, but even a bun shop set up by the roadside has to be inspected by the city enforcement officers. Isn't this a good person becoming a prostitute?”He took a fierce bite of the steamed bun and deeply experienced the difficulty of making a living.
" But this is a good idea…" I held my chin and thought seriously.
"What?"
"I'll sell you into a brothel." I clenched my right hand into a fist and tapped my left palm, staring at him with shining eyes.
" What?!" The half-eaten bun in his mouth fell to the ground, but he quickly picked it up and continued to chew on it as if he had not seen anything.
"I think you're already very experienced in pretending to be a woman, and you're also very passionate about it. Why don't we sell you to a brothel to gain experience? When the client comes, you can knock him out, take all his money, and then leave. This way, we can get two legal income at the same time ~" I quickly imagined how Tianqing would look like in women's clothing and makeup.
After he finished eating the steamed bun, he wiped his hands on my sleeve for a while and replied indifferently,"Alright, I'm indeed better off than you in this line of work. You're just a little girl. Although you don't have any looks, it's really harmful to your physical and mental health if you're placed in a brothel. Why don't you sell yourself to a brothel? You're beautiful and can probably become the top star there.”
I finished the cornbread in my hand and glared at him."Are you looking for a beating?"
His gaze immediately turned from teasing to pitiful. He pointed at his tattered clothes and said to me,"Look, the patches on my clothes are so patched that you can't even tell the material of the clothes. If I fight with you again, this green robe can be directly changed into a singlet and hot pants.”
I rolled my eyes at him and said disdainfully," Who told you to jump up and down, climb trees, and fish all day? You're so sloppy even in a big city. I can only think of it as an incredible talent."”
He looked up at the sky and silently cried,"" When we reach the foot of Kunlun, do you think I'll have to run around naked…"
I was about to laugh at him when I heard a clear voice behind me say,"There's no need to run around naked and affect the city. If you don't have any clothes to wear, why don't you wear mine?”
" How can I…" Tian Qing replied habitually. He reached out to take the clothes, but when he turned around, he was stunned.
I turned around and was stunned.
However, I wasn't sure if Tianqing was stunned by the young man or the clothes in his hands.
The young man's arm was probably about to ache. Seeing that Tian Qing still had no intention of taking it, he looked again and saw that he was looking at him affectionately. He could not help but slap Tian Qing's face."What are you doing? You want to be gay with me?"
Tian Qing barely avoided it, but he was neither angry nor annoyed. Instead, he laughed and said,""You're quite pretty."
When the young man heard this, his face turned red. Then, he pursed his lips and scolded,"If you continue to spout nonsense, I'll make you run naked on the spot!”
"No, no, no, let's talk things out." Tian Qing immediately pleaded. Since you are eager to do a good deed every day, how can I not do it?”
After saying that, he took the clothes and opened them, praising them.
I glanced at it and almost fell to the ground.
"Look, isn't the design style very wild?" Tianqing said to me while smacking his lips.”
I agreed,"Yes, it's very aboriginal."”
Dressed in purple, the elegant and handsome young man did not hesitate to take these words as a compliment and said proudly,"At least you know what's good for you! I still have many different styles here. If you like them, you can choose any ~"
Tian Qing followed him excitedly, picking and choosing, praising him.
A drop of sweat appeared on my forehead,[Look at how sincere he is. Does he really like it…?]
He picked for a long time before finally pulling out a nearly transparent fishnet-like dress. He shouted excitedly at me,"How is it? Do you like it?"
I slowly moved over and said slowly,"It is said that there was a kind of torture in the Han Dynasty. The flesh of a person was cut off piece by piece. In order to cut it evenly and beautifully, a fishing net had to be put on the prisoner's body in advance. Then, along the hole in the fishing net, one piece, two pieces, three pieces, four pieces…"
The violet-clothed youth widened his eyes, clearly engrossed in listening.
Tian Qing pulled me down and whispered into my ear,"" You're called Xiaoyu, so a fishing net suits you best!"
His breath brushed against my face, and my heart suddenly skipped a beat. I hurriedly pushed him away.
"You're the one who's suitable to wear fishing nets. Your entire family is suitable to wear fishing nets!”I flipped out on the spot.
"Aiyo, aiyo, it's a pity that my entire family is dead except for me. I don't have the fortune to enjoy this honor ~" He grinned and looked at me.
It was such a light joke, but it sounded like a heavy hammer in my ears. I stared at him in shock. I opened my mouth, but I couldn't say the words " I'm sorry."
Fortunately, he didn't seem to care at all. He looked at the violet-clothed youth again and asked,"How should I address this little brother?"
The violet-clothed youth answered in all seriousness,"Little Purple."
I couldn't catch my breath and almost spat out the bread I had just eaten. Just by looking at your outfit, the material of your clothes, and the jade belt on your waist, I know that it's impossible for you to be called "Little Purple", a name that's only slightly better than a cat or dog!
Tian Qing shook his head. This name is not good. There must be many people who are willing to recommend themselves to be your father.”
When the violet-clothed youth heard this, he widened his eyes and nodded frantically."How did you know? Along the way, every time I announce my name, someone will immediately say,'Little Purple? I am your Old Purple! I thought it was a local custom…"
Tian Qing laughed out loud after hearing that. After a long time, he panted and said,""Then why don't you change your name?"
The violet-clothed youth thought for a moment, and his face was filled with worry. He propped his chin with one hand and asked,""But what should I change it to?”
"You're not young anymore. Why don't you be called Da Zi?" Tian Qing thought for a while and pointed out. No, people will think that your brother is called Big Red…"
"I'm only 16 this year!"”
Tian Qing whispered into my ear,""Look, I just casually said it, and this kid told me his age.”
Unexpectedly, the young man had excellent hearing and immediately shouted,"So what if I tell you my age? I didn't tell you my birth characters. If you want to bully the weak, you have to have some real ability!”
Tian Qing was still thinking of a name for him. A few seconds later, he asked,""What do you think of Zhongzi?"
I said,"I'm still an atom!"”
"A table?" Tian Qing thought as he held his head. That was not right. A chair? That was not right. Intestines? That was not right. Stomach? He looked at his own hands and counted one by one. Every time he said one, he shook his head with a serious expression.
Just as I was thinking about how to stop him, I heard him counting his fingers and saying,"Fish roe? That was not right. Lunatic? No way. Illegitimate son? It doesn't sound good either…"
At this point, I didn't even think about it and gave him a crisp chestnut.
Just as he was rubbing his head, I quickly said to the beautiful boy," Well, there's something wrong with him…" I pointed at my temple.
"Then why don't you think of a name for me?"”
I was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously replied,"Why don't we call her 'Purple Smoke'?”
Seeing that the young man seemed puzzled, I used a branch to write these two words on the ground and explained,"Li Bai has a poem that says,'The Sunlight Incense Burner Grows Purple Smoke'. It's that purple smoke! I smell you and feel that you are very fragrant. You should match this name very well.”
When the young man heard this, he clapped his hands repeatedly and smiled innocently."Good! It was decided! You can call me Ziyan from now on. Oh, and what are your names?"
I was about to answer when Tian Qing beat me to it."As for me, my name is Little Qing. She is my younger sister (She glanced at my clothes that were washed so much that they were white, and the original color could hardly be seen). Her name is Bai Su.”After saying that, he looked at me proudly, his eyes seemed to be saying, how is it? The name I gave you is cultured and charming, right?
Ziyan nodded and scratched her head.""The names of you siblings together can be used to act out the Legend of the White Snake.”
Tian Qing was stunned. He rubbed his head and giggled.
Ziyan looked at the sky and said,"It's getting late. I need to find a place to hide." "Today, the three of us are fated. I'll give you two clothes. Remember to take care of my business in the future ~~" After saying that, she quickly packed up a large pile of messy clothes."Sou", a fragrant wind blew, and she disappeared.
I thought I saw a ghost in broad daylight.
Tian Qing laughed." No wonder. I was wondering why these two names popped up the moment I opened my mouth. I almost thought that it was the ferment of a sleeping literary bacteria."”
I looked at him in confusion. Why did he not mention the name of the white snake, Little Green?”
Tian Qing smiled and flicked my forehead."In this day and age, who doesn't have a few stage names when traveling the martial arts world? Besides, this kid didn't tell us the truth. To be fair, we can't tell him the truth. At least I didn't distort our gender. I'm already doing her justice!”
He was someone who would stir up trouble without reason. I couldn't be bothered to argue with him about the question of "so what if he used a fake name". I asked something else."Ziyan's movement technique just now…was it martial arts or some yao art…?”
"This kid's martial arts is quite powerful. I can take him as my master."”Suddenly, a cunning smile appeared on his face." Speaking of which, this kid is only tall and doesn't have any brains. All the guys I've met along the way are really stupid! Now that he thought about it, it was still because the people in the village were all as smart as ghosts.”
I couldn't help but think,"Actually, you're the only one who's as smart as a ghost!" Thinking about his words again, she couldn't help but feel annoyed.""Does that mean I'm included?" Yes, compared to your belly full of evil water, everyone is an idiot.
Tian Qing was slightly stunned, then he smiled and rubbed my head. After I shook off his claws, I heard him say half-jokingly and half-seriously,"You're not stupid, you're stupid."
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