[Azure Narration]
Murong and I stopped at the same time. Soon, I squeezed Xiaoyu's shoulder comfortingly.""When we find Nono, I'll send you to the brothel you've been longing for to experience life.”
Murong turned around and said,""Are you the one who called me Nono?”
I blinked twice." Aren't you still calling me by my maiden name all day long?"”
Murong successfully vomited.
A few days later, we finally found the tsundere Si Kong Nuo. She had already changed her appearance and was difficult to find. However, when he saw the Bohemian style clothes she was wearing, he immediately locked on to her.
When we were standing far away, Xiaoyu suddenly said,""Brother Tianqing, Sister Sikong's face this time…looks like yours.”
"Like your sister!"
Murong nodded.”
I took a closer look and sure enough, that person looked 70% like me, the remaining 30% was still Si Kongnuo's own style, so to put it simply, he looked like a female version of Yun Tianqing.
We quietly watched and watched…
Not long after, Si Kong Nuo was fated to be drunk by someone. The few scholarly-looking men beside her immediately reached out their claws to touch her face.
I scratched my chin again. I really didn't expect that my face could seduce men.
Murong used the " Shooting Star of Muye " and flew forward. Xiaoyu and I ran slowly behind him.
Mu Rongcheng was really competent as a protector.
This wife of his was really…too worrisome.
The scene was like this:
When a wretched scholar reached his hand into Sikong Nuo's collar, the flower protector stepped forward and smashed the table with a sword, causing the dishes and wine to spill all over the floor.
The few scholars were not to be trifled with. It seemed that they had practiced before. They rolled up their sleeves and questioned Murong,"What are you doing? You're disturbing our mood."
Murong's mouth twitched, and his eyes flickered."Elegant?"
He swept his gaze across everyone. Everyone felt a chill run through their bodies. Just as they were about to put on more clothes, Murong smiled lightly like a spring breeze.
"I'm here to pick up my wife."
After he finished speaking, he gently lifted the drunk Sikong Nuo and pulled her onto his body. He pointed his sword at the five of them. The cold light was piercingly cold, and the body of the sword was as bright as snow, reflecting his face that was as white as snow.
A hall full of flowers intoxicated three thousand guests, a sword frost cold fourteen states.
Although these two lines of poetry could not describe the battle that had no suspense, it was not too much for Student Murong, who had been fighting on horseback for many years, and for Student Murong's son, who was a sword immortal, many years later.
Murong pushed Sikong into Xiaoyu's care and went up to fight. I felt that it was unfair no matter how I looked at it, so I stepped in and kicked away the bastard who touched Sikong's face. In the midst of the chaotic battle, I cut off the source of income for the five of them-the money bag.
Murong was a gentleman. His sword and sword would stop when it was necessary. He could not bear to hurt anyone. He really admired him for being so calm. I felt that carrying five money bags was quite heavy, so I picked up the fire stick that Xiaoyu threw over and casually knocked one of them unconscious.
The other four screamed and fled.
After settling the matter, Xiaoyu automatically handed Si Kongnuo over to Mu Rongcheng for safekeeping while saying,""There seems to be something wrong with Miss Sikong.”
"What's wrong?" Murong asked.
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Sikong Nuo make a sound of "ugh ~". The food residue in his stomach reeked of alcohol as he vomited on Murong's body.
The pungent smell made Xiaoyu and I take two steps back at the same time. Xiaoyu covered his nose and said,"This is exactly what's wrong…"
What was admirable was that Mu Rongcheng, who had always been obsessed with cleanliness and would wash his hair and wash his hair when he had nothing to do, did not even raise his eyebrows. Instead, he gently patted Si Kong's back. In order to prevent her from feeling uncomfortable, he carried her back to the inn step by step.
As we followed, I couldn't help thinking: What was so good about Si Kong Nuo? Isn't she just beautiful? Of course, the clothes were not bad…But for this woman, Mu Rongcheng would break any precept and do anything. It was really incomprehensible.
Love was actually an eighteen-month-old lunatic.
At night, Sikong Nuo slowly woke up.
Murong carefully helped her finish her food and water. Then, he cleared his throat and prepared to scold her.
Sikong Nuo didn't sense the danger at all. He held his head and recalled," Oh right, I think he was having dinner with the Fifth Young Master of the capital just now…"
Tian Qing chuckled,"The Fifth Young Master of the Capital?" Don't tell me it's the Five Rats making a scene in Tokyo!"
Mu Rongcheng suppressed his anger and said in a deep voice,"You're a girl. How can you drink with a group of men?”
Sikong Nuo supported his head and looked at him unhappily,""What's wrong with drinking? I didn't shower with a bunch of men!”
Tian Qing interrupted,"If you really do that, it will be a devastating blow to Xiao Hei's belief in life!"”
"Shut up!" Si Kong Nuo didn't even look at him. I have a headache." She rubbed her face and said," Besides, didn't I disguise myself as Xiao Qing? No one will be able to tell that I'm a woman.”
" You…" Xiaoyu spat." You said that the Central Plainsmen have sharp eyes…"
Sikong Nuo couldn't think straight. He stared at Xiaoyu with his big eyes, then at Murong,""Yeah, so what?"
Mu Rongcheng was on the verge of exploding. They're trying to get you drunk, y-y-well..."
I said for him,"So that I can rape him first and then kill him!"”
Sikong Nuo suddenly woke up. He jumped up and looked at me fiercely,"I think you want to be raped and killed now!”
"But your husband is busy interrogating you and doesn't have time for me."”
The other three had to think about it before they understood what I meant.
Murong was the only one who remembered not to go astray. He pulled the angry Si Kong, who was gnashing his teeth, to sit down and said,"Your disguise technique can only be easily seen when the other party is in front of you, right?”
Sikong Nuo's face instantly turned red. After a while, he muttered in a low voice,"It's all because he doesn't look special…"
Xiaoyu looked at me and corrected Sikong seriously,""But for someone like Xiao Qing, at least on the streets, you can't treat him as a passerby.”
Si Kong's face turned red again. "At least…at least my mannerisms and temperament are quite similar, right?" Disguising techniques are based on the heart, not the form…"
Xiaoyu looked at her sadly.""Brother Qing is known for not getting drunk after a thousand cups…"
I looked up at the ceiling and muttered,"Actually, in the art of disguise, the 'shape' is still quite important, right?"
Murong sat at the side and never had the chance to reprimand his wife. At this moment, he couldn't help but say impatiently,"Can you guys stop?"
Si Kong glared at him. I want to sleep!"
Mu Rongcheng was finally angered by her careless words. He stood up and said angrily,"Do you know how serious this incident is?! Not only this time, if I hadn't been following you and protecting you along the way, would you have been able to walk all the way from Great Yan to the Central Plains without being robbed of your wealth or sex? Do you really think that the martial world is so easy to enter?!”
After that, Mu Rong told me about all the stupid things that Si Kong had done along the way. Xiaoyu and I listened in surprise. It turned out that Si Kong Nuo was actually the king of the dark dragons. Although she did not make any big mistakes along the way, she did not stop making small mistakes. She was quite happy to make her own way in the martial world. Mu Rong Cheng was busy cleaning up her mess all day long and had to persevere like a stalker and hide in the city... It was really admirable.
Hence, Blackie turned into a hen and counted with his fingers."Previously in Weizhou, you thought that the clothes in the cloth shop didn't look good, so you took out a pair of scissors and a needle thread and went forward to cut randomly. In the end, not only was you beaten up by the boss, but I also had to pay you money afterwards.”
"Then, in the river, you dressed as a man and performed acupuncture on a woman. Although they had bad eyesight, you shouldn't have lifted the woman's dress and looked around without caring about her husband. In the end, the husband waved his hand and hit you, causing the needle to be stuck in your shoulder.”
"Later, in Luoyang, you went up to the roof and peeked at other people's sex. However, because you were too excited, you stepped on the air and fell into the pond, startling a pool of fish and shrimp and a servant with a stick.”
" These few days in Chang 'an, you-"
"Wait!" Si Kong Nuo suddenly waved his hand to interrupt him," May I ask where you were when I went up to the roof to remove the tiles?”
Murong was suddenly tongue-tied, his face flushed red, and then he said fiercely,"Why do you care where I am? Think about it, a young lady who is about to marry, but she spends all her time with some shady guys and does some immoral things all day long. Do you know how to write the word shame?!”
I was listening at the side with a bad taste in my mouth. What indecent, what immoral, wasn't this clearly pointing at mulberry and scolding locust trees with insinuation!
So I rolled up my sleeves and stepped forward to save her."Hey, calm down. Although we've been with your wife for a while, we didn't do anything to her, and your wife didn't do anything to us. Of course, we can't violate your virginity.”
The two of them shouted at me together,"Shut up!”
"There, that's right." I patted Blackie's shoulder." You can't scold a girl. Besides, she's such a beautiful girl. Besides, she's your wife. Can you bear to do that?”
"What's there to be reluctant about?" From the beginning to the end, the only thing he cared about was the reputation of the Murong family!”
"I think so too." Xiaoyu raised his hand. No matter what, scolding you like he did just now was too unpleasant.”
Murong Wuxia glared at Xiaoyu and me, then looked at Si Kong with grief and indignation. After a while, he said faintly,"
"I know you hate me. I can understand why you hate someone you've never met or truly understood. But…but, you don't even remember Little Chengcheng…?”
The sad atmosphere was swept away, and Xiaoyu and I both spat.
Si Kong's eyes suddenly widened as he looked at Murong in disbelief. His face was like a black screen.
"Could there be a story behind this?”Xiaoyu and I looked at each other and thought the same thing.
"How did you know…" Si Kong Nuo opened his mouth with difficulty.
Mu Rongcheng smiled bitterly.”
I followed up with a chant,"A red apricot has come out of the wall."”
Xiaoyu covered his face.
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