[Little Fish Narration]
On the way home, I suddenly remembered something and asked,"Brother Tianqing, there's something that I've been feeling wrong about.”
"What's wrong?" Tian Qing asked casually.”
I took a deep breath and asked,"Why do I feel that the clothes you bought for me last time are so similar to Ziyan's design style?"”
He suddenly stood where he was and said to me earnestly,"I told you, that word is pronounced-"
I interrupted him." I don't care what that word means. Tell me, was that dress made by him last time?"”
Tian Qing scratched his chin and smiled." You girls are really meticulous. I wouldn't have noticed it if you didn't say it." So the masked man I saw in Luoyang last time should be him?”
"Masked Lord?" Wow, you actually dare to buy clothes from such a strange peddler…
Tian Qing didn't care about this question and thought to himself,""Strange, why does he go wherever we go? He even said that he wanted to hide? It shouldn't just be to prevent the city enforcement officers from robbing us, right…"
Confused, Tian Qing waved his hand." Forget it, it's none of my business.
The next day. I would rather die than wear that fishing net, so Tian Qing went to the pawnshop regretfully, and then came back regretfully. He spread his hands, and five copper coins lay alone in his palm.
I couldn't help but curse,"Do you have eyes?" The design of that dress was indeed very strange, but the material and embroidery were top-notch! Master Song told me that you can't buy the Ice Cicada Silk in the Central Plains! Ziyan didn't know what was good for him. Oh, no, he was generous enough to give it to me for free. I didn't expect you to be so ignorant! You…you…don't even think about asking me to mend your clothes in the future!”
He held his head and squatted on the ground, not daring to make a sound.
I scratched the wall for a while and felt less depressed. I picked him up and asked calmly,"Where are we going today?"
Coincidentally, just as Tian Qing was happily wearing the aboriginal style clothes and looking for a job on the street, he bumped into the beautiful purple-clothed youth from yesterday.
Tianqing's clothes were too eye-catching. It was no wonder that everyone would look sideways.
Ziyan smiled sinisterly after hearing our complaints."Looking for a job? Follow me!"
The three of us discussed it, and in the end, Tianqing and I signed an unfair treaty with tears in our eyes.
In my entire life, I had never seen such a sucker. Ziyan sent me to make what he and Tianqing thought was a " vulgar taste " series of clothing, while Tianqing went to a large chain store in Chang 'an, Yuelai Inn, to be a storyteller and cook. He was responsible for the profits, and he would make up for the losses. Ziyan went to a nearby clinic and became an acupuncture master.
We asked him if he was an underground member of the agency. He shook his hand and said unhappily,"Have you ever seen an agent who selflessly gives up her job? Not only does she not charge you a single cent, but she also provides you with two pieces of high-quality clothes for free? I've worked in many places before, and I know people everywhere ~"
We all looked at him with respect.
He smiled heroically and patted our shoulders."It's not wrong to follow me!"
The three of them, who had been running around for a living, formed the Color Alliance (there were cyan, white, and purple…) and fought side by side.
After earning money together for a few days, everyone had to face a common problem-they were smelly.
Although we have a salary now, if we take a bath in the bathhouse in Chang 'an, the remaining money is probably enough to buy a coffin for ourselves.
Fortunately, it was warm and refreshing. In order to save money, we went to the back of the mountain to take a bath together.
When they arrived at their destination, everyone first praised them. Then, they saw Tian Qing lazily biting a blade of grass and waving his hand."You guys go first. I'll stay here and keep watch.”
Ziyan giggled and was about to follow me when she suddenly reacted and shouted,"I don't want to take a bath with a little girl!”
Tian Qing glared at her and said,"Your head!" Then why don't you shower with me?"
Ziyan glared at him and bit her lower lip.
Tian Qing laughed and spat out the grass in his mouth. He pointed at Ziyan and said,"" Men bite their lips. How effeminate!"
Ziyan was furious. She stepped forward and kicked Tian Qing."Get lost! I'll keep watch!"
Tian Qing smiled and rubbed his butt as he stood up. He said in surprise,""Eh ~ Brother Zi's feet are so small."
Ziyan was so embarrassed that she wanted to step forward and kick him again. Tianqing did not let him get what he wanted this time. He used his specialty, the Hundred Transformations of the Divine Path, to jump left and slide right. Ziyan tried her best, but she could not touch the corner of the green figure's clothes.
Just like that, the two of them played the Eagle Catches the Chicks with me as the center. In the end, I saw Ziyan panting and sweating profusely. I thought that after the cold water was poured later, she definitely wouldn't have cramps.
Tian Qing was in good spirits. He looked at Ziyan and smiled with a hateful expression.
Ziyan stared at him fiercely, hoping that Tianqing could feel the power of her soul.
Tian Qing turned a blind eye to it, instead happily making all kinds of funny faces, accompanied by a sound effect that made me grow green hair all over my body.
Thus, before Ziyan was about to unleash her second round of rage, I kindly reminded him,""Alright, alright, don't be angry. If you move around again, your Adam's apple will be crooked.”
Unfortunately, it was too late. Ziyan had already used her trump card. In the blink of an eye, a gust of purple wind rushed towards Tianqing. Her movement technique was extremely fast. Just as Tianqing had no choice but to use the imitation version of Flying Dragon Cloud Searching Hand to steal the silver, my words passed into his ears just in time.
" Plop!" Ziyan's handsome face successfully kissed the ground. As expected of the hot-blooded children of China, they had a pure heart for their motherland.
When he raised his face, which was covered in grass and mud, and looked around blankly, Tianqing and I laughed and rolled on the ground at the same time. As expected, Ziyan's Adam's apple was tilted to her shoulder…
Ziyan stood up angrily and reached out to wipe the dirt off her face. She wiped it a few more times and a piece of human skin fell off.
Tianqing and I were both stunned.
Ziyan used her fingers to play Two-person Twist while looking at us who were petrified. She said with confidence and superiority,"So what if I'm a woman? Are you scared by my exquisite disguise?”
Tian Qing couldn't care less about how the peerless beauty in front of him kept calling her "mother". He stood up shakily and asked,
"Is there any difference between your face before and after the disguise?”
"Are you kidding me?" Ziyan asked doubtfully. Of course there was a difference! Didn't you think I was a man before?”
Tian Qing and I shook our heads at the same time. determinedly.
Ziyan finally stopped exploring the ultimate secret of Two-people Rotation and opened her mouth slightly."…You saw through it before?”
I nodded heavily.
Tianqing reminded her kindly,"Anyone with eyes can see it."”
Ziyan's eyes were about to fall out. Tianqing and I couldn't bear to see her face turn ashen after her self-esteem was trampled on. Just as we were about to turn our heads, we heard Ziyan smack her lips in surprise.
"The people of the Central Plains are all so perceptive. They actually saw through my excellent disguise! In my hometown, no one can recognize me!”
Tian Qing and I exchanged glances. We both saw the urge to jump into the lake in each other's eyes. This conclusion…was very good and very powerful.
At this moment, a light laugh came from behind the big tree. It was a baritone voice.
The three of us instantly displayed our abilities. Ziyan's Plum Blossom Shadow, Tianqing's Divine Transformation, and my Wave Subtle Steps all jumped behind the tree at lightning speed. The person who had laughed earlier was obviously stunned. He clearly did not realize that our reaction was so fast, causing him to be stunned on the spot.
Tian Qing was already exaggerating the atmosphere."Wow, wow, wow ~ He's actually a handsome guy! I say, you're a handsome and talented person. Of all the things you can learn, you actually learned the martial arts of the Flower Picking Sect and came here to peep at us bathing!”After saying that, he let out a sigh. His face was full of pity for the handsome man, if not for the gloating look in his eyes.
The handsome man was stunned at first, then he smiled and straightened his clothes. He said calmly and slowly,"I was just passing by and was prepared to jump into the lake to seek death. Based on the principle of first come first serve, I wanted to wait until the three of you finished jumping. Unexpectedly, the three of you occupied such a large lake and did not jump. I had no choice but to wait here.”
Seeing how confident he was and how well he lied, Tianqing and I were speechless. Although he knew that this noble young master with a high hair crown and a jade belt around his waist was 400% talking nonsense.
Ziyan did not give up. She put her hands on her hips and pretended to be fierce."You were eavesdropping on our conversation just now, and you still have the cheek to laugh!”
The noble young master shook his head slowly, still smiling.""No. I didn't eavesdrop, I've been listening openly.”
Tian Qing smiled." But your behavior has already been regarded as peeping. If we hadn't been fooling around, we would have been taken advantage of by you."”
The noble young master smiled and pointed at Ziyan. His lips were indifferent as he spat out poisonous words,"It's fine if you want to talk about this fairy-like girl, but what can I take advantage of when you two men bathe and play in the water?”
Tianqing looked at me sympathetically and happily.
I also smiled." Young Master, we're planning to leave. You can throw yourself into the lake and commit suicide as many times as you want. If you need help, just ask. We'll definitely let you die quickly.”
The noble young master was still calm and unhurried as he spoke slowly,"However, after listening to your words, I suddenly rekindled my hope of living. I feel that it's better not to let down this great spring.”
"What did we say to reignite your hope?" I asked curiously.”
He smiled gently at Ziyan.""This young lady's disguising skills are indeed at the peak of perfection, making this one admire her very much. Changing one's appearance would allow one to experience a different life. No wonder everyone said that it was a pleasure in the martial arts world.”
No matter how one listened to it, it sounded like he was mocking Ziyan for changing her face to avoid punishment, even though she didn't change her face at all.
Ziyan did not seem to notice the meaning behind his words. Instead, she excitedly pointed at the clothes Tian Qing was wearing and asked the man,""Disguise is not my forte! What do you think of the clothes I made for him?”
A crack appeared on that person's perfect smile, but it instantly repaired itself."I thought…that it was an art that no one could understand.”He made a false evaluation of Ziyan's unique design style with a straight face.
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